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"badwilson" had some very interesting
things to say about OT - some people have no brains: OK, that makes some of the dentists' names I'm running across on my current assignment seem mild, but really! Dentists called: Ghoul, Rench, Kevorkian...... ? Ummm, I have a cardinal rule that I live by: Never, ever go to doctors named Kevorkian. I think this rule will extend my lifespan ;-) I think you're right. ;-) This was her maiden name. I can understand why the document I was doing data entry from relating to her was a name change. :-) -- "The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL |
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Cathi had some very
interesting things to say about OT - some people have no brains: I recently went to a doctor whose name didn't quite fit - just almost. He is a podiatrist (foot doctor) named Timothy Kneebone. I had a friend some while back whose surname was Pain. Her mother was a phlebotomist - she took blood samples. One of her "clients" was her daughter's ex boyfriend, who apparently had said some ungentlemanly things about her daughter and her friends. According to him, Mrs Pain made special efforts to live up to her surname that day ..... I *like* her. :-) -- "The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL |
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Cathi had some very
interesting things to say about OT - some people have no brains: I recently went to a doctor whose name didn't quite fit - just almost. He is a podiatrist (foot doctor) named Timothy Kneebone. I had a friend some while back whose surname was Pain. Her mother was a phlebotomist - she took blood samples. One of her "clients" was her daughter's ex boyfriend, who apparently had said some ungentlemanly things about her daughter and her friends. According to him, Mrs Pain made special efforts to live up to her surname that day ..... I *like* her. :-) -- "The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL |
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Christina Websell wrote:
"Seanette Blaylock" wrote in message ... "badwilson" had some very interesting things to say about OT - some people have no brains: I used to work for the British Columbia Ministry of Health and I went through a lot of personal cheques from people paying their premiums. I ended up keeping a list of funny names, I had hundreds of them. But the funniest one, the one I will always remember is a guy named Hans Offertitz. OK, that makes some of the dentists' names I'm running across on my current assignment seem mild, but really! Dentists called: Ghoul, Rench, Kevorkian...... ? -- Someone who ran a slaughterhouse near here had the surname Cleaver. Tweed Then theres the Utah man accused of killing his wife while she slept, and dumping her body in a trash bin. His name was Mark Hacking. |
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Christina Websell wrote:
"Seanette Blaylock" wrote in message ... "badwilson" had some very interesting things to say about OT - some people have no brains: I used to work for the British Columbia Ministry of Health and I went through a lot of personal cheques from people paying their premiums. I ended up keeping a list of funny names, I had hundreds of them. But the funniest one, the one I will always remember is a guy named Hans Offertitz. OK, that makes some of the dentists' names I'm running across on my current assignment seem mild, but really! Dentists called: Ghoul, Rench, Kevorkian...... ? -- Someone who ran a slaughterhouse near here had the surname Cleaver. Tweed Then theres the Utah man accused of killing his wife while she slept, and dumping her body in a trash bin. His name was Mark Hacking. |
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On Mon, 4 Oct 2004 09:05:49 +0700, "badwilson"
wrote: I ended up keeping a list of funny names, I had hundreds of them. But the funniest one, the one I will always remember is a guy named Hans Offertitz. LOL. Then there were two guys in an office I worked at whose individual surnames were all right but when they were together they were Dickover & Longbottom. Jeanne |
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On Mon, 4 Oct 2004 09:05:49 +0700, "badwilson"
wrote: I ended up keeping a list of funny names, I had hundreds of them. But the funniest one, the one I will always remember is a guy named Hans Offertitz. LOL. Then there were two guys in an office I worked at whose individual surnames were all right but when they were together they were Dickover & Longbottom. Jeanne |
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Hash: SHA1 On Mon, 04 Oct 2004 05:07:53 GMT, "Yoj" wrote: "Seanette Blaylock" wrote in message ... "badwilson" had some very interesting things to say about OT - some people have no brains: I used to work for the British Columbia Ministry of Health and I went through a lot of personal cheques from people paying their premiums. I ended up keeping a list of funny names, I had hundreds of them. But the funniest one, the one I will always remember is a guy named Hans Offertitz. OK, that makes some of the dentists' names I'm running across on my current assignment seem mild, but really! Dentists called: Ghoul, Rench, Kevorkian...... ? -- "The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL I recently went to a doctor whose name didn't quite fit - just almost. He is a podiatrist (foot doctor) named Timothy Kneebone. There is a podiatrist here in Nashville named Dr. Head. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: PGPfreeware 7.0.3 for non-commercial use http://www.pgp.com iQA/AwUBQWFMAjMYPge5L34aEQIY8ACg3XJ75MOUEtxDLx88V33zbk ePTOYAoMER YOXKRIm+owgEKoqNQM5/NT0G =YEzO -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- John F. Eldredge -- PGP key available from http://pgp.mit.edu "Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all." -- Hypatia of Alexandria |
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