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#171
January 1st 04, 07:05 PM
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Concatulashunz, Sir TV !!!
Dyna, Mizty eyed furrom da wunnurfull sereymony "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... and the whole while the newly "sirred" TV is still just in awe of his friend and thinking, I feelz very lucky butted was doin as myown kittymom, Miss Violette teached me to be...He thinks also, anofur tunaroll might be nice as well Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote in message ... Tabitha Kitten bounces up to the stereo and shuts it off Could I have everykittie's attention please? We haz somefing very special lined up. Please come over here to de side yard wif me... kitties follow Tabitha Kitten over to the side yard. Torches are burning along the fence, giving the yard a very dramatic appearance. At the far end they see a red velvet pillow with a red carpet before it. Tabitha: Efurrykitty please have a seat. I fink Cleopatra is about ready to begin. Cleopatra Silvercat comes around the front of the house and takes a seat on the velvet pillow. Cleopatra: Welcome, everykitty. I am Cleopatra Silvercat. When I was a tiny baby kitten my kittymomma told me that I could be anything I wanted to be, even ruler of all I survey. My early kitten years were somewhat difficult, but when I adopted my first human family they told me the same thing. So after several months of consideration I decided they were right, and I was indeed ruler of all I survey. I didn't survey much territory until this road trip, but I did claim my right anyway to the title of Empress. In my journeys I have encountered very few kitties who properly recognize my regal nature. It is my intention this night to recognize one very special kitty who has shown his generous nature, his preparedness, and his willingness to help others. This kitty has shared of his personal store of food, has accompanied my royal personage whenever I've left the safety of the RV, and has paid close attention to the location of our travelling companion kittens when they might wander into a dangerous area. TV kitty, please approach. TV kitty walks up the red carpet, accompanied by Tabitha Kitten on his right and Sammy Kitten on his left. When he reaches the the end of the carpet he stands facing Cleopatra. TV kitty, you have shown your outstanding qualities and shining character traits. It is my intention to induct you into the Knighthood. Cleopatra approaches TV kitty, then gives TV kitty a gentle swat on his left shoulder, on his right shoulder, and on top of his head TV kitty, I pronounce you to be a member of the Society of Feline Nobility. Wear the title proudly. All kitties, I now present to you Sir TV. Cleopatra gives TV a gentle nuzzle Now, shall we all return to the party and celebrate? Cleopatra and TV kitty walk down the red carpet together to return to the party patio 
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#172
January 1st 04, 07:47 PM
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I isa onliest asa good asa myown partener... TV, very happy Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: Dis is a wonnerful parti, and while it isa nice here itsa efin bettere cause you is myown date, I think anofur nip roll wouuld be grand, Doez you wanna go anna dance? TV, just glad to be there That sounds good! You are an *excellent* dancer... Cleopatra
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#173
January 1st 04, 07:47 PM
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I isa onliest asa good asa myown partener... TV, very happy Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: Dis is a wonnerful parti, and while it isa nice here itsa efin bettere cause you is myown date, I think anofur nip roll wouuld be grand, Doez you wanna go anna dance? TV, just glad to be there That sounds good! You are an *excellent* dancer... Cleopatra
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#174
January 1st 04, 07:54 PM
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MMMMM fishies, dis soundz wonnerful, Tiger, getting out his black tux, anna
startin hisown list,,, Flowers , nip wine, and carob/nip candi... He setz the porter anna knocks onna door at zactly 3 minutes until 8:00, hopin he doez notted do anythin ta mess up Buddhist traditions... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Dat's wunnerful, Tiger! We'z Boodhist here, anna today is a furry auspicious day. Not only dat, we'ze libs inna Asian nayborhud, anna alla da shopkeepers put out dere bestest stuff fur Noo Yerz - anna dere are lotsa fishie stores! I'zl teleport da furless one to Japan (he won't mind, hehehe) anna get reddy. Maybee 8'oclock? Mlle. Anaïs, eggsicted starts her "to-do" list: Hmmmm, teleport human away; buy fishees anna desserts, set da tabbel wit candles... She looks in her closet for a simple black dress... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: I wuuld love an alone dinner wif you, Dis is a very wonnerful way ta start da new year... Tiger, blushing but proud Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Lez get ourz parti hatz anna noizemakerz, Tiger, anna join da uder kitteez fur da parti, Tiger. Anna maybe tomorrow we can teleport fur a noo yerz day dinner fur jus da too ov us, if you'z'd like... Mlle. Anaïs, liking her new friend, and hoping he'll say 'yes'... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: I lookz outta winnow sometimez atta birdies anna ofur stuffz, anna I spect some stuffz along wif soft's fud so I unnerstan bout da facinatin things ouut der, we lives inna little bitty place where deri is onliest bout 200 hoomanz cludin mine. We all likez it here cause it is mostly veryquite. Tiger returns the head rub with a wink and anofur huge smile. Ifin you isa readi we can start for the parti... Tiger thinkin da parti willz be fun but wishin dat dis here quiet cuuld go on fur awhile more... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Fangu furry much, Tiger! Anaïs takes the teacup and gently butts Tiger's head. I'zll tell yoo a bit about me, now. Y'kno dat dis iz a noo hooman fur me, anna dat I'ze wuz a show kittee in a cattery in da country before dis. Now, I'ze a onlycat, anna my noo job I'ze da chief 'spector atta mineown howse. I'ze dere to innaspect efurryting! Effurry time a closet or drawer openz, I'ze dere to 'spect what's innaside ov it. Anna I 'spects de Out a lot, thru da winnow. I'ze sits dere inna da sunlite, anna fur hourz anna hourz I'ze watch alla da business inna da street. We'ze rite neer Mey York citee, anna all kindz ov hoomans walk by da window alla day anna nite: big ones little ones, alla colors, anna wearin alla kindz ov hatz! Toibans, yarmulkas, veils... Furry, furry fascinatin. I'ze luvs ta watch outta da window. I'd luff to be yourown date fur da parti tonite, Tiger. I'ze cudn't tink ov a better way ov bringin' in da Noo Yeer dan wit yoo! gently rubs her cheek against Tiger's, leans back, and gives a big smile to Tiger Mlle. Anaïs, feeling very grown up for a three year old kittie, now on her own... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: Letz sit her anna jus drink ourown tea, We can soclize when we getz back inna RV. I heard Sam kitten anna OEJ talkin anna it lookz like ifin nocat objects we isa goin ta a Turkeybird place fur a New Yearz Eve parti, Wuuld be myownn date fur da parti?... * Tiger pours more tea anna scootz hisown chair a little closer, he sets the cup down anna pours the cream anna gives his new friend a whisker rub as he sits back... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Boy, Tiger, dat's sum story! Anna da bes part is da endink: dat yoo haff yur onetroohome dats warm anna cozy ann dat yoo haff enuff to eat! Anna youze a brave kittee, bein in da Out anna all. I'ze nebber, nebber been inna da Out, eben tho I'ze been in airyplanez. You'ze such a big, strong boykittee dats kwite da adbenturrer! Anaïs leans over and gives Tiger a quick snurgle. I'ze glad dat I'z your fren! Wanna sit heer anna drink nip tea by our ownselves, or soshulize wid da odder kitteez? Mlle Anaïs, thinking that it would be nice to have a date with Tiger on New Year's eve... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
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#175
January 1st 04, 07:54 PM
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MMMMM fishies, dis soundz wonnerful, Tiger, getting out his black tux, anna
startin hisown list,,, Flowers , nip wine, and carob/nip candi... He setz the porter anna knocks onna door at zactly 3 minutes until 8:00, hopin he doez notted do anythin ta mess up Buddhist traditions... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Dat's wunnerful, Tiger! We'z Boodhist here, anna today is a furry auspicious day. Not only dat, we'ze libs inna Asian nayborhud, anna alla da shopkeepers put out dere bestest stuff fur Noo Yerz - anna dere are lotsa fishie stores! I'zl teleport da furless one to Japan (he won't mind, hehehe) anna get reddy. Maybee 8'oclock? Mlle. Anaïs, eggsicted starts her "to-do" list: Hmmmm, teleport human away; buy fishees anna desserts, set da tabbel wit candles... She looks in her closet for a simple black dress... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: I wuuld love an alone dinner wif you, Dis is a very wonnerful way ta start da new year... Tiger, blushing but proud Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Lez get ourz parti hatz anna noizemakerz, Tiger, anna join da uder kitteez fur da parti, Tiger. Anna maybe tomorrow we can teleport fur a noo yerz day dinner fur jus da too ov us, if you'z'd like... Mlle. Anaïs, liking her new friend, and hoping he'll say 'yes'... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: I lookz outta winnow sometimez atta birdies anna ofur stuffz, anna I spect some stuffz along wif soft's fud so I unnerstan bout da facinatin things ouut der, we lives inna little bitty place where deri is onliest bout 200 hoomanz cludin mine. We all likez it here cause it is mostly veryquite. Tiger returns the head rub with a wink and anofur huge smile. Ifin you isa readi we can start for the parti... Tiger thinkin da parti willz be fun but wishin dat dis here quiet cuuld go on fur awhile more... