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November 16th 10, 11:00 AM
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Dat dratted Sukie da Pookie!
Hewwo furrendz. We is onna hole purrty qwiet byz but we has now gotted
a lodger! Goes by da name Sukie da Pookie. Her bewongs to ower unka Charlie whoo tuke her inna howse wen she wus cold n wet n lonely. Now, dats fyne. But whi dus Meomie now has hur? Unka Charlie has gon tu Awstralya....n he neffur tuke Sukie! Hees goned fur 7 weeks! SEVEN WEEKS! Sukie ambushed myneself inna hall n giffed me a bigritepaw onna nose ..n hur claws is sharp! She giffed me a big lion roar n runned away uppa stare! Now beein a well brot up kinda guy, I neffur retalyated (she wus off n away befur I gotted bak up) but furrends - SEVEN WEEKS! Wats me gonna do? Harry Gordon, sufferin. 
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#2
November 16th 10, 11:52 AM
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Dat dratted Sukie da Pookie!
juzt remfur, hersef willz be leafin soon son, OEJ
"rafflescat" wrote in message ... Hewwo furrendz. We is onna hole purrty qwiet byz but we has now gotted a lodger! Goes by da name Sukie da Pookie. Her bewongs to ower unka Charlie whoo tuke her inna howse wen she wus cold n wet n lonely. Now, dats fyne. But whi dus Meomie now has hur? Unka Charlie has gon tu Awstralya....n he neffur tuke Sukie! Hees goned fur 7 weeks! SEVEN WEEKS! Sukie ambushed myneself inna hall n giffed me a bigritepaw onna nose ..n hur claws is sharp! She giffed me a big lion roar n runned away uppa stare! Now beein a well brot up kinda guy, I neffur retalyated (she wus off n away befur I gotted bak up) but furrends - SEVEN WEEKS! Wats me gonna do? Harry Gordon, sufferin.
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November 16th 10, 03:26 PM
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Dat dratted Sukie da Pookie!
On Nov 16, 6:00*am, rafflescat
wrote: Hewwo furrendz. We is onna hole purrty qwiet byz but we has now gotted a lodger! Goes by da name Sukie da Pookie. Her bewongs to ower unka Charlie whoo tuke her inna howse wen she wus cold n wet n lonely. Now, dats fyne. But whi dus Meomie now has hur? Unka Charlie has gon tu Awstralya....n he neffur tuke Sukie! Hees goned fur 7 weeks! SEVEN WEEKS! Sukie ambushed myneself inna hall n giffed me a bigritepaw onna nose ..n hur claws is sharp! She giffed me a big lion roar n runned away uppa stare! Now beein a well brot up kinda guy, I neffur retalyated (she wus off n away befur I gotted bak up) but furrends - SEVEN WEEKS! Wats me gonna do? Harry Gordon, sufferin. I fink yoo gotta try to wiv wiff itted beclaws yoo ar da host an her is da gest. BUTTED if shee doo it agane you otta dew sumfin. I jus don gno wut. -- Sunrise
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#4
November 16th 10, 03:36 PM
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Dat dratted Sukie da Pookie!
Ignore da guest. Da hooman will fedz itselfz and iffin it desidez ta do da
rite fing, you kan alwayz chanje urown attitude bout it. Gonna be a loooonnnngg seben weekz. O T glad it isn't his house. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Nov 16, 6:00 am, rafflescat wrote: Hewwo furrendz. We is onna hole purrty qwiet byz but we has now gotted a lodger! Goes by da name Sukie da Pookie. Her bewongs to ower unka Charlie whoo tuke her inna howse wen she wus cold n wet n lonely. Now, dats fyne. But whi dus Meomie now has hur? Unka Charlie has gon tu Awstralya....n he neffur tuke Sukie! Hees goned fur 7 weeks! SEVEN WEEKS! Sukie ambushed myneself inna hall n giffed me a bigritepaw onna nose ..n hur claws is sharp! She giffed me a big lion roar n runned away uppa stare! Now beein a well brot up kinda guy, I neffur retalyated (she wus off n away befur I gotted bak up) but furrends - SEVEN WEEKS! Wats me gonna do? Harry Gordon, sufferin. I fink yoo gotta try to wiv wiff itted beclaws yoo ar da host an her is da gest. BUTTED if shee doo it agane you otta dew sumfin. I jus don gno wut. -- Sunrise
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#5
November 16th 10, 08:04 PM
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Dat dratted Sukie da Pookie!
