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  #31  
Old January 19th 07, 10:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ranger Greykitten
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Default Da loo-wow on da beech!

Beauty fishes the bad crabmonster out of the water, smashes its shell,
and eats the meat.
ranger, it will neffer trubble you again, and i needed the snack.
beauty


Fangu, Beauty. I'z nefur been 'taccked by a crab before!

Ranger
  #32  
Old January 20th 07, 01:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meeee
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It is sew much fun!! owwer hoomins is gud lyke dat tu, they gifs us liddle
taystes uf stuff as long as we keeps ower manners an dussnt jump onna tayble
or try an snitch it frum tha playte. Tha liddle wuns allays tries tu get
away wif it, but they dussnt!! Cos mi mum jasmeen bops them iff they du!!

Moe, sippn his Toona Speshul an gazin at Piglette
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I sure duz like tryin alla deze new taztez, mine hooman, Gramby likez new
fudz alzo dat iz purrt of why her iz sucha gud hooman, hersef letz uses
try
sum new stuffz, Piglette
meeee wrote in message
...
Sownds grate!!!
Moe grabs Piglette's paw and swings her (carefully of course) onto the
beach, making sure her tail doesn't get wet by the waves. They walk up to
the bar and order a Toonafishee speshul, made with fresh toona, lime

juice,
and liberal sprinklings of just-picked nip.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
fudz iz a gud idermint, Piglette holds owt her paw and they start for

the
beach... letz get one of doze drinkz to go wif da fudz. Piglette
meeee wrote in message
...
Moe stops happy dancing around Piglette and turns politely to his

date...

Wud yu lyke to go onshore an tayst sum uf tha IggZotik fuds they has?
They
is smellin reely gud and ther is moosik an dansin an fuds an more
fuds....did I say fuds??










  #33  
Old January 20th 07, 02:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
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On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 20:00:11 GMT, John Ross Mc Master's nimble, little
paws typed:

WHAT! An inspector! It's not the way they said... I have Beauty on
diet food because the vet said so. I'm not starving her. And Cinder
didn't attend last year because we didn't know about the adventures.
I'm innocent.
Sekretary John

he doesn't feed me enuf fudz. i'd be starvink if it werent for the
choonas on young iland.
beauty


Hmmmm, M. Hooman, je ne sais pas......

Myownself eez inclined to giff you anoffer chance [thinks of beach
chair, pina colada, toona, all waiting] and not arrest yourownself. Az
long az yourownself promises to let zem participate een zee Kommunity
effents....

Hmmm Beauty, Cinder, what do you finks??
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/19/2007 8:42:39 PM
  #34  
Old January 20th 07, 02:52 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Julie Porter
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(Cinder orders a toona colada from a wait-kitty.) This is my

furst
Noo
Yeerz party. The other two years I had nothing, just an old nip

bag
to
play with. Fangu organizers.
Cinder

Weel sirtinly haf more fun dan dat dis time!

Bear


At least Beauty is FINULLY gettink enuf fud! I'm so happy Bear.
Cinder

i'm eatink choonas..
beauty


Effurykitty is happy tunite!

Bear


  #35  
Old January 20th 07, 02:53 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Julie Porter
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Ime goeng tu shop until Chester comes bak, if ennywon wood like to
join
me. Dat wood be fun!

Lucy


I'll go wif yourownself, Lucy. I want to get one ov dose flowery
Hawaiian moomooz.


Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs


A fine idea! I want tu find a hatt, tuu.

Lucy


  #36  
Old January 20th 07, 02:54 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 20:45:51 -0500, Mme. Anaïs ^..^'s little, agile
paws typed:


Hmmmm, M. Hooman, je ne sais pas......

Myownself eez inclined to giff you anoffer chance [thinks of beach
chair, pina colada, toona, all waiting] and not arrest yourownself. Az
long az yourownself promises to let zem participate een zee Kommunity
effents....

Hmmm Beauty, Cinder, what do you finks??


Dumb Sekretary! Zees hooman can't efen keep zee postink identitiez
straight! Zat was from myownself, not Mme. Anaïs!!!!!
--
à bientôt,

Jacques
  #37  
Old January 20th 07, 02:54 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Julie Porter
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Ime goeng tu shop until Chester comes bak, if ennywon wood like to
join me. Dat wood be fun!