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Fangu furry much, Tiger! Anaïs takes the teacup and gently butts Tiger's head. I'zll tell yoo a bit about me, now. Y'kno dat dis iz a noo hooman fur me, anna dat I'ze wuz a show kittee in a cattery in da country before dis. Now, I'ze a onlycat, anna my noo job I'ze da chief 'spector atta mineown howse. I'ze dere to innaspect efurryting! Effurry time a closet or drawer openz, I'ze dere to 'spect what's innaside ov it. Anna I 'spects de Out a lot, thru da winnow. I'ze sits dere inna da sunlite, anna fur hourz anna hourz I'ze watch alla da business inna da street. We'ze rite neer Mey York citee, anna all kindz ov hoomans walk by da window alla day anna nite: big ones little ones, alla colors, anna wearin alla kindz ov hatz! Toibans, yarmulkas, veils... Furry, furry fascinatin. I'ze luvs ta watch outta da window. I'd luff to be yourown date fur da parti tonite, Tiger. I'ze cudn't tink ov a better way ov bringin' in da Noo Yeer dan wit yoo! gently rubs her cheek against Tiger's, leans back, and gives a big smile to Tiger Mlle. Anaïs, feeling very grown up for a three year old kittie, now on her own... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: Letz sit her anna jus drink ourown tea, We can soclize when we getz back inna RV. I heard Sam kitten anna OEJ talkin anna it lookz like ifin nocat objects we isa goin ta a Turkeybird place fur a New Yearz Eve parti, Wuuld be myownn date fur da parti?... * Tiger pours more tea anna scootz hisown chair a little closer, he sets the cup down anna pours the cream anna gives his new friend a whisker rub as he sits back... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Boy, Tiger, dat's sum story! Anna da bes part is da endink: dat yoo haff yur onetroohome dats warm anna cozy ann dat yoo haff enuff to eat! Anna youze a brave kittee, bein in da Out anna all. I'ze nebber, nebber been inna da Out, eben tho I'ze been in airyplanez. You'ze such a big, strong boykittee dats kwite da adbenturrer! Anaïs leans over and gives Tiger a quick snurgle. I'ze glad dat I'z your fren! Wanna sit heer anna drink nip tea by our ownselves, or soshulize wid da odder kitteez? Mlle Anaïs, thinking that it would be nice to have a date with Tiger on New Year's eve... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
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#176
January 1st 04, 10:11 PM
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A small cream and white Persian is looking at herself in her mirror.
She chooses a simple black dress and a turquiose and silver collar, and puts a dab of kittee perfume behind each ear. The doorbell rings, and a handsome, large tiger-striped kittee in a tux is at the door. "HiHi, Tiger, Happy Nooo Yeer!, as she gives him a big hug. My, yoo luk hansum all dwessed up! Welcum to my compartment! Anna don wurry bout Boodhist traditionz, we'ze furry loose 'round heer!" Anna dose are sum wunnerful gifs, Tiger! I'll put da fwoerz onna da table. Anna such delicious kittee-candies! You'ze soooo sweet!" gives Tiger anoffer hug "Why don yoo relacks while I'ze put da finishing touches onna da dinner? Sumfin to drink? I'ze got some single-malt nipScotch..." Anaïs walks over to the bar, and pours Tiger a nipScotch. "Heer, Tiger. Yoo sit inna da Lazee-Cat recliner while I finish inna da kitchen, OK? Wood yoo like sum musik?" She walks over to the stereo. "Todayz Milt Jackson's 80th birfday. He played da vibraaphone fur da Modern Jazz Quartet, anna I likes to pway da vibes anna be-bop jazz; itz frum da 50s. Or maybee sum Brubeck?" As she passes the Buddhist altar, she nods toward it, and lights a stick of incense. "Heerz a nice smell fur yoo while I'ze finishin, OK?" Tiger takes the nipScotch, looks around and settles back in the recliner. "I'ze made shrimpee-paste aroun' sugar-cane fur ann appitizer, sweet-patater anna shrimppe paste balls - wit a whole shrimpee inna de center (dere Vietnamese fudz) anna a whole red-snapper wit a black-bean sauce fur da main courses. We gotz sum nip-Gewirtztraminer wine anna rice-cakes wit red bean fillink fur dessert (red beenz is lucky fur Noo Yeerz). Howz dat sound? Anaïs looks over the table, pours some wine, lights two candles and puts the shrimpeez onna sugar cane onna da plates. "Tiger! Ready to eat?" Mlle. Anaïs, feeling very grown-up for a 3-year old; and very happy that she has such a goodcat that's handsome to boot, for a date... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: MMMMM fishies, dis soundz wonnerful, Tiger, getting out his black tux, anna startin hisown list,,, Flowers , nip wine, and carob/nip candi... He setz the porter anna knocks onna door at zactly 3 minutes until 8:00, hopin he doez notted do anythin ta mess up Buddhist traditions... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Dat's wunnerful, Tiger! We'z Boodhist here, anna today is a furry auspicious day. Not only dat, we'ze libs inna Asian nayborhud, anna alla da shopkeepers put out dere bestest stuff fur Noo Yerz - anna dere are lotsa fishie stores! I'zl teleport da furless one to Japan (he won't mind, hehehe) anna get reddy. Maybee 8'oclock? Mlle. Anaïs, eggsicted starts her "to-do" list: Hmmmm, teleport human away; buy fishees anna desserts, set da tabbel wit candles... She looks in her closet for a simple black dress... