Inbitatshun to a pardee!

Lucy bringz da fudz anna wine, it all taztez gd, anna they take a nap knowin
da nowncimint willz wake demsefz fur da danze... hey i waked up to da
nowncemint, letz danze beclawz we iz gonna haf lotsa anipursarieez, Chester
"Lucy" wrote in message
news
Ennyfing you want, my sweet Chester! Mew haf ben fru kwite an ordeel.

Letz haffa liddle nap after we eet, and win we wake up it'll be time for
the annifursary danse!

Lucy

Stormmee wrote:
dat wuld be veri nize, anna sum nip wine wuld be gud alzo... ifin you
duzint mind, i duzint need az muc az tiger but a glazz or two willz
certinli hep... i sure wish dat anipursari danze wuld start so dat we
kuld see whut tiger getted MMe. A. he wuz veri sekretif bowt itsef...
anna i sure hope sundanze getz bak soon so dat tiger givez hizsef hiz
prezzie, i thinkz itz veri klefur espkalli fur Tiger, Chester
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
Owh Chester!! My luff! It jus sownds awful, and Ime so glad yu are hoam
safe. Yu are rite, that TED bill will make dem fink twise before they
take mew again!

Lie down an I will breng mew sumthing nise to eet.

Lucy


Stormmee wrote:
it wuz horrible, soft anna furry bringed alla uses to dat ted on
friday, tiger anna minesef knewed it was gonna be bad when furry putted
togefur 2 new kitty jailz, tiger sayed dat onli permineint kitteez
gettsa kitty jail, anna now alla uses haz one... soft was all happi kuz
she getted deze two fur haf prize anna dey fitted barbi anna stormmee
gud...

butted stormmee kan getit opin anna afur da ted where furry alzmozt
hadda strok furm da bill... stormmee skaped to da owt fura while to da
nayborz tralor... butted hersef iz bak...

dat ted bill wuz how owrsefz purnished demsevez fur takin uses... it
costed more dan two howze paymintz... lucky fur furry anna soft dat ted
letted dem charg purt ofit until da middle of da monf... soft sayz we
mite hafta eat sardinez Tiger hadda particularli bad time when dey
stealed hizown blood... da ted alzo taked tv anna oejz blood... butted
now we iz home anna onli purnishin dem a little, spekalli when we all
getz ear medicine.

Chester
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
Waztup? What happind? I haf not ben heer furry much.

Lucy



Stormmee wrote:
i iz readyta get owtta here sumfin funni iz gowin on anna i duzint
likeit one bit, /// takes lucys paw anna jumpz inna porter
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
Cmon Chester, letz go!

Lucy


Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!

As the music beginz Willow whispers to Hercule, Tiger wud like to propoze a
toastz for da danze startz sinze diz iz a spezial danze.

I alzo haff song sheetz so da kommunitee memberz dat don haff spezial frenz
kan sing to da musik.

Here iz da wurdz.

Oh how we danzed on da nite we were winked
Weez voweled r true luff, thou a wurd wazn saidz.

Da wurld waz in blume, dere waz starz in da skiz
Cept for da feu dat waz dere in ur eyez.

Deer, as I helt u kloze in my armz,
Angels were singink a hymn ta ur charmz.
Tu heartz gentlee beatink, purring lo,
"Darlink, I luffz u so."

Da nite seemz ta fade inta blozzimink dawn Da sun shined anew but da danze
lingeered on.
Kud weez butted rekall da sweetz momentz sublime
We wud fine dat our loff iz unalteeredz by timez.

Deerz, az I helt u kloze in mineown armz
Angels were singink a hymnz ta ur charmz.
Tu heartz gently beatink, purrink lo
"Darlink, I luff u so."

Willow looks for where Trudi has laid the skort book. When diz dance is
over she wants to look and see the names that are left. Kordink to Trudi,
if a cat hazn asked anna been cepted az spezial frenz, der namez wil
dizappearez after awhile.
Dat duzen mean dem will be winked, it jus meanz dem iz apezial frenz.
"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:05:56 -0500, Granby wrote:

Geez dat iz wonnerful dere iz Hercule. Oh Mr. Hercule may we talk with
you
for a minuite?

