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Old March 18th 12, 09:43 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default tour part 4

ok ucats we iz comin to da end offa tour

akrozz furm da kitchin anna dininrum iza lifin rum... it haz two winnerz
which luk onto da frunt, itz purtee kule beclawz der iz rum for more dan one
kittee, between da kitchum anna lifin rum iza little hallway whut goez to da
garage, now dat iza kule rum where da metal monzter lifez anna sinze itz not
all full it akshulee lifez in der, to da lefte az ursef iz facin da garge
door iz a huge food closet where foodz for kitteez anna hoominz lifez along
wif lotsa ofur stuff ta kuk wif anna alla owrz kittee suppliez lifz in der
az well... to da rite iza koat klozet where da hoominz keepsa koatz anna
jacketz, awso thingz dat mite hafta go to da metal monzter liksa koolerz fur
fudz anna winner skraperz.

Da lifin rum haza door to da owt, anna four or five heater monzter bentz, in
diz rum iz awso a little lof seat anna chanr, anna rite now der iza stand
fur da pishure box but no pishure box, it sadly didunt surfife da
firemonzterz liksa fixer peoplez sayed it did.

gowin back down da hall der iza nofur klozet whut soft iz uzing fur storage
of thingz wif no purminint home yet liksa kissa mowze dekorashunz anna extra
boxes offa embelopez.

a brief pawz den storrmmee walks softly to a clozed door and points to it
then returnz to da lifin rum...

diz iz offikally kalled da guezt bedrum, but rite now its where da hoominz
sweepz beclawz da furnishre dat softz mom gifted hersef iz in der, da soft
bein lazee putted it in der beclawz she didunt wantsa mofe it when dey getsa
real furnishure dey will sweepz on... it haza winner to da frunt, a bed, a
dresser where a pishure box lifez on top of, a chest of drawerz where sum
clothez lifez a nit stand anna nofur klozet, diz klozet haza gud klothez
anna kloze what soft iz kurrintlee to fluffy to wear, it awso haza trafel
bags anna some offize suppliez...

da door iz pulled klozed beclawz mine furee iz in der anna himz duzint feel
beree gud anna hoominz tedz sayed himz needsa sleep all himz wantz...
anofur pawz, anna slight puffing of tail and bak furz...

NO CAT iz lowed in der or to dizturb da furree at all wifowt mine purmissin,

I furgetted to say atta furnt offa howze inna lifin rum iza door to da owt
whut haza porch onit, diz awso will be skrened in fur owrz summertime
injoymintz,rite now itz still kule beclawz da lifinrum winnerz iz unner da
porch anna so efin when it rainz doze winnerz kan be opin...

In concluzin, owrz hoze iz abowt da purteezet in owrz little rural town whut
iz surrownded wiffa kornz feildz, der iz a few howzes dat iz biggerer and
one or twu whut iz purteer, but ofurall we iz satizifeed dat da soft anna
furee gifed uses a nize new howze, which willz du fur uses anna hoominz...
now all we hasta du iz maksa soft pwant sum grasses anna tweez so dat we kan
ooglez da burdeez,

I wuld really like to fank each anna efurione who kamed to owrz new howze
partee anna now letz letz eatz more fudz anna haf dwinkz.

Storrmmee


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Old March 18th 12, 06:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Harri Roadcat
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Default tour part 4

Fangu fur da tour. Dis is a furry nice howse. I 'specially like all da
warmair vents in da lifin room. Mineown howse is seriously lacking in dis
area.

Harri
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Old March 18th 12, 06:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default tour part 4

we liksa amownt of deze warmerz butted soft iz grumblin abowt der pwacmint,
hersf sayz dey iz inna way of future furnishure, i mineownself thinks da
furnishure kan juzt be differint, warm kitteez iz more impurtint,

storrmmee
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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Fangu fur da tour. Dis is a furry nice howse. I 'specially like all da
warmair vents in da lifin room. Mineown howse is seriously lacking in dis
area.

Harri



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Old March 26th 12, 12:38 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default tour part 4

Round heer dey put da furniture ware dey wantz it, an iffin da warmair
vent iz behind da furniture, datz dat. No respekt fur kittiez at all.

Booker

On 3/18/2012 10:32 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
we liksa amownt of deze warmerz butted soft iz grumblin abowt der pwacmint,
hersf sayz dey iz inna way of future furnishure, i mineownself thinks da
furnishure kan juzt be differint, warm kitteez iz more impurtint,

storrmmee
"Harri wrote in message
...
Fangu fur da tour. Dis is a furry nice howse. I 'specially like all da
warmair vents in da lifin room. Mineown howse is seriously lacking in dis
area.

Harri



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Old March 26th 12, 12:52 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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Default tour part 4


sayme heer, but weh keap warm wen we nead tew. yeUP. Mosey fur hiz hoam


Round heer dey put da furniture ware dey wantz it, an iffin da warmair vent
iz behind da furniture, datz dat. No respekt fur kittiez at all.


Booker


On 3/18/2012 10:32 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
we liksa amownt of deze warmerz butted soft iz grumblin abowt der
pwacmint,
hersf sayz dey iz inna way of future furnishure, i mineownself thinks da
furnishure kan juzt be differint, warm kitteez iz more impurtint,

storrmmee


Fangu fur da tour. Dis is a furry nice howse. I 'specially like all da
warmair vents in da lifin room. Mineown howse is seriously lacking in dis
area.

Harri




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Old April 2nd 12, 12:18 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default tour part 4

well dat iz juzt rude to kufur up da warmerz, OEJ
"Booker" wrote in message
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Round heer dey put da furniture ware dey wantz it, an iffin da warmair
vent iz behind da furniture, datz dat. No respekt fur kittiez at all.

Booker

On 3/18/2012 10:32 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
we liksa amownt of deze warmerz butted soft iz grumblin abowt der
pwacmint,
hersf sayz dey iz inna way of future furnishure, i mineownself thinks da
furnishure kan juzt be differint, warm kitteez iz more impurtint,

storrmmee
"Harri wrote in message
...
Fangu fur da tour. Dis is a furry nice howse. I 'specially like all da
warmair vents in da lifin room. Mineown howse is seriously lacking in
dis
area.

Harri





 




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