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Old February 24th 09, 06:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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Default 'porting to Key West fur da crooz!

[a porter twinkles in Tiger's house, and a petite persian sticks her
head out]

C'mon Tiger; I'm in da 'porter wif mine soupcases. Get in and we'll
port to Key West!

[Tiger gets in, and the 'porter twinkles once more as they land in
the Hemingway House's lobby. A tuxedo-bell-cat appears]

Welkum to da Hemingway house! May I put yur luggage wif da ofurs to
be ported to da MV Purrbearer? There is a luncheon buffay and
cocktails in da reception room where you can wait for da offurs.

[Anaïs turns to Tiger] Ummm dis iz luffly and warm! Lookit dem palm
trees and da brite sun. Shall we get a cocktail and sum lunch and eet
outside on da terrace?? I finks I'd like a Planter's Nip-Punch and sum
Oysterz on da haff-shell!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/24/2009 12:15:02 PM
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Old February 24th 09, 08:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia T Cat
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Default 'porting to Key West fur da crooz!

[Anaïs turns to Tiger] Ummm dis iz luffly and warm! Lookit dem
palm
trees and da brite sun. Shall we get a cocktail and sum lunch and eet
outside on da terrace?? I finks I'd like a Planter's Nip-Punch and sum
Oysterz on da haff-shell!


[Amelia, a Nip Colada in paw, waves to Anais and Tiger]

Welcome, guys! Isn't this a wonderful day? I love this sunshine. And the
Hemingway cats set a lovely buffet.

Amelia
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Old February 24th 09, 08:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default 'porting to Key West fur da crooz!

ok den letz sit inna sun, I'll haf whatefur you orderz, juzt letz eatit inna
sun, Tiger, who sees da purfekt spot, very bright, anna sunny but not
directly,
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
[a porter twinkles in Tiger's house, and a petite persian sticks her
head out]

C'mon Tiger; I'm in da 'porter wif mine soupcases. Get in and we'll
port to Key West!

[Tiger gets in, and the 'porter twinkles once more as they land in
the Hemingway House's lobby. A tuxedo-bell-cat appears]

Welkum to da Hemingway house! May I put yur luggage wif da ofurs to
be ported to da MV Purrbearer? There is a luncheon buffay and
cocktails in da reception room where you can wait for da offurs.

[Anaïs turns to Tiger] Ummm dis iz luffly and warm! Lookit dem palm
trees and da brite sun. Shall we get a cocktail and sum lunch and eet
outside on da terrace?? I finks I'd like a Planter's Nip-Punch and sum
Oysterz on da haff-shell!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/24/2009 12:15:02 PM



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Old February 24th 09, 10:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ranger Greykitten
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Default 'porting to Key West fur da crooz!

On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:37:09 -0500, Ann wrote:

The porter twinkles and Samwise steps out. He looks around at all the
strange trees and plants. He never saw plants like these where he lives.

Hi, kitties.( waving to all the kitties) It is so warm here in the sun.
This is nice.
Anyone want to do some exploring before we leave for the crooz?


I'z allez up for 'sploring!

Ranger Greykitten
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Old February 25th 09, 01:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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Default 'porting to Key West fur da crooz!

On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:30:10 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

ok den letz sit inna sun, I'll haf whatefur you orderz, juzt letz eatit inna
sun, Tiger, who sees da purfekt spot, very bright, anna sunny but not
directly,


Hokay den [turns toward siz-toed waitcat] We'll haff sum oysterz on
da haff shell, sum ob doze coconut shrimps, an a liddle broiled red
snapper. An a Planter's nip-punch an a pina Nip-Kolada, pleeze!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/24/2009 7:28:31 PM
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Old February 25th 09, 01:49 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default 'porting to Key West fur da crooz!

On Feb 24, 7:31*pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:30:10 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

ok den letz sit inna sun, I'll haf whatefur you orderz, juzt letz eatit inna
sun, Tiger, who sees da purfekt spot, very bright, anna sunny but not
directly,


* * * * Hokay den [turns toward siz-toed waitcat] We'll haff sum oysterz on
da haff shell, sum ob doze coconut shrimps, an a liddle broiled red
snapper. An a Planter's nip-punch an a pina Nip-Kolada, pleeze!


