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Old July 11th 06, 05:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Default YES! YES! YOU CAN ALL HAVE PRAYERS

Why don't you say prayers?

you ashamed of Jesus or something?

don't wanna sound religious or something?

don't wanna offend a heathen or something?

you'd rather have a watered down experience!!!!

PRAYERS IS WHAT YOU WANT NOT PURRSS
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Now who needs a prayer, just step right up

I won't hurt you come'on, bring your checkbook

Tell Barry what you need, I'll see that Jesus gets your message

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Old July 11th 06, 05:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Default OT YES! YES! YOU CAN ALL HAVE PRAYERS

I got a prayer for you Barry

New Pledge of Allegiance!

Since the Pledge of Allegiance

and

The Lord's Prayer

are not allowed in most
public schools anymore

Because the word "God" is mentioned....


Now I sit me down in school

Where praying is against the rule

For this great nation under God

Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,

It violates the Bill of Rights.

And anytime my head I bow

Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,

That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.

The law is specific, the law is precise.

Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall

Might offend someone with no faith at all.

In silence alone we must meditate,

God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,

And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.

They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.

To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,

And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.

It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong,

We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong.



We can get our condoms and birth controls,

Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.

But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,

No word of God must reach this crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,

When chaos reigns the school's a mess.

So, Lord, this silent plea I make:

Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen



If you aren't ashamed to do this,

please pass this on.
Jesus said,

"If you are ashamed of me,

I will be ashamed of you before my Father."

Not ashamed. Pass this on.


" wrote in message
ups.com...
Why don't you say prayers?

you ashamed of Jesus or something?

don't wanna sound religious or something?

don't wanna offend a heathen or something?

you'd rather have a watered down experience!!!!

PRAYERS IS WHAT YOU WANT NOT PURRSS
-

Now who needs a prayer, just step right up

I won't hurt you come'on, bring your checkbook

Tell Barry what you need, I'll see that Jesus gets your message



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Old July 11th 06, 06:05 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
angel
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Default OT YES! YES! YOU CAN ALL HAVE PRAYERS


Matthew wrote:
I got a prayer for you Barry

New Pledge of Allegiance!


Ok, you got your prayer, just write that check

who's next, step right up

bring your checkbook

Everyone who is indebted and discontent...tell Barry all about it

You need prayers? You got it..

I don't have any purrs for anyone! buncha scardy cats!

Thaaat's right I got prayers, can't nobody stop me

bring your checkbook, I'm on a roll

 




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