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  #11  
Old July 23rd 10, 07:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default uh oh, we iz in furit now!!!

i stayed owt fur a while anna snarled atta dog thing dat lifez behind uses,
it wuz kinda kule beclawz i wuz on MINE patio anna i wented toda ege anna
howled until it waked up anna barked anna madea hoominz dat diz dog thing
ownz yell at hizsef ta be qweet, Tiger, snickerin... i mite be owlde now but
i iz still gotit,
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Jul 22, 12:55 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
ok so chezter figured howta push opin da bak skreen door, so fine, me OEJ
anna hizsef wented inna owt...
Trudi,stormmee, barbi anna MH stayed inna in... chester camed in when da
soft alled hizsef, I kamed in afur i howled atta dog thing nezt door, anna
oej kamed inna in juzt befur da watermonzterz kamed... but dat iz notted
da
wurzt ofit...

da furri wuz gone when diz happined anna diz day him getted up early anna
wuz inna owrz furnt drifway dowin stuffz to da metal monztervan thingy...
we
howmsoefur feeld safe beclawz itaz airkondishun wented to da brige so we
figured we didunt hafta go to ted until da fall... da softz piem up iz too
hot inna bak fur uses ta all fit, den da furri wented away anna bringed
home
a new metalmonztervan thingy, we thinkz himz iz bein sneaky beclawz itz da
samkulur aza owlde one... but himz wuzint hot anna sweeti when himz kamed
in
so we thinkz he getted diz ban juzt so himz kuld torture uses by takin
uses
ta da ted!!!

we iz notted amuzed!!!

Tiger, sekatari of senior kitteez, who thinkz hizsef shulda hadda vote


Dis iss da mots conbowlooted cayse ob sneekyness I habb effur herd
obout.
Concatyoolayshuns on gidding in da out. Didded yoo pik up enny trooder
cents outsyd?
MeOwy


  #12  
Old July 23rd 10, 07:22 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default uh oh, we iz in furit now!!!

whenna hoominz goez into da catsinoz dey getsa card dat when dey putted
itsef inna slot machine gifez demselfz fudz... kinda kule ifin u azk
minesef, chester,
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...

whut kinda kard? Mosey

O T scratchees his head. Dem wud neffer get dere. Dem wud hafta bizit
all da casions tween here and dere, just to bizit anna get one of dem
kardz.


while we wuld likez owrzhoominztameet urown howze iz tootoofuraway fur
da summertimez, butted we willz putit onna soft lizt of winter timez
thingz hersef mite du, Storrmmee
"Mosey =^..^="


Oooo, kan dey kome heer wer et iz kewl in da out?
meowmee wuntz tew meet Soft n da Gramby
weee gotz AC in da meddlemonster n da howse tew..yeUP. Mosey

i knew it wuzint mine furreez fawlt, himz iz purrfekt... anna
waitiminute... ifin yourown gramby iz smilin dat muzt mean hersef anna
soft anna furi iz gowin onna twip, NO FARE!!!

storrmmee


"Granby" wrote in message
...
Da gramby smiled at diz kauze her duzen like being in da out in a
medalmoster wifout airkonditionz deze dayz. O T thinking that sumhow
it iz da grambyz fault and auntie soft kauze she likez a/c in da
medalmoster when it iz 100 in da out.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
ok so chezter figured howta push opin da bak skreen door, so fine,
me OEJ anna hizsef wented inna owt...
Trudi,stormmee, barbi anna MH stayed inna in... chester camed in
when da soft alled hizsef, I kamed in afur i howled atta dog thing
nezt door, anna oej kamed inna in juzt befur da watermonzterz
kamed... but dat iz notted da wurzt ofit...

da furri wuz gone when diz happined anna diz day him getted up early
anna wuz inna owrz furnt drifway dowin stuffz to da metal monztervan
thingy... we howmsoefur feeld safe beclawz itaz airkondishun wented
to da brige so we figured we didunt hafta go to ted until da fall...
da softz piem up iz too hot inna bak fur uses ta all fit, den da
furri wented away anna bringed home a new metalmonztervan thingy, we
thinkz himz iz bein sneaky beclawz itz da samkulur aza owlde one...
but himz wuzint hot anna sweeti when himz kamed in so we thinkz he
getted diz ban juzt so himz kuld torture uses by takin uses ta da
ted!!!

we iz notted amuzed!!!

