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  #51  
Old August 17th 06, 02:09 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Adam
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Befur Meowmie kan do da vote kowntin fur dis lekshun, she needz to recuvver
frum bein thwapped! She duznt kno if she kud survive anuther thwappin. If
wun da catnidates wud promiss not to thwap herownself agin, she wud be reddy
to take on da impurrtint task uv kowntin da votez.

Whut duz yoo say, Ms. Catnidate?

Rebecca


Ne1 vote 4 me, I not beet dem up.

"Lovable Louise"

P.S. No nepotism!
  #52  
Old August 17th 06, 02:10 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Adam
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Weze haz a kwestin.

Yesterday Booker thwapped me fur no reazon. Ize older den him an dis waz
my onetruhome FIRST.

Today Booker thwapped Chappy, again wit no warnin. Chappy an Booker were
dopted at da same tyme.

Weze thinks Booker is upset cuz Frieda went to da RB, or cuz his pawpaw
waz out of town fur 10 dayz.

Whez wantz to no wat da catnidates wud du in a case like dis.

Snowflake, who thinks Booker shud be jayled.

Dey was in my way. Ize thwapped dem. Datz my difense.

Booker


Booker vote 4 me, so wen dere's reason he kin beet up uthurs.

"Lovable Louise"

P.S. No nepotism!
  #53  
Old August 17th 06, 02:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Julie Porter
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Ide like to know how the cannadates feel abowt bringeng

babycats
into
the house when the existeng cats doant want dem.

Bear

Babycats shouldn't be allowed in the house at all unless

you
want
them.
Your human should find another good home for them that

doesn't
already
have cats that don't want babycats. Do you need a

punishment
for
her?

BTW, mom did that to me twice. First, when I was about 11

weeks
old,
she brought home Clarence and I didn't want him there

because
it
was
my
house. Then a few years later she brought home Nathan.

She
told
me
both times that the babycat was staying and wouldn't let

me do
anything
about it!

Chester

So farr, shees still deciding what tu du. The babycats just

appeered
an
they ar only bout fife weeks old. So the babycats an my mom

can
haf
a
free pass fur now.

Fangu.

Bear

Are you sure you want the human to decide for you? If she

decides,
she
might decide to keep the babycats and you don't want that!

Chester

I mite need sum legul help.

Bear

OK. Do you want the new sheriff to come out and arrest her or do

you
want me to give you legal advice?

Chester

Giff me sum advice. Thuh kittenz haf been heer fur three days!

Bear


Have you told her that you don't want them? Maybe what you need to do
is to sit on her lap all the time so she has to pay attention to you
and stay away from the kittens. Do you think that would work?

If not, Clarence can ask the sheriff to come out and start an
investication.

Chester

Now da kittens are GONE! Ime gonna luk like a suspect!!

Bear


  #54  
Old August 17th 06, 02:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Adam wrote:
I have plans on reorganizing the Catmerica justice system when I become
Chief Justicat.


IF.

"Lovable Louise"


WHEN!!!!!

Chester

  #55  
Old August 17th 06, 02:46 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Julie Porter wrote:
Ide like to know how the cannadates feel abowt bringeng
babycats
into
the house when the existeng cats doant want dem.

Bear

Babycats shouldn't be allowed in the house at all unless

you
want
them.
Your human should find another good home for them that
doesn't
already
have cats that don't want babycats. Do you need a

punishment
for
her?

BTW, mom did that to me twice. First, when I was about 11
weeks
old,
she brought home Clarence and I didn't want him there

because
it
was
my
house. Then a few years later she brought home Nathan.

She
told
me
both times that the babycat was staying and wouldn't let

me do
anything
about it!

Chester

So farr, shees still deciding what tu du. The babycats just
appeered
an
they ar only bout fife weeks old. So the babycats an my mom

can
haf
a
free pass fur now.

Fangu.

Bear

Are you sure you want the human to decide for you? If she
decides,
she
might decide to keep the babycats and you don't want that!

Chester

I mite need sum legul help.

