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The Chronicles of Frank VIII
To celebrate that, for the first time in several weeks, I have 0 unread
posts on rpca, I asked Frank if he wouldn't like to continue his life story. He was a little reluctant at first, finding my bed and his favourite blankie so very comfortable in our cold, cold neck of the woods, but I told him he could dicate from the bed and I would write it down for him. So here is what he wanted to talk about. ______________________________ In my last instalment, I wanted to talk more about my favourite place on earth, our summer island, but got sidetracked on the subject of the Great Litterbox Outdoors. The island is what I dream about all winter, when I lay on the bed and the hoomin just thinks I'm lazy. Well, it used to be the only thing I dreamed about. Until a few years back. At that time, my hoomin got a new job - good thing she did, because now she can afford to feed us proper food instead of the cheap stuff she gave us while she was a student. If you ask me, all this hoomin studying and science stuff is just nonsense. Hoomins are so incredibly nosy, they have to poke and pry into all kinds of things that are none of their business. they should just bow down to the fact that cats already know everything, and settle for being our humble servants, as they are supposed to. Of course, we cats poke and pry into everything, but that is our birthright. Hoomins don't need all this knowledge. No one needs all this knowledge. It's enough to find a good sunny spt to sleep in, chase a few greeblings while you're still a young 'un, eat a nice meal now and then. Hoomins shouldn't bother their not-so-pretty little heads with all that science stuff. Anyway, as I was saying, the hoomin had a new job, and some kind soul there showed how to access newsgroups. This opened up a whole new world for her, and most imprtantly, put me into contact with cats around the world. This was exactly the kind of communication channel I needed as backup, whenever I had trouble calling the Mothership. But the most precious discovery was yet to come. My hoomin told me about a very independent, strong and wonderful ladycat whose hoomin posted on rpca. This ladycat even had her own company, with her own sweet face on the letterheads and all. Her name still sends thrills down my spine; Waffles. At first, she would have nothing to do with me. She said she was too busy for love. But I kept at it, and then finally, I got a reaction from her. My hoomin had written about a very trying visit to The Evil Doctor (more about those in another instalment), and suddenly Waffles was all concern for me. Well, I hadn't wanted to look like a wimp, but I'll admit I overplayed the part of suffering patient a bit, until I knew she really cared for me. Now I have been the proud boyfriend of the most beautiful ladycat in the world for several years. Every once in a while, we teleport over to visit each other, but I can't tell you what goes on when we meet. This is a family-oriented newsgroup, after all (hoomin note: and I wouldn't have written down anything smutty anyway, Frank). Let's just say that sparks fly when we meet. PS The hoomin is talking about this big surprise she has for me and Nikki later next week. Anyone have any idea what that is about? I hope it's something nice, like shrimpies or ham. Mmm, ham... -- Marina, Frank, Nikki, and coming soon: Mere! marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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Hi Frank! It's great to hear your story. I think it's wonderful that
you have such a nice relationship w/Waffles. I can't wait to find out what surprise your slave has for you. ;o) Katz |
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What a great love story, Frank! You are such a gentlecat, no wonder it was
only a question of time Waffles realizes that. Thanks for posting the story, Marina. Lots of purrs and best wishes for the winter to end, -- Polonca & Soncek "Marina" wrote in message ... To celebrate that, for the first time in several weeks, I have 0 unread posts on rpca, I asked Frank if he wouldn't like to continue his life story. He was a little reluctant at first, finding my bed and his favourite blankie so very comfortable in our cold, cold neck of the woods, but I told him he could dicate from the bed and I would write it down for him. So here is what he wanted to talk about. ______________________________ In my last instalment, I wanted to talk more about my favourite place on earth, our summer island, but got sidetracked on the subject of the Great Litterbox Outdoors. The island is what I dream about all winter, when I lay on the bed and the hoomin just thinks I'm lazy. Well, it used to be the only thing I dreamed about. Until a few years back. At that time, my hoomin got a new job - good thing she did, because now she can afford to feed us proper food instead of the cheap stuff she gave us while she was a student. If you ask me, all this hoomin studying and science stuff is just nonsense. Hoomins are so incredibly nosy, they have to poke and pry into all kinds of things that are none of their business. they should just bow down to the fact that cats already know everything, and settle for being our humble servants, as they are supposed to. Of course, we cats poke and pry into everything, but that is our birthright. Hoomins don't need all this knowledge. No one needs all this knowledge. It's enough to find a good sunny spt to sleep in, chase a few greeblings while you're still a young 'un, eat a nice meal now and then. Hoomins shouldn't bother their not-so-pretty little heads with all that science stuff. Anyway, as I was saying, the hoomin had a new job, and some kind soul there showed how to access newsgroups. This opened up a whole new world for her, and most imprtantly, put me into contact with cats around the world. This was exactly the kind