Tiger, sekatari of senior kitteez, who thinkz hizsef shulda hadda
vote















  #13  
Old July 23rd 10, 08:26 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Posts: 570
Default uh oh, we iz in furit now!!!

Sundance high-fives hizown friend

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
i stayed owt fur a while anna snarled atta dog thing dat lifez behind uses,
it wuz kinda kule beclawz i wuz on MINE patio anna i wented toda ege anna
howled until it waked up anna barked anna madea hoominz dat diz dog thing
ownz yell at hizsef ta be qweet, Tiger, snickerin... i mite be owlde now
but i iz still gotit,
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Jul 22, 12:55 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
ok so chezter figured howta push opin da bak skreen door, so fine, me OEJ
anna hizsef wented inna owt...
Trudi,stormmee, barbi anna MH stayed inna in... chester camed in when da
soft alled hizsef, I kamed in afur i howled atta dog thing nezt door,
anna
oej kamed inna in juzt befur da watermonzterz kamed... but dat iz notted
da
wurzt ofit...

da furri wuz gone when diz happined anna diz day him getted up early anna
wuz inna owrz furnt drifway dowin stuffz to da metal monztervan thingy...
we
howmsoefur feeld safe beclawz itaz airkondishun wented to da brige so we
figured we didunt hafta go to ted until da fall... da softz piem up iz
too
hot inna bak fur uses ta all fit, den da furri wented away anna bringed
home
a new metalmonztervan thingy, we thinkz himz iz bein sneaky beclawz itz
da
samkulur aza owlde one... but himz wuzint hot anna sweeti when himz kamed
in
so we thinkz he getted diz ban juzt so himz kuld torture uses by takin
uses
ta da ted!!!

we iz notted amuzed!!!

Tiger, sekatari of senior kitteez, who thinkz hizsef shulda hadda vote


Dis iss da mots conbowlooted cayse ob sneekyness I habb effur herd
obout.
Concatyoolayshuns on gidding in da out. Didded yoo pik up enny trooder
cents outsyd?
MeOwy



  #14  
Old July 23rd 10, 08:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default uh oh, we iz in furit now!!!

tiger returns hi fife, how iz yourown howze izit hot der? Tiger
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Sundance high-fives hizown friend

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
i stayed owt fur a while anna snarled atta dog thing dat lifez behind
uses, it wuz kinda kule beclawz i wuz on MINE patio anna i wented toda ege
anna howled until it waked up anna barked anna madea hoominz dat diz dog
thing ownz yell at hizsef ta be qweet, Tiger, snickerin... i mite be owlde
now but i iz still gotit,
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Jul 22, 12:55 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
ok so chezter figured howta push opin da bak skreen door, so fine, me
OEJ
anna hizsef wented inna owt...
Trudi,stormmee, barbi anna MH stayed inna in... chester camed in when da
soft alled hizsef, I kamed in afur i howled atta dog thing nezt door,
anna
oej kamed inna in juzt befur da watermonzterz kamed... but dat iz notted
da
wurzt ofit...

da furri wuz gone when diz happined anna diz day him getted up early
anna
wuz inna owrz furnt drifway dowin stuffz to da metal monztervan
thingy... we
howmsoefur feeld safe beclawz itaz airkondishun wented to da brige so we
figured we didunt hafta go to ted until da fall... da softz piem up iz
too
hot inna bak fur uses ta all fit, den da furri wented away anna bringed
home
a new metalmonztervan thingy, we thinkz himz iz bein sneaky beclawz itz
da
samkulur aza owlde one... but himz wuzint hot anna sweeti when himz
kamed in
so we thinkz he getted diz ban juzt so himz kuld torture uses by takin
uses
ta da ted!!!

we iz notted amuzed!!!

Tiger, sekatari of senior kitteez, who thinkz hizsef shulda hadda vote


Dis iss da mots conbowlooted cayse ob sneekyness I habb effur herd
obout.
Concatyoolayshuns on gidding in da out. Didded yoo pik up enny trooder
cents outsyd?
MeOwy





  #15  
Old July 24th 10, 12:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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Posts: 1,203
Default uh oh, we iz in furit now!!!

