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Is dere any uffur handicapted kitteez out dere?



 
 
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  #1  
Old April 12th 04, 04:00 AM
Sundance and/or Rebecca
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Default Is dere any uffur handicapted kitteez out dere?

Dis here is Rebecca. My Meownie sez I iz herown special handicapted kittee.
I iz not shur wut dat meenz, but it muss be gud beclawz she alwaze gibz me
extra pettingz wen she sez it. Kan any uffur kitteez esplain diss to me? I
wud like to no wut diss meenz -- maybe I can use it fur sum avantage.

[Rebecca moves over so Sundance can get to the keyboard]

Dis here is Sundance, Rebecca's bruffur. I wud like to unnerstan dis so I
kan get sum extra pettingz, too! Fangks!

Youz kan see are pichers heer:

--
Sundance and/or Rebecca
(Meowmie sez yoo hafta "do the math" to email us)


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Old April 12th 04, 04:14 AM
Tabitha Kitten
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Dis here is Rebecca. My Meownie sez I iz herown special handicapted kittee.
I iz not shur wut dat meenz, but it muss be gud beclawz she alwaze gibz me
extra pettingz wen she sez it. Kan any uffur kitteez esplain diss to me? I
wud like to no wut diss meenz -- maybe I can use it fur sum avantage.

[Rebecca moves over so Sundance can get to the keyboard]

Dis here is Sundance, Rebecca's bruffur. I wud like to unnerstan dis so I
kan get sum extra pettingz, too! Fangks!

Youz kan see are pichers heer:



Well, Rebecca, it usually means dat somefing about yourown body works
different dan hoomins fink it should. One of da fings about hoomins is
dat dey usually duzn't really unnerstand how us kitties work, so doze of
you wif parts dat work in special ways get a label, like "handicapped".
All it means is dat you is a special kitty wif special ways of doing fings.

Welcome to da group, bof of you! I fink you'll find dat dis is a really
good group of kitties.

Tabitha Kitten

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Old April 12th 04, 04:33 AM
Mlle. Anaïs
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HiHi kitteez!

I'ze Anaïs, anna I'ze pleezed to meet yourownselves, anna welkum to da
noosgroop. Dere are furry nice kitteez heer.

Da furless won likez da pikture uv youze guys inna da nest...

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote:
Dis here is Rebecca. My Meownie sez I iz herown special handicapted
kittee. I iz not shur wut dat meenz, but it muss be gud beclawz she
alwaze gibz me extra pettingz wen she sez it. Kan any uffur kitteez
esplain diss to me? I wud like to no wut diss meenz -- maybe I can
use it fur sum avantage.

[Rebecca moves over so Sundance can get to the keyboard]

Dis here is Sundance, Rebecca's bruffur. I wud like to unnerstan
dis so I kan get sum extra pettingz, too! Fangks!

Youz kan see are pichers heer:


--
Sundance and/or Rebecca
(Meowmie sez yoo hafta "do the math" to email us)



  #4  
Old April 12th 04, 05:35 AM
m. L. Briggs
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On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 03:00:25 GMT, "Sundance and/or Rebecca"
wrote:

Dis here is Rebecca. My Meownie sez I iz herown special handicapted kittee.
I iz not shur wut dat meenz, but it muss be gud beclawz she alwaze gibz me
extra pettingz wen she sez it. Kan any uffur kitteez esplain diss to me? I
wud like to no wut diss meenz -- maybe I can use it fur sum avantage.

[Rebecca moves over so Sundance can get to the keyboard]

Dis here is Sundance, Rebecca's bruffur. I wud like to unnerstan dis so I
kan get sum extra pettingz, too! Fangks!

Youz kan see are pichers heer:

Such cuddlebunnies!
  #5  
Old April 12th 04, 06:24 AM
Sundance and/or Rebecca
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Oh, den Meowmie muss be tawkin abowt mine eye an mine leg. I only haz wun
eye, an wun ub mine legs duznt werk az well az da uffur wunz. Meowmie sez I
muss hab been in sum kind ub aksident befur she dopted me. I still getz
arown fine, dough, an I kan run az fass az Sundance. Sundance, maybe you
kan gif me wun ub yourown eyes and pretend to limp, den Meowmie will gib you
extra pettingz, too.

[Sundance rushes to the keyboard]

No, fangks, Rebecca. Im keepin mineown eyes, fangu furry much. I gotz
mineown waze ub gettin extra pettingz.

--
Sundance and/or Rebecca
Pix at (do the math)

"Tabitha Kitten" wrote in message
...
Dis here is Rebecca. My Meownie sez I iz herown special handicapted

kittee.
I iz not shur wut dat meenz, but it muss be gud beclawz she alwaze gibz

me
extra pettingz wen she sez it. Kan any uffur kitteez esplain diss to

me? I
wud like to no wut diss meenz -- maybe I can use it fur sum avantage.

