Thuh Grate Nip Rescue

Liberty Hill Texas. Its rite in da center of Texas
Einstein

Sheesh, I didn nefur kno dat! Rite in da center...hmmmm
Red Rory

Einstein (ub: can't believe he's thinking)

: Chester, Clarence and Nathan, cruising along at high altitude in their
: hoovercraft
:
: Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind!
:
: Sebastian anna Joolian
:
: Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum
Indian
: grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the
: brains
: of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the
: mean
: fields of rural Texas.
:
: Einstein whispers
:
: Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of
: bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well
Sumkat
: skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits
his
: contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and
munch
: it
: an smoke it and...
: (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight)
:
: Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we
: gonna
: need help.
: Red Rory
:
: Three cats hear on the telepathic relay that they're going to be a
nip
: rescue in Catifornia. They pack their new purrsonal flying
hoovercraft
: and jump on. They rev up the motors.
:
: Are you ready to go, Clarence? - Chester
:
: Yes. Are you, Nathan? - Clarence
:
: Yes. Let's get flying! - Nathan
:
: The three cats push the UP buttons on their hoovercraft. Each cat's
: hoovercraft jumps into the air. They turn the hoovercraft southwest
to
: go to Texas.
:
:
:

We awr in Catifurniya!

Sebastian anna Joolian

"clowdercat" wrote in message
. net...
Where are you? We can pick you up and take you to Catifornia if you
can't make it to the plane.

Chester, Clarence and Nathan, cruising along at high altitude in their
hoovercraft

Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind!

Sebastian anna Joolian

"clowdercat" wrote in message
.net...
In article ,
says...

Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum
Indian
grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the
brains
of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the
mean
fields of rural Texas.

Einstein whispers

Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of
bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well
Sumkat
skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his
contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and
munch
it
an smoke it and...
(Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight)

Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we
gonna
need help.
Red Rory

Three cats hear on the telepathic relay that they're going to be a nip
rescue in Catifornia. They pack their new purrsonal flying hoovercraft
and jump on. They rev up the motors.

Are you ready to go, Clarence? - Chester

Yes. Are you, Nathan? - Clarence

Yes. Let's get flying! - Nathan

The three cats push the UP buttons on their hoovercraft. Each cat's
hoovercraft jumps into the air. They turn the hoovercraft southwest to
go to Texas.

Iza boy kittie!

Joolian

"squiffer" wrote in message
...
Hell no you ain't - we jest waitin fur Storm or Clarence or sumkat with a
plane ta git us ta Catifurriya. I be Red Rory. Yu kin wait wit us - won be
long.
Red Rory

Sure, notta problem fellas and waitaminit.... er...wood dat be fella and
ladee?
Einstein

: Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind!
:
: Sebastian anna Joolian
:
: Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum
Indian
: grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the
: brains
: of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the
: mean
: fields of rural Texas.
:
: Einstein whispers
:
: Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of
: bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well
Sumkat
: skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits
his
: contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and
munch
: it
: an smoke it and...
: (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight)
:
: Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we
: gonna
: need help.
: Red Rory
:
: Three cats hear on the telepathic relay that they're going to be a
nip
: rescue in Catifornia. They pack their new purrsonal flying
hoovercraft
: and jump on. They rev up the motors.
:
: Are you ready to go, Clarence? - Chester
:
: Yes. Are you, Nathan? - Clarence
:
: Yes. Let's get flying! - Nathan
:
: The three cats push the UP buttons on their hoovercraft. Each cat's
: hoovercraft jumps into the air. They turn the hoovercraft southwest
to
: go to Texas.
:
:

On Nov 6, 2:11 pm, "Ellie" wrote:
"Will in New Haven" wrote in oglegroups.com...

On Nov 6, 1:27 pm, "Ellie" wrote:
~Emma looks around~ I wonder where Wascal went? Oops! I better get on
board before they take off without me! ~carefully staying in the
shadows,
Emma boards the plane and heads for a hiding spot~

Wascal waves from another hiding spot

whispereddoz big kitties r boring. allatim fitin uvver kitties.

