I iz da vizitor

Hey youcatz,

i watched telepathically ta see how diz here pooter stuff wurkz, I iz da
vizitor kitty at Tiger's howze, i iz obviolusy relatedta stormmee anna ta
lewi, i iz veri smurt, i haz totally soft furrz like stormmee, but i iz
moztly white, wif some big black spotz, dat soft hooman hada nerfta say i
wuz marked likea rat terrier afr the furry one told her whut i luked like...
it wuz goin fine until today, den da furry one put mineself inna sink anna
washed mine furz, it wuz horrible but da fleaz iz gone for now so i guezz i
will stay here a while... i wuz gonna tell themselvez mine real name but i
izunt now kuz dey made me wet,

sincerli,

the vizitor kitten

Stormmee wrote:
Hey youcatz,

i watched telepathically ta see how diz here pooter stuff wurkz, I iz
da vizitor kitty at Tiger's howze, i iz obviolusy relatedta stormmee
anna ta lewi, i iz veri smurt, i haz totally soft furrz like
stormmee, but i iz moztly white, wif some big black spotz, dat soft
hooman hada nerfta say i wuz marked likea rat terrier afr the furry
one told her whut i luked like... it wuz goin fine until today, den
da furry one put mineself inna sink anna washed mine furz, it wuz
horrible but da fleaz iz gone for now so i guezz i will stay here a
while... i wuz gonna tell themselvez mine real name but i izunt now
kuz dey made me wet,

sincerli,

the vizitor kitten

welkum Mr/Ms Vizitor Kitten
--
Pitô.ônya

On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 23:20:17 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

Hey youcatz,

i watched telepathically ta see how diz here pooter stuff wurkz, I iz da
vizitor kitty at Tiger's howze, i iz obviolusy relatedta stormmee anna ta
lewi, i iz veri smurt, i haz totally soft furrz like stormmee, but i iz
moztly white, wif some big black spotz, dat soft hooman hada nerfta say i
wuz marked likea rat terrier afr the furry one told her whut i luked like...
it wuz goin fine until today, den da furry one put mineself inna sink anna
washed mine furz, it wuz horrible but da fleaz iz gone for now so i guezz i
will stay here a while... i wuz gonna tell themselvez mine real name but i
izunt now kuz dey made me wet,

sincerli,

the vizitor kitten



Yu kinda sownd like a Sweetie Pie. Is that yur nam? TuTu

Hello, This is Lewi. First and formost, if you are really from my bloodline
(which I doubt) if you were, you would not behave in such a vulgar manner.
Soft and Furry are good humans and they will be good to you if you let them.
The fact that those fleas are gone should tell you something. Do not
embarress me on this newsgroup. Lewi wishing to let this new feline know if
is of the house of Lewi he should behave accordingly.
"mlbriggs" wrote in message
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 23:20:17 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

Hey youcatz,

i watched telepathically ta see how diz here pooter stuff wurkz, I iz da
vizitor kitty at Tiger's howze, i iz obviolusy relatedta stormmee anna ta
lewi, i iz veri smurt, i haz totally soft furrz like stormmee, but i iz
moztly white, wif some big black spotz, dat soft hooman hada nerfta say i
wuz marked likea rat terrier afr the furry one told her whut i luked
like...
it wuz goin fine until today, den da furry one put mineself inna sink
anna
washed mine furz, it wuz horrible but da fleaz iz gone for now so i guezz
i
will stay here a while... i wuz gonna tell themselvez mine real name but
i
izunt now kuz dey made me wet,

sincerli,

the vizitor kitten



Yu kinda sownd like a Sweetie Pie. Is that yur nam? TuTu

On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 23:20:17 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

Hey youcatz,

i watched telepathically ta see how diz here pooter stuff wurkz, I iz da
vizitor kitty at Tiger's howze, i iz obviolusy relatedta stormmee anna ta
lewi, i iz veri smurt, i haz totally soft furrz like stormmee, but i iz
moztly white, wif some big black spotz, dat soft hooman hada nerfta say i
wuz marked likea rat terrier afr the furry one told her whut i luked like...
it wuz goin fine until today, den da furry one put mineself inna sink anna
washed mine furz, it wuz horrible but da fleaz iz gone for now so i guezz i
will stay here a while... i wuz gonna tell themselvez mine real name but i
izunt now kuz dey made me wet,

Hi dere, Viz! Welcome to da groop. I'z Ranger. Let me know if you want
anoffur kitten to play wif.