On Fri, 23 Jul 2010 01:20:44 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

i stayed owt fur a while anna snarled atta dog thing dat lifez behind uses,
it wuz kinda kule beclawz i wuz on MINE patio anna i wented toda ege anna
howled until it waked up anna barked anna madea hoominz dat diz dog thing
ownz yell at hizsef ta be qweet, Tiger, snickerin... i mite be owlde now but
i iz still gotit,


My Hero!!

[smoochies!]

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/23/2010 7:17:11 PM
  #16  
Old July 24th 10, 12:54 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Posts: 1,590
Default uh oh, we iz in furit now!!!!

oh ai unnerstan gnow. yeUP.wen Meowmie wint tew Laz Vaygus, wiff hur
meowmie (RB gnow) n hur 2 sisftrz, bak in 1995 (befure ai wuz borned) hur
had tew putt koinz en da slot masheenz.
Hur wun abowt ninety toonas...waffs.. Mosey
....
whenna hoominz goez into da catsinoz dey getsa card dat when dey putted
itsef inna slot machine gifez demselfz fudz... kinda kule ifin u azk
minesef, chester,


"Mosey =^..^="
whut kinda kard? Mosey

O T scratchees his head. Dem wud neffer get dere. Dem wud hafta bizit
all da casions tween here and dere, just to bizit anna get one of dem
kardz.


while we wuld likez owrzhoominztameet urown howze iz tootoofuraway fur
da summertimez, butted we willz putit onna soft lizt of winter timez
thingz hersef mite du, Storrmmee
"Mosey =^..^="


Oooo, kan dey kome heer wer et iz kewl in da out?
meowmee wuntz tew meet Soft n da Gramby
weee gotz AC in da meddlemonster n da howse tew..yeUP. Mosey

i knew it wuzint mine furreez fawlt, himz iz purrfekt... anna
waitiminute... ifin yourown gramby iz smilin dat muzt mean hersef anna
soft anna furi iz gowin onna twip, NO FARE!!!

storrmmee


"Granby" wrote in message
...
Da gramby smiled at diz kauze her duzen like being in da out in a
medalmoster wifout airkonditionz deze dayz. O T thinking that
sumhow it iz da grambyz fault and auntie soft kauze she likez a/c in
da medalmoster when it iz 100 in da out.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
ok so chezter figured howta push opin da bak skreen door, so fine,
me OEJ anna hizsef wented inna owt...
Trudi,stormmee, barbi anna MH stayed inna in... chester camed in
when da soft alled hizsef, I kamed in afur i howled atta dog thing
nezt door, anna oej kamed inna in juzt befur da watermonzterz
kamed... but dat iz notted da wurzt ofit...

da furri wuz gone when diz happined anna diz day him getted up
early anna wuz inna owrz furnt drifway dowin stuffz to da metal
monztervan thingy... we howmsoefur feeld safe beclawz itaz
airkondishun wented to da brige so we figured we didunt hafta go to
ted until da fall... da softz piem up iz too hot inna bak fur uses
ta all fit, den da furri wented away anna bringed home a new
metalmonztervan thingy, we thinkz himz iz bein sneaky beclawz itz
da samkulur aza owlde one... but himz wuzint hot anna sweeti when
himz kamed in so we thinkz he getted diz ban juzt so himz kuld
torture uses by takin uses ta da ted!!!

we iz notted amuzed!!!

Tiger, sekatari of senior kitteez, who thinkz hizsef shulda hadda
vote

















  #17  
Old July 24th 10, 01:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Posts: 10,742
Default uh oh, we iz in furit now!!!!

wellz, da gramby izn going. Too komplikated to get rangementz made. Maybee
lader. 3 cats happy at least.
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
oh ai unnerstan gnow. yeUP.wen Meowmie wint tew Laz Vaygus, wiff hur
meowmie (RB gnow) n hur 2 sisftrz, bak in 1995 (befure ai wuz borned) hur
had tew putt koinz en da slot masheenz.
Hur wun abowt ninety toonas...waffs.. Mosey
...
whenna hoominz goez into da catsinoz dey getsa card dat when dey putted
itsef inna slot machine gifez demselfz fudz... kinda kule ifin u azk
minesef, chester,


