debate for chief justicat

owr hoomanz allatime trya keep the babycats, the onliezt time we getted owr
way wuz when me anna miss Violette, rb threw sucha big fit she foundd a new
home fur Toni bennit anna Harri roadcat, Tiger, remfurin the little black
dictator fondly
ClowderCat wrote in message
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Julie Porter wrote:
Ide like to know how the cannadates feel abowt bringeng babycats
into
the house when the existeng cats doant want dem.

Bear

Babycats shouldn't be allowed in the house at all unless you want
them.
Your human should find another good home for them that doesn't
already
have cats that don't want babycats. Do you need a punishment for her?

BTW, mom did that to me twice. First, when I was about 11 weeks old,
she brought home Clarence and I didn't want him there because it was
my
house. Then a few years later she brought home Nathan. She told me
both times that the babycat was staying and wouldn't let me do
anything
about it!

Chester

So farr, shees still deciding what tu du. The babycats just appeered an
they ar only bout fife weeks old. So the babycats an my mom can haf a
free pass fur now.

Fangu.

Bear

Are you sure you want the human to decide for you? If she decides, she
might decide to keep the babycats and you don't want that!

Chester

do whut mizz violette did, her youwled anna refuzed ta eat, i juzt yowled, i
culdn't refrain furm eatin or dey wuuld haf left earlier, Tiger, helpful
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...

Julie Porter wrote:
Ide like to know how the cannadates feel abowt bringeng
babycats
into
the house when the existeng cats doant want dem.

Bear

Babycats shouldn't be allowed in the house at all unless you
want
them.
Your human should find another good home for them that
doesn't
already
have cats that don't want babycats. Do you need a punishment
for
her?

BTW, mom did that to me twice. First, when I was about 11
weeks
old,
she brought home Clarence and I didn't want him there because
it
was
my
house. Then a few years later she brought home Nathan. She
told
me
both times that the babycat was staying and wouldn't let me do
anything
about it!

Chester

So farr, shees still deciding what tu du. The babycats just
appeered
an
they ar only bout fife weeks old. So the babycats an my mom can
haf
a
free pass fur now.

Fangu.

Bear

Are you sure you want the human to decide for you? If she
decides,
she
might decide to keep the babycats and you don't want that!

Chester

I mite need sum legul help.

Bear

OK. Do you want the new sheriff to come out and arrest her or do you
want me to give you legal advice?

Chester

Giff me sum advice. Thuh kittenz haf been heer fur three days!

Bear

Have you told her that you don't want them? Maybe what you need to do
is to sit on her lap all the time so she has to pay attention to you
and stay away from the kittens. Do you think that would work?

If not, Clarence can ask the sheriff to come out and start an
investication.

Chester

I iz so sorri mine hoomanz gifed your hooman harri roadcat, i thinked she
wuz fine here butted da ofur catz didn't, TV holding his wifekittyz paw
sympatheitically
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in
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BTW, mom did that to me twice. First, when I was about 11 weeks old,
she brought home Clarence and I didn't want him there because it was my
house. Then a few years later she brought home Nathan. She told me
both times that the babycat was staying and wouldn't let me do anything
about it!

Chester

My hoomin slaves have done this to me FIVE TIMES!

I could get used to sharing the place with DD. But then they brought in
Amelia kitten and I had to put up with a little whipper-snapper running
and jumping all over the place. Then a couple years later, when DD left
for the Bridge, Meowmie brought Tabitha kitten, and month later Paw
brought home Samuel. About a year later Meowmie brought home that
uncontrollable Ranger monster, and I learned that while he was out in the
metalmonster Paw had adopted Harri Roadcat.

I am getting along ok with all the peasants now, but really - an Empress
shouldn't have to do that!

Cleo

her shuuld notted haf been smaked, Trudi,... ps i willz kume to yourown
howze ta purrtekt yourown hooman wif you...
Rebecca wrote in message
om...
Befur Meowmie kan do da vote kowntin fur dis lekshun, she needz to
recuvver
frum bein thwapped! She duznt kno if she kud survive anuther thwappin.
If
wun da catnidates wud promiss not to thwap herownself agin, she wud be
reddy
to take on da impurrtint task uv kowntin da votez.

Whut duz yoo say, Ms. Catnidate?

Rebecca

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
ups.com...
I don't have a problem with that. I think Aunt Sandy will be compiling
the votes for this election too. So if you want to vote anonymously
you can email your vote to her.