On Nov 16, 7:00*am, rafflescat
wrote: Hewwo furrendz. We is onna hole purrty qwiet byz but we has now gotted a lodger! Goes by da name Sukie da Pookie. Her bewongs to ower unka Charlie whoo tuke her inna howse wen she wus cold n wet n lonely. Now, dats fyne. But whi dus Meomie now has hur? Unka Charlie has gon tu Awstralya....n he neffur tuke Sukie! Hees goned fur 7 weeks! SEVEN WEEKS! Sukie ambushed myneself inna hall n giffed me a bigritepaw onna nose ..n hur claws is sharp! She giffed me a big lion roar n runned away uppa stare! Now beein a well brot up kinda guy, I neffur retalyated (she wus off n away befur I gotted bak up) but furrends - SEVEN WEEKS! Wats me gonna do? Harry Gordon, sufferin. Sumtymez itz da poor pitifu gest dat gets beeted up. Speeking fur mine own sichooayshun, wen I am tayken to bisick cuzzin Nikki. I am hissed atted, wapped, an wun awiegh fwum. Neffurdawess, ai purrsisst in fowwowing dat bad laydy cat awoun da houss, an giffing hur nosepoinks wen ai gitz close enuff tew hur purrdy fayse. ai cannott hepl dat ai wuff hur. Sew dat is mine ansser to yoor pawblum. Wuv, nosepoinks, an payshenss. an wat OT says is gud tew. eggnor da swings an airrows. An haf a gnap wif sweet dweems. MeOwy, deboted too Nikki. Sort ob.
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November 16th 10, 08:43 PM
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Dat dratted Sukie da Pookie!
"rafflescat" wrote in message ... Hewwo furrendz. We is onna hole purrty qwiet byz but we has now gotted a lodger! Goes by da name Sukie da Pookie. Her bewongs to ower unka Charlie whoo tuke her inna howse wen she wus cold n wet n lonely. Now, dats fyne. But whi dus Meomie now has hur? Unka Charlie has gon tu Awstralya....n he neffur tuke Sukie! Hees goned fur 7 weeks! SEVEN WEEKS! Sukie ambushed myneself inna hall n giffed me a bigritepaw onna nose ..n hur claws is sharp! She giffed me a big lion roar n runned away uppa stare! Now beein a well brot up kinda guy, I neffur retalyated (she wus off n away befur I gotted bak up) but furrends - SEVEN WEEKS! Wats me gonna do? Harry Gordon, sufferin. Wen I bizit mine rez-Q home, I hiss wunzt attid efurry kittee dere. Dat emkloodz da newew wunz, an doze dat mite not rememfur me. Dat letz dem kno dat I wunt tayke ennyting frum ennywun. DEN I shtart playin wiff dem, lyke a frend. I sluggjezt dat yu hiss attid dat Lodger, tu let hur kno dat yu belong dere, an hur iz nottid tu wak yu. Den yu kin brink uh toy an nok it tu her tu purrlay bak wiff. (Dat iz minown abvize, not mine meowmeez.) Pit2nya
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#7
November 16th 10, 11:14 PM
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Dat dratted Sukie da Pookie!
yeUP, dat iz troo. , Ai gotz uh neffew name uff Pooky Kat n he iz nutz
waffs. Jest let himself gnow hoo iz da boss uf yer hoam n tri tew gib him uh toy tew pyway wiff n iffen dat uzznt wurk, den hiss at hizownself. Yoo r nise Harry, sew dunt let hym intymidayte yew. Nope. Mosey juzt remfur, hersef willz be leafin soon son, OEJ Hewwo furrendz. We is onna hole purrty qwiet byz but we has now gotted a lodger! Goes by da name Sukie da Pookie. Her bewongs to ower unka Charlie whoo tuke her inna howse wen she wus cold n wet n lonely. Now, dats fyne. But whi dus Meomie now has hur? Unka Charlie has gon tu Awstralya....n he neffur tuke Sukie! Hees goned fur 7 weeks! SEVEN WEEKS! Sukie ambushed myneself inna hall n giffed me a bigritepaw onna nose ..n hur claws is sharp! She giffed me a big lion roar n runned away uppa stare! Now beein a well brot up kinda guy, I neffur retalyated (she wus off n away befur I gotted bak up) but furrends - SEVEN WEEKS! Wats me gonna do? Harry Gordon, sufferin.