Meow, and how iz yourself? I am just a guest
heer, and not zee moosician, butid I can ask zem
to play zee Annipursary waltz! Eeen fakt, I weel
just annownce eet!

[takes microphone] Meow kitties! I wood like to
weesh Sundance, Tiger and Mme Anaïs a Happy
Purrday, and seence zees eez zee fifth winking
annipursary for Anaïs and Tiger, I fink zat zee
Annipursary Waltz eez een order! So letz awl dance
wif zee happy cupple!

[Music starts]

By zee way, I saw zee leetle collar-charm zat
Anaïs gaff to Tiger. Deed he like itsownself?????

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir

as the music finishes anna kittees is singing Tiger says to MMe. heriz
yourown prezzie, he holdz owt a blue and white wrapped, the paper has
candlez anna little mouseyz onit...

I getted you charmz fur each year of owr winkin...
1 a platimun ping pong ball kuz you likez ta bat bat dem anna i likez
anithin dat makez yoursef happy.
2. a little platum anna blue saphire inna shape ofa motercycle beclawz itsa
giftee you gived minesef anna we taked nize tripz init.
3. a cerimonial mousee beclawz it remindz bof of uses of owrz winkin... anna
mozt recent blessin of da kittenz.
4. a little platim lobzter wif saphire eyez. beclawz you alwayz makez sure
der iz lotsa gud fudz wherefur we goez
5. a platim nip leaf beclaws efuri timez i efin thinkz of yourownsef it
makez minesef az happi aza better dan bezt hydropnikally grown nip.

Tiger, smoocheez.\

..
"Granby" wrote in message
...
As the music beginz Willow whispers to Hercule, Tiger wud like to propoze
a toastz for da danze startz sinze diz iz a spezial danze.

I alzo haff song sheetz so da kommunitee memberz dat don haff spezial
frenz kan sing to da musik.

Here iz da wurdz.

Oh how we danzed on da nite we were winked
Weez voweled r true luff, thou a wurd wazn saidz.

Da wurld waz in blume, dere waz starz in da skiz
Cept for da feu dat waz dere in ur eyez.

Deer, as I helt u kloze in my armz,
Angels were singink a hymn ta ur charmz.
Tu heartz gentlee beatink, purring lo,
"Darlink, I luffz u so."

Da nite seemz ta fade inta blozzimink dawn Da sun shined anew but da danze
lingeered on.
Kud weez butted rekall da sweetz momentz sublime
We wud fine dat our loff iz unalteeredz by timez.

Deerz, az I helt u kloze in mineown armz
Angels were singink a hymnz ta ur charmz.
Tu heartz gently beatink, purrink lo
"Darlink, I luff u so."

Willow looks for where Trudi has laid the skort book. When diz dance is
over she wants to look and see the names that are left. Kordink to Trudi,
if a cat hazn asked anna been cepted az spezial frenz, der namez wil
dizappearez after awhile.
Dat duzen mean dem will be winked, it jus meanz dem iz apezial frenz.
"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:05:56 -0500, Granby wrote:

Geez dat iz wonnerful dere iz Hercule. Oh Mr. Hercule may we talk with
you
for a minuite?

Meow, and how iz yourself? I am just a guest
heer, and not zee moosician, butid I can ask zem
to play zee Annipursary waltz! Eeen fakt, I weel
just annownce eet!

[takes microphone] Meow kitties! I wood like to
weesh Sundance, Tiger and Mme Anaïs a Happy
Purrday, and seence zees eez zee fifth winking
annipursary for Anaïs and Tiger, I fink zat zee
Annipursary Waltz eez een order! So letz awl dance
wif zee happy cupple!

[Music starts]

By zee way, I saw zee leetle collar-charm zat
Anaïs gaff to Tiger. Deed he like itsownself?????

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir

after he gifez hiz wife kitte her prezzie, anna tellz her bowt how they will
go on herown winkin kollar he goez ta sundanze... i had deze made for
yourownsef.. he howldz owta box, anna inside iz gold black hillz dey iz
cufflinkz fur da furmal okashunz... dey iz made of pink anna green black
hillz gowlde, inna shape of petuniaz.