"Mosey =^..^="
whut kinda kard? Mosey

O T scratchees his head. Dem wud neffer get dere. Dem wud hafta bizit
all da casions tween here and dere, just to bizit anna get one of dem
kardz.

while we wuld likez owrzhoominztameet urown howze iz tootoofuraway fur
da summertimez, butted we willz putit onna soft lizt of winter timez
thingz hersef mite du, Storrmmee
"Mosey =^..^="

Oooo, kan dey kome heer wer et iz kewl in da out?
meowmee wuntz tew meet Soft n da Gramby
weee gotz AC in da meddlemonster n da howse tew..yeUP. Mosey

i knew it wuzint mine furreez fawlt, himz iz purrfekt... anna
waitiminute... ifin yourown gramby iz smilin dat muzt mean hersef
anna soft anna furi iz gowin onna twip, NO FARE!!!

storrmmee


"Granby" wrote in message
...
Da gramby smiled at diz kauze her duzen like being in da out in a
medalmoster wifout airkonditionz deze dayz. O T thinking that
sumhow it iz da grambyz fault and auntie soft kauze she likez a/c
in da medalmoster when it iz 100 in da out.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
ok so chezter figured howta push opin da bak skreen door, so fine,
me OEJ anna hizsef wented inna owt...
Trudi,stormmee, barbi anna MH stayed inna in... chester camed in
when da soft alled hizsef, I kamed in afur i howled atta dog thing
nezt door, anna oej kamed inna in juzt befur da watermonzterz
kamed... but dat iz notted da wurzt ofit...

da furri wuz gone when diz happined anna diz day him getted up
early anna wuz inna owrz furnt drifway dowin stuffz to da metal
monztervan thingy... we howmsoefur feeld safe beclawz itaz
airkondishun wented to da brige so we figured we didunt hafta go
to ted until da fall... da softz piem up iz too hot inna bak fur
uses ta all fit, den da furri wented away anna bringed home a new
metalmonztervan thingy, we thinkz himz iz bein sneaky beclawz itz
da samkulur aza owlde one... but himz wuzint hot anna sweeti when
himz kamed in so we thinkz he getted diz ban juzt so himz kuld
torture uses by takin uses ta da ted!!!

we iz notted amuzed!!!

Tiger, sekatari of senior kitteez, who thinkz hizsef shulda hadda
vote



















  #18  
Old July 24th 10, 02:13 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default uh oh, we iz in furit now!!!

smoocheez bak, Tiger
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
news
On Fri, 23 Jul 2010 01:20:44 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

i stayed owt fur a while anna snarled atta dog thing dat lifez behind
uses,
it wuz kinda kule beclawz i wuz on MINE patio anna i wented toda ege anna
howled until it waked up anna barked anna madea hoominz dat diz dog thing
ownz yell at hizsef ta be qweet, Tiger, snickerin... i mite be owlde now
but
i iz still gotit,


My Hero!!

[smoochies!]

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/23/2010 7:17:11 PM



  #19  
Old July 24th 10, 02:16 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default uh oh, we iz in furit now!!!!

i keepz telin da hoominz i shulda getsa go to da catsino so i kuld see where
da fudz comez owt, but dey sayz da hoomin catsino iznotted kittee furndlee,
Chester the ingester
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
oh ai unnerstan gnow. yeUP.wen Meowmie wint tew Laz Vaygus, wiff hur
meowmie (RB gnow) n hur 2 sisftrz, bak in 1995 (befure ai wuz borned) hur
had tew putt koinz en da slot masheenz.
Hur wun abowt ninety toonas...waffs.. Mosey
...
whenna hoominz goez into da catsinoz dey getsa card dat when dey putted
itsef inna slot machine gifez demselfz fudz... kinda kule ifin u azk
minesef, chester,


"Mosey =^..^="
whut kinda kard? Mosey

O T scratchees his head. Dem wud neffer get dere. Dem wud hafta bizit
all da casions tween here and dere, just to bizit anna get one of dem
kardz.

while we wuld likez owrzhoominztameet urown howze iz tootoofuraway fur
da summertimez, butted we willz putit onna soft lizt of winter timez
thingz hersef mite du, Storrmmee
"Mosey =^..^="

