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Home invasion
At 6 am while I was still sleeping, someone broke into my house. It was a
big man. No, it was a very big man. He stormed up the staircase, thundering, shaking the walls. He stormed toward my bedroom as I cowered in fear under my blanket. He jumped on the bed and pinned me down with his pointy feet and headbutted me with his furry head. Then he turned around and stormed out of the room and back down the stairs. I could hear him trampelling around downstairs in the living room before he came charging up the stairs again and into the bedroom. Again, I was pinned down by his pointy feet and headbutted against my will. This was just unfair! I should open my eyes to get a look at the *******. Dare I? What have I got to lose? Ok, I squinted and took a peek. Awww, who could be afraid of a cute little furry intruder with peachy fur and no tail??? -- Britta Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album |
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"badwilson" wrote in message
... At 6 am while I was still sleeping, someone broke into my house. It was a big man. No, it was a very big man. He stormed up the staircase, thundering, shaking the walls. He stormed toward my bedroom as I cowered in fear under my blanket. He jumped on the bed and pinned me down with his pointy feet and headbutted me with his furry head. Then he turned around and stormed out of the room and back down the stairs. I could hear him trampelling around downstairs in the living room before he came charging up the stairs again and into the bedroom. Again, I was pinned down by his pointy feet and headbutted against my will. This was just unfair! I should open my eyes to get a look at the *******. Dare I? What have I got to lose? Ok, I squinted and took a peek. Awww, who could be afraid of a cute little furry intruder with peachy fur and no tail??? Phew! You really had me worried there for a while! Shmogg wishes to congratulate Vino on his b*st*rd c*t trick, well executed! LOL! Yowie |
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"badwilson" wrote in message
... At 6 am while I was still sleeping, someone broke into my house. It was a big man. No, it was a very big man. He stormed up the staircase, thundering, shaking the walls. He stormed toward my bedroom as I cowered in fear under my blanket. He jumped on the bed and pinned me down with his pointy feet and headbutted me with his furry head. Then he turned around and stormed out of the room and back down the stairs. I could hear him trampelling around downstairs in the living room before he came charging up the stairs again and into the bedroom. Again, I was pinned down by his pointy feet and headbutted against my will. This was just unfair! I should open my eyes to get a look at the *******. Dare I? What have I got to lose? Ok, I squinted and took a peek. Awww, who could be afraid of a cute little furry intruder with peachy fur and no tail??? -- Britta Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album I little 'smiley' face would have been good at the top of this! Damn near scared me out of my wits. (glad you and your 'invader' are ok). -- Alan Erskine We can get people to the Moon in five years, not the fifteen GWB proposes. Give NASA a real challenge |
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On Sun, 14 Mar 2004 10:16:09 +0700, "badwilson"
wrote: At 6 am while I was still sleeping, someone broke into my house. It was a big man. No, it was a very big man. He stormed up the staircase, thundering, shaking the walls. He stormed toward my bedroom as I cowered in fear under my blanket. He jumped on the bed and pinned me down with his pointy feet and headbutted me with his furry head. Then he turned around and stormed out of the room and back down the stairs. I could hear him trampelling around downstairs in the living room before he came charging up the stairs again and into the bedroom. Again, I was pinned down by his pointy feet and headbutted against my will. This was just unfair! I should open my eyes to get a look at the *******. Dare I? What have I got to lose? Ok, I squinted and took a peek. Awww, who could be afraid of a cute little furry intruder with peachy fur and no tail??? Have to admit that when I saw the header my first thought was that the chocolate kitty had found the patio door open ;-) After the first few sentences you had me going, but the pointy feet and furry headbutts gave it away. -- Steve Touchstone, faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky [remove Junk for email] Home Page: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/index.html Cat Pix: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/animals.html |
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"badwilson" wrote At 6 am while I was still sleeping, someone broke into my house. It was a big man. No, it was a very big man. He stormed up the staircase, thundering, shaking the walls. He stormed toward my bedroom as I cowered in fear under my blanket. He jumped on the bed and pinned me down with his pointy feet and headbutted me with his furry head. Then he turned around and stormed out of the room and back down the stairs. I could hear him trampelling around downstairs in the living room before he came charging up the stairs again and into the bedroom. Again, I was pinned down by his pointy feet and headbutted against my will. This was just unfair! I should open my eyes to get a look at the *******. Dare I? What have I got to lose? Ok, I squinted and took a peek. Awww, who could be afraid of a cute little furry intruder with peachy fur and no tail??? Awww! ) You had me worried there for a bit. -- Marina, Frank and Nikki Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki |
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Oh, you got me worried there, Britta!
Best wishes, -- Polonca & Soncek "badwilson" wrote in message ... At 6 am while I was still sleeping, someone broke into my house. It was a big man. No, it was a very big man. He stormed up the staircase, thundering, shaking the walls. snip |
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On Sun, 14 Mar 2004 10:16:09 +0700, "badwilson"
yodeled: At 6 am while I was still sleeping, someone broke into my house. It was a big man. No, it was a very big man. He stormed up the staircase, thundering, shaking the walls. He stormed toward my bedroom as I cowered in fear under my blanket. He jumped on the bed and pinned me down with his pointy feet and headbutted me with his furry head. Then he turned around and stormed out of the room and back down the stairs. I could hear him trampelling around downstairs in the living room before he came charging up the stairs again and into the bedroom. Again, I was pinned down by his pointy feet and headbutted against my will. This was just unfair! I should open my eyes to get a look at the *******. Dare I? What have I got to lose? Ok, I squinted and took a peek. Awww, who could be afraid of a cute little furry intruder with peachy fur and no tail??? Impossible. Cats are quiet animals (galumph galumph :P) Theresa alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/ Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful. (Aldous Huxley) |
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"Steve Touchstone" wrote in message ... Have to admit that when I saw the header my first thought was that the chocolate kitty had found the patio door open ;-) After the first few sentences you had me going, but the pointy feet and furry headbutts gave it away. -- Steve Touchstone, faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky [remove Junk for email] Home Page: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/index.html Cat Pix: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/animals.html Mine too! I was even imagining all sorts of happenings with Vino over a certain chocolate intruder. Grace |
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On Sun, 14 Mar 2004 10:16:09 +0700, "badwilson"
yodeled: (snip) Just looked at Vino piccies. What a big round orange flufferbutt. Theresa alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/ Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful. (Aldous Huxley) |
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Imp and Mischief are my very first kitties. When I first got Imp, he
would totally scare me by jumping on the bed in the middle of the night. I grew up with dogs, so I'm used to hearing animals moving around the place. I wasn't used to a silent cat jumpin on the bed. Sheesh! He doesn't sleep on my bed that much anymore. I think it's because I tend to thrash around in my sleep. He likes my roommate a lot more even though he's MY kitty. hmph! Kristi |
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