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Old November 26th 09, 06:28 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Wee wuz awl runnin down da stares, ahed ub Ucl Bill, hoo wuz bringin
too bags down frum his rume. An Missy kotted her right fron paw (her
claws dere are FURRY sharp, I can tell yoons) in da karpit an wuz all
twisted aroun and coodn't get aweigh.

Uncl Bill stept aROUN hur an gotted to da bottum and putted his bags
down. DEN, wile we all held r breff, he reechd out and gotted Missy's
claw out ub da karpit, wile shee hissed and SPITTED. But she did gnot
bited or klaw himseff. An shee is awl rite. An Uncl Bill kept all ub
hisown blud.

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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun
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Old November 26th 09, 06:54 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Glad hislfz iz ok. Katchink dem klawz kan be a badbad fing. Piglett
understnad this very well.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Wee wuz awl runnin down da stares, ahed ub Ucl Bill, hoo wuz bringin
too bags down frum his rume. An Missy kotted her right fron paw (her
claws dere are FURRY sharp, I can tell yoons) in da karpit an wuz all
twisted aroun and coodn't get aweigh.

Uncl Bill stept aROUN hur an gotted to da bottum and putted his bags
down. DEN, wile we all held r breff, he reechd out and gotted Missy's
claw out ub da karpit, wile shee hissed and SPITTED. But she did gnot
bited or klaw himseff. An shee is awl rite. An Uncl Bill kept all ub
hisown blud.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun



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Old November 26th 09, 08:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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porter twinkles anna MH stepz owt... he findz missy... here haf diz drink of
nip vodka... it willz kam yoursef down anna it killz hoomin kootiez alzo, MH

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"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Wee wuz awl runnin down da stares, ahed ub Ucl Bill, hoo wuz bringin
too bags down frum his rume. An Missy kotted her right fron paw (her
claws dere are FURRY sharp, I can tell yoons) in da karpit an wuz all
twisted aroun and coodn't get aweigh.

Uncl Bill stept aROUN hur an gotted to da bottum and putted his bags
down. DEN, wile we all held r breff, he reechd out and gotted Missy's
claw out ub da karpit, wile shee hissed and SPITTED. But she did gnot
bited or klaw himseff. An shee is awl rite. An Uncl Bill kept all ub
hisown blud.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun



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Old November 26th 09, 09:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia M[_3_]
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purrink furrr yurr meowmee!
Pit2nya and Anti Sylvia
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Wee wuz awl runnin down da stares, ahed ub Ucl Bill, hoo wuz bringin
too bags down frum his rume. An Missy kotted her right fron paw (her
claws dere are FURRY sharp, I can tell yoons) in da karpit an wuz all
twisted aroun and coodn't get aweigh.

Uncl Bill stept aROUN hur an gotted to da bottum and putted his bags
down. DEN, wile we all held r breff, he reechd out and gotted Missy's
claw out ub da karpit, wile shee hissed and SPITTED. But she did gnot
bited or klaw himseff. An shee is awl rite. An Uncl Bill kept all ub
hisown blud.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun



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Old November 27th 09, 01:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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On Nov 26, 9:28*am, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Wee wuz awl runnin down da stares, ahed ub Ucl Bill, hoo wuz bringin
too bags down frum his rume. An Missy kotted her right fron paw (her
claws dere are FURRY sharp, I can tell yoons) in da karpit an wuz all
twisted aroun and coodn't get aweigh.

Uncl Bill stept aROUN hur an gotted to da bottum and putted his bags
down. DEN, wile we all held r breff, he reechd out and gotted Missy's
claw out ub da karpit, wile shee hissed and SPITTED. But she did gnot
bited or klaw himseff. An shee is awl rite. An Uncl Bill kept all ub
hisown blud.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


Wheow. Kwose cawl.
Yoo liffs in a furry furry dwamadik howsholed.
MeOwy
 




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