cricket hunt

Oh we'd luv to, but we're on mouse alert here at home.
We
coughted one a couple ov daze ago an we're eager to catch
anuffer.
We leaves them onna carpet fur Fred, (our hooman). They are not
furry good at caughting mices. Fred usually steps on it afurran
he sees it. (:-)) Sum hunting tekneek huh? It's probably take
him three days to smell da thing! kitty giggle.
He did give uses proper praize and defference, fur
caughting it.
So hoomans are gudgud fur something.

--
Regards,
Fred.

How about you could come to mom's work and help with the cricket
hunt and we'll come and help you with the mice?

Fangu, Chester, Clarence and Nathan
But we'z not ones fur such adventures, usually. Our hearts are
wif you though and we wishes you the furry bestest of times wif da
crickets.

--
Regards,
Fred.

OK. Thanks. If you need help with the mice, let us know!

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

Rebecca wrote:
[The teleporter twinkles and Sundance steps out, lugging a big duffle bag
made of jungle camouflage material. He unzips it and starts unpacking.
First he pulls out a short, sturdy tripod and sets it on the floor. The
tripod is followed by a long weapon bearing the words "Krikit Findr";
Sundance mounts the weapon on the tripod. The next item out of the bag is a
long string of ammunition that gets inserted into the Krikit Findr; each
round of ammunition is a tightly packed net that can trap insects until
kitties can get to them. Next a huge telescopic sight comes out of the bag
and gets attached to the Krikit Findr.

The weapon assembly complete, Sundance hands out other gear: kitty-sized
helmets covered in the same jungle camouflage material that the duffle bag
is made of, bandoliers of additional ammunition for the Krikit Findr, and
mess kits complete with cricket recipes.]

OK, gize, letz git owrownselfs a krikit.

Sundance

Chester, Clarence and Nathan look at the cool stuff that Sundance
brought.

Where did you get that stuff? It looks really useful. Mom wasn't able
to see the cricket at work because it was hiding in dark places.

The last mom heard, it had gone into this office here.

Chester, Clarence and Nathan lead Sundance and the other cats into a
supervisor's office.

You might find some mice here too.

Sundance wrote:
My sekraterry apologizez fur getting the wrong name on dis post.

Sundance

That's ok. We knew who she meant because you signed the post.

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

ChildFree23 wrote:
Hi everykitty. Mom came home today and told us that there's a cricket
at work and that it's driving some of the humans crazy. Do all of you
want to go to mom's work tonight and help us hunt that cricket?

[The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps Capt.
Midnight DOC, The Good Luck Black Cat.] I'm here to help you with the
cricket hunt. Where do you want me to go?

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat

Hi Captain Midnight. We're over here in this office. Can you hear it
cricketing?

Are Kitty Schottland and Lilith coming?

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

Miss Violette wrote:
are we too late? Miss Violette, glaring around at hoomans who keep going
out of town

You're right on time. Are all of you here to help?

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

ClowderCat wrote:
Rebecca wrote:
[The teleporter twinkles and Sundance steps out, lugging a big duffle bag
made of jungle camouflage material. He unzips it and starts unpacking.
First he pulls out a short, sturdy tripod and sets it on the floor. The
tripod is followed by a long weapon bearing the words "Krikit Findr";
Sundance mounts the weapon on the tripod. The next item out of the bag is a
long string of ammunition that gets inserted into the Krikit Findr; each
round of ammunition is a tightly packed net that can trap insects until
kitties can get to them. Next a huge telescopic sight comes out of the bag
and gets attached to the Krikit Findr.

The weapon assembly complete, Sundance hands out other gear: kitty-sized
helmets covered in the same jungle camouflage material that the duffle bag
is made of, bandoliers of additional ammunition for the Krikit Findr, and
mess kits complete with cricket recipes.]

OK, gize, letz git owrownselfs a krikit.

Sundance

Chester, Clarence and Nathan look at the cool stuff that Sundance
brought.

Where did you get that stuff? It looks really useful. Mom wasn't able
to see the cricket at work because it was hiding in dark places.

The last mom heard, it had gone into this office here.

Chester, Clarence and Nathan lead Sundance and the other cats into a
supervisor's office.

You might find some mice here too.

Chester, Clarence and Nathan put on the camouflage helmets and look at
themselves in the mirror.

We look real cool in these. You do too!

Heer I yam!!!
I gotta flutterby net furr katshink insektz, anna liddul kayje u pu him in.

Meowmee sez we shud put him owtside wen we katsh him.
I tink I wanna tayzt him furzt, at leez uh lik.

Pitoonya

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Hi everykitty. Mom came home today and told us that there's a cricket
at work and that it's driving some of the humans crazy. Do all of you
want to go to mom's work tonight and help us hunt that cricket?

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Chester, Clarence and Nathan look at the cool stuff that Sundance
brought.

Where did you get that stuff? It looks really useful. Mom wasn't able
to see the cricket at work because it was hiding in dark places.

The last mom heard, it had gone into this office here.

Chester, Clarence and Nathan lead Sundance and the other cats into a
supervisor's office.

You might find some mice here too.

I got all da stuff at da Catmerica Army/Navy surplus store. Dey tried to
get me to take some night-vizhun gogglez, too, but what wud kitties need wif
doze?

I didn't bring anyfing fur katchin mices, so if dere are any we will haz to
katch dem da uzual way.

Sundance

*five cats wave* yes, Miss Violette
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Miss Violette wrote:
are we too late? Miss Violette, glaring around at hoomans who keep
going
out of town

You're right on time. Are all of you here to help?

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

Miss Violette admires the helmet and all five get geared up, they are cool,
Miss Violette
ClowderCat wrote in message
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ClowderCat wrote:
Rebecca wrote:
[The teleporter twinkles and Sundance steps out, lugging a big duffle
bag
made of jungle camouflage material. He unzips it and starts
unpacking.
First he pulls out a short, sturdy tripod and sets it on the floor.
The
tripod is followed by a long weapon bearing the words "Krikit Findr";
Sundance mounts the weapon on the tripod. The next item out of the
bag is a
long string of ammunition that gets inserted into the Krikit Findr;
each
round of ammunition is a tightly packed net that can trap insects
until
kitties can get to them. Next a huge telescopic sight comes out of
the bag
and gets attached to the Krikit Findr.

The weapon assembly complete, Sundance hands out other gear:
kitty-sized
helmets covered in the same jungle camouflage material that the duffle
bag
is made of, bandoliers of additional ammunition for the Krikit Findr,
and
mess kits complete with cricket recipes.]

OK, gize, letz git owrownselfs a krikit.

Sundance

Chester, Clarence and Nathan look at the cool stuff that Sundance
brought.

Where did you get that stuff? It looks really useful. Mom wasn't able
to see the cricket at work because it was hiding in dark places.

The last mom heard, it had gone into this office here.

Chester, Clarence and Nathan lead Sundance and the other cats into a
supervisor's office.

You might find some mice here too.

Chester, Clarence and Nathan put on the camouflage helmets and look at
themselves in the mirror.

We look real cool in these. You do too!