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: I wuuld love an alone dinner wif you, Dis is a very wonnerful way ta start da new year... Tiger, blushing but proud Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Lez get ourz parti hatz anna noizemakerz, Tiger, anna join da uder kitteez fur da parti, Tiger. Anna maybe tomorrow we can teleport fur a noo yerz day dinner fur jus da too ov us, if you'z'd like... Mlle. Anaïs, liking her new friend, and hoping he'll say 'yes'... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: I lookz outta winnow sometimez atta birdies anna ofur stuffz, anna I spect some stuffz along wif soft's fud so I unnerstan bout da facinatin things ouut der, we lives inna little bitty place where deri is onliest bout 200 hoomanz cludin mine. We all likez it here cause it is mostly veryquite. Tiger returns the head rub with a wink and anofur huge smile. Ifin you isa readi we can start for the parti... Tiger thinkin da parti willz be fun but wishin dat dis here quiet cuuld go on fur awhile more... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Fangu furry much, Tiger! Anaïs takes the teacup and gently butts Tiger's head. I'zll tell yoo a bit about me, now. Y'kno dat dis iz a noo hooman fur me, anna dat I'ze wuz a show kittee in a cattery in da country before dis. Now, I'ze a onlycat, anna my noo job I'ze da chief 'spector atta mineown howse. I'ze dere to innaspect efurryting! Effurry time a closet or drawer openz, I'ze dere to 'spect what's innaside ov it. Anna I 'spects de Out a lot, thru da winnow. I'ze sits dere inna da sunlite, anna fur hourz anna hourz I'ze watch alla da business inna da street. We'ze rite neer Mey York citee, anna all kindz ov hoomans walk by da window alla day anna nite: big ones little ones, alla colors, anna wearin alla kindz ov hatz! Toibans, yarmulkas, veils... Furry, furry fascinatin. I'ze luvs ta watch outta da window. I'd luff to be yourown date fur da parti tonite, Tiger. I'ze cudn't tink ov a better way ov bringin' in da Noo Yeer dan wit yoo! gently rubs her cheek against Tiger's, leans back, and gives a big smile to Tiger Mlle. Anaïs, feeling very grown up for a three year old kittie, now on her own... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: Letz sit her anna jus drink ourown tea, We can soclize when we getz back inna RV. I heard Sam kitten anna OEJ talkin anna it lookz like ifin nocat objects we isa goin ta a Turkeybird place fur a New Yearz Eve parti, Wuuld be myownn date fur da parti?... * Tiger pours more tea anna scootz hisown chair a little closer, he sets the cup down anna pours the cream anna gives his new friend a whisker rub as he sits back... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Boy, Tiger, dat's sum story! Anna da bes part is da endink: dat yoo haff yur onetroohome dats warm anna cozy ann dat yoo haff enuff to eat! Anna youze a brave kittee, bein in da Out anna all. I'ze nebber, nebber been inna da Out, eben tho I'ze been in airyplanez. You'ze such a big, strong boykittee dats kwite da adbenturrer! Anaïs leans over and gives Tiger a quick snurgle. I'ze glad dat I'z your fren! Wanna sit heer anna drink nip tea by our ownselves, or soshulize wid da odder kitteez? Mlle Anaïs, thinking that it would be nice to have a date with Tiger on New Year's eve... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
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January 1st 04, 10:11 PM
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A small cream and white Persian is looking at herself in her mirror.
She chooses a simple black dress and a turquiose and silver collar, and puts a dab of kittee perfume behind each ear. The doorbell rings, and a handsome, large tiger-striped kittee in a tux is at the door. "HiHi, Tiger, Happy Nooo Yeer!, as she gives him a big hug. My, yoo luk hansum all dwessed up! Welcum to my compartment! Anna don wurry bout Boodhist traditionz, we'ze furry loose 'round heer!" Anna dose are sum wunnerful gifs, Tiger! I'll put da fwoerz onna da table. Anna such delicious kittee-candies! You'ze soooo sweet!" gives Tiger anoffer hug "Why don yoo relacks while I'ze put da finishing touches onna da dinner? Sumfin to drink? I'ze got some single-malt nipScotch..." Anaïs walks over to the bar, and pours Tiger a nipScotch. "Heer, Tiger. Yoo sit inna da Lazee-Cat recliner while I finish inna da kitchen, OK? Wood yoo like sum musik?" She walks over to the stereo. "Todayz Milt Jackson's 80th birfday. He played da vibraaphone fur da Modern Jazz Quartet, anna I likes to pway da vibes anna be-bop jazz; itz frum da 50s. Or maybee sum Brubeck?" As she passes the Buddhist altar, she nods toward it, and lights a stick of incense. "Heerz a nice smell fur yoo while I'ze finishin, OK?" Tiger takes the nipScotch, looks around and settles back in the recliner. "I'ze made shrimpee-paste aroun' sugar-cane fur ann appitizer, sweet-patater anna shrimppe paste balls - wit a whole shrimpee inna de center (dere Vietnamese fudz) anna a whole red-snapper wit a black-bean sauce fur da main courses. We gotz sum nip-Gewirtztraminer wine anna rice-cakes wit red bean fillink fur dessert (red beenz is lucky fur Noo Yeerz). Howz dat sound? Anaïs looks over the table, pours some wine, lights two candles and puts the shrimpeez onna sugar cane onna da plates. "Tiger! Ready to eat?" Mlle. Anaïs, feeling very grown-up for a 3-year old; and very happy that she has such a goodcat that's handsome to boot, for a date... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: MMMMM fishies, dis soundz wonnerful, Tiger, getting out his black tux, anna startin hisown list,,, Flowers , nip wine, and carob/nip candi... He setz the porter anna knocks onna door at zactly 3 minutes until 8:00, hopin he doez notted do anythin ta mess up Buddhist traditions... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Dat's wunnerful, Tiger! We'z Boodhist here, anna today is a furry auspicious day. Not only dat, we'ze libs inna Asian nayborhud, anna alla da shopkeepers put out dere bestest stuff fur Noo Yerz - anna dere are lotsa fishie stores! I'zl teleport da furless one to Japan (he won't mind, hehehe) anna get reddy. Maybee 8'oclock? Mlle. Anaïs, eggsicted starts her "to-do" list: Hmmmm, teleport human away; buy fishees anna desserts, set da tabbel wit candles... She looks in her closet for a simple black dress... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: I wuuld love an alone dinner wif you, Dis is a very wonnerful way ta start da new year... Tiger, blushing but proud Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Lez get ourz parti hatz anna noizemakerz, Tiger, anna join da uder kitteez fur da parti, Tiger. Anna maybe tomorrow we can teleport fur a noo yerz day dinner fur jus da too ov us, if you'z'd like... Mlle. Anaïs, liking her new friend, and hoping he'll say 'yes'... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: I lookz outta winnow sometimez atta birdies anna ofur stuffz, anna I spect some stuffz along wif soft's fud so I unnerstan bout da facinatin things ouut der, we lives inna little bitty place where deri is onliest bout 200 hoomanz cludin mine. We all likez it here cause it is mostly veryquite. Tiger returns the head rub with a wink and anofur huge smile. Ifin you isa readi we can start for the parti... Tiger thinkin da parti willz be fun but wishin dat dis here quiet cuuld go on fur awhile more... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Fangu furry much, Tiger! Anaïs takes the teacup and gently butts Tiger's head. I'zll tell yoo a bit about me, now. Y'kno dat dis iz a noo hooman fur me, anna dat I'ze wuz a show kittee in a cattery in da country before dis. Now, I'ze a onlycat, anna my noo job I'ze da chief 'spector atta mineown howse. I'ze dere to innaspect efurryting! Effurry time a closet or drawer openz, I'ze dere to 'spect what's innaside ov it. Anna I 'spects de Out a lot, thru da winnow. I'ze sits dere inna da sunlite, anna fur hourz anna hourz I'ze watch alla da business inna da street. We'ze rite neer Mey York citee, anna all kindz ov hoomans walk by da window alla day anna nite: big ones little ones, alla colors, anna wearin alla kindz ov hatz! Toibans, yarmulkas, veils... Furry, furry fascinatin. I'ze luvs ta watch outta da window. I'd luff to be yourown date fur da parti tonite, Tiger. I'ze cudn't tink ov a better way ov bringin' in da Noo Yeer dan wit yoo! gently rubs her cheek against Tiger's, leans back, and gives a big smile to Tiger Mlle. Anaïs, feeling very grown up for a three year old kittie, now on her own... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: Letz sit her anna jus drink ourown tea, We can soclize when we getz back inna RV. I heard Sam kitten anna OEJ talkin anna it lookz like ifin nocat objects we isa goin ta a Turkeybird place fur a New Yearz Eve parti, Wuuld be myownn date fur da parti?... * Tiger pours more tea anna scootz hisown chair a little closer, he sets the cup down anna pours the cream anna gives his new friend a whisker rub as he sits back... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Boy, Tiger, dat's sum story! Anna da bes part is da endink: dat yoo haff yur onetroohome dats warm anna cozy ann dat yoo haff enuff to eat! Anna youze a brave kittee, bein in da Out anna all. I'ze nebber, nebber been inna da Out, eben tho I'ze been in airyplanez. You'ze such a big, strong boykittee dats kwite da adbenturrer! Anaïs leans over and gives Tiger a quick snurgle. I'ze glad dat I'z your fren! Wanna sit heer anna drink nip tea by our ownselves, or soshulize wid da odder kitteez? Mlle Anaïs, thinking that it would be nice to have a date with Tiger on New Year's eve... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
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January 2nd 04, 08:00 AM
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*Tiger is so impressed he can say nothing but he looks around again and is