of communication channel I needed as backup, whenever I had trouble calling the Mothership. But the most precious discovery was yet to come. My hoomin told me about a very independent, strong and wonderful ladycat whose hoomin posted on rpca. This ladycat even had her own company, with her own sweet face on the letterheads and all. Her name still sends thrills down my spine; Waffles. At first, she would have nothing to do with me. She said she was too busy for love. But I kept at it, and then finally, I got a reaction from her. My hoomin had written about a very trying visit to The Evil Doctor (more about those in another instalment), and suddenly Waffles was all concern for me. Well, I hadn't wanted to look like a wimp, but I'll admit I overplayed the part of suffering patient a bit, until I knew she really cared for me. Now I have been the proud boyfriend of the most beautiful ladycat in the world for several years. Every once in a while, we teleport over to visit each other, but I can't tell you what goes on when we meet. This is a family-oriented newsgroup, after all (hoomin note: and I wouldn't have written down anything smutty anyway, Frank). Let's just say that sparks fly when we meet. PS The hoomin is talking about this big surprise she has for me and Nikki later next week. Anyone have any idea what that is about? I hope it's something nice, like shrimpies or ham. Mmm, ham... -- Marina, Frank, Nikki, and coming soon: Mere! marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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Marina wrote:
Now I have been the proud boyfriend of the most beautiful ladycat in the world for several years. Every once in a while, we teleport over to visit each other, but I can't tell you what goes on when we meet. This is a family-oriented newsgroup, after all (hoomin note: and I wouldn't have written down anything smutty anyway, Frank). Let's just say that sparks fly when we meet. PS The hoomin is talking about this big surprise she has for me and Nikki later next week. Anyone have any idea what that is about? I hope it's something nice, like shrimpies or ham. Mmm, ham... What a nice tale! I have felt stickers of black cats with gold eyes in various poses, and I call the ones that are in profile, with one eye each, "Waffles" stickers. I hope that you and Nikki enjoy your "surprise"! |
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Awwwww what was the surprise then ? Jean.P.
Marina wrote in message ... To celebrate that, for the first time in several weeks, I have 0 unread posts on rpca, I asked Frank if he wouldn't like to continue his life story. He was a little reluctant at first, finding my bed and his favourite blankie so very comfortable in our cold, cold neck of the woods, but I told him he could dicate from the bed and I would write it down for him. So here is what he wanted to talk about. ______________________________ In my last instalment, I wanted to talk more about my favourite place on earth, our summer island, but got sidetracked on the subject of the Great Litterbox Outdoors. The island is what I dream about all winter, when I lay on the bed and the hoomin just thinks I'm lazy. Well, it used to be the only thing I dreamed about. Until a few years back. At that time, my hoomin got a new job - good thing she did, because now she can afford to feed us proper food instead of the cheap stuff she gave us while she was a student. If you ask me, all this hoomin studying and science stuff is just nonsense. Hoomins are so incredibly nosy, they have to poke and pry into all kinds of things that are none of their business. they should just bow down to the fact that cats already know everything, and settle for being our humble servants, as they are supposed to. Of course, we cats poke and pry into everything, but that is our birthright. Hoomins don't need all this knowledge. No one needs all this knowledge. It's enough to find a good sunny spt to sleep in, chase a few greeblings while you're still a young 'un, eat a nice meal now and then. Hoomins shouldn't bother their not-so-pretty little heads with all that science stuff. Anyway, as I was saying, the hoomin had a new job, and some kind soul there showed how to access newsgroups. This opened up a whole new world for her, and most imprtantly, put me into contact with cats around the world. This was exactly the kind of communication channel I needed as backup, whenever I had trouble calling the Mothership. But the most precious discovery was yet to come. My hoomin told me about a very independent, strong and wonderful ladycat whose hoomin posted on rpca. This ladycat even had her own company, with her own sweet face on the letterheads and all. Her name still sends thrills down my spine; Waffles. At first, she would have nothing to do with me. She said she was too busy for love. But I kept at it, and then finally, I got a reaction from her. My hoomin had written about a very trying visit to The Evil Doctor (more about those in another instalment), and suddenly Waffles was all concern for me. Well, I hadn't wanted to look like a wimp, but I'll admit I overplayed the part of suffering patient a bit, until I knew she really cared for me. Now I have been the proud boyfriend of the most beautiful ladycat in the world for several years. Every once in a while, we teleport over to visit each other, but I can't tell you what goes on when we meet. This is a family-oriented newsgroup, after all (hoomin note: and I wouldn't have written down anything smutty anyway, Frank). Let's just say that sparks fly when we meet. PS The hoomin is talking about this big surprise she has for me and Nikki later next week. Anyone have any idea what that is about? I hope it's something nice, like shrimpies or ham. Mmm, ham... -- Marina, Frank, Nikki, and coming soon: Mere! marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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