Da Crooze beginz!

On Wed, 23 Feb 2011 12:00:29 -0800, Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Mosey: Um, Short-tail Tom, ai dunt gnow wat uh kyotee iz, uh big dawg
fing? ai wooked n sum uff dem r meen, n sum r nise? wull et iz gud dat
yew r hulping dem. yeUP
Yew hab mai admurashun fur dat.

Yeah, dey look sorta like skinny goggies. An most ub dem will eat a kitty
of dey get a chance, but da two dat we was able to help won't try to do
dat no more.

STTom

Mosey gitz up frum his taybul, alung wif his wink,MeOwy, , n goze ovur
tew were Amelia n hur frendz r sytingh, *He winkz at Pipps hoo iz
sytingh dere wiff Ranger*
Mosey: oh hai Pepe n Gigi, ai dunt gnow iffen yoo remembur meh ur gnot
but ai remumbur yew boff..mai introduse yoo tew mai bootiful noo wink
MeOwy, n wee gotted winked wast Septfembur. Mosey putz uh arm uhrown
Pipps n introduses hur az hiz neece, Et iz sew nise tew see yerownselfz
ugin n yoo r dewing gud hulping protext da nip feeldz frum doze hoominz.
yeUP. *pointz* Ovur dere at mai taybul iz PookyKat, hiz wink Sqweex, n
BobQat n Mimzy, (majikal whimsy qatz frum Qat Island) 'awl da kittiez
wav at Pepe n Gigi'
nise tew see yew boff ugin. ai wyl hab sum fudz ported ovur tew were
Big Mama n Jocko are.. datz unly fayre..yeUP *Mosey returndz tew hiz
taybul...happee) Doze skunkz r sew nise, he telz dem..dey awl smyle.

Hihi, Mosey, We rememfurs you from some earlier 'ventures. We'z pleased
to meet you, Meowy. You is a bootiful girlcat!

I fink dat Jocko an Big Mama is plannin on meeting us when we get to da
island. Big Mama heard dat dere would be dancin, and her just had to be
dere!

Pepe

On Feb 23, 12:58*pm, Community Cats wrote:
Fangu. We haf gone on 'ventures wif da Community before, but we bof
sometimes get kinda shy. Being skunks an all, a lot of aminals duznt'
really to haf us around. But every time we've been wif the Community you
haf all made us feel welcome.

Pepe da skunk

Hello skunk frenz. I haff seed menny skunks in da Out butted neffer in
da in. then Wascal says something that most of the kitties, at least,
don't understand but it means "hi, how's it going?" in skunk

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Wascal

On Wed, 23 Feb 2011 07:27:10 -0800, Rebecca's
nimble, little paws typed:

[Rebecca enters and joins Anaïs.]

Hihi, Anaïs. Whut kan yoo rekummend az a pik-me-up? Yesfurday I had da
indignitee uv bein taked to da TED, hoo did da yooshooal unspeekabul fingz
to myownself, an I iz feelin a liddle shaked up frum dat.

Haz yoo seed Hercule arown?

Rebecca

Meow!

Datz terrible! Tedz iz awful! Join usses fur a
Grasshopper - itz minty-choklit!

I beleef dat Hercule will be porting in soon!
--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/23/2011 8:12:26 PM

diz iz spekallee kule when on dat rare okashun ursef hasta puff up... da
hoominz anna ofurcatz iz beree impurressed, Trudi, hi pwaing herown furnd
"Rebecca" wrote in message
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Myown furz iz like dat, too.

Rebecca

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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TV hadda bateman mazk, wiffa white shawl. mine whole face iz purtee
bwack, i lukz purtee shorthaired butted it iz longer dan juzt short
butted it layz beree kloze to minesef, Trudi
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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I yam uh tuxie tuu. I yam uh sorta longish hayer,
sorta-blak-wiff-sorta-gray tuxie eiff uh batman mazk.
Mine Sunnydance iz Ornj, but we kompliment eetsh udder.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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i hope herself iz better soon alzo, i thinkz it wuld be kule ta date a
matchin tuxido kitty
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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Datz Berry catsidurite ov yu. I du hope dat hur getz betterer suun,
lyke b-furr da kruze iz offurr.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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i know, i iz hopin dat hizown sekataree juzt didn't type hizown
anzwer, she haz beened sik so i willz wate a while, Trudi, hugz herown
furnd
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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(Pit2nya offurheerz Trudi'z konfurrsayshun)
Hunny, dere ar otha fishiez in da oshun.
Da Singles Lizt wuz da longizt, ya kno.
An yu luuk gorjiss! Enny man/boy kittee shud be inchantid!
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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now dat one iz gud, Soft nefur bringed uses anee wif fishee eggz,
but she haz bringed uses eel anna oktapuz,

Trudi leanz furwurd to herown furnd... I guezz i izn't az traktif
az i thinked, i sended jack gordon dat inbitashun fur dinner an
himz nefer sayed or sended minsef a not ta say he wanted ta eat wif
minesef,

Trudi
"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
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On Fri, 11 Feb 2011 19:47:10 -0500, Mme. Anaïs
Lachatte's nimble, little paws typed:

Meow, kitties!

I hopes dat you iz enjoyink da sooshis an
sasheemiz! Herez a piksu

http://www.smurgle.net/anais/Party_2010.html

Da sooshi bar is here for yoo to snak durink da
cocktail pawty, but az delishious az it is, don't
stuff yurseffs beclawz we is habing a sit-down
dinner in da dinkink room later!And da eggsekutiff
cheff wood wike to make an annownsement:

[A slender cat in white toque and coat and
checkered trousers strides in]

Miaou, chats et chatons!