[Rebecca moves over so Sundance can get to the keyboard]

Dis here is Sundance, Rebecca's bruffur. I wud like to unnerstan dis so

I
kan get sum extra pettingz, too! Fangks!

Youz kan see are pichers heer:




Well, Rebecca, it usually means dat somefing about yourown body works
different dan hoomins fink it should. One of da fings about hoomins is
dat dey usually duzn't really unnerstand how us kitties work, so doze of
you wif parts dat work in special ways get a label, like "handicapped".
All it means is dat you is a special kitty wif special ways of doing

fings.

Welcome to da group, bof of you! I fink you'll find dat dis is a really
good group of kitties.

Tabitha Kitten



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Old April 12th 04, 06:52 AM
Sundance and/or Rebecca
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Fangu, Anaïs. We luked at yourown picher, too, an you is furry bootiful.
Now I noze why Meowmie sez I haz medeeum hair, not long hair -- yourown hair
iz much longer dan mineown. --Rebecca

--
Sundance and/or Rebecca
Pix at (do the math)

"Mlle. Anaïs" wrote in message
...
HiHi kitteez!

I'ze Anaïs, anna I'ze pleezed to meet yourownselves, anna welkum to da
noosgroop. Dere are furry nice kitteez heer.

Da furless won likez da pikture uv youze guys inna da nest...

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com



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Old April 13th 04, 05:53 AM
Sundance and/or Rebecca
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Oh, BK, it iz nice to meet yoo. Diss is Rebecca. Ize sorree yur bak legs
dont werk gud, but Ize glad yoo kan get arown. Duz yur missing disk or yur
legs hert yoo? Myown used-to-be-eye duznt hert, but sumtimes I get suprised
wen sumwun gets close to me on dat side. Myown funnee leg duzn't hurt,
eeder, it juss makes me limp. Meowmie gibs me medisin called "Cosequin" (I
copeed dat frum da boddel) to help my joynts. She mikses it in myown wet
foods. Duz yoo hab to take anee medisin?

I didn't no dere was pardees heer. Wut is dey like? Ize a liddel bit shy
an I don no if I'd be cumferbul dere. Sundance wud probly like it, dough.
He cant type rite now beclaws hez bizzy playin wid a plastik boks.

Fangks fur ritin. I wondur if dere is more ub uss arown here.

--
Sundance and/or Rebecca
Pix at (do the math)

"Mary Lu" wrote in message
om...

Hi, Rebecca & Sundance! I'm Baby Kitty & I am misin uh disk btween 2
vurtybra. thiz meens mine bak legs don't wurk 2 gud but iffen I want
2 get on top uf thu bukkases, i do! I just haf 2 wurk at it a lot.
Me & Sweet William haf gud, gud times chasin eech uthurs. sumtimes
mine legs slide but we haf fun enneeway. i'll luk 4 u at thu next
pardee & we kan haf fun 2gethur. BK



  #10  
Old April 13th 04, 10:03 AM
Tabitha Kitten
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Oh, BK, it iz nice to meet yoo. Diss is Rebecca. Ize sorree yur bak legs
dont werk gud, but Ize glad yoo kan get arown. Duz yur missing disk or yur
legs hert yoo? Myown used-to-be-eye duznt hert, but sumtimes I get suprised
wen sumwun gets close to me on dat side. Myown funnee leg duzn't hurt,
eeder, it juss makes me limp. Meowmie gibs me medisin called "Cosequin" (I
copeed dat frum da boddel) to help my joynts. She mikses it in myown wet
foods. Duz yoo hab to take anee medisin?

I didn't no dere was pardees heer. Wut is dey like? Ize a liddel bit shy
an I don no if I'd be cumferbul dere. Sundance wud probly like it, dough.
He cant type rite now beclaws hez bizzy playin wid a plastik boks.

Fangks fur ritin. I wondur if dere is more ub uss arown here.



Rebecca, you'z would prolly haf a great time at our parties! I'z a
liddle bit shy too, but da kitties here is a great bunch of kitties, and
dey goes out of dere way to make new kitties feel welcome, and you'z
never hab to do anyfing you'z don't want to do. We'z always have lots of
yummy food, and nip wine and nip tea, and if you'z feel like dancin dere
are always kitties to danz wif (an it'z okay of you'z dance wif a limp,
as long as your leg duzn't hurt). An it'z always fun to watch da udder
kitties - especially da baby kitties - play.

In fact, if you want to check one out, we're over at Clarence's right
now fur his birfday pawty. I'd be glad to show where to teleport to, and
to sit wif you if you'd like to come and just watch fur a while.

Tabitha Kitten

 




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