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Old August 27th 03, 08:51 PM
Dan and Nancy Mahoney
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I went away and quietly s******ed. Yesterday I went on a shopping
spree with a friend and we both bought a can of Catnip Spray, to bring
out the kitten in your cat. Before John got up I just went off and
quietly sprayed his trousers, hehe. Sneaky eh!


Sneaky perhaps, but very clever!

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Old August 28th 03, 12:39 AM
Lucy's Mom
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I love it!!!! Where did you get such a thing?

On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 07:50:01 +1200, Bev wrote:

John is always complaining that B & C don't make a fuss of him
(not surprising as I am their source of food). Even FluffySP barely
tolerates him and struggles to get away as he tells her how beautiful
she is. She looks at me all the time he is holding her and when freed
makes a dash to sit on my knee.

This morning this all changed. The kitties swarmed all over him - it
was love, love all the way. "Guess I'm a hit at last," said John
looking deeply flattered.

I went away and quietly s******ed. Yesterday I went on a shopping
spree with a friend and we both bought a can of Catnip Spray, to bring
out the kitten in your cat. Before John got up I just went off and
quietly sprayed his trousers, hehe. Sneaky eh!

Bev


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Old August 28th 03, 05:30 AM
Christine Burel
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LOL!
Christine
"Bev" wrote in message
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John is always complaining that B & C don't make a fuss of him
(not surprising as I am their source of food). Even FluffySP barely
tolerates him and struggles to get away as he tells her how beautiful
she is. She looks at me all the time he is holding her and when freed
makes a dash to sit on my knee.

This morning this all changed. The kitties swarmed all over him - it
was love, love all the way. "Guess I'm a hit at last," said John
looking deeply flattered.

I went away and quietly s******ed. Yesterday I went on a shopping
spree with a friend and we both bought a can of Catnip Spray, to bring
out the kitten in your cat. Before John got up I just went off and
quietly sprayed his trousers, hehe. Sneaky eh!

Bev


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God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.



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Old August 28th 03, 08:46 PM
Bev
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Christine Burel wrote:

LOL!
Christine
"Bev" wrote in message
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John is always complaining that B & C don't make a fuss of him
(not surprising as I am their source of food). Even FluffySP barely
tolerates him and struggles to get away as he tells her how beautiful
she is. She looks at me all the time he is holding her and when freed
makes a dash to sit on my knee.

This morning this all changed. The kitties swarmed all over him - it
was love, love all the way. "Guess I'm a hit at last," said John
looking deeply flattered.

I went away and quietly s******ed. Yesterday I went on a shopping
spree with a friend and we both bought a can of Catnip Spray, to bring
out the kitten in your cat. Before John got up I just went off and
quietly sprayed his trousers, hehe. Sneaky eh!

Bev


--
God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.


The magical catnip smell spray is put out by Rudducks and comes from
Australia (wouldn't you know it, hehe) I wonder when John will cotton
on to the fact that the cats don't love him at all but just adore his
trousers!

Bev
--
God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.
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Old August 28th 03, 09:30 PM
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Bev wrote:


The magical catnip smell spray is put out by Rudducks and comes from
Australia (wouldn't you know it, hehe) I wonder when John will cotton
on to the fact that the cats don't love him at all but just adore his
trousers!



That was a slick idea, Bev. I hope John never finds out what happened.
He needs to feel as loved as you do. Maybe if he feeds the beasts as
often as you do, it would help. Around here, the cleaner of the cat
boxes tends to get the adoration. They really love following the hoomin
(usually Mandy) around.

Pam S.
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Old August 29th 03, 04:22 AM
Bev
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Tanada wrote:

Bev wrote:


The magical catnip smell spray is put out by Rudducks and comes from
Australia (wouldn't you know it, hehe) I wonder when John will cotton
on to the fact that the cats don't love him at all but just adore his
trousers!



That was a slick idea, Bev. I hope John never finds out what happened.
He needs to feel as loved as you do. Maybe if he feeds the beasts as
often as you do, it would help. Around here, the cleaner of the cat
boxes tends to get the adoration. They really love following the hoomin
(usually Mandy) around.

Pam S.


Pam, John means well but never gets to clean up things or feed the
little darlings. But he has his good points, seems he thinks he has
saved up enough for us to pay a visit to the Galapagos Islands next
winter. Whackoooooooooooooo. He knows I have always longed to go there
and see the critters. Now I am busily scheming how many of my loved ng.
friends I can visit. (can't wait to show him D. Yehudah's snake) You
and your gang are on my list but I suspect are a bit far away from LA -
sigh.

