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Old November 23rd 05, 02:33 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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I was holding Basho on my chest while pretending to watch TV last night.
He was getting all kinds of cuddles and every so often I would blow
gently into his face. He then tried to nip me in the nose, but I moved
my head back just in time. This went on for a good 15 minutes. I had to
rearrange my body and Basho got up, put his front paws on my chest and
looked me straight in the eye. And then he bit me! Hard! Right in the
tip of the nose!
That's a bad kitty!
He then curled up again on my chest and demanded scritches. The nerve of
this one!!!

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Old November 23rd 05, 02:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On Wed, 23 Nov 2005 08:33:51 -0600, Victor Martinez
yodeled:

I was holding Basho on my chest while pretending to watch TV last night.
He was getting all kinds of cuddles and every so often I would blow
gently into his face. He then tried to nip me in the nose, but I moved
my head back just in time. This went on for a good 15 minutes. I had to
rearrange my body and Basho got up, put his front paws on my chest and
looked me straight in the eye. And then he bit me! Hard! Right in the
tip of the nose!
That's a bad kitty!
He then curled up again on my chest and demanded scritches. The nerve of
this one!!!


Resistance is futile.



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Old November 23rd 05, 02:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Well, I'd bite your nose if you kept blowing in my face too!!! LOL!

"Victor Martinez" wrote in message
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I was holding Basho on my chest while pretending to watch TV last night.
He was getting all kinds of cuddles and every so often I would blow
gently into his face. He then tried to nip me in the nose, but I moved
my head back just in time. This went on for a good 15 minutes. I had to
rearrange my body and Basho got up, put his front paws on my chest and
looked me straight in the eye. And then he bit me! Hard! Right in the
tip of the nose!
That's a bad kitty!
He then curled up again on my chest and demanded scritches. The nerve of
this one!!!

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Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM)
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Old November 23rd 05, 03:53 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On 2005-11-23, Victor Martinez penned:
I was holding Basho on my chest while pretending to watch TV last night.
He was getting all kinds of cuddles and every so often I would blow
gently into his face. He then tried to nip me in the nose, but I moved
my head back just in time. This went on for a good 15 minutes. I had to
rearrange my body and Basho got up, put his front paws on my chest and
looked me straight in the eye. And then he bit me! Hard! Right in the
tip of the nose!
That's a bad kitty!
He then curled up again on my chest and demanded scritches. The nerve of
this one!!!


Hah. If I tried to hold on to Oscar while blowing on her, I would
have the scars to prove it.

--
monique, who spoils Oscar unmercifully

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Old November 23rd 05, 07:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"Victor Martinez" wrote in message
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I was holding Basho on my chest while pretending to watch TV last night. He
was getting all kinds of cuddles and every so often I would blow gently
into his face. He then tried to nip me in the nose, but I moved my head
back just in time. This went on for a good 15 minutes. I had to rearrange
my body and Basho got up, put his front paws on my chest and looked me
straight in the eye. And then he bit me! Hard! Right in the tip of the
nose!
That's a bad kitty!
He then curled up again on my chest and demanded scritches. The nerve of
this one!!!


And then you did what?

Tweed




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Old November 23rd 05, 08:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Victor Martinez wrote:

He then curled up again on my chest and demanded scritches. The nerve of
this one!!!


That's what you get for blowing your dorito breath on him for 15 mins.

Either that, or you turned the cat on

I know your a man, so this aint for you...

but If a woman held me on her chest for a while, blew in my ear, and
rubbed my belly?
I might bite her too!

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Old November 23rd 05, 08:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On Wed, 23 Nov 2005 08:33:51 -0600, Victor Martinez
wrote:

I was holding Basho on my chest while pretending to watch TV last night.
He was getting all kinds of cuddles and every so often I would blow
gently into his face. He then tried to nip me in the nose, but I moved
my head back just in time. This went on for a good 15 minutes. I had to
rearrange my body and Basho got up, put his front paws on my chest and
looked me straight in the eye. And then he bit me! Hard! Right in the
tip of the nose!
That's a bad kitty!
He then curled up again on my chest and demanded scritches. The nerve of
this one!!!


That'll teach you to tease poor Basho. LOL

Purrs and Hugs,

Nan and the furkids

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a fool talks because he has to say something.
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Old November 24th 05, 01:52 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"Victor Martinez" wrote in message
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I was holding Basho on my chest while pretending to watch TV last night. He
was getting all kinds of cuddles and every so often I would blow gently
into his face. He then tried to nip me in the nose, but I moved my head
back just in time. This went on for a good 15 minutes. I had to rearrange
my body and Basho got up, put his front paws on my chest and looked me
straight in the eye. And then he bit me! Hard! Right in the tip of the
nose!
That's a bad kitty!
He then curled up again on my chest and demanded scritches. The nerve of
this one!!!

Didn't you know? All cats find that being blown in the face is a very
impolite and unfriendly thing to do. When I was a very fresh cat owner,
about 25 years ago, I tried to teach the cat right from wrong by blowing in
his face. It didn't work, the cat just couldn't understand the meaning of
this. When I started yelling at him and throw him off tables and so on, it
worked much better, suddenly we were speaking the same language!

You really deserved that bite from him. It was his last message to you
"Please stop it, you moron!"

Hope your nose is healing all right... ;-)

Best wishes for Basho and you
Hans


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Old November 24th 05, 03:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Victor Martinez wrote:
I was holding Basho on my chest while pretending to watch TV last night.
He was getting all kinds of cuddles and every so often I would blow
gently into his face. He then tried to nip me in the nose, but I moved
my head back just in time. This went on for a good 15 minutes. I had to
rearrange my body and Basho got up, put his front paws on my chest and
looked me straight in the eye. And then he bit me! Hard! Right in the
tip of the nose!
That's a bad kitty!
He then curled up again on my chest and demanded scritches. The nerve of
this one!!!

Serves you right! ;o)

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Old November 24th 05, 03:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Victor Martinez wrote:
I was holding Basho on my chest while pretending to watch TV last night.
He was getting all kinds of cuddles and every so often I would blow
gently into his face. He then tried to nip me in the nose, but I moved
my head back just in time. This went on for a good 15 minutes. I had to
rearrange my body and Basho got up, put his front paws on my chest and
looked me straight in the eye. And then he bit me! Hard! Right in the
tip of the nose!
That's a bad kitty!
He then curled up again on my chest and demanded scritches. The nerve of
this one!!!


My own dear Sir Stirling Schnozzbiter the Silly congratulates Basho on a
job well done.

 




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