Pweeze Dunt feed da trollz

Dere r sum people heer hoo r saying bad fings bout my Meowmie Kyla, n mee
tew n my adbise iz jest tew ignore dem. Dey are frum dat beeetlez newzgroop
n r sayin fings dat are kalled a 'forge' anna dey r doin et heer tew, sayin
fings her dint say.
We will not lissen to dem. Nope. N we gnow bedder dan tew crosspost.
Sumone iz beeing a spy, n dat iz not nise.
Unkl Fred n Unkl Dan gnow dat dey r forged n Meowmie dunt reed dat groop no
more or write dere, so agin, jest ignore dem n maybe dey will scoot away.
Dunt reeply tew dem at awl. iffen we ignore dem, den dey will git bored n
leeve usses alone. Fangu furry mutch fur doin dis.
We r heer tew hab fun n dunt want gnow trubble.
I am so gwad tew see Lovable Louise bak heer.
Hur iz a nise kittty.
Wuv yew awl
nosepoinks n headbumps
Mosey