Is your human going somewhere and abandoning you for a few days so you
can't access the newsgroups?

Clarence

Ember wrote:
Is there advans voting? Like if aksess to this furum is unavaylable
fur
a
fyoo dayz?
Ember

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
ups.com...
Hi Ember. We'll vote when the debate is over. We don't know yet
when
that'll be. We'll announce it here.

Chester

Ember wrote:
This is a fassinaytin debayt, an the levil of discorse is hi!

I dont want to mis the vote tho.
I mist the last won fur Sherrif.
When are we votin fur Chief Justicat?

Ember, conserned


"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Lovable Louise, what makes you lovable?

I kin purr & smurgle wif da best uv dem, wen I want 2.

Anyone sez I not lovable, I hit dem till dey change mind.

This is a really exciting debate. Do any other cats want to
ask the
candidates questions?

Yes, I have a question. What's your standing on the
catstitutionality of cats being forced to get fixedwhennotbroke
by their humans?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 5
Chief Tabby In Residence
Winkwink of Sammy da 'Venture Kitty

It should be the cat's choice. The human should tell the cat
what
he
or she wants to have done to the cat and explain why. If the cat
says
no, it shouldn't be done. If it's done when the cat says no, the
human
can be punished by the cat and by the Catmerica legal system.

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
I iz so sorri mine hoomanz gifed your hooman harri roadcat, i thinked she
wuz fine here butted da ofur catz didn't, TV holding his wifekittyz paw
sympatheitically

Oh, that's ok, TV. It doesn't really bother me that much - most of the
time. I've actually got all of them pretty well trained to respect me.
Except maybe Ranger - he still needs a swat and a growl now and then.
And my Paw *does* seem to really enjoy having Harri Roadcat around.

Cleo

I'd put the human in kitty jail while the cats go on vacation somewhere
fun!

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
what wuuld be da purnishmint fur been hauled offta kitty jail while da
hoomanz sayed dey wuz onna vakatin? Chester and stormmee
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
We've started the debate for Chief Justicat between Chester and Lovable
Louise in the thread about the Election results in the race for
Sheriff of Catmerica. Chester has asked me to be the moderator for
this debate. Does any other cat have any questions for this debate?

Nathan

I guezz itz gud ifin it makez yourown hooman happi, whut we du ta make da
hoomanz happi, TV
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in
message ...
Stormmee wrote:
I iz so sorri mine hoomanz gifed your hooman harri roadcat, i thinked
she
wuz fine here butted da ofur catz didn't, TV holding his wifekittyz paw
sympatheitically

Oh, that's ok, TV. It doesn't really bother me that much - most of the
time. I've actually got all of them pretty well trained to respect me.
Except maybe Ranger - he still needs a swat and a growl now and then.
And my Paw *does* seem to really enjoy having Harri Roadcat around.

Cleo

I likez diz, Chezter anna for Stormmee
ClowderCat wrote in message
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I'd put the human in kitty jail while the cats go on vacation somewhere
fun!

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
what wuuld be da purnishmint fur been hauled offta kitty jail while da
hoomanz sayed dey wuz onna vakatin? Chester and stormmee
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
We've started the debate for Chief Justicat between Chester and
Lovable
Louise in the thread about the Election results in the race for
Sheriff of Catmerica. Chester has asked me to be the moderator for
this debate. Does any other cat have any questions for this debate?

Nathan

On 8 Aug 2006 18:24:32 -0700, ClowderCat's nimble, little paws typed:

We've started the debate for Chief Justicat between Chester and Lovable
Louise in the thread about the Election results in the race for
Sheriff of Catmerica. Chester has asked me to be the moderator for
this debate. Does any other cat have any questions for this debate?

Nathan

I finks dat thuh kandidates haff giffen us da information we needs.

Now itz time to vote!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
8/17/2006 10:13:26 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

Tiger hands ov3er six ballots all marked for Chester,...Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
news
On 8 Aug 2006 18:24:32 -0700, ClowderCat's nimble, little paws typed:

We've started the debate for Chief Justicat between Chester and Lovable
Louise in the thread about the Election results in the race for
Sheriff of Catmerica. Chester has asked me to be the moderator for
this debate. Does any other cat have any questions for this debate?

Nathan

I finks dat thuh kandidates haff giffen us da information we needs.

Now itz time to vote!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
8/17/2006 10:13:26 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net