more than ready to return hugs, Then he finds his whiskers and...* OOHHH I like any kind of fishy stuffz... Dem beanz soundz nice also... I willz try dis scotch, I betz itsa good wif nip innit. He thinkz anna den says... I doez notted care what music you playz, I likes almos anykind of music butted later we willz want some slow dancin music... Tiger then stands up ready to hold the chair for this very charming girlcat... Just a teeny worried bout their age difference, but not so much that he feelz the need to leave... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... A small cream and white Persian is looking at herself in her mirror. She chooses a simple black dress and a turquiose and silver collar, and puts a dab of kittee perfume behind each ear. The doorbell rings, and a handsome, large tiger-striped kittee in a tux is at the door. "HiHi, Tiger, Happy Nooo Yeer!, as she gives him a big hug. My, yoo luk hansum all dwessed up! Welcum to my compartment! Anna don wurry bout Boodhist traditionz, we'ze furry loose 'round heer!" Anna dose are sum wunnerful gifs, Tiger! I'll put da fwoerz onna da table. Anna such delicious kittee-candies! You'ze soooo sweet!" gives Tiger anoffer hug "Why don yoo relacks while I'ze put da finishing touches onna da dinner? Sumfin to drink? I'ze got some single-malt nipScotch..." Anaïs walks over to the bar, and pours Tiger a nipScotch. "Heer, Tiger. Yoo sit inna da Lazee-Cat recliner while I finish inna da kitchen, OK? Wood yoo like sum musik?" She walks over to the stereo. "Todayz Milt Jackson's 80th birfday. He played da vibraaphone fur da Modern Jazz Quartet, anna I likes to pway da vibes anna be-bop jazz; itz frum da 50s. Or maybee sum Brubeck?" As she passes the Buddhist altar, she nods toward it, and lights a stick of incense. "Heerz a nice smell fur yoo while I'ze finishin, OK?" Tiger takes the nipScotch, looks around and settles back in the recliner. "I'ze made shrimpee-paste aroun' sugar-cane fur ann appitizer, sweet-patater anna shrimppe paste balls - wit a whole shrimpee inna de center (dere Vietnamese fudz) anna a whole red-snapper wit a black-bean sauce fur da main courses. We gotz sum nip-Gewirtztraminer wine anna rice-cakes wit red bean fillink fur dessert (red beenz is lucky fur Noo Yeerz). Howz dat sound? Anaïs looks over the table, pours some wine, lights two candles and puts the shrimpeez onna sugar cane onna da plates. "Tiger! Ready to eat?" Mlle. Anaïs, feeling very grown-up for a 3-year old; and very happy that she has such a goodcat that's handsome to boot, for a date... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: MMMMM fishies, dis soundz wonnerful, Tiger, getting out his black tux, anna startin hisown list,,, Flowers , nip wine, and carob/nip candi... He setz the porter anna knocks onna door at zactly 3 minutes until 8:00, hopin he doez notted do anythin ta mess up Buddhist traditions... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Dat's wunnerful, Tiger! We'z Boodhist here, anna today is a furry auspicious day. Not only dat, we'ze libs inna Asian nayborhud, anna alla da shopkeepers put out dere bestest stuff fur Noo Yerz - anna dere are lotsa fishie stores! I'zl teleport da furless one to Japan (he won't mind, hehehe) anna get reddy. Maybee 8'oclock? Mlle. Anaïs, eggsicted starts her "to-do" list: Hmmmm, teleport human away; buy fishees anna desserts, set da tabbel wit candles... She looks in her closet for a simple black dress... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: I wuuld love an alone dinner wif you, Dis is a very wonnerful way ta start da new year... Tiger, blushing but proud Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Lez get ourz parti hatz anna noizemakerz, Tiger, anna join da uder kitteez fur da parti, Tiger. Anna maybe tomorrow we can teleport fur a noo yerz day dinner fur jus da too ov us, if you'z'd like... Mlle. Anaïs, liking her new friend, and hoping he'll say 'yes'... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: I lookz outta winnow sometimez atta birdies anna ofur stuffz, anna I spect some stuffz along wif soft's fud so I unnerstan bout da facinatin things ouut der, we lives inna little bitty place where deri is onliest bout 200 hoomanz cludin mine. We all likez it here cause it is mostly veryquite. Tiger returns the head rub with a wink and anofur huge smile. Ifin you isa readi we can start for the parti... Tiger thinkin da parti willz be fun but wishin dat dis here quiet cuuld go on fur awhile more... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Fangu furry much, Tiger! Anaïs takes the teacup and gently butts Tiger's head. I'zll tell yoo a bit about me, now. Y'kno dat dis iz a noo hooman fur me, anna dat I'ze wuz a show kittee in a cattery in da country before dis. Now, I'ze a onlycat, anna my noo job I'ze da chief 'spector atta mineown howse. I'ze dere to innaspect efurryting! Effurry time a closet or drawer openz, I'ze dere to 'spect what's innaside ov it. Anna I 'spects de Out a lot, thru da winnow. I'ze sits dere inna da sunlite, anna fur hourz anna hourz I'ze watch alla da business inna da street. We'ze rite neer Mey York citee, anna all kindz ov hoomans walk by da window alla day anna nite: big ones little ones, alla colors, anna wearin alla kindz ov hatz! Toibans, yarmulkas, veils... Furry, furry fascinatin. I'ze luvs ta watch outta da window. I'd luff to be yourown date fur da parti tonite, Tiger. I'ze cudn't tink ov a better way ov bringin' in da Noo Yeer dan wit yoo! gently rubs her cheek against Tiger's, leans back, and gives a big smile to Tiger Mlle. Anaïs, feeling very grown up for a three year old kittie, now on her own... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: Letz sit her anna jus drink ourown tea, We can soclize when we getz back inna RV. I heard Sam kitten anna OEJ talkin anna it lookz like ifin nocat objects we isa goin ta a Turkeybird place fur a New Yearz Eve parti, Wuuld be myownn date fur da parti?... * Tiger pours more tea anna scootz hisown chair a little closer, he sets the cup down anna pours the cream anna gives his new friend a whisker rub as he sits back... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Boy, Tiger, dat's sum story! Anna da bes part is da endink: dat yoo haff yur onetroohome dats warm anna cozy ann dat yoo haff enuff to eat! Anna youze a brave kittee, bein in da Out anna all. I'ze nebber, nebber been inna da Out, eben tho I'ze been in airyplanez. You'ze such a big, strong boykittee dats kwite da adbenturrer! Anaïs leans over and gives Tiger a quick snurgle. I'ze glad dat I'z your fren! Wanna sit heer anna drink nip tea by our ownselves, or soshulize wid da odder kitteez? Mlle Anaïs, thinking that it would be nice to have a date with Tiger on New Year's eve... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
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*Tiger is so impressed he can say nothing but he looks around again and is
more than ready to return hugs, Then he finds his whiskers and...* OOHHH I like any kind of fishy stuffz... Dem beanz soundz nice also... I willz try dis scotch, I betz itsa good wif nip innit. He thinkz anna den says... I doez notted care what music you playz, I likes almos anykind of music butted later we willz want some slow dancin music... Tiger then stands up ready to hold the chair for this very charming girlcat... Just a teeny worried bout their age difference, but not so much that he feelz the need to leave... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... A small cream and white Persian is looking at herself in her mirror. She chooses a simple black dress and a turquiose and silver collar, and puts a dab of kittee perfume behind each ear. The doorbell rings, and a handsome, large tiger-striped kittee in a tux is at the door. "HiHi, Tiger, Happy Nooo Yeer!, as she gives him a big hug. My, yoo luk hansum all dwessed up! Welcum to my compartment! Anna don wurry bout Boodhist traditionz, we'ze furry loose 'round heer!" Anna dose are sum wunnerful gifs, Tiger! I'll put da fwoerz onna da table. Anna such delicious kittee-candies! You'ze soooo sweet!" gives Tiger anoffer hug "Why don yoo relacks while I'ze put da finishing touches onna da dinner? Sumfin to drink? I'ze got some single-malt nipScotch..." Anaïs walks over to the bar, and pours Tiger a nipScotch. "Heer, Tiger. Yoo sit inna da Lazee-Cat recliner while I finish inna da kitchen, OK? Wood yoo like sum musik?" She walks over to the stereo. "Todayz Milt Jackson's 80th birfday. He played da vibraaphone fur da Modern Jazz Quartet, anna I likes to pway da vibes anna be-bop jazz; itz frum da 50s. Or maybee sum Brubeck?" As she passes the Buddhist altar, she nods toward it, and lights a stick of incense. "Heerz a nice smell fur yoo while I'ze finishin, OK?" Tiger takes the nipScotch, looks around and settles back in the recliner. "I'ze made shrimpee-paste aroun' sugar-cane fur ann appitizer, sweet-patater anna shrimppe paste balls - wit a whole shrimpee inna de center (dere Vietnamese fudz) anna a whole red-snapper wit a black-bean sauce fur da main courses. We gotz sum nip-Gewirtztraminer wine anna rice-cakes wit red bean fillink fur dessert (red beenz is lucky fur Noo Yeerz). Howz dat sound? Anaïs looks over the table, pours some wine, lights two candles and puts the shrimpeez onna sugar cane onna da plates. "Tiger! Ready to eat?" Mlle. Anaïs, feeling very grown-up for a 3-year old; and very happy that she has such a goodcat that's handsome to boot, for a date... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: MMMMM fishies, dis soundz wonnerful, Tiger, getting out his black tux, anna startin hisown list,,, Flowers , nip wine, and carob/nip candi... He setz the porter anna knocks onna door at zactly 3 minutes until 8:00, hopin he doez notted do anythin ta mess up Buddhist traditions... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Dat's wunnerful, Tiger! We'z Boodhist here, anna today is a furry auspicious day. Not only dat, we'ze libs inna Asian nayborhud, anna alla da shopkeepers put out dere bestest stuff fur Noo Yerz - anna dere are lotsa fishie stores! I'zl teleport da furless one to Japan (he won't mind, hehehe) anna get reddy. Maybee 8'oclock? Mlle. Anaïs, eggsicted starts her "to-do" list: Hmmmm, teleport human away; buy fishees anna desserts, set da tabbel wit candles... She looks in her closet for a simple black dress... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: I wuuld love an alone dinner wif you, Dis is a very wonnerful way ta start da new year... Tiger, blushing but proud Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Lez get ourz parti hatz anna noizemakerz, Tiger, anna join da uder kitteez fur da parti, Tiger. Anna maybe tomorrow we can teleport fur a noo yerz day dinner fur jus da too ov us, if you'z'd like... Mlle. Anaïs, liking her new friend, and hoping he'll say 'yes'... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: I lookz outta winnow sometimez atta birdies anna ofur stuffz, anna I spect some stuffz along wif soft's fud so I unnerstan bout da facinatin things ouut der, we lives inna little bitty place where deri is onliest bout 200 hoomanz cludin mine. We all likez it here cause it is mostly veryquite. Tiger returns the head rub with a wink and anofur huge smile. Ifin you isa readi we can start for the parti... Tiger thinkin da parti willz be fun but wishin dat dis here quiet cuuld go on fur awhile more... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Fangu furry much, Tiger! Anaïs takes the teacup and gently butts Tiger's head. I'zll tell yoo a bit about me, now. Y'kno dat dis iz a noo hooman fur me, anna dat I'ze wuz a show kittee in a cattery in da country before dis. Now, I'ze a onlycat, anna my noo job I'ze da chief 'spector atta mineown howse. I'ze dere to innaspect efurryting! Effurry time a closet or drawer openz, I'ze dere to 'spect what's innaside ov it. Anna I 'spects de Out a lot, thru da winnow. I'ze sits dere inna da sunlite, anna fur hourz anna hourz I'ze watch alla da business inna da street. We'ze rite neer Mey York citee, anna all kindz ov hoomans walk by da window alla day anna nite: big ones little ones, alla colors, anna wearin alla kindz ov hatz! Toibans, yarmulkas, veils... Furry, furry fascinatin. I'ze luvs ta watch outta da window. I'd luff to be yourown date fur da parti tonite, Tiger. I'ze cudn't tink ov a better way ov bringin' in da Noo Yeer dan wit yoo! gently rubs her cheek against Tiger's, leans back, and gives a big smile to Tiger Mlle. Anaïs, feeling very grown up for a three year old kittie, now on her own... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: Letz sit her anna jus drink ourown tea, We can soclize when we getz back inna RV. I heard Sam kitten anna OEJ talkin anna it lookz like ifin nocat objects we isa goin ta a Turkeybird place fur a New Yearz Eve parti, Wuuld be myownn date fur da parti?... * Tiger pours more tea anna scootz hisown chair a little closer, he sets the cup down anna pours the cream anna gives his new friend a whisker rub as he sits back... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Boy, Tiger, dat's sum story! Anna da bes part is da endink: dat yoo haff yur onetroohome dats warm anna cozy ann dat yoo haff enuff to eat! Anna youze a brave kittee, bein in da Out anna all. I'ze nebber, nebber been inna da Out, eben tho I'ze been in airyplanez. You'ze such a big, strong boykittee dats kwite da adbenturrer! Anaïs leans over and gives Tiger a quick snurgle. I'ze glad dat I'z your fren! Wanna sit heer anna drink nip tea by our ownselves, or soshulize wid da odder kitteez? Mlle Anaïs, thinking that it would be nice to have a date with Tiger on New Year's eve... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
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January 2nd 04, 05:33 PM
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The two kitteez chat pleasantly during dinner, and when it's finished,
she brings Tiger to the window I'ze gots sumpfin to show yoo Tiger. See dat tall buildin ober dere? pointing to a high-rise apartment house on the Palisades, overlooking the Hudson river I'ze wantz ta teleport usez to da top, OK? Now closes yur eyez, anna don open dem till I say OK... When Tiger agrees, Anaïs teleports them to the terrace of the penthose apartment, overlooking NYC. Before them is the entire skyline, all lit up OK, Tiger, yoo ken open yur eyezez now... Whaddya tink? Tiger's eyes open wide, and Anaïs moves closer to him, and gently puts her head on his shoulder as they both gaze out over the city... After a while, she speaks... A danse wood be really nice now, Tiger, don yoo tink? Yoo remine me of Humfree Bogacat, so maybe "As time goes by" from Catablanka? she teleports a cd player, and the music starts: "Just remember this, a kiss is just a kiss..." The two kittys are dancing cheek to cheek under the stars with NY's skyline as a backdrop Oh Tiger, youze such a strong, but gentlecat.... and gives a hug, and holds him tightly as they dance... Meanwhile, inside the penthouse apartment: She: Hal, Hal - Wake up! He: (Groggily) Mrrrrrpgh. Izz One in the morning... She: There are two stray cats on the terrace, Hal - do something! He: Sylvia, go back to sleep, we're on the 45th floor. There are no cats on the terrace... She: Yes there are! And one is wearing a tuxedo, the other an evening gown! And they're dancing cheek to cheek! He: Sylvia, you gotta stop eating Mexican before you go to bed. Now go back to sleep! Mlle. Anaïs, who is swept off of all four feet by Tiger's charms... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: *Tiger is so impressed he can say nothing but he looks around again and is more than ready to return hugs, Then he finds his whiskers and...* OOHHH I like any kind of fishy stuffz... Dem beanz soundz nice also... I willz try dis scotch, I betz itsa good wif nip innit. He thinkz anna den says... I doez notted care what music you playz, I likes almos anykind of music butted later we willz want some slow dancin music... Tiger then stands up ready to hold the chair for this very charming girlcat... Just a teeny worried bout their age difference, but not so much that he feelz the need to leave...
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