Wascal

Ah, dont wurry bowt them. They talk big, but theyz reel nice. Yoo like nip
doncha Wascal? Stick wiff me an we can get some without too much work or
worry....
Emma, hoping Wascal will say yes because she *really* needs a partner in
this

I wike yooor styl. Kwiet, wif no yewwin anna screemin. Gettin, gettout
and get danip. I gotta parawingz iffn wee need sumwun too drop inna da
targit zon anna Iyam stelffy anna kwiet.

I wanna breeng sum nip to mine fren Piglet sigh hoo wuz nice ennuf
to let mee scort hur to da ball. Anna I wan sum fer myownself anna my
frenz at Uncl Bill's house. So wets teem up. Iff da need arizes, I
gotta cupl extra sets uv parawings. Bein a kitty, yoo wunt need da
kinna trainin a hooman has to hav to be a airborn nip-ranger. Butted
we don jump outta purrfectly gudgud strokes the walls of the
aircraft airpwane wiffout a gud reezun.

Wascal

--

On Nov 6, 6:57 pm, "Ellie" wrote:
~Phoebe glances out the window of the plane, admiring the lake that she sees
below as the plane dips to draw in water to fight the fire.~ I bet there
are plenty of fish in there, and it looks so nice and clean.

From a quiet corner

Butted it iss sew WET. I hop Emma hassa givun upon steelin da nip frum
da uvvers. Aldo I will defend my share.

Small tuxedo tom, older and scarred and battered, in a camo flight
suit, with a parawing pack and a gyroget (tm) rocket pistol

Iyam Wascal, a barncat by trade.

--



"The Clowder (South)" wrote in messagenews:krt1j3hjptre3bvuvd23d8q6jln9jp9fe8@4ax .com...



Meanwhile...on a seemingly quiet lake in SoCal, five vacationing cats
float on a small raft.

Azad, a white Persian, contemplates his fishing line while Buster
Badseed, a large tabby with uneven hips, carefully baits his hook.
Mietze gazes into the water, nearly napping, as a small disagreement
erupts on the other side of the raft.

She tuched me. [Neko, white and tabby girl]
I shurely did NOT [Ella, portly tortoisshell]
Did so too. [Neko]

Ma'ams?
Da fish can heer yu.
[Azad]

Now she's lukkin at me. [Neko]
Oh, yu ar sucha complayner! [Ella, aiming an air whap in Neko's
direction]

Shhhhhhhh, effurywun! Do yu heeeer sumfing? A moturr...gittin cloze.
[Mietze]

Ignoring this, Neko and Ella explode into an whap & parry flurry,
neither touching the other, violently rocking the raft.

Before the source of the sound can be identified as a rapidly
approaching Martin Mars, there is a loud SPLASH.....
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Wrong window Jessie. Look over *there.*
Phoebe, pointing toward the window of the plane


"fuzzmonsters" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 6 Nov 2007 18:57:07 -0500, "Ellie"
wrote:

Dere's a lake? Where?
-Jessie, checking out the window on the oven

~Phoebe glances out the window of the plane, admiring the lake that she
sees
below as the plane dips to draw in water to fight the fire.~ I bet there
are plenty of fish in there, and it looks so nice and clean.

oh fish??? I luf fish...

Andariel

~Phoebe glances out the window of the plane, admiring the lake that she sees
below as the plane dips to draw in water to fight the fire.~ I bet there
are plenty of fish in there, and it looks so nice and clean.



"The Clowder (South)" wrote in message
...
Meanwhile...on a seemingly quiet lake in SoCal, five vacationing cats
float on a small raft.

Azad, a white Persian, contemplates his fishing line while Buster
Badseed, a large tabby with uneven hips, carefully baits his hook.
Mietze gazes into the water, nearly napping, as a small disagreement
erupts on the other side of the raft.

