OT Great Quotes by Great Women

A freind sent me these thought I would share, Sorry men I dont have any
great quotes by you, want to contribute.

GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT WOMEN:


Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the
hell happened.


Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually
shut the b***h up with cookies.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your
girlfriends.

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he
can't.

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.


Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the
windows.


Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought
half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.


Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart.


I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me
at once.


I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.


Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.