Tiger
"Granby" wrote in message
...
As the music beginz Willow whispers to Hercule, Tiger wud like to propoze
a toastz for da danze startz sinze diz iz a spezial danze.

I alzo haff song sheetz so da kommunitee memberz dat don haff spezial
frenz kan sing to da musik.

Here iz da wurdz.

Oh how we danzed on da nite we were winked
Weez voweled r true luff, thou a wurd wazn saidz.

Da wurld waz in blume, dere waz starz in da skiz
Cept for da feu dat waz dere in ur eyez.

Deer, as I helt u kloze in my armz,
Angels were singink a hymn ta ur charmz.
Tu heartz gentlee beatink, purring lo,
"Darlink, I luffz u so."

Da nite seemz ta fade inta blozzimink dawn Da sun shined anew but da danze
lingeered on.
Kud weez butted rekall da sweetz momentz sublime
We wud fine dat our loff iz unalteeredz by timez.

Deerz, az I helt u kloze in mineown armz
Angels were singink a hymnz ta ur charmz.
Tu heartz gently beatink, purrink lo
"Darlink, I luff u so."

Willow looks for where Trudi has laid the skort book. When diz dance is
over she wants to look and see the names that are left. Kordink to Trudi,
if a cat hazn asked anna been cepted az spezial frenz, der namez wil
dizappearez after awhile.
Dat duzen mean dem will be winked, it jus meanz dem iz apezial frenz.
"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:05:56 -0500, Granby wrote:

Geez dat iz wonnerful dere iz Hercule. Oh Mr. Hercule may we talk with
you
for a minuite?

Meow, and how iz yourself? I am just a guest
heer, and not zee moosician, butid I can ask zem
to play zee Annipursary waltz! Eeen fakt, I weel
just annownce eet!

[takes microphone] Meow kitties! I wood like to
weesh Sundance, Tiger and Mme Anaïs a Happy
Purrday, and seence zees eez zee fifth winking
annipursary for Anaïs and Tiger, I fink zat zee
Annipursary Waltz eez een order! So letz awl dance
wif zee happy cupple!

[Music starts]

By zee way, I saw zee leetle collar-charm zat
Anaïs gaff to Tiger. Deed he like itsownself?????

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir

Willow and Piglet stand hugging each other. Oh mine gudnez, how spezial is
dat. Piglet wipes a tear and agrees.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
as the music finishes anna kittees is singing Tiger says to MMe. heriz
yourown prezzie, he holdz owt a blue and white wrapped, the paper has
candlez anna little mouseyz onit...

I getted you charmz fur each year of owr winkin...
1 a platimun ping pong ball kuz you likez ta bat bat dem anna i likez
anithin dat makez yoursef happy.
2. a little platum anna blue saphire inna shape ofa motercycle beclawz
itsa giftee you gived minesef anna we taked nize tripz init.
3. a cerimonial mousee beclawz it remindz bof of uses of owrz winkin...
anna mozt recent blessin of da kittenz.
4. a little platim lobzter wif saphire eyez. beclawz you alwayz makez sure
der iz lotsa gud fudz wherefur we goez
5. a platim nip leaf beclaws efuri timez i efin thinkz of yourownsef it
makez minesef az happi aza better dan bezt hydropnikally grown nip.

Tiger, smoocheez.\

.
"Granby" wrote in message
...
As the music beginz Willow whispers to Hercule, Tiger wud like to
propoze a toastz for da danze startz sinze diz iz a spezial danze.

I alzo haff song sheetz so da kommunitee memberz dat don haff spezial
frenz kan sing to da musik.

Here iz da wurdz.

Oh how we danzed on da nite we were winked
Weez voweled r true luff, thou a wurd wazn saidz.

Da wurld waz in blume, dere waz starz in da skiz
Cept for da feu dat waz dere in ur eyez.

Deer, as I helt u kloze in my armz,
Angels were singink a hymn ta ur charmz.
Tu heartz gentlee beatink, purring lo,
"Darlink, I luffz u so."

