Dat dratted Sukie da Pookie!

On Nov 16, 8:43*pm, "Sylvia M" wrote:
"rafflescat" wrote in message

... Hewwo furrendz. We is onna hole purrty qwiet byz but we has now gotted
a lodger! Goes by da name Sukie da Pookie. Her bewongs to ower unka
Charlie whoo tuke her inna howse wen she wus cold n wet n lonely. Now,
dats fyne. But whi dus Meomie now has hur? Unka Charlie has gon tu
Awstralya....n he neffur tuke Sukie! Hees goned fur 7 weeks! SEVEN
WEEKS!
Sukie ambushed myneself inna hall n giffed me a bigritepaw onna
nose ..n hur claws is sharp! She giffed me a big lion roar n runned
away uppa stare! Now beein a well brot up kinda guy, I neffur
retalyated (she wus off n away befur I gotted bak up) but furrends -
SEVEN WEEKS! Wats me gonna do?

Harry Gordon, sufferin.

Wen I bizit mine rez-Q home, I hiss wunzt attid efurry kittee dere.
Dat emkloodz da newew wunz, an doze dat mite not rememfur me.
Dat letz dem kno dat I wunt tayke ennyting frum ennywun.
DEN I shtart playin wiff dem, lyke a frend.

I sluggjezt dat yu hiss attid dat Lodger, tu let hur kno dat yu belong
dere,
an hur iz nottid tu wak yu.
Den yu kin brink uh toy an nok it tu her tu purrlay bak wiff.

(Dat iz minown abvize, not mine meowmeez.)

Pit2nya

Wat? Hiss atta lodger? Me? Hiss? Butted she mite skwatch myne self!
Harry Gordon, passafist n wite feffer warer

On Nov 16, 11:14*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
yeUP, dat iz troo. , * Ai gotz uh neffew name uff Pooky Kat n he iz nutz
waffs.
Jest let himself gnow hoo iz da boss uf yer hoam n tri tew gib him uh toy
tew pyway wiff n iffen dat uzznt wurk, den hiss at hizownself. *Yoo r *nise
Harry, sew dunt let hym intymidayte yew. Nope. *Mosey

Fangu Mosey, I wike yew too! Dat Sukie has stolen myne toys .Myne nip mowsies ar awl dribbly n chewed. Onny gudgud fing is dat she dussnt wike wet fud so myne wet fud dussnut get eated! I dussnt wike bikkits! Purrfekt!
Aftur heerin awl yure gud advises mees finkin me shood ryse abuff it
awl n wate fur hur to go bak home..soon.

Harry Gordon





juzt remfur, hersef willz be leafin soon son, OEJ
Hewwo furrendz. We is onna hole purrty qwiet byz but we has now gotted
a lodger! Goes by da name Sukie da Pookie. Her bewongs to ower unka
Charlie whoo tuke her inna howse wen she wus cold n wet n lonely. Now,
dats fyne. But whi dus Meomie now has hur? Unka Charlie has gon tu
Awstralya....n he neffur tuke Sukie! Hees goned fur 7 weeks! SEVEN
WEEKS!
Sukie ambushed myneself inna hall n giffed me a bigritepaw onna
nose ..n hur claws is sharp! She giffed me a big lion roar n runned
away uppa stare! Now beein a well brot up kinda guy, I neffur
retalyated (she wus off n away befur I gotted bak up) but furrends -
SEVEN WEEKS! Wats me gonna do?

Harry Gordon, sufferin.