Lucy


I'll go wif yourownself, Lucy. I want to get one ov dose flowery
Hawaiian moomooz.


I wyll kum tuu.
I styll need tu get uh fowlur furr b-hynd mine eer (I wunder witsh

wun???
An du yuz tink we shud get layz furr rownd owr nekz?
An warttabowt brazeletz?
An heowzbowt furr on owr wunnerfool taylez?

Kut we getz hatzez furr da gize?

I gotz Meowmeez kredit card giftz kardz!

--
Pitô.ônya

All dose fings sownd like fun!

Lucy


  #38  
Old January 20th 07, 02:57 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Wow, Pitoonya! Dat moomoo iz da cat's miao!

I'm on my wat to da shop to gettid won fur myownself! Tiger, you

take
a liddle nap, and I'll be bak soon!



Yu dunt mynd iffin I joyne Anaïs wyle yu go up an chaynge, du yu,

Sundance?

Fangz bowth, Akwa iz mine flavorit kulurz.
I tind dat I kan fynd sum matchink hybizkuz fowlurz on da bordwok.
--
Pitô.ônya

Oooooooowh! Da hybizkuz ar so beyutiful!

Lucy, lukking for a pink won


  #39  
Old January 20th 07, 02:58 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
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On Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:53:42 GMT, Julie Porter's nimble, little paws
typed:


A fine idea! I want tu find a hatt, tuu.

Lucy


Datz a gud idearment. I like doze straw wons.....Come letz joyne da
offur gurlz!

I'ze glad to see dat mine brofer-in-paw Chester founded a nice
girl-kitty like you!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/19/2007 8:56:27 PM
  #40  
Old January 20th 07, 03:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Da loo-wow on da beech!

Lucy paws fru the raks and raks of cheerful shirts an finely finds red
hawayin shirts dat luk jus bout as happy as Chester himself.

How bout dese, Chester?

Lucy, holden da shirt in front of Chester's handsum fase

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Chester turns to Lucy, letz anna go anna get dem shurtz ok? Chester

grabs
lucy's paw and they take off to the store... when they arrive, he

holds da
door fur lucy anna says... itz up to yourownsef, Chester
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
In the distance, the toona boat can be seen moving closer to shore
with a large number of kitties partying on its decks, climbing the
rigging and otherwise celebrating the catch.

On the Island the staff is busy with preparations for the night's
party: the beach is groomed, carpenter-cats are erecting a large

tents
on the beach, setting up a well-stocked bar and a long buffet table.
Other kitties are assembling a low kitty-sized sushi-bar, with silk
cushions in front of it, and a dance floor. Cushions, deck chairs

and
blankets are spread over the beach, and strings of colorful paper
lanterns are being hung. A small dance band is setting up under the
tent.

As the tender from the boat beaches, a small army of cats bring the
toonas where the itami (sushi-chef) and his two assistants wash and
clean them. He carefully takes the belly and choice parts, wraps

them
and puts them in the cooler for the sushi-bar. He cuts the remainder
into filets, steaks and chunks, giving a large number of the choice
pieces to Jocko for the fire-pit, and sending the rest to the

kitchen
to be prepared by the villa's chefs, along with the rest of the
banquet. Jocko and his friends are getting the fire-pit ready.

A number of smaller boats are bringing an assortment of fish, crabs,
mussels, clams and oysters; kitchen cats are preparing roast beast

to
be roasted over an open pit as well as a complete menu; bartender
kitties are polishing the crystal as wait-kitties set china on low
tables.

On the boat, Anaïs and Cleo try to get everykittie's attention:

"Hihi
efurryone! Da Noo Yeerz party will begin at sundown tonite, so we

haff
a few howrz to relax, take a nap, swim or shop until den. We''ll see
efurrykitty on da beech later!"

Anaïs turns to Tiger: "Dis will be funfun! I'ze wearink my Hawaiian
shirt dat matches yourz! What wood you like to do until sundown???"
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/17/2007 4:07:51 PM





 




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