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#21
August 6th 11, 08:42 PM
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at the lake
Oh noe, dat is tew bad..ai kan ulwayz port sum uf dem fudz ofur tew wer yew
liff OT, Dew yew gize seda bitties maykin sand kassels in da playpin dat Tooya put cuie pi en? hur n Mayyz n Tygur r habbin sew mutrch fuhn. waffs. et iz sew nise tew hab bitties heer ugin. nae wee gits 3 uff dem, cutie, Tygur n Mayzy n dey r awl da sayme age Mosey n MeOwy iz ursef sure or iza gramby keepinit fur hersef anna owtside doggiez? OEJ, plumberz heper O T goes over to where the Two Sisters have put out the food. A bit embarrassed, he says, I tried a bit of each of dem, day don't haff diz kine of fudz where I libez. .... as OT pulls into the lake area all the kittes start looking out the windows for the right spot... barbi gets really excited, she shouts there!!! right there OT, pull into that spot, its in the shade of those trees and right by the beach... we can pickinik just under those trees and no hoomins won't see uses annd the beech, well it lukz purtee prifit for sand sorts of things... barbi [A porter twinkles and two small Zot girls step out wearing white linen sundresses, straw hats with a rose in the band, and sunglesses. They are carrying a basket] Meow Kitties! Both: How is everykitty today? Cybčle: We haff sum goodies heer! Oriane: Yes, we do. The human went to the German butcher tonight, and was foolish to leave the bag ob goodies owt. Cybčle: So we kinda helped oweselbes... [giggling] Oriane: Letz see... dis one sez landerjagen - itz a flat sausage fingy (tastes it)umm, kinda beef and garlic... Cybčle: Dis iz Cervelat [nibbles] umm a smoked salami... And dis iz a smokjed Bratwurst.... and dis is a ring-sausage, ummm, datz gud! Oriane: Scuse me, piggy, but we brot doze fur ober kittes, not your chubby widdle self! Cybčle: I Iz not chubby! Datz furz! I is fwuffy! Ob cawze I'll share... [reluctantly puts them out for everykitty] Oriane: Datz beddwer! [walks over and grooms Cybčle's ears and neck, who then dus the same to Oriane] Cybčle: Aww, I wub yoo, sifur! Oriane: And I wubs yoo too! Cybčle: Well, kitties, dis luks wike a lubly spot... Oriane: Yes, it duz. SHall we getz a dwink? Cybčle: Yes indeed. [Walk to bar] Oriane: Meow, Barcat! I'd wike an El Floridita, pweeze! Cybčle:Make dat two, pweeze! [turns to sister and whispers: "Whats dat?"] Oriane: I dunno. Buttid da hooman dwinks dem, and da last fing ob hiz dat we twied, dat Oranj Manhattan wuz pwetty gud... Cybčle:[Barcat pours their drinks; the girls paw him over a few toonas for a tip] Fangu!, Well, cheers! Oriane: Cheers! [hedbut] Cybčle:Lets see, I sees Pitoonya [waves] and Rebecca [waves] Oriane: And dere's Sundance and Harri [waves] Cybčle:[whispers] dis is such a nice groop, izn't it? Oriane: [whispers back] Yes, nice kitties! -- Purrs, Cybčle & Oriane "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 8/5/2011 8:01:25 PM 
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#22
August 6th 11, 08:53 PM
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at the lake
just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in skatez anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz sumwhere elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz... da soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze, barbi "The Two Sisters" wrote in message .. . On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote: barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets da same as dem den... diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez home wif ursef unlezz ursef wantz, Cybčle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da hoomanawl to owrselbes! Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry tasty! [Lists glass] and Cheerz! -- Purrs, Cybčle & Oriane "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM
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#23
August 6th 11, 09:35 PM
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at the lake
It iz so peaceful heer. I need peace.
