OT - some people have no brains

CatNipped wrote:
"John F. Eldredge" wrote in message
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And then there was the infamous Mrs. Bobbit, who bobbed it.

My favorite joke....

Sung to the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

In the bedroom, the quiet bedroom John Bobbit sleeps tonight
In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen Lorena gets a knife
A weenie whack, a weenie whack, a weenie whack, a weenie whack....

Sorry guys!

Hugs,

CatNipped

Oh Thanks!! another earworm. ROTFL
--
Adrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera)
A house is not a home, without a cat.

Adrian wrote:

In the bedroom, the quiet bedroom John Bobbit sleeps tonight
In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen Lorena gets a knife
A weenie whack, a weenie whack, a weenie whack, a weenie whack....

Oh Thanks!! another earworm. ROTFL

For a guy, I'd expect that to be a nightmare of an earworm!

Joyce

Adrian wrote:

In the bedroom, the quiet bedroom John Bobbit sleeps tonight
In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen Lorena gets a knife
A weenie whack, a weenie whack, a weenie whack, a weenie whack....

Oh Thanks!! another earworm. ROTFL

For a guy, I'd expect that to be a nightmare of an earworm!

Joyce

wrote:

"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote:

I understand one of the Lear (jet) familes named a daughter
"Shanda".

One can only hope that the Lears were not Jewish, as "shanda" is
the Yiddish word for "scandal" or "shame".

I think it was the play on words that appealed to them.
(Can you imagine going through life with a name like
Shanda-Lear?)


Joyce

wrote:

"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote:

I understand one of the Lear (jet) familes named a daughter
"Shanda".

One can only hope that the Lears were not Jewish, as "shanda" is
the Yiddish word for "scandal" or "shame".

I think it was the play on words that appealed to them.
(Can you imagine going through life with a name like
Shanda-Lear?)


Joyce

CK wrote:

wrote:

"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote:

I understand one of the Lear (jet) familes named a daughter
"Shanda".

One can only hope that the Lears were not Jewish, as "shanda" is
the Yiddish word for "scandal" or "shame".

Joyce


Not to mention how the name sounds when said out loud - chandelier.

I think that was the whole point!

CK wrote:

wrote:

"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote:

I understand one of the Lear (jet) familes named a daughter
"Shanda".

One can only hope that the Lears were not Jewish, as "shanda" is
the Yiddish word for "scandal" or "shame".

Joyce


Not to mention how the name sounds when said out loud - chandelier.

I think that was the whole point!

Enfilade wrote:


My grandma knew a family in Germany called the ****helms, who became
the Helms immediately upon their immigration to Canada.



My paternal grandfather changed his name to Tiegs when he emigrated to
Merika. It originally was Tiets (note: German emphasis is on the second
vowel instead of the first one it would be pronounced Teets)

Pam S. who was glad to change her maiden name to her married one

Enfilade wrote:


My grandma knew a family in Germany called the ****helms, who became
the Helms immediately upon their immigration to Canada.



My paternal grandfather changed his name to Tiegs when he emigrated to
Merika. It originally was Tiets (note: German emphasis is on the second
vowel instead of the first one it would be pronounced Teets)

Pam S. who was glad to change her maiden name to her married one

Seanette Blaylock wrote:



OK, that makes some of the dentists' names I'm running across on my
current assignment seem mild, but really! Dentists called: Ghoul,
Rench, Kevorkian...... ?


Rob's dentist in Idaho was named Eeks.

Pam S. who heard that it was very appropriate