Ranger

thank yourself, I iz sorri, iz a boykitten, anna soft sayz efin do i iz yung
i alreadi haz mine manly dekoratshunz... anna her sayed i iz gonna be bigbig
like lewi, TVK
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Stormmee wrote:
Hey youcatz,

i watched telepathically ta see how diz here pooter stuff wurkz, I iz
da vizitor kitty at Tiger's howze, i iz obviolusy relatedta stormmee
anna ta lewi, i iz veri smurt, i haz totally soft furrz like
stormmee, but i iz moztly white, wif some big black spotz, dat soft
hooman hada nerfta say i wuz marked likea rat terrier afr the furry
one told her whut i luked like... it wuz goin fine until today, den
da furry one put mineself inna sink anna washed mine furz, it wuz
horrible but da fleaz iz gone for now so i guezz i will stay here a
while... i wuz gonna tell themselvez mine real name but i izunt now
kuz dey made me wet,

sincerli,

the vizitor kitten

welkum Mr/Ms Vizitor Kitten
--
Pitô.ônya

I iz still keepin it to mineself, but i duz purr alot, i aktualli efin
purred while the furry one washed mineself,
mlbriggs wrote in message
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 23:20:17 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

Hey youcatz,

i watched telepathically ta see how diz here pooter stuff wurkz, I iz da
vizitor kitty at Tiger's howze, i iz obviolusy relatedta stormmee anna
ta
lewi, i iz veri smurt, i haz totally soft furrz like stormmee, but i iz
moztly white, wif some big black spotz, dat soft hooman hada nerfta say
i
wuz marked likea rat terrier afr the furry one told her whut i luked
like...
it wuz goin fine until today, den da furry one put mineself inna sink
anna
washed mine furz, it wuz horrible but da fleaz iz gone for now so i
guezz i
will stay here a while... i wuz gonna tell themselvez mine real name but
i
izunt now kuz dey made me wet,

sincerli,

the vizitor kitten



Yu kinda sownd like a Sweetie Pie. Is that yur nam? TuTu

mr.. Lewi

I wuz gud aktulli, i didn't bite or skratch or efin howl, i juzt grumbled
anna purred... soft sayez we iz purbabli related kuz i iz gonna be bigbig
like yourself, anna i haza lowd purr anna i haza long tail, TVK, bein
respektful
Granby wrote in message
...
Hello, This is Lewi. First and formost, if you are really from my
bloodline
(which I doubt) if you were, you would not behave in such a vulgar
manner.
Soft and Furry are good humans and they will be good to you if you let
them.
The fact that those fleas are gone should tell you something. Do not
embarress me on this newsgroup. Lewi wishing to let this new feline know
if
is of the house of Lewi he should behave accordingly.
"mlbriggs" wrote in message
news
On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 23:20:17 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

Hey youcatz,

i watched telepathically ta see how diz here pooter stuff wurkz, I iz
da
vizitor kitty at Tiger's howze, i iz obviolusy relatedta stormmee anna
ta
lewi, i iz veri smurt, i haz totally soft furrz like stormmee, but i iz
moztly white, wif some big black spotz, dat soft hooman hada nerfta say
i
wuz marked likea rat terrier afr the furry one told her whut i luked
like...
it wuz goin fine until today, den da furry one put mineself inna sink
anna
washed mine furz, it wuz horrible but da fleaz iz gone for now so i
guezz
i
will stay here a while... i wuz gonna tell themselvez mine real name
but
i
izunt now kuz dey made me wet,

sincerli,

the vizitor kitten



Yu kinda sownd like a Sweetie Pie. Is that yur nam? TuTu

dey haz me kaptured inna what dey kallz da kitty suite, i iz hopin dat i kan
get owt of here soon, TVK
Ranger Greykitten wrote in message
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 23:20:17 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

Hey youcatz,

i watched telepathically ta see how diz here pooter stuff wurkz, I iz da
vizitor kitty at Tiger's howze, i iz obviolusy relatedta stormmee anna
ta
lewi, i iz veri smurt, i haz totally soft furrz like stormmee, but i iz
moztly white, wif some big black spotz, dat soft hooman hada nerfta say
i
wuz marked likea rat terrier afr the furry one told her whut i luked
like...
it wuz goin fine until today, den da furry one put mineself inna sink
anna
washed mine furz, it wuz horrible but da fleaz iz gone for now so i
guezz i
will stay here a while... i wuz gonna tell themselvez mine real name but
i
izunt now kuz dey made me wet,

Hi dere, Viz! Welcome to da groop. I'z Ranger. Let me know if you want
anoffur kitten to play wif.

Ranger

On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:50:08 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

dey haz me kaptured inna what dey kallz da kitty suite, i iz hopin dat i kan
get owt of here soon, TVK

Da kitty suite isn't too bad a deal, TVK. Just be patient. Dat's a gudgud
howse and a gudgud fambly you found dere.

Harri Roadcat
Kitty suite alumnus