Da Tom Cat On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, "Storrmmee" wrote: barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets da same as dem den... diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez home wif ursef unlezz ursef wantz, barbi "The Two Sisters" wrote in message . .. On Thu, 4 Aug 2011 06:06:24 -0500, Storrmmee wrote: as OT pulls into the lake area all the kittes start looking out the windows for the right spot... barbi gets really excited, she shouts there!!! right there OT, pull into that spot, its in the shade of those trees and right by the beach... we can pickinik just under those trees and no hoomins won't see uses annd the beech, well it lukz purtee prifit for sand sorts of things... barbi [A porter twinkles and two small Zot girls step out wearing white linen sundresses, straw hats with a rose in the band, and sunglesses. They are carrying a basket] Meow Kitties! Both: How is everykitty today? Cybčle: We haff sum goodies heer! Oriane: Yes, we do. The human went to the German butcher tonight, and was foolish to leave the bag ob goodies owt. Cybčle: So we kinda helped oweselbes... [giggling] Oriane: Letz see... dis one sez landerjagen - itz a flat sausage fingy (tastes it)umm, kinda beef and garlic... Cybčle: Dis iz Cervelat [nibbles] umm a smoked salami... And dis iz a smokjed Bratwurst.... and dis is a ring-sausage, ummm, datz gud! Oriane: Scuse me, piggy, but we brot doze fur ober kittes, not your chubby widdle self! Cybčle: I Iz not chubby! Datz furz! I is fwuffy! Ob cawze I'll share... [reluctantly puts them out for everykitty] Oriane: Datz beddwer! [walks over and grooms Cybčle's ears and neck, who then dus the same to Oriane] Cybčle: Aww, I wub yoo, sifur! Oriane: And I wubs yoo too! Cybčle: Well, kitties, dis luks wike a lubly spot... Oriane: Yes, it duz. SHall we getz a dwink? Cybčle: Yes indeed. [Walk to bar] Oriane: Meow, Barcat! I'd wike an El Floridita, pweeze! Cybčle:Make dat two, pweeze! [turns to sister and whispers: "Whats dat?"] Oriane: I dunno. Buttid da hooman dwinks dem, and da last fing ob hiz dat we twied, dat Oranj Manhattan wuz pwetty gud... Cybčle:[Barcat pours their drinks; the girls paw him over a few toonas for a tip] Fangu!, Well, cheers! Oriane: Cheers! [hedbut] Cybčle:Lets see, I sees Pitoonya [waves] and Rebecca [waves] Oriane: And dere's Sundance and Harri [waves] Cybčle:[whispers] dis is such a nice groop, izn't it? Oriane: [whispers back] Yes, nice kitties! -- Purrs, Cybčle & Oriane "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 8/5/2011 8:01:25 PM
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#24
August 6th 11, 09:42 PM
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at the lake
O T sees a strange Tom Cat about to take a nap on a large tree limb. Hawloo
Mr. tom U iz welkom here and dere iz plentie of fudz if u iz hungrii. "John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message news 
It iz so peaceful heer. I need peace. Da Tom Cat On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, "Storrmmee" wrote: barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets da same as dem den... diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez home wif ursef unlezz ursef wantz, barbi "The Two Sisters" wrote in message . .. On Thu, 4 Aug 2011 06:06:24 -0500, Storrmmee wrote: as OT pulls into the lake area all the kittes start looking out the windows for the right spot... barbi gets really excited, she shouts there!!! right there OT, pull into that spot, its in the shade of those trees and right by the beach... we can pickinik just under those trees and no hoomins won't see uses annd the beech, well it lukz purtee prifit for sand sorts of things... barbi [A porter twinkles and two small Zot girls step out wearing white linen sundresses, straw hats with a rose in the band, and sunglesses. They are carrying a basket] Meow Kitties! Both: How is everykitty today? Cybčle: We haff sum goodies heer! Oriane: Yes, we do. The human went to the German butcher tonight, and was foolish to leave the bag ob goodies owt. Cybčle: So we kinda helped oweselbes... [giggling] Oriane: Letz see... dis one sez landerjagen - itz a flat sausage fingy (tastes it)umm, kinda beef and garlic... Cybčle: Dis iz Cervelat [nibbles] umm a smoked salami... And dis iz a smokjed Bratwurst.... and dis is a ring-sausage, ummm, datz gud! Oriane: Scuse me, piggy, but we brot doze fur ober kittes, not your chubby widdle self! Cybčle: I Iz not chubby! Datz furz! I is fwuffy! Ob cawze I'll share... [reluctantly puts them out for everykitty] Oriane: Datz beddwer! [walks over and grooms Cybčle's ears and neck, who then dus the same to Oriane] Cybčle: Aww, I wub yoo, sifur! Oriane: And I wubs yoo too! Cybčle: Well, kitties, dis luks wike a lubly spot... Oriane: Yes, it duz. SHall we getz a dwink? Cybčle: Yes indeed. [Walk to bar] Oriane: Meow, Barcat! I'd wike an El Floridita, pweeze! Cybčle:Make dat two, pweeze! [turns to sister and whispers: "Whats dat?"] Oriane: I dunno. Buttid da hooman dwinks dem, and da last fing ob hiz dat we twied, dat Oranj Manhattan wuz pwetty gud... Cybčle:[Barcat pours their drinks; the girls paw him over a few toonas for a tip] Fangu!, Well, cheers! Oriane: Cheers! [hedbut] Cybčle:Lets see, I sees Pitoonya [waves] and Rebecca [waves] Oriane: And dere's Sundance and Harri [waves] Cybčle:[whispers] dis is such a nice groop, izn't it? Oriane: [whispers back] Yes, nice kitties! -- Purrs, Cybčle & Oriane "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 8/5/2011 8:01:25 PM