Oooo, kan dey kome heer wer et iz kewl in da out?
meowmee wuntz tew meet Soft n da Gramby
weee gotz AC in da meddlemonster n da howse tew..yeUP. Mosey

i knew it wuzint mine furreez fawlt, himz iz purrfekt... anna
waitiminute... ifin yourown gramby iz smilin dat muzt mean hersef
anna soft anna furi iz gowin onna twip, NO FARE!!!

storrmmee


"Granby" wrote in message
...
Da gramby smiled at diz kauze her duzen like being in da out in a
medalmoster wifout airkonditionz deze dayz. O T thinking that
sumhow it iz da grambyz fault and auntie soft kauze she likez a/c
in da medalmoster when it iz 100 in da out.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
ok so chezter figured howta push opin da bak skreen door, so fine,
me OEJ anna hizsef wented inna owt...
Trudi,stormmee, barbi anna MH stayed inna in... chester camed in
when da soft alled hizsef, I kamed in afur i howled atta dog thing
nezt door, anna oej kamed inna in juzt befur da watermonzterz
kamed... but dat iz notted da wurzt ofit...

da furri wuz gone when diz happined anna diz day him getted up
early anna wuz inna owrz furnt drifway dowin stuffz to da metal
monztervan thingy... we howmsoefur feeld safe beclawz itaz
airkondishun wented to da brige so we figured we didunt hafta go
to ted until da fall... da softz piem up iz too hot inna bak fur
uses ta all fit, den da furri wented away anna bringed home a new
metalmonztervan thingy, we thinkz himz iz bein sneaky beclawz itz
da samkulur aza owlde one... but himz wuzint hot anna sweeti when
himz kamed in so we thinkz he getted diz ban juzt so himz kuld
torture uses by takin uses ta da ted!!!

we iz notted amuzed!!!

Tiger, sekatari of senior kitteez, who thinkz hizsef shulda hadda
vote



















  #20  
Old July 24th 10, 02:56 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Posts: 570
Default uh oh, we iz in furit now!!!

Well, itz nebber furry hot heer in da In, kuz Meowmie uzez da air
kundishinin. We haz to sit rite in da sun, or rite nekst to Meowmie or eech
uther to git warm. Evin so, akordin to da wether gesserz we heerz on da
radeeo fingy, it haz bin kolder dan uzual resintly in da Out.

Sundance

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
tiger returns hi fife, how iz yourown howze izit hot der? Tiger
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Sundance high-fives hizown friend

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
i stayed owt fur a while anna snarled atta dog thing dat lifez behind
uses, it wuz kinda kule beclawz i wuz on MINE patio anna i wented toda
ege anna howled until it waked up anna barked anna madea hoominz dat diz
dog thing ownz yell at hizsef ta be qweet, Tiger, snickerin... i mite be
owlde now but i iz still gotit,
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Jul 22, 12:55 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
ok so chezter figured howta push opin da bak skreen door, so fine, me
OEJ
anna hizsef wented inna owt...
Trudi,stormmee, barbi anna MH stayed inna in... chester camed in when
da
soft alled hizsef, I kamed in afur i howled atta dog thing nezt door,
anna
oej kamed inna in juzt befur da watermonzterz kamed... but dat iz
notted da
wurzt ofit...

da furri wuz gone when diz happined anna diz day him getted up early
anna
wuz inna owrz furnt drifway dowin stuffz to da metal monztervan
thingy... we
howmsoefur feeld safe beclawz itaz airkondishun wented to da brige so
we
figured we didunt hafta go to ted until da fall... da softz piem up iz
too
hot inna bak fur uses ta all fit, den da furri wented away anna bringed
home
a new metalmonztervan thingy, we thinkz himz iz bein sneaky beclawz itz
da
samkulur aza owlde one... but himz wuzint hot anna sweeti when himz
kamed in
so we thinkz he getted diz ban juzt so himz kuld torture uses by takin
uses
ta da ted!!!

we iz notted amuzed!!!

Tiger, sekatari of senior kitteez, who thinkz hizsef shulda hadda vote

Dis iss da mots conbowlooted cayse ob sneekyness I habb effur herd
obout.
Concatyoolayshuns on gidding in da out. Didded yoo pik up enny trooder
cents outsyd?
MeOwy







 




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