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Old March 27th 06, 07:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Mon, 27 Mar 2006 10:17:07 -0800, Sylvia M. wrote:


Sinze I yam hongree, I hab uh gudgud appeltyte, so I
kin shur need sum appletyzerz.

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee


Ahhh, well then Mlle. Pitoonya, do try sum ov zese oysterz on zee
half-shell, or zese shrimpees or zese langostino tayles wif drawn
nip-butter. Hands Pitoonya the plate while deftly popping a
langostino out of its shell and eating it.

pours wine and do haff sum ov zis nip-wine. Eet eez from my own
prifate cellar!

--
à bientôt,

Jacques
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Old March 27th 06, 10:33 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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I likez efurythin, Stormmee, thhinkin diz here boycat anna hersef haza lotz
in common
PixieDust413 wrote in message
oups.com...
[Buff colored adolescent cat with rings around his tail goes up
to the Fluffykits table] May I please have two bowls of nip tea?
Not the Long Island kind, just regular nip tea.


Absolutely! Here you go - two bowls of nip tea. Would you care for any
snacks to go wif dat?


Yes, please. Two Pouncies each on the side. You like Pouncies, don't
you, Stormmee?

Cousin Roscoe



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Old March 28th 06, 01:49 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Even big kitty food? [drops a few pellets of Hills Chicken &
Rice]

Cousin Roscoe P. Catrane
Future Sheriff of Catmerica

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...

I likez efurythin, Stormmee, thhinkin diz here boycat anna
hersef haza lotz
in common
PixieDust413 wrote in message
oups.com...
[Buff colored adolescent cat with rings around his tail
goes up
to the Fluffykits table] May I please have two bowls of
nip tea?
Not the Long Island kind, just regular nip tea.

Absolutely! Here you go - two bowls of nip tea. Would you
care for any
snacks to go wif dat?


Yes, please. Two Pouncies each on the side. You like
Pouncies, don't
you, Stormmee?

Cousin Roscoe



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Old March 28th 06, 04:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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yezyez yez!!! I onliezt eatz mine own crunchiez when furry katchez minesef
eatin da big kitty fudz, he sayed it iz betterer ifin i eatz mineown but
derz taztez better, juz like der wet fudz duz, Stormmee
ChildFree23 wrote in message
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Even big kitty food? [drops a few pellets of Hills Chicken &
Rice]

Cousin Roscoe P. Catrane
Future Sheriff of Catmerica

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...

I likez efurythin, Stormmee, thhinkin diz here boycat anna
hersef haza lotz
in common
PixieDust413 wrote in message
oups.com...
[Buff colored adolescent cat with rings around his tail
goes up
to the Fluffykits table] May I please have two bowls of
nip tea?
Not the Long Island kind, just regular nip tea.

Absolutely! Here you go - two bowls of nip tea. Would you
care for any
snacks to go wif dat?

Yes, please. Two Pouncies each on the side. You like
Pouncies, don't
you, Stormmee?

Cousin Roscoe





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Old March 28th 06, 06:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau" wrote in message
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On Mon, 27 Mar 2006 10:17:07 -0800, Sylvia M. wrote:


Sinze I yam hongree, I hab uh gudgud appeltyte, so I
kin shur need sum appletyzerz.

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee


Ahhh, well then Mlle. Pitoonya, do try sum ov zese oysterz on zee
half-shell, or zese shrimpees or zese langostino tayles wif drawn
nip-butter. Hands Pitoonya the plate while deftly popping a
langostino out of its shell and eating it.

pours wine and do haff sum ov zis nip-wine. Eet eez from my own
prifate cellar!

--
à bientôt,

Jacques


Wy fangu, Inspector. SeeFood iz mine flavorit.
dips a shrimp into the nip butter, and licks her paw

Ah this wine is sooo smooth, an the yeer sertanlee iz a gud wun.

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee

Sundance, have you tried this nip wine yet?


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Old March 28th 06, 07:06 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Sylvia M." wrote in message
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Wy fangu, Inspector. SeeFood iz mine flavorit.
dips a shrimp into the nip butter, and licks her paw

Ah this wine is sooo smooth, an the yeer sertanlee iz a gud wun.

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee

Sundance, have you tried this nip wine yet?


No, I haznt, I wuz watin fur yoo. Since yoo rekkamend it, I will hab a sip.

[Sundance takez a sip, then licks his lips and has a little more.]

MMM, dat iz furry gud! Yoo haz furry gud taste.

Sundance


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Old March 31st 06, 09:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Sundance" wrote in message
. com...
"Sylvia M." wrote in message
...

Wy fangu, Inspector. SeeFood iz mine flavorit.
dips a shrimp into the nip butter, and licks her paw

Ah this wine is sooo smooth, an the yeer sertanlee iz a gud wun.

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee

Sundance, have you tried this nip wine yet?


No, I haznt, I wuz watin fur yoo. Since yoo rekkamend it, I will hab a
sip.

[Sundance takez a sip, then licks his lips and has a little more.]

MMM, dat iz furry gud! Yoo haz furry gud taste.

Sundance

Mine Pawz tayzt gud tuu, wiff awl dat nip butter...snikkur

Pitoonya


 




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