Jellicle Ball: You Need a Ball Committee

OK, I juss wantid ta kno. I don't fingk I knowed Bonnie, but a hoomin hoo
wuz ever owned by a kittee kant be awl bad.

Rebecca

Paw Ess: Da tellyporterz iz eezee ta yooz. Yoo juss fingk whare yoo wantz
to go, step in, an yoo iz dere!

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Rebecca wrote:
I haz a kweschun fur da kitteez heer -- hoo iz dis hoomin tellin ussez
whut
ta do an howta do it?

Pleez note dat dis kweschun is fur da KITTEEZ, not fur dis hoomin.

Rebecca, a little miffed that a hoomin thinks kitties can't take care of
things themselves


Not *me* Rebecca. Sorry I offended you. I f I bring a can of treats
with me when I come (assuming I can get the teleporter to work) can we
be friends? I have a confession to make: while this might be my first
"appearance* at the Jellicle Ball, I know a lot more than you would
think about it: I use to intercept some of Bonnie's messges during the
pre-op leading up to the Ball ( Bonnie was never big on telecom
security, a field I spent 5 years in) -- indeed some of the messages
meant for her were misdirected to *my* in box, how else do you think I
knew about the Jellicle Ball ( beyong being spititually bonded to her,
we were so good we could read each other's minds )? I simply want this
Ball to be a BIG success. Forgive me? Can of treats? Please?

Bobcat
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Stormmee wrote:
owr howze willz sponzor yourownsef, Tiger

Thnak you for the sponsorship Tiger, now all I have to do is learn how
to use Bonnie's "Teleporter". I heard -- did I ever -- from Bonnie
about her misadventures with the old teleporter; a few years ago I
built a new computer , which she -- of course -- hijacked, and
installed the her new "teleporter" in/on -- only she did not tell me
-- of course -- *where* on *MY* computer it is located, or even *HOW*
to use it.

Speaking of "Teleporters" is there any unpleasent effects associated
with them -- like vomiting, disorientation, etc.?

So this year's Jellicle Ball will be held at the "Collyseum, in Rome".
I'll be the this will be my *first* Jellicle Ball. So the cats are
going to wear TOGAS?!? Gee you woulf fit anywhere on any ,major
university in the US of A (ROTFLMAO). O.K. I'll be coming in a TOGA
(sounds approriate for the "Collyseum in Rome"). I'm going to *try* to
get there early... that assumes I don't end up somewhere else in trying
to operate the "teleporter".

IT sounds as though you already have a Ball Committee lined up. Now all
you need is the Cat Corale (?), an MC, and at least some Cat to stand
in as Mistress of the Night. By the way have you got a construction
crew to build the platforms, etc.?

Bobcat

OK, fangu, Tiger.

Rebecca

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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I think diz hooman iz hafin a hurtin heart anna tryinta hep us kuz hizown
lofin kittee iz gone, I iz not tryinta yell at yourwnsef butted i thinkz
diz
iz it, Tiger, careflli
Rebecca wrote in message
...
I haz a kweschun fur da kitteez heer -- hoo iz dis hoomin tellin ussez
whut
ta do an howta do it?

Pleez note dat dis kweschun is fur da KITTEEZ, not fur dis hoomin.

Rebecca, a little miffed that a hoomin thinks kitties can't take care of
things themselves

wrote in message
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Stormmee wrote:
owr howze willz sponzor yourownsef, Tiger

Thnak you for the sponsorship Tiger, now all I have to do is learn how
to use Bonnie's "Teleporter". I heard -- did I ever -- from Bonnie
about her misadventures with the old teleporter; a few years ago I
built a new computer , which she -- of course -- hijacked, and
installed the her new "teleporter" in/on -- only she did not tell me
-- of course -- *where* on *MY* computer it is located, or even *HOW*
to use it.

Speaking of "Teleporters" is there any unpleasent effects associated
with them -- like vomiting, disorientation, etc.?

So this year's Jellicle Ball will be held at the "Collyseum, in Rome".
I'll be the this will be my *first* Jellicle Ball. So the cats are
going to wear TOGAS?!? Gee you woulf fit anywhere on any ,major
university in the US of A (ROTFLMAO). O.K. I'll be coming in a TOGA
(sounds approriate for the "Collyseum in Rome"). I'm going to *try* to
get there early... that assumes I don't end up somewhere else in trying
to operate the "teleporter".

IT sounds as though you already have a Ball Committee lined up. Now all
you need is the Cat Corale (?), an MC, and at least some Cat to stand
in as Mistress of the Night. By the way have you got a construction
crew to build the platforms, etc.?

