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Old October 4th 04, 06:52 AM
Seanette Blaylock
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"badwilson" had some very interesting
things to say about OT - some people have no brains:

OK, that makes some of the dentists' names I'm running across on my
current assignment seem mild, but really! Dentists called: Ghoul,
Rench, Kevorkian...... ?

Ummm, I have a cardinal rule that I live by: Never, ever go to
doctors named Kevorkian. I think this rule will extend my lifespan
;-)


I think you're right. ;-)

This was her maiden name. I can understand why the document I was
doing data entry from relating to her was a name change. :-)

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Old October 4th 04, 06:52 AM
Seanette Blaylock
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Cathi had some very
interesting things to say about OT - some people have no brains:

I recently went to a doctor whose name didn't quite fit - just almost.
He is a podiatrist (foot doctor) named Timothy Kneebone.

I had a friend some while back whose surname was Pain. Her mother was a
phlebotomist - she took blood samples. One of her "clients" was her
daughter's ex boyfriend, who apparently had said some ungentlemanly
things about her daughter and her friends. According to him, Mrs Pain
made special efforts to live up to her surname that day .....


I *like* her. :-)

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"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be
doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding.
:-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL
  #73  
Old October 4th 04, 06:52 AM
Seanette Blaylock
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Cathi had some very
interesting things to say about OT - some people have no brains:

I recently went to a doctor whose name didn't quite fit - just almost.
He is a podiatrist (foot doctor) named Timothy Kneebone.

I had a friend some while back whose surname was Pain. Her mother was a
phlebotomist - she took blood samples. One of her "clients" was her
daughter's ex boyfriend, who apparently had said some ungentlemanly
things about her daughter and her friends. According to him, Mrs Pain
made special efforts to live up to her surname that day .....


I *like* her. :-)

--
"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be
doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding.
:-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL
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Old October 4th 04, 07:17 AM
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Christina Websell wrote:
"Seanette Blaylock" wrote in
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"badwilson" had some very interesting
things to say about OT - some people have no brains:


I used to work for the British Columbia Ministry of Health and I went
through a lot of personal cheques from people paying their premiums.
I ended up keeping a list of funny names, I had hundreds of them. But
the funniest one, the one I will always remember is a guy named Hans
Offertitz.


OK, that makes some of the dentists' names I'm running across on my
current assignment seem mild, but really! Dentists called: Ghoul,
Rench, Kevorkian...... ?

--


Someone who ran a slaughterhouse near here had the surname Cleaver.

Tweed




Then theres the Utah man accused of killing his wife while she slept,
and dumping her body in a trash bin. His name was Mark Hacking.
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Old October 4th 04, 07:17 AM
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Christina Websell wrote:
"Seanette Blaylock" wrote in
message ...

"badwilson" had some very interesting
things to say about OT - some people have no brains:


I used to work for the British Columbia Ministry of Health and I went
through a lot of personal cheques from people paying their premiums.
I ended up keeping a list of funny names, I had hundreds of them. But
the funniest one, the one I will always remember is a guy named Hans
Offertitz.


OK, that makes some of the dentists' names I'm running across on my
current assignment seem mild, but really! Dentists called: Ghoul,
Rench, Kevorkian...... ?

--


Someone who ran a slaughterhouse near here had the surname Cleaver.

Tweed




Then theres the Utah man accused of killing his wife while she slept,
and dumping her body in a trash bin. His name was Mark Hacking.
  #76  
Old October 4th 04, 01:47 PM
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On Mon, 4 Oct 2004 09:05:49 +0700, "badwilson"
wrote:

I ended up keeping a list of funny names, I had hundreds of them. But
the funniest one, the one I will always remember is a guy named Hans
Offertitz.


LOL. Then there were two guys in an office I worked at whose
individual surnames were all right but when they were together they
were Dickover & Longbottom.

Jeanne

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Old October 4th 04, 01:47 PM
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On Mon, 4 Oct 2004 09:05:49 +0700, "badwilson"
wrote:

I ended up keeping a list of funny names, I had hundreds of them. But
the funniest one, the one I will always remember is a guy named Hans
Offertitz.


LOL. Then there were two guys in an office I worked at whose
individual surnames were all right but when they were together they
were Dickover & Longbottom.

Jeanne

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Old October 4th 04, 02:10 PM
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On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 22:52:27 -0700, Seanette Blaylock
wrote:

"badwilson" had some very interesting
things to say about OT - some people have no brains:

OK, that makes some of the dentists' names I'm running across on
my current assignment seem mild, but really! Dentists called:
Ghoul, Rench, Kevorkian...... ?

Ummm, I have a cardinal rule that I live by: Never, ever go to
doctors named Kevorkian. I think this rule will extend my lifespan
;-)


I think you're right. ;-)

This was her maiden name. I can understand why the document I was
doing data entry from relating to her was a name change. :-)


And then there was the infamous Mrs. Bobbit, who bobbed it.

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Old October 4th 04, 02:10 PM
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On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 22:52:27 -0700, Seanette Blaylock
wrote:

"badwilson" had some very interesting
things to say about OT - some people have no brains:

OK, that makes some of the dentists' names I'm running across on
my current assignment seem mild, but really! Dentists called:
Ghoul, Rench, Kevorkian...... ?

Ummm, I have a cardinal rule that I live by: Never, ever go to
doctors named Kevorkian. I think this rule will extend my lifespan
;-)


I think you're right. ;-)

This was her maiden name. I can understand why the document I was
doing data entry from relating to her was a name change. :-)


And then there was the infamous Mrs. Bobbit, who bobbed it.

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--
John F. Eldredge --
PGP key available from
http://pgp.mit.edu
"Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better
than not to think at all." -- Hypatia of Alexandria

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Old October 4th 04, 02:11 PM
John F. Eldredge
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On Mon, 04 Oct 2004 05:07:53 GMT, "Yoj"
wrote:

"Seanette Blaylock" wrote
in message ...
"badwilson" had some very interesting
things to say about OT - some people have no brains:

I used to work for the British Columbia Ministry of Health and I
went through a lot of personal cheques from people paying their
premiums. I ended up keeping a list of funny names, I had
hundreds of them.

But
the funniest one, the one I will always remember is a guy named
Hans Offertitz.


OK, that makes some of the dentists' names I'm running across on
my current assignment seem mild, but really! Dentists called:
Ghoul, Rench, Kevorkian...... ?

--
"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be
doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff
notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL


I recently went to a doctor whose name didn't quite fit - just
almost. He is a podiatrist (foot doctor) named Timothy Kneebone.


There is a podiatrist here in Nashville named Dr. Head.

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"Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better
than not to think at all." -- Hypatia of Alexandria

 




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