My cats are clawing me out of house and home!

"bigbadbarry" wrote in message
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Mariah Nichols via CatKB.com wrote:
My 2 cats like to claw things(especially me!) I don't want to declaw
them,
but I doupt I can afford to buy any Soft Paws. Is there an easier way
to
keep them from clawing without training them?

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I think your cats must think you are a cat, do they "claw" each other
too?

How bad and where are they clawing you.

And what are you wearing?

An X-No-Archive, tough guy wanna-be, stalker, troll.

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On Fri, 06 May 2005 02:18:18 GMT, John Doe
wrote:

kaeli wrote:

Remember -- inappropriate or "wrong" are simply human
definitions. The cat doesn't attach a monetary value to your
couch.

So true. Animals are cool that way. Not necessarily easy to cope
with, but no mind games.


Sort of like the lame one you just tried to pull on Barry, eh?

spankard.

eq

Mary wrote:
And what are you wearing?

Maybe we need to do an intervention here, sounds pretty out of control.
Do you have access to a local newspaper?

Declaw. It worked for us. I know certain people won't want to hear
this, but our cat has never been healthier or happier! All the crap you
hear in places like this against declawing is put out there by
bunny-hugging blank-stare nut-jobs. Remember that. These are the types
of people who would row their already-filled-to-capacity lifeboat back
into the sea of drowning desperates at the scene of the Titanic
sinking. They are KOOKS. They are to be IGNORED.
Set up an appointment to have all ten taken out this week. None of your
liberal KOOK friends will ever know, lest it be YOU who will tell them
so!

Why don't you shut your mouth when you're doing the fag thing? You're
leaking SCUMMMMM again.


IBen Getiner

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Declaw. It worked for us. I know certain people won't want to hear
this, but our cat has never been healthier or happier! All the crap you
hear in places like this against declawing is put out there by
bunny-hugging blank-stare nut-jobs. Remember that. These are the types
of people who would row their already-filled-to-capacity lifeboat back
into the sea of drowning desperates at the scene of the Titanic
sinking. They are KOOKS. They are to be IGNORED.
Set up an appointment to have all ten taken out this week. None of your
liberal KOOK friends will ever know, lest it be YOU who will tell them
so!

John Doe wrote:
"Mariah Nichols via CatKB.com" wrote:

My 2 cats like to claw things(especially me!) I don't want to
declaw them, but I doupt I can afford to buy any Soft Paws. Is
there an easier way to keep them from clawing without training
them?

You do not have to train a cat to do something it very much needs
to do. The trick is to provide them with something they would like
to claw. There are many such things, you can buy them or make
them.

Claws are the essence of a cat. Cats depend on their claws for
exercise, play, self-defense, and hunting.

Bullkrap. They are very destructive and totally useless. If it's an
inside kat you're talking about.


Removing a cat's claws
is effectively crippling it.

Good luck.

Bullkrap. Our cat is one great looking healthy specimen of feline, let
me tell you. Even the vet says so. And he lost ALL of his claws YEARS
ago. You're just a nut. That's all's the matter with you! You're a
liberal nut-job! Don't DARE wanna lay down any RULEZ or any
RESTRICTIONS. Never use the 'No' word, just like with your wasted and
lost generation of ruined children. Well, in OUR house, if you want to
lounge about all day and NOT have to 'hunt' to provide for yourself
(not to mention only living to an average age of THREE), you have to
loose little unnecessary things like useless obsolete CLAWS. You WILL
NOT be allowed to ruin Dad's Pioneer c-1230s or our beanbag furniture.
A small price to pay, since katz don't respond to reason. Just like
you, liberal lozer. Just like you!


IBen Getiner

Tough guy wanna-be troll.

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Why don't you shut your mouth when you're doing the fag thing? You're
leaking SCUMMMMM again.


IBen Getiner

A tough guy wanna-be troll.

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John Doe wrote:
"Mariah Nichols via CatKB.com" wrote:

My 2 cats like to claw things(especially me!) I don't want to
declaw them, but I doupt I can afford to buy any Soft Paws. Is
there an easier way to keep them from clawing without training
them?

You do not have to train a cat to do something it very much needs
to do. The trick is to provide them with something they would like
to claw. There are many such things, you can buy them or make
them.

Claws are the essence of a cat. Cats depend on their claws for
exercise, play, self-defense, and hunting.

Bullkrap. They are very destructive and totally useless. If it's an
inside kat you're talking about.


Removing a cat's claws
is effectively crippling it.

Good luck.

Bullkrap. Our cat is one great looking healthy specimen of feline, let
me tell you. Even the vet says so. And he lost ALL of his claws YEARS
ago. You're just a nut. That's all's the matter with you! You're a
liberal nut-job! Don't DARE wanna lay down any RULEZ or any
RESTRICTIONS. Never use the 'No' word, just like with your wasted and
lost generation of ruined children. Well, in OUR house, if you want to
lounge about all day and NOT have to 'hunt' to provide for yourself
(not to mention only living to an average age of THREE), you have to
loose little unnecessary things like useless obsolete CLAWS. You WILL
NOT be allowed to ruin Dad's Pioneer c-1230s or our beanbag furniture.
A small price to pay, since katz don't respond to reason. Just like
you, liberal lozer. Just like you!


IBen Getiner

John Doe wrote:
The troll's favorite groups:

alt.flame.******s
alt.politics.homosexuality
alt.abortion



Like ALL Liberal LOZERS, you think you will make up for your lack of
wit by LABELING. HAHH...!! If I were trolling (which I'm not), do you
think I'd come in here using my infamously infamous screen name? Think
about it, Moron... If it were me (which it's not), I'd choose a NEW
identity! Perhaps that of a WOMAN even! Perhaps not. But either way,
you can bet that if it were me, you'd never even see me coming! I've
seen them in action. They come in all innocent and cuddly. Get to know
everybody. Especially the skeptics and group regulars..! Then they
butter themselves up to some emotional handicapped individual... One
who wears their twisted bleeding little heart on their pitifully
sickening little sleeve... And then commence to RUN THE CRIPPLE OUT OF
THE GROUP. Or insane. Or both. Which ever comes last.
Is that the kind of 'troll' that you're talking about, Moron? Cause as
you can see... I ain't him. I know that there are other types of trollz
out here, but the way I see it, if you're gonna do something, why not
go all the way and do it right? No what I mean, white liberal Dickwadd?



IBen Getiner