Da nite seemz ta fade inta blozzimink dawn Da sun shined anew but da
danze lingeered on.
Kud weez butted rekall da sweetz momentz sublime
We wud fine dat our loff iz unalteeredz by timez.

Deerz, az I helt u kloze in mineown armz
Angels were singink a hymnz ta ur charmz.
Tu heartz gently beatink, purrink lo
"Darlink, I luff u so."

Willow looks for where Trudi has laid the skort book. When diz dance is
over she wants to look and see the names that are left. Kordink to
Trudi, if a cat hazn asked anna been cepted az spezial frenz, der namez
wil dizappearez after awhile.
Dat duzen mean dem will be winked, it jus meanz dem iz apezial frenz.
"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:05:56 -0500, Granby wrote:

Geez dat iz wonnerful dere iz Hercule. Oh Mr. Hercule may we talk with
you
for a minuite?

Meow, and how iz yourself? I am just a guest
heer, and not zee moosician, butid I can ask zem
to play zee Annipursary waltz! Eeen fakt, I weel
just annownce eet!

[takes microphone] Meow kitties! I wood like to
weesh Sundance, Tiger and Mme Anaïs a Happy
Purrday, and seence zees eez zee fifth winking
annipursary for Anaïs and Tiger, I fink zat zee
Annipursary Waltz eez een order! So letz awl dance
wif zee happy cupple!

[Music starts]

By zee way, I saw zee leetle collar-charm zat
Anaïs gaff to Tiger. Deed he like itsownself?????

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir

Dat iz nize. Piglet crying again.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
after he gifez hiz wife kitte her prezzie, anna tellz her bowt how they
will go on herown winkin kollar he goez ta sundanze... i had deze made for
yourownsef.. he howldz owta box, anna inside iz gold black hillz dey iz
cufflinkz fur da furmal okashunz... dey iz made of pink anna green black
hillz gowlde, inna shape of petuniaz.

Tiger
"Granby" wrote in message
...
As the music beginz Willow whispers to Hercule, Tiger wud like to
propoze a toastz for da danze startz sinze diz iz a spezial danze.

I alzo haff song sheetz so da kommunitee memberz dat don haff spezial
frenz kan sing to da musik.

Here iz da wurdz.

Oh how we danzed on da nite we were winked
Weez voweled r true luff, thou a wurd wazn saidz.

Da wurld waz in blume, dere waz starz in da skiz
Cept for da feu dat waz dere in ur eyez.

Deer, as I helt u kloze in my armz,
Angels were singink a hymn ta ur charmz.
Tu heartz gentlee beatink, purring lo,
"Darlink, I luffz u so."

Da nite seemz ta fade inta blozzimink dawn Da sun shined anew but da
danze lingeered on.
Kud weez butted rekall da sweetz momentz sublime
We wud fine dat our loff iz unalteeredz by timez.

Deerz, az I helt u kloze in mineown armz
Angels were singink a hymnz ta ur charmz.
Tu heartz gently beatink, purrink lo
"Darlink, I luff u so."

Willow looks for where Trudi has laid the skort book. When diz dance is
over she wants to look and see the names that are left. Kordink to
Trudi, if a cat hazn asked anna been cepted az spezial frenz, der namez
wil dizappearez after awhile.
Dat duzen mean dem will be winked, it jus meanz dem iz apezial frenz.
"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:05:56 -0500, Granby wrote:

Geez dat iz wonnerful dere iz Hercule. Oh Mr. Hercule may we talk with
you
for a minuite?

Meow, and how iz yourself? I am just a guest
heer, and not zee moosician, butid I can ask zem
to play zee Annipursary waltz! Eeen fakt, I weel
just annownce eet!

[takes microphone] Meow kitties! I wood like to
weesh Sundance, Tiger and Mme Anaïs a Happy
Purrday, and seence zees eez zee fifth winking
annipursary for Anaïs and Tiger, I fink zat zee
Annipursary Waltz eez een order! So letz awl dance
wif zee happy cupple!