Bev

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God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.
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Old August 29th 03, 06:48 AM
Tanada
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Bev wrote:


Pam, John means well but never gets to clean up things or feed the
little darlings. But he has his good points, seems he thinks he has
saved up enough for us to pay a visit to the Galapagos Islands next
winter. Whackoooooooooooooo. He knows I have always longed to go there
and see the critters. Now I am busily scheming how many of my loved ng.
friends I can visit. (can't wait to show him D. Yehudah's snake) You
and your gang are on my list but I suspect are a bit far away from LA -
sigh.




You lucky duck. I'd love to see the Galapagos Islands. I haven't been
able to convince the pirate ship captain that it is worth the effort.
Unfortunately, I live over 3000 miles from Southern California. Now, if
Cape Hatteras is on your itinerary, we'd fit in, but, unless you're
doing a swing down the east coast, we're way away from your vacation.

Rob and I are probably going to see what we can do with the military's
air transport system. We figure we can stay in US military air ports
all around the world. It would be a cheap way to collect post cards
from different countries.

BTW, for my birthday next month, I've asked Rob to develop my rolls of
film and showed one of the kids a picture I'd love to cross-stitch. It
is called "Bag Ladies" and features a bunch of cats sitting in and
around shopping bags of various types and sizes.

Pam S.
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Old August 29th 03, 08:35 AM
Debbie Maizels
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Bev wrote:

Pam, John means well but never gets to clean up things or feed the
little darlings. But he has his good points, seems he thinks he has
saved up enough for us to pay a visit to the Galapagos Islands next
winter. Whackoooooooooooooo. He knows I have always longed to go there
and see the critters. Now I am busily scheming how many of my loved ng.
friends I can visit. (can't wait to show him D. Yehudah's snake) You
and your gang are on my list but I suspect are a bit far away from LA -
sigh.


Hey Bev - Snap!! We're going mid-March - it's been my ambition for over
20 years to go and we are doing it!! I can't wait - so exciting!

Deb.
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He only bit the ones he loved, because they tasted good." S. Greenfield
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Old August 29th 03, 08:44 PM
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Bev wrote:

Tanada wrote:

Bev wrote:


The magical catnip smell spray is put out by Rudducks and comes from
Australia (wouldn't you know it, hehe) I wonder when John will cotton
on to the fact that the cats don't love him at all but just adore his
trousers!



That was a slick idea, Bev. I hope John never finds out what happened.
He needs to feel as loved as you do. Maybe if he feeds the beasts as
often as you do, it would help. Around here, the cleaner of the cat
boxes tends to get the adoration. They really love following the hoomin
(usually Mandy) around.

Pam S.


Pam, John means well but never gets to clean up things or feed the
little darlings. But he has his good points, seems he thinks he has
saved up enough for us to pay a visit to the Galapagos Islands next
winter. Whackoooooooooooooo. He knows I have always longed to go there
and see the critters. Now I am busily scheming how many of my loved ng.
friends I can visit. (can't wait to show him D. Yehudah's snake) You
and your gang are on my list but I suspect are a bit far away from LA -
sigh.


Huh? I LIVE in LA (Los Angeles) but I had no idea the Galapagos Islands
were anywhere near us! (Or do you plan a long detour, to visit Dave?)



Bev

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God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.

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Old August 29th 03, 08:57 PM
Bev
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Debbie Maizels wrote:

Bev wrote:

Pam, John means well but never gets to clean up things or feed the
little darlings. But he has his good points, seems he thinks he has
saved up enough for us to pay a visit to the Galapagos Islands next
winter. Whackoooooooooooooo. He knows I have always longed to go there
and see the critters. Now I am busily scheming how many of my loved ng.
friends I can visit. (can't wait to show him D. Yehudah's snake) You
and your gang are on my list but I suspect are a bit far away from LA -
sigh.


Hey Bev - Snap!! We're going mid-March - it's been my ambition for over
20 years to go and we are doing it!! I can't wait - so exciting!

Deb.
--
Y! diatomdeb :: 0°07'W 51°18'N :: www.scientific-art.com

"He looked a fierce and quarrelsome cat, but claw he never would;
He only bit the ones he loved, because they tasted good." S. Greenfield


Deb, hope you write all about it, I believe it is an unforgetable
experience - can't wait to hear your tales.
Ours would be a year away almost so I can't get excited yet but I can
dream can't I.

Pam, I know you are a long way from that area, (Bev sadly knows
there are no military bases near us.) In fact our latest Prime Minister
has sold all our planes and downgraded the military in general. So
anyone who feels like attacking us can just walk right in lol.

Bev
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God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.
 




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