Bear

OK. Do you want the new sheriff to come out and arrest her or do

you
want me to give you legal advice?

Chester

Giff me sum advice. Thuh kittenz haf been heer fur three days!

Bear


Have you told her that you don't want them? Maybe what you need to do
is to sit on her lap all the time so she has to pay attention to you
and stay away from the kittens. Do you think that would work?

If not, Clarence can ask the sheriff to come out and start an
investication.

Chester

Now da kittens are GONE! Ime gonna luk like a suspect!!

Bear


Where did they disappear to? Did you scare them away?

Chester

  #56  
Old August 17th 06, 02:57 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Me
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Posts: 249
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Adam wrote:

Dey was in my way. Ize thwapped dem. Datz my difense.

Booker



Booker vote 4 me, so wen dere's reason he kin beet up uthurs.

"Lovable Louise"

P.S. No nepotism!


Fangu. I vot 4 u again.

Booker
  #57  
Old August 17th 06, 03:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
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what wuuld be da purnishmint fur been hauled offta kitty jail while da
hoomanz sayed dey wuz onna vakatin? Chester and stormmee
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
We've started the debate for Chief Justicat between Chester and Lovable
Louise in the thread about the Election results in the race for
Sheriff of Catmerica. Chester has asked me to be the moderator for
this debate. Does any other cat have any questions for this debate?

Nathan



  #58  
Old August 17th 06, 03:23 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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what wuuld each of you do ifin your hoomanz follwed da tedz advice anna made
you take pillz anna eat spekal fudz, Tiger fur hizsef, TV anna chezter
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...

Adam wrote:
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
Lovable Louise, what makes you lovable?


I kin purr & smurgle wif da best uv dem, wen I want 2.

Anyone sez I not lovable, I hit dem till dey change mind.

"Lovable Louise"


This is a really exciting debate. Do any other cats want to ask the
candidates questions?

Nathan



  #59  
Old August 17th 06, 03:26 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
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whut is the purnishmint fur bein forced ta eat only wet or dry fudz when you
wantz da ofur kind Trudi
ClowderCat wrote in message
ps.com...
Since no other kitty has asked to be the debate moderator, I'll still
do it. Do any kitties have any other questions?

Nathan

Hi Ember. We'll vote when the debate is over. We don't know yet when
that'll be. We'll announce it here.

Chester

Ember wrote:
This is a fassinaytin debayt, an the levil of discorse is hi!

I dont want to mis the vote tho.
I mist the last won fur Sherrif.
When are we votin fur Chief Justicat?

Ember, conserned


"ClowderCat" wrote in message
oups.com...
Lovable Louise, what makes you lovable?

I kin purr & smurgle wif da best uv dem, wen I want 2.

Anyone sez I not lovable, I hit dem till dey change mind.

This is a really exciting debate. Do any other cats want to
ask the
candidates questions?

Yes, I have a question. What's your standing on the
catstitutionality of cats being forced to get fixedwhennotbroke
by their humans?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 5
Chief Tabby In Residence
Winkwink of Sammy da 'Venture Kitty

It should be the cat's choice. The human should tell the cat what

he
or she wants to have done to the cat and explain why. If the cat

says
no, it shouldn't be done. If it's done when the cat says no, the

human
can be punished by the cat and by the Catmerica legal system.

Chester




  #60  
Old August 17th 06, 03:29 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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gud idermint, Tiger
ClowderCat wrote in message
ps.com...
Hi kitties. Since nokitty has asked me this question, I decide to just
tell you.

I have plans on reorganizing the Catmerica justice system when I become
Chief Justicat. I'm going to either appoint or have you vote for
several regional justicats who will help me with the workload of
keeping humans in line. I'm planning on asking for volunteers for this
important job. If all of you kitties prefer, I'll have you vote for
which ones you want for each region. If not, I'll appoint the
volunteers. I haven't decided for sure how many regions to have but I
was thinking of at least 8 in Catmerica and more than that for the
other countries in the world.

Chester



 




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