[Music starts]

By zee way, I saw zee leetle collar-charm zat
Anaïs gaff to Tiger. Deed he like itsownself?????

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir

On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 03:49:12 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

Tiger, who iz danzing gracefully with the tiny wifekittee evein in hiz
ineebreeted state.

Tiger, yoo iz da most wunnerful cat in da world!
[puts her head on his shoulder]

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/11/2009 12:33:58 PM

On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 08:31:05 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

as the music finishes anna kittees is singing Tiger says to MMe. heriz
yourown prezzie, he holdz owt a blue and white wrapped, the paper has
candlez anna little mouseyz onit...

I getted you charmz fur each year of owr winkin...
1 a platimun ping pong ball kuz you likez ta bat bat dem anna i likez
anithin dat makez yoursef happy.
2. a little platum anna blue saphire inna shape ofa motercycle beclawz itsa
giftee you gived minesef anna we taked nize tripz init.
3. a cerimonial mousee beclawz it remindz bof of uses of owrz winkin... anna
mozt recent blessin of da kittenz.
4. a little platim lobzter wif saphire eyez. beclawz you alwayz makez sure
der iz lotsa gud fudz wherefur we goez
5. a platim nip leaf beclaws efuri timez i efin thinkz of yourownsef it
makez minesef az happi aza better dan bezt hydropnikally grown nip.

Tiger, smoocheez.\

Tiger, dey is trooly bootiful, an you is such a
thoughtful kitty! [puts each of them on her
collar]

Yoo reely iz da luff ob mine life!

[smoochies]
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/11/2009 12:35:28 PM

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 16:55:04 -0700, Sundance's
nimble, little paws typed:

Heer I iz! Dat stuf awl lukz furry gudgud! Duz yoo fingk da
kichen-kitteez
mite need sumkittee to hewp, um, taste da oysterz? Juss to make shur dey
haznt sufferd durin da shippin, of korse!

Sundance

Happy Purrday, Sundance! [paws over a box]

Itz da nooest undergrownd book, cawled DA HUNGRY
KITTIES GUIDE TO SURFIFAL. It teeches kitties
tricks like how to open refrigermolators, boxes an
canz ov fuds, closet doors an da like!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Oh, wow, Anaïs, whut a wunnerful prezint! Dis iz juss whut I needid! I will
reed dat frigelator chaptur first fing! Fangu so much!

Sundance, settling down to read

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Sertinlee, Sweetee!

Pi2nya AKA Sweetee, may I innerdoos yurownself to Aed uf da Sekund
Whirled kitteez? Aed, dis iz myown wink, Pi2nya.

Heoww du yu do, Aed uf da Sekund Whirled ?
I yam hapy tu meetcha.


Toonya, izzit reely 4 munfz alreddy? Ize bin so happee dat da time haz
flyed by. Shall we dance to da annipurrsary waltz fur owrown for-munf
annipurrsary?

I wud luff tu do dat...1...2...3---1..2..3..

Toonia


Sundance, stopping himself from telling Pi2nya where he met Aed,
because OT hasn't given Harri her stone yet

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Pitô.ônya kumz over and smylez
I dunt beleeve I hav met deze kitteez, Sundance.
Wyll yu introduze me tu dem?
Whizpurrrz tu Sundance...
Suun it wyll be tyme tu danze da annypurrsurry walltz,
Weez bin winkt awlmozt fore mumfz neow
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...

"Community Cats" wrote in message
...
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!

[Off in a dark corner of the room a bunch of kitties suddenly
appear. They look unsure of themselves, but quickly realize that
they know quite a few of the kitties present. They shyly wander
into the midst of the party.]

Happy Purrday, Tiger an Sundance an Anais. Dis is a luferly party!
We bringed some of our special nip wine - it's over on da
refreshment table.

Aed
leading the Second World cats over to where Tiger and Sundance are
enjoying their food

Welkum, Aed an efurrykittee! Itz grate to see yurownselfz agin.
Hewp yurselvez to sum fudz! Wud yoo like sumfing to dringk, too? I
kan rekkymend myown favurit dringk -- a skwirly tempul, made wif
reel skwirls!

Sundance