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#8
November 28th 10, 09:27 PM
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Dat dratted Sukie da Pookie!
I fink yoo gotta try to wiv wiff itted beclaws yoo ar da host an her is da gest. BUTTED if shee doo it agane you otta dew sumfin. I jus don gno wut. -- Sunrise Sunrise! Furgiff da delay....Meomies! Myneself wud neffur, neffur be bad tu a gest....well, cepting ware da tummy rubs gets shared owt...dey ar awl myne! But purrlease awlow me tu put my syde offa dis. 1 I awlowed dat Sukie to eet myne fud. 2 I awlowed dat Sukie tu dwink myne catmilk. 3 I awlowed dat Sukie tu sleep onna myne bed. 4 I awlowed dat Sukie tu sit onna myne windersill. Lasted butted notted leastest - I awlowed dat Sukie tu use myne lidderbox! Now dats stretchin hostest beehavyur to thu wimits! Firnally, dat Sukie ambushes myne nervus self wiff borin regyularity tu da detrymunt offa myne nervus systummy. Firnally, firnally, I dussnut knowe what tu du neiffur.....gotta du sumfin.....soon.....befur myne nervus state beclomes kronik....sumfin....need nip......tweets.... Harry Gordon (Hidin unner thu stares)
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#9
November 28th 10, 09:45 PM
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Dat dratted Sukie da Pookie!
Sumtymez itz da poor pitifu gest dat gets beeted up. Speeking fur mine own sichooayshun, wen I am tayken to bisick cuzzin Nikki. I am hissed atted, wapped, an wun awiegh fwum. Neffurdawess, ai purrsisst in fowwowing dat bad laydy cat awoun da houss, an giffing hur nosepoinks wen ai gitz close enuff tew hur purrdy fayse. ai cannott hepl dat ai wuff hur. Sew dat is mine ansser to yoor pawblum. Wuv, nosepoinks, an payshenss. an wat OT says is gud tew. eggnor da swings an airrows. An haf a gnap wif sweet dweems. MeOwy, deboted too Nikki. *Sort ob. I Awh...Mees twied dat fing! Wen she cummbed inna howse, me wus furry mannerlee n kepted myne distunce! I Me neffur hissed, neffur spitted n onna whole wus a purrfek gennlemun! When she giffed me dat big lyon roar, I wus suitabulee impressed, fact me sat down fast! Dat gurl is a wildcat! Harry Gordon
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November 28th 10, 09:50 PM
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Dat dratted Sukie da Pookie!
nip fizes a lotsa stuffz OEJ
"rafflescat" wrote in message ... I fink yoo gotta try to wiv wiff itted beclaws yoo ar da host an her is da gest. BUTTED if shee doo it agane you otta dew sumfin. I jus don gno wut. -- Sunrise Sunrise! Furgiff da delay....Meomies! Myneself wud neffur, neffur be bad tu a gest....well, cepting ware da tummy rubs gets shared owt...dey ar awl myne! But purrlease awlow me tu put my syde offa dis. 1 I awlowed dat Sukie to eet myne fud. 2 I awlowed dat Sukie tu dwink myne catmilk. 3 I awlowed dat Sukie tu sleep onna myne bed. 4 I awlowed dat Sukie tu sit onna myne windersill. Lasted butted notted leastest - I awlowed dat Sukie tu use myne lidderbox! Now dats stretchin hostest beehavyur to thu wimits! Firnally, dat Sukie ambushes myne nervus self wiff borin regyularity tu da detrymunt offa myne nervus systummy. Firnally, firnally, I dussnut knowe what tu du neiffur.....gotta du sumfin.....soon.....befur myne nervus state beclomes kronik....sumfin....need nip......tweets.... Harry Gordon (Hidin unner thu stares)
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