To welcome yourseffs to zee krooze, I haff
pwepawed a luffly dinner for tonight. Zo wet me
tell yoo 'bowt what I haff pwepawed: Zee oktopus
eez tender, and gwilled Greek-style after beink
marinated in white wine, oregano and lemon juice;
zee oysterz are raw, on zee haff-shell wif lemon
an tobasco sauce on zee side; and zee crayfishees
are pwepawed cajun-style, hedz on in a spicy boil.
Fur zee main cawses zere eez 2 inch thick
veal-chops wif congac an black truffle sawse, zee
ducky-bird wif a Cointreau orange sawse, and
grilled red-snapper wif nip-butter and lemon!

We weel not be mofink into zee dinink room for
kwite sum time zo day you kitties can relaks and
socialize ober cocktails. Zee steward weel
annownce dinner, later! Enjoy yurseffs, and again,
welcome to zee MV Purrbearer!

Anaïs turns to Trudi: "Well dat sownds tasty,
duzzn't it?" With that one of Hiura's assistants
puts in front of them a plate of oval sushi,
wrapped in seaweed and topped with a selection of
fish eggs: Ikura, Masago, Tobiko and Uni. Anaïs
picks one up, and delicately eats it. Ummm,
delicious! She hands an Uni (flying fish) to
Trudi: Ummm, try one!

--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/21/2011 11:41:23 AM

trudi looks up as amellia is talking she sees herown skunk furnds, remfurs
dat she just did the skumk stomp when she was discussing lizzie and laffs
owt lowd,

I wuz juzt havin a think abowt ursefz anna i was so mad i did yourown stomp,

Trudi
"Amelia" wrote in message
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On Mon, 21 Feb 2011 09:00:07 -0600, Amelia wrote:

[From her table Amelia hears the sound of whispering from behind the
potted plant outside the entrance to the lounge. She goes out to
investigate and find two skunks hiding behind the plant talking.]

"We can't go in there, we'z skunks an dey's all kitties."

"Yes, but we've partied with them before and they've all been cool."

"But there are new kitties in there. They won't like us."

"Sure dey will!"

[Not wanting to spy, Amelia steps around the plant and speaks up.]

Pepe, Gigi, how good to see you! It's been ages. I'm so glad you were
able to join us on this adventure. Come sit at my table, I've got lots of
friends there, some of whom you know and some who would love to meet you.

[The two skunks follow Amelia nervously.]

Everybody, I'd like to introduce Pepe and Gigi. They have been on other
adventures with us, and they are great friends. Pepe, Gigi, how would
you like some sushi?

Trudi ofurhearz and askz, did da ted at leazt say ursef wuz ok?? dat iza
leazt dey kan do affur bein so rude, Trudi
"Rebecca" wrote in message
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[Rebecca enters and joins Anaïs.]

Hihi, Anaïs. Whut kan yoo rekummend az a pik-me-up? Yesfurday I had da
indignitee uv bein taked to da TED, hoo did da yooshooal unspeekabul fingz
to myownself, an I iz feelin a liddle shaked up frum dat.

Haz yoo seed Hercule arown?

Rebecca

Yes, dey did a jerry-atrik panel, and dey sed itself wuz purrfeck.

Rebecca

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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Trudi ofurhearz and askz, did da ted at leazt say ursef wuz ok?? dat iza
leazt dey kan do affur bein so rude, Trudi
"Rebecca" wrote in message
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[Rebecca enters and joins Anaïs.]

Hihi, Anaïs. Whut kan yoo rekummend az a pik-me-up? Yesfurday I had da
indignitee uv bein taked to da TED, hoo did da yooshooal unspeekabul
fingz to myownself, an I iz feelin a liddle shaked up frum dat.

Haz yoo seed Hercule arown?

Rebecca

diz iz gud newz, dat iz notted a veree bad tezt beclawz it finded OEJ's
thyroid issuez, anna wif one itti bitti pill a day hersef iz mucmuc better,
Trudi, wishing der waza pill fur kittee krankeenez dat OEJ kuld take
"Rebecca" wrote in message
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Yes, dey did a jerry-atrik panel, and dey sed itself wuz purrfeck.

Rebecca

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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Trudi ofurhearz and askz, did da ted at leazt say ursef wuz ok?? dat iza
leazt dey kan do affur bein so rude, Trudi
"Rebecca" wrote in message
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[Rebecca enters and joins Anaïs.]

Hihi, Anaïs. Whut kan yoo rekummend az a pik-me-up? Yesfurday I had da
indignitee uv bein taked to da TED, hoo did da yooshooal unspeekabul
fingz to myownself, an I iz feelin a liddle shaked up frum dat.

Haz yoo seed Hercule arown?

Rebecca

yez we iz seddled in and bisited da fishies dat is borrowing Willows
fishtank. Itself iz on wheelz anna kan be brought to da dance iffin dem
wantz ta be herez. Piglett eating more of the sushie

"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
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On Sat, 19 Feb 2011 20:17:59 -0600, Granby's
nimble, little paws typed:

Piglett turns back time, as only cats can do, and begins the venture from
the start. She wipes a tear as she reads this. Dat waz boorifulz, as I
knu
it would be.

Awwwwwww [Hedbutt} welkome - iz yoo gize settled
in yet?

--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/20/2011 5:06:36 PM