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Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote: "ClowderCat" wrote in message oups.com... Miss Violette wrote: Yez purleze, butted i juz wanna be a memfur, i willz nominate yourownsef, Trudi OK. Let's have our first meeting right now. I don't have time to be president of this. I'm already president of Catmerica and that takes up a lot of time. Taking care of mom takes up all the rest of my time! Clarence Lessee...dere'z yu, Clarence, an Trudi, an me... Shurlee dere ar moor???? Pitoonya AKA Sweetee, TEC, MCDTN I'm sure there are, but I don't know where they are!!!! All of my littermates look like me but I haven't seen them since I was about 7 weeks old! Clarence |
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I not know WHY Louise hate me. Nobuddy else hate me. I want Louise tu
be my frend, but fur SEVEN YEERS she hisspit at me. Wut kin I do tu mayke hur lyke me? Allegra I don't know what you can do. Maybe some other kitty knows! Clarence Yu're da purresident uv Catmerica! Izzen't dere SUMfing yu can du tu help? Allegra |
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I make purfect sense. I not scared uv Fatcat! It all hur fawlt 4 b-ing
grotesk. I blameless. I not scared uv hur. Fatcat mondo repulso. I butiful & luving. Fatcat freak! I purfect. I not scared uv Fatcat. Yu think I scared? I not scared. I NOT SCARED!!! Louise You're babbling again!!!! Do you want to be the only cat? Clarence I not scared! I alredy only cat becuz Fatcat not cat but monzter! Freek! Grotesk! Mondo repulso! Datz blimp, not cat! I not scared. Wy Fatcat not leev? Fatcat not take hint. But I not scared. Y u think I scared? I not scared just becuz Fatcat DELIBRATLY bigger'n me. I NOT SCARED, I tel u. Louise |
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Adam wrote: I not know WHY Louise hate me. Nobuddy else hate me. I want Louise tu be my frend, but fur SEVEN YEERS she hisspit at me. Wut kin I do tu mayke hur lyke me? Allegra I don't know what you can do. Maybe some other kitty knows! Clarence Yu're da purresident uv Catmerica! Izzen't dere SUMfing yu can du tu help? Allegra I've tried talking to her and I can't find out what the problem is. Maybe she needs a kitty psychologist! Clarence |
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Adam wrote: I make purfect sense. I not scared uv Fatcat! It all hur fawlt 4 b-ing grotesk. I blameless. I not scared uv hur. Fatcat mondo repulso. I butiful & luving. Fatcat freak! I purfect. I not scared uv Fatcat. Yu think I scared? I not scared. I NOT SCARED!!! Louise You're babbling again!!!! Do you want to be the only cat? Clarence I not scared! I alredy only cat becuz Fatcat not cat but monzter! Freek! Grotesk! Mondo repulso! Datz blimp, not cat! I not scared. Wy Fatcat not leev? Fatcat not take hint. But I not scared. Y u think I scared? I not scared just becuz Fatcat DELIBRATLY bigger'n me. I NOT SCARED, I tel u. Louise You're still babbling!!! She looks and smells like a cat to me! Maybe you need to talk to a kitty psychologist to find out why you think she's a monster. It sounds like you want her to leave so you can be the only cat. Clarence |
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OK butted we need a purzident who haz a more reliable typist dan soft iz,
Trudi present fur the meeting and wondering who the ofur menfurz iz ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... Miss Violette wrote: Yez purleze, butted i juz wanna be a memfur, i willz nominate yourownsef, Trudi OK. Let's have our first meeting right now. I don't have time to be president of this. I'm already president of Catmerica and that takes up a lot of time. Taking care of mom takes up all the rest of my time! Clarence |
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Miss Violette wrote: OK butted we need a purzident who haz a more reliable typist dan soft iz, Trudi present fur the meeting and wondering who the ofur menfurz iz The only other memfur I know about is Pitoonya. Hey, kitties, are any of you gray and white tuxodo cats? Clarence |
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I not scared! I alredy only cat becuz Fatcat not cat but monzter!
Freek! Grotesk! Mondo repulso! Datz blimp, not cat! I not scared. Wy Fatcat not leev? Fatcat not take hint. But I not scared. Y u think I scared? I not scared just becuz Fatcat DELIBRATLY bigger'n me. I NOT SCARED, I tel u. Louise You're still babbling!!! She looks and smells like a cat to me! Maybe you need to talk to a kitty psychologist to find out why you think she's a monster. It sounds like you want her to leave so you can be the only cat. Clarence Where I find 1? Louise |
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Adam wrote: I not scared! I alredy only cat becuz Fatcat not cat but monzter! Freek! Grotesk! Mondo repulso! Datz blimp, not cat! I not scared. Wy Fatcat not leev? Fatcat not take hint. But I not scared. Y u think I scared? I not scared just becuz Fatcat DELIBRATLY bigger'n me. I NOT SCARED, I tel u. Louise You're still babbling!!! She looks and smells like a cat to me! Maybe you need to talk to a kitty psychologist to find out why you think she's a monster. It sounds like you want her to leave so you can be the only cat. Clarence Where I find 1? Louise I don't know now. Little Olive is a cat sighcologist, but she hasn't been here for a long time. Hey kitties, are any of you psychologists? Clarence |
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