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#25
August 6th 11, 09:43 PM
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at the lake
welcome tomcat, how iz ursef dowin? barbi
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message news It iz so peaceful heer. I need peace. Da Tom Cat On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, "Storrmmee" wrote: barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets da same as dem den... diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez home wif ursef unlezz ursef wantz, barbi "The Two Sisters" wrote in message ... On Thu, 4 Aug 2011 06:06:24 -0500, Storrmmee wrote: as OT pulls into the lake area all the kittes start looking out the windows for the right spot... barbi gets really excited, she shouts there!!! right there OT, pull into that spot, its in the shade of those trees and right by the beach... we can pickinik just under those trees and no hoomins won't see uses annd the beech, well it lukz purtee prifit for sand sorts of things... barbi [A porter twinkles and two small Zot girls step out wearing white linen sundresses, straw hats with a rose in the band, and sunglesses. They are carrying a basket] Meow Kitties! Both: How is everykitty today? Cybčle: We haff sum goodies heer! Oriane: Yes, we do. The human went to the German butcher tonight, and was foolish to leave the bag ob goodies owt. Cybčle: So we kinda helped oweselbes... [giggling] Oriane: Letz see... dis one sez landerjagen - itz a flat sausage fingy (tastes it)umm, kinda beef and garlic... Cybčle: Dis iz Cervelat [nibbles] umm a smoked salami... And dis iz a smokjed Bratwurst.... and dis is a ring-sausage, ummm, datz gud! Oriane: Scuse me, piggy, but we brot doze fur ober kittes, not your chubby widdle self! Cybčle: I Iz not chubby! Datz furz! I is fwuffy! Ob cawze I'll share... [reluctantly puts them out for everykitty] Oriane: Datz beddwer! [walks over and grooms Cybčle's ears and neck, who then dus the same to Oriane] Cybčle: Aww, I wub yoo, sifur! Oriane: And I wubs yoo too! Cybčle: Well, kitties, dis luks wike a lubly spot... Oriane: Yes, it duz. SHall we getz a dwink? Cybčle: Yes indeed. [Walk to bar] Oriane: Meow, Barcat! I'd wike an El Floridita, pweeze! Cybčle:Make dat two, pweeze! [turns to sister and whispers: "Whats dat?"] Oriane: I dunno. Buttid da hooman dwinks dem, and da last fing ob hiz dat we twied, dat Oranj Manhattan wuz pwetty gud... Cybčle:[Barcat pours their drinks; the girls paw him over a few toonas for a tip] Fangu!, Well, cheers! Oriane: Cheers! [hedbut] Cybčle:Lets see, I sees Pitoonya [waves] and Rebecca [waves] Oriane: And dere's Sundance and Harri [waves] Cybčle:[whispers] dis is such a nice groop, izn't it? Oriane: [whispers back] Yes, nice kitties! -- Purrs, Cybčle & Oriane "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 8/5/2011 8:01:25 PM
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#26
August 6th 11, 09:43 PM
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at the lake
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun. OEJ is
lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz. Wilow jumps up and goes in search of her friend. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed willow? i heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in skatez anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz sumwhere elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz... da soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze, barbi "The Two Sisters" wrote in message .. . On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote: barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets da same as dem den... diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez home wif ursef unlezz ursef wantz, Cybčle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da hoomanawl to owrselbes! Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry tasty! [Lists glass] and Cheerz! -- Purrs, Cybčle & Oriane "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM
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#27
August 6th 11, 09:46 PM
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at the lake
OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...
