Off to win some Tunas

Mine Uncl Bill iz gonna bee playin in a pokur tunamint at da catsino.
Hee will be gone four two daze. Sew I won' haff a sekretary until
Caterday. On da uther paw, iff he winz, I will be rich.

Hee has chanjd my litterbox, putted fudz in my boles an water in mine
uther bole. Ant Micki iz heer iff I gneedz hur.

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WooToo

Gud luk to Unka Bill. Meowmie keepz sayin sheze gonna win da lotteree
sumday, but she gotz to figger owt a way to do dat wifowt buyin tikkitz.

Sundance

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Mine Uncl Bill iz gonna bee playin in a pokur tunamint at da catsino.
Hee will be gone four two daze. Sew I won' haff a sekretary until
Caterday. On da uther paw, iff he winz, I will be rich.

Hee has chanjd my litterbox, putted fudz in my boles an water in mine
uther bole. Ant Micki iz heer iff I gneedz hur.

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WooToo

Yess, gud luk tew Unkl Bill.
Yer Meowmie kan spend a toona or 2 fur a lottery tikkit. Mine own Meowmie
won $8, wich iz bedder dan nuttin
Mosey
"Sundance"
Gud luk to Unka Bill. Meowmie keepz sayin sheze gonna win da lotteree
sumday, but she gotz to figger owt a way to do dat wifowt buyin tikkitz.

Sundance

"Will in New Haven" ...
Mine Uncl Bill iz gonna bee playin in a pokur tunamint at da catsino.
Hee will be gone four two daze. Sew I won' haff a sekretary until
Caterday. On da uther paw, iff he winz, I will be rich.

Hee has chanjd my litterbox, putted fudz in my boles an water in mine
uther bole. Ant Micki iz heer iff I gneedz hur.

--
WooToo

On Oct 22, 8:05 pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Mine Uncl Bill iz gonna bee playin in a pokur tunamint at da catsino.
Hee will be gone four two daze. Sew I won' haff a sekretary until
Caterday. On da uther paw, iff he winz, I will be rich.

Hee has chanjd my litterbox, putted fudz in my boles an water in mine
uther bole. Ant Micki iz heer iff I gneedz hur.

Uncl Bill wun sum tunas butted wee ar GNOT rich. glares at Uncl Bill
I tole him an TOLE him notted to haff Kings wen da uvver guy hab Asis.
It iz a simpul gam butted hee don' LISSUN.

Butted wee gotted sum extra tunas an he don' haff to play no mor in
dat tunament. Sew hee can wate on me paw an paw, wike he supposd tew.

On a soshul gnote: Bear iz goin to Tucker-dogz birfday partee.
Tucker's tole his little boy Marcel hoo telld his mommy Wendy, hoo
don't understan aminals wen day talk, dat he wanned a partee an he
wanned Bear dere, so dey imbited him.
Wee will hep him pik owet a presint an Uncl Bill can pay four itt.

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WooToo