Bobcat

On 1 Oct 2006 12:31:24 -0700, 's nimble, little
paws typed:

IT sounds as though you already have a Ball Committee lined up. Now all
you need is the Cat Corale (?), an MC, and at least some Cat to stand
in as Mistress of the Night. By the way have you got a construction
crew to build the platforms, etc.?

Bobcat

Hi dere Mr. Bobcat,

I downt fink dan many of usses haff met yew; I'fe been meowing heer
ofur twee yeerz, an I didn't. My nayme iz Anaïis, an' I'ze a fife yeer
owld Purrsian, winked to Tiger (howse ov Grass).

So since yew haffen't been heer in yeerz, I finks dat yew shud kno
dat deze daze, derez onlee 'bown eight actif sekretariez, an just us
regular kittiez.

So derez not enuf kittiez to post to fill awl deze poshinuz...
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
10/2/2006 12:11:56 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

Dear Mme Anais,

Ah more than likely a literary cat names after Anais Nin yes?? No this
is will be my first time *at* the Ball, though I have actually seen it
because Bonnie sometimes left the com system up so I could see and read
real time events ( Bonnie was not big into telco security ). Some times
I would catch glimpses of the Ball through her eyes (which was kinda
strange) as though I were there in purrrson). So Tiger is your
"wink-wink"?? I think I have spoken to him already. I look forward --
well sort of -- to actually being at the Ball. Bonnie should be there
not me. With luck, sometime in October *2* new Bombay "Black Panthers"
will be on the loose, and with luck you will meet them next year at the
Ball. As for me, well look for a human-like decrepit version of a
Bobcat, complete with whiskers. I'll be on a cane, due to advancing
Parkinson's Disease ( a very human disease cat's dont get.). I'm going
to leave Calypso, my Service Dog in Training (a 2-2/3 y.o. Black
Belgian Sheepdog) home. Bonnie had him pretty well trained , but a
sheepdog in among thousands of CATS?!? I don't think so!!!

Bobcat the Well Read

Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
On 1 Oct 2006 12:31:24 -0700, 's nimble, little
paws typed:

IT sounds as though you already have a Ball Committee lined up. Now all
you need is the Cat Corale (?), an MC, and at least some Cat to stand
in as Mistress of the Night. By the way have you got a construction
crew to build the platforms, etc.?

Bobcat

Hi dere Mr. Bobcat,

I downt fink dan many of usses haff met yew; I'fe been meowing heer
ofur twee yeerz, an I didn't. My nayme iz Anaïis, an' I'ze a fife yeer
owld Purrsian, winked to Tiger (howse ov Grass).

So since yew haffen't been heer in yeerz, I finks dat yew shud kno
dat deze daze, derez onlee 'bown eight actif sekretariez, an just us
regular kittiez.

So derez not enuf kittiez to post to fill awl deze poshinuz...
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
10/2/2006 12:11:56 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

Rebecca wrote:
I haz a kweschun fur da kitteez heer -- hoo iz dis hoomin tellin ussez whut
ta do an howta do it?

Humans ARE the law, kitty cat! You HAVE to listen to us!

Pleez note dat dis kweschun is fur da KITTEEZ, not fur dis hoomin.

ANY question can be answered by a human, silly kitty!

Rebecca, a little miffed that a hoomin thinks kitties can't take care of
things themselves

Experience has shown that you can't!

--- A Nonny Mouse Hooman Bean

six cats in IL roll on deir bakz anna laffa atta hooman whut thinkz itz
smurt,... Tiger waves at miss becca anna laughs lowdly atta hooman
Cory wrote in message
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Rebecca wrote:
I haz a kweschun fur da kitteez heer -- hoo iz dis hoomin tellin ussez
whut
ta do an howta do it?

Humans ARE the law, kitty cat! You HAVE to listen to us!

Pleez note dat dis kweschun is fur da KITTEEZ, not fur dis hoomin.

ANY question can be answered by a human, silly kitty!

Rebecca, a little miffed that a hoomin thinks kitties can't take care of
things themselves

Experience has shown that you can't!

--- A Nonny Mouse Hooman Bean

On 2 Oct 2006 19:41:52 -0700, "Cory" wrote:

Rebecca wrote:
I haz a kweschun fur da kitteez heer -- hoo iz dis hoomin tellin ussez whut
ta do an howta do it?

Humans ARE the law, kitty cat! You HAVE to listen to us!

Pleez note dat dis kweschun is fur da KITTEEZ, not fur dis hoomin.

ANY question can be answered by a human, silly kitty!

Rebecca, a little miffed that a hoomin thinks kitties can't take care of
things themselves

Experience has shown that you can't!

--- A Nonny Mouse Hooman Bean


I teleport to foot of A Nonny Mouse Hooman Bean and bite his big toe.
He screams like a Mouse. I teleport back. Who says we can't handle
things?

Cinder
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147

[Rebecca applauds enthusiastically.