A porter twinkles and Maggy May leads Missy, Sunrise and Wascal out
into the beautiful sunshine and breezes. Wascal asks the waitcat for a
Wild Turkey Special Nip for himself, straight up, "an doze drinks wiff
unbrellas for da ladeez."

While they wait for their drinks they circulate, greeting all the
kittees.

--
Will in New Haven

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Old February 25th 09, 02:04 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default 'porting to Key West fur da crooz!

Willow sees Wascal and poked Piglet with her elbow. "Dere iz ur Mancat
friend." She waves and calls out "Hallo Wascal welkom to da Hemmingwayz
Houze, izint it luffly?:

Piglet grabs Willow by the collar, "Young lady if u effer duz sumphin like
dat againz, yourself wil be sendt home wiff no kewstinz asked." Willow
slinks away knowing sh has messed up already and they are still on the
shore.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Feb 24, 7:31 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:30:10 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

ok den letz sit inna sun, I'll haf whatefur you orderz, juzt letz eatit
inna
sun, Tiger, who sees da purfekt spot, very bright, anna sunny but not
directly,


Hokay den [turns toward siz-toed waitcat] We'll haff sum oysterz on
da haff shell, sum ob doze coconut shrimps, an a liddle broiled red
snapper. An a Planter's nip-punch an a pina Nip-Kolada, pleeze!


A porter twinkles and Maggy May leads Missy, Sunrise and Wascal out
into the beautiful sunshine and breezes. Wascal asks the waitcat for a
Wild Turkey Special Nip for himself, straight up, "an doze drinks wiff
unbrellas for da ladeez."

While they wait for their drinks they circulate, greeting all the
kittees.

--
Will in New Haven


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Old February 25th 09, 03:27 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default 'porting to Key West fur da crooz!

dat all lukz wunnerful, hereiz owrz spot, Tiger, on a large flat kushin wifa
veew
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
. ..
On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:30:10 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

ok den letz sit inna sun, I'll haf whatefur you orderz, juzt letz eatit
inna
sun, Tiger, who sees da purfekt spot, very bright, anna sunny but not
directly,


Hokay den [turns toward siz-toed waitcat] We'll haff sum oysterz on
da haff shell, sum ob doze coconut shrimps, an a liddle broiled red
snapper. An a Planter's nip-punch an a pina Nip-Kolada, pleeze!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/24/2009 7:28:31 PM



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Old February 25th 09, 04:59 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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Default 'porting to Key West fur da crooz!

On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:49:20 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:


A porter twinkles and Maggy May leads Missy, Sunrise and Wascal out
into the beautiful sunshine and breezes. Wascal asks the waitcat for a
Wild Turkey Special Nip for himself, straight up, "an doze drinks wiff
unbrellas for da ladeez."

While they wait for their drinks they circulate, greeting all the
kittees.


Meow gize! How is efurrykitty? Derez sum eggstra kushions heer if yo
want to join usses!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/24/2009 10:58:30 PM
  #10  
Old February 25th 09, 05:14 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default 'porting to Key West fur da crooz!

Trudi smilez atta willow, then to Piglette... you know der iz advatangez ta
bein yung anna furwurd, letz getta drink anna sum snakz
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow sees Wascal and poked Piglet with her elbow. "Dere iz ur Mancat
friend." She waves and calls out "Hallo Wascal welkom to da Hemmingwayz
Houze, izint it luffly?:

Piglet grabs Willow by the collar, "Young lady if u effer duz sumphin like
dat againz, yourself wil be sendt home wiff no kewstinz asked." Willow
slinks away knowing sh has messed up already and they are still on the
shore.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Feb 24, 7:31 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:30:10 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

ok den letz sit inna sun, I'll haf whatefur you orderz, juzt letz eatit
inna
sun, Tiger, who sees da purfekt spot, very bright, anna sunny but not
directly,


Hokay den [turns toward siz-toed waitcat] We'll haff sum oysterz on
da haff shell, sum ob doze coconut shrimps, an a liddle broiled red
snapper. An a Planter's nip-punch an a pina Nip-Kolada, pleeze!


A porter twinkles and Maggy May leads Missy, Sunrise and Wascal out
into the beautiful sunshine and breezes. Wascal asks the waitcat for a
Wild Turkey Special Nip for himself, straight up, "an doze drinks wiff
unbrellas for da ladeez."

While they wait for their drinks they circulate, greeting all the
kittees.

--
Will in New Haven




 




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