She tuched me. [Neko, white and tabby girl]
I shurely did NOT [Ella, portly tortoisshell]
Did so too. [Neko]

Ma'ams?
Da fish can heer yu.
[Azad]

Now she's lukkin at me. [Neko]
Oh, yu ar sucha complayner! [Ella, aiming an air whap in Neko's
direction]

Shhhhhhhh, effurywun! Do yu heeeer sumfing? A moturr...gittin cloze.
[Mietze]

Ignoring this, Neko and Ella explode into an whap & parry flurry,
neither touching the other, violently rocking the raft.

Before the source of the sound can be identified as a rapidly
approaching Martin Mars, there is a loud SPLASH.....
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rescue.. oh yes.. thuh rescue... that feels so much better... thank
you.... I do so appreciate your thotfullness... unlike some other cats
around heer... (Glares at Myst and Andariel)

Ghost


I've always had a "motherly" touch, dear. I am glad to help.
Phoebe, trying to figure out how to wedge a pillow between Ghost and the
seatrest


oh thank you sweetie... (scooches a millimeter to the left)
my mom always said that I am the big sister type, you know?? always
looking out fur others.. well, jist between you and me, (whispers) I
like a good touch of nip from time to time... (sekrit smile)

Ghost, feeling much better.. hmm I wonder what that ripping sound
was???)

(Behind the seat, Andariel retracts a shining claw and smiles.
Myst looks nervously around and quickly licks on her front leg....)

~Phoebe smiles a little as she watches the small soot expand~
Almost all of us like nip, although there are a few exceptions. Purrhaps we
can help with their share.


Oh most certainly.. we will make sure that every kitty gets a fair
share...

Ghost

(Andariel rolls her eyes... oh yea... fair share.. after Ghost rolls all
in it and swats everycat who comes close to her....)

Oh thank you TT.. Mom sez she remembers you from when Mahler wen to Dr
Stinky fur a check up and Nurse Patches entertained you and him with the
ultrasound macheen.. She hadda tear in her eye (though she sez it was
cause of allergies.. whatever!!) when she found that post heer...

Ghost

Shee wuz indeed a grate (in more wayz than wun!) laydee. I think the
Pawleen soots ar at thuh far end uv thun rak. Yoo mite need thees
(gives Ghost a pair of sunglasses).

TT

I never had thuh opportoonity to meet Ms Pawleen, but I heard she was a
fyne cat and a grate ladee..

Ghost

snicker Maybee something from the Pawleen kullekshun wud fit

Be sure to put on your flight suits and helmets!

Storm, pointing to the long rack of equipment-

flight soots??

Ghost, looking at her well proportioned self and the suits on the
hangers.....

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
ups.com...


Ah, dont wurry bowt them. They talk big, but theyz reel nice. Yoo like
nip
doncha Wascal? Stick wiff me an we can get some without too much work
or
worry....
Emma, hoping Wascal will say yes because she *really* needs a partner in
this

I wike yooor styl. Kwiet, wif no yewwin anna screemin. Gettin, gettout
and get danip. I gotta parawingz iffn wee need sumwun too drop inna da
targit zon anna Iyam stelffy anna kwiet.

I wanna breeng sum nip to mine fren Piglet sigh hoo wuz nice ennuf
to let mee scort hur to da ball. Anna I wan sum fer myownself anna my
frenz at Uncl Bill's house. So wets teem up. Iff da need arizes, I
gotta cupl extra sets uv parawings. Bein a kitty, yoo wunt need da
kinna trainin a hooman has to hav to be a airborn nip-ranger. Butted
we don jump outta purrfectly gudgud strokes the walls of the
aircraft airpwane wiffout a gud reezun.

Wascal

Yoo are soooo right Wascal. And there will be plenty to share wiff alla
yore friends.
Emma, who hopes to quietly get her paws on some nip