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Doomed cat ventures
Many people seek new occupations and money-making schemes This set me
on a bizarre train of thought: - cat-related ventures which are doomed to failure from the start by the very nature of the little darlings. I've thought of a few, and perhaps you can dream up others. CAT OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - This is not to teach people to follow the wishes of their kitties, but the reverse. The most obvious pitfall is that cats will listen to what you tell them to do - and then ignore it or do the opposite. CAT SLEDDING - It's simple, the Inuit have been doing it for centuries, but with dogs. Why not cats? Because they're cats, that's why. Try to make them go in a single direction, let alone the one you have in mind! CAT RESCUE TEAMS - Dogs are also trained to hunt for skiers lost or trapped by avalanches. How about using cats? One of my favourite cartoons is titled "If Lassie were a cat" gives us a clue. In it Timmy calls from the bottom of a well, "Lassie, go get help. I'm trapped here!" Lassie the cat looks down the well and replies, "Where's my food?" WATCH CATS - A burglar breaks into your house at 3:00 am. Your ever-alert cat wakes and streaks towards the felon - right past him, and down to the basement litter pan to answer an urgent call of nature. The burglar goes about his business while you continue sleeping upstairs. Care to add any kitty-related ventures doomed to fail? |
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Bobcat wrote:
Many people seek new occupations and money-making schemes This set me on a bizarre train of thought: - cat-related ventures which are doomed to failure from the start by the very nature of the little darlings. I've thought of a few, and perhaps you can dream up others. CAT OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - This is not to teach people to follow the wishes of their kitties, but the reverse. The most obvious pitfall is that cats will listen to what you tell them to do - and then ignore it or do the opposite. CAT SLEDDING - It's simple, the Inuit have been doing it for centuries, but with dogs. Why not cats? Because they're cats, that's why. Try to make them go in a single direction, let alone the one you have in mind! CAT RESCUE TEAMS - Dogs are also trained to hunt for skiers lost or trapped by avalanches. How about using cats? One of my favourite cartoons is titled "If Lassie were a cat" gives us a clue. In it Timmy calls from the bottom of a well, "Lassie, go get help. I'm trapped here!" Lassie the cat looks down the well and replies, "Where's my food?" WATCH CATS - A burglar breaks into your house at 3:00 am. Your ever-alert cat wakes and streaks towards the felon - right past him, and down to the basement litter pan to answer an urgent call of nature. The burglar goes about his business while you continue sleeping upstairs. Care to add any kitty-related ventures doomed to fail? How about cat guide for the blind. It will fail because cats will never go where you tell them to. Their blind person will say "forward" and just to be contrary the cat will go backwards. Plus it is hard on the blind person when they have to stop every 5 minutes so their cat can groom. -- Margaret Fine |
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Bobcat wrote:
Many people seek new occupations and money-making schemes This set me on a bizarre train of thought: - cat-related ventures which are doomed to failure from the start by the very nature of the little darlings. I've thought of a few, and perhaps you can dream up others. CAT OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - This is not to teach people to follow the wishes of their kitties, but the reverse. The most obvious pitfall is that cats will listen to what you tell them to do - and then ignore it or do the opposite. CAT SLEDDING - It's simple, the Inuit have been doing it for centuries, but with dogs. Why not cats? Because they're cats, that's why. Try to make them go in a single direction, let alone the one you have in mind! CAT RESCUE TEAMS - Dogs are also trained to hunt for skiers lost or trapped by avalanches. How about using cats? One of my favourite cartoons is titled "If Lassie were a cat" gives us a clue. In it Timmy calls from the bottom of a well, "Lassie, go get help. I'm trapped here!" Lassie the cat looks down the well and replies, "Where's my food?" WATCH CATS - A burglar breaks into your house at 3:00 am. Your ever-alert cat wakes and streaks towards the felon - right past him, and down to the basement litter pan to answer an urgent call of nature. The burglar goes about his business while you continue sleeping upstairs. Care to add any kitty-related ventures doomed to fail? How about cat guide for the blind. It will fail because cats will never go where you tell them to. Their blind person will say "forward" and just to be contrary the cat will go backwards. Plus it is hard on the blind person when they have to stop every 5 minutes so their cat can groom. -- Margaret Fine |
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Bobcat wrote:
Many people seek new occupations and money-making schemes This set me on a bizarre train of thought: - cat-related ventures which are doomed to failure from the start by the very nature of the little darlings. I've thought of a few, and perhaps you can dream up others. CAT OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - This is not to teach people to follow the wishes of their kitties, but the reverse. The most obvious pitfall is that cats will listen to what you tell them to do - and then ignore it or do the opposite. CAT SLEDDING - It's simple, the Inuit have been doing it for centuries, but with dogs. Why not cats? Because they're cats, that's why. Try to make them go in a single direction, let alone the one you have in mind! CAT RESCUE TEAMS - Dogs are also trained to hunt for skiers lost or trapped by avalanches. How about using cats? One of my favourite cartoons is titled "If Lassie were a cat" gives us a clue. In it Timmy calls from the bottom of a well, "Lassie, go get help. I'm trapped here!" Lassie the cat looks down the well and replies, "Where's my food?" WATCH CATS - A burglar breaks into your house at 3:00 am. Your ever-alert cat wakes and streaks towards the felon - right past him, and down to the basement litter pan to answer an urgent call of nature. The burglar goes about his business while you continue sleeping upstairs. Care to add any kitty-related ventures doomed to fail? How about cat guide for the blind. It will fail because cats will never go where you tell them to. Their blind person will say "forward" and just to be contrary the cat will go backwards. Plus it is hard on the blind person when they have to stop every 5 minutes so their cat can groom. -- Margaret Fine |
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Care to add any kitty-related ventures doomed to fail?
CAT SMALL PET SITTING - The cats would watch peoples small pets while they're away on vacation, especially hamsters, fish and birds. Of course the visitors would check in but not check out. BIRD CATS - There are bird dogs and now bird cats. You take them hunting with you and when you shoot a bird and it falls, the cat will go to retrieve it, but instead just sit there and dine. "What? You didn't get this for me?" |
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Care to add any kitty-related ventures doomed to fail?
CAT SMALL PET SITTING - The cats would watch peoples small pets while they're away on vacation, especially hamsters, fish and birds. Of course the visitors would check in but not check out. BIRD CATS - There are bird dogs and now bird cats. You take them hunting with you and when you shoot a bird and it falls, the cat will go to retrieve it, but instead just sit there and dine. "What? You didn't get this for me?" |
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Care to add any kitty-related ventures doomed to fail?
CAT SMALL PET SITTING - The cats would watch peoples small pets while they're away on vacation, especially hamsters, fish and birds. Of course the visitors would check in but not check out. BIRD CATS - There are bird dogs and now bird cats. You take them hunting with you and when you shoot a bird and it falls, the cat will go to retrieve it, but instead just sit there and dine. "What? You didn't get this for me?" |
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"Mary" wrote in message ... Care to add any kitty-related ventures doomed to fail? CAT SMALL PET SITTING - The cats would watch peoples small pets while they're away on vacation, especially hamsters, fish and birds. Of course the visitors would check in but not check out. BIRD CATS - There are bird dogs and now bird cats. You take them hunting with you and when you shoot a bird and it falls, the cat will go to retrieve it, but instead just sit there and dine. "What? You didn't get this for me?" Oh, I love those! I think we're onto something here. Keep 'em coming! Bobcat |
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"Mary" wrote in message ... Care to add any kitty-related ventures doomed to fail? CAT SMALL PET SITTING - The cats would watch peoples small pets while they're away on vacation, especially hamsters, fish and birds. Of course the visitors would check in but not check out. BIRD CATS - There are bird dogs and now bird cats. You take them hunting with you and when you shoot a bird and it falls, the cat will go to retrieve it, but instead just sit there and dine. "What? You didn't get this for me?" Oh, I love those! I think we're onto something here. Keep 'em coming! Bobcat |
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"Mary" wrote in message ... Care to add any kitty-related ventures doomed to fail? CAT SMALL PET SITTING - The cats would watch peoples small pets while they're away on vacation, especially hamsters, fish and birds. Of course the visitors would check in but not check out. BIRD CATS - There are bird dogs and now bird cats. You take them hunting with you and when you shoot a bird and it falls, the cat will go to retrieve it, but instead just sit there and dine. "What? You didn't get this for me?" Oh, I love those! I think we're onto something here. Keep 'em coming! Bobcat |
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