since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt heard onna radio... da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da hoomin womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez hoomin sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ "Gramby" wrote in message ... Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun. OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz. Wilow jumps up and goes in search of her friend. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed willow? i heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in skatez anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz sumwhere elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz... da soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze, barbi "The Two Sisters" wrote in message .. . On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote: barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets da same as dem den... diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez home wif ursef unlezz ursef wantz, Cybčle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da hoomanawl to owrselbes! Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry tasty! [Lists glass] and Cheerz! -- Purrs, Cybčle & Oriane "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM
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#28
August 6th 11, 09:51 PM
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Usses tew, weh iz gunna tayke uh nap gnow , Mosey n MeOwy [wooks att cutie, Mayzy n Tygur play in da playpen] Anti Mimzy n Unka BobQat wyl wach dem wile weh awl nap owt. It iz so peaceful heer. I need peace. Da Tom Cat barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets da same as dem den... diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez home wif ursef unlezz ursef wantz, barbi as OT pulls into the lake area all the kittes start looking out the windows for the right spot... barbi gets really excited, she shouts there!!! right there OT, pull into that spot, its in the shade of those trees and right by the beach... we can pickinik just under those trees and no hoomins won't see uses annd the beech, well it lukz purtee prifit for sand sorts of things... barbi [A porter twinkles and two small Zot girls step out wearing white linen sundresses, straw hats with a rose in the band, and sunglesses. They are carrying a basket] Meow Kitties! Both: How is everykitty today? Cybčle: We haff sum goodies heer! Oriane: Yes, we do. The human went to the German butcher tonight, and was foolish to leave the bag ob goodies owt. Cybčle: So we kinda helped oweselbes... [giggling] Oriane: Letz see... dis one sez landerjagen - itz a flat sausage fingy (tastes it)umm, kinda beef and garlic... Cybčle: Dis iz Cervelat [nibbles] umm a smoked salami... And dis iz a smokjed Bratwurst.... and dis is a ring-sausage, ummm, datz gud! Oriane: Scuse me, piggy, but we brot doze fur ober kittes, not your chubby widdle self! Cybčle: I Iz not chubby! Datz furz! I is fwuffy! Ob cawze I'll share... [reluctantly puts them out for everykitty] Oriane: Datz beddwer! [walks over and grooms Cybčle's ears and neck, who then dus the same to Oriane] Cybčle: Aww, I wub yoo, sifur! Oriane: And I wubs yoo too! Cybčle: Well, kitties, dis luks wike a lubly spot... Oriane: Yes, it duz. SHall we getz a dwink? Cybčle: Yes indeed. [Walk to bar] Oriane: Meow, Barcat! I'd wike an El Floridita, pweeze! Cybčle:Make dat two, pweeze! [turns to sister and whispers: "Whats dat?"] Oriane: I dunno. Buttid da hooman dwinks dem, and da last fing ob hiz dat we twied, dat Oranj Manhattan wuz pwetty gud... Cybčle:[Barcat pours their drinks; the girls paw him over a few toonas for a tip] Fangu!, Well, cheers! Oriane: Cheers! [hedbut] Cybčle:Lets see, I sees Pitoonya [waves] and Rebecca [waves] Oriane: And dere's Sundance and Harri [waves] Cybčle:[whispers] dis is such a nice groop, izn't it? Oriane: [whispers back] Yes, nice kitties! -- Purrs, Cybčle & Oriane "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 8/5/2011 8:01:25 PM
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#29
August 6th 11, 10:20 PM
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at the lake
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady like, Harri
kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur... since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt heard onna radio... da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da hoomin womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez hoomin sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ "Gramby" wrote in message ... Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun. OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz. Wilow jumps up and goes in search of her friend. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed willow? i heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in skatez anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz sumwhere elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz... da soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze, barbi "The Two Sisters" wrote in message .. . On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote: barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets da same as dem den... diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez home wif ursef unlezz ursef wantz, Cybčle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da hoomanawl to owrselbes! Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry tasty! [Lists glass] and Cheerz! -- Purrs, Cybčle & Oriane "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM
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#30
August 6th 11, 11:07 PM
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I was hungry but i need calm more than fudz.
Until a monf ago I was in da out fighting the other Tom Cats and it was notted peaceful. Now I am in da in chilling out, and ported to da tree limb for a big snooze. Da Tom Cat On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 15:42:19 -0500, "Gramby" wrote: O T sees a strange Tom Cat about to take a nap on a large tree limb. Hawloo Mr. tom U iz welkom here and dere iz plentie of fudz if u iz hungrii. "John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message news
It iz so peaceful heer. I need peace. Da Tom Cat On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, "Storrmmee" wrote: barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets da same as dem den... diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez home wif ursef unlezz ursef wantz, barbi "The Two Sisters" wrote in message ... On Thu, 4 Aug 2011 06:06:24 -0500, Storrmmee wrote: as OT pulls into the lake area all the kittes start looking out the windows for the right spot... barbi gets really excited, she shouts there!!! right there OT, pull into that spot, its in the shade of those trees and right by the beach... we can pickinik just under those trees and no hoomins won't see uses annd the beech, well it lukz purtee prifit for sand sorts of things... barbi [A porter twinkles and two small Zot girls step out wearing white linen sundresses, straw hats with a rose in the band, and sunglesses. They are carrying a basket] Meow Kitties! Both: How is everykitty today? Cybčle: We haff sum goodies heer! Oriane: Yes, we do. The human went to the German butcher tonight, and was foolish to leave the bag ob goodies owt. Cybčle: So we kinda helped oweselbes... [giggling] Oriane: Letz see... dis one sez landerjagen - itz a flat sausage fingy (tastes it)umm, kinda beef and garlic... Cybčle: Dis iz Cervelat [nibbles] umm a smoked salami... And dis iz a smokjed Bratwurst.... and dis is a ring-sausage, ummm, datz gud! Oriane: Scuse me, piggy, but we brot doze fur ober kittes, not your chubby widdle self! Cybčle: I Iz not chubby! Datz furz! I is fwuffy! Ob cawze I'll share... [reluctantly puts them out for everykitty] Oriane: Datz beddwer! [walks over and grooms Cybčle's ears and neck, who then dus the same to Oriane] Cybčle: Aww, I wub yoo, sifur! Oriane: And I wubs yoo too! Cybčle: Well, kitties, dis luks wike a lubly spot... Oriane: Yes, it duz. SHall we getz a dwink? Cybčle: Yes indeed. [Walk to bar] Oriane: Meow, Barcat! I'd wike an El Floridita, pweeze! Cybčle:Make dat two, pweeze! [turns to sister and whispers: "Whats dat?"] Oriane: I dunno. Buttid da hooman dwinks dem, and da last fing ob hiz dat we twied, dat Oranj Manhattan wuz pwetty gud... Cybčle:[Barcat pours their drinks; the girls paw him over a few toonas for a tip] Fangu!, Well, cheers! Oriane: Cheers! [hedbut] Cybčle:Lets see, I sees Pitoonya [waves] and Rebecca [waves] Oriane: And dere's Sundance and Harri [waves] Cybčle:[whispers] dis is such a nice groop, izn't it? Oriane: [whispers back] Yes, nice kitties! -- Purrs, Cybčle & Oriane "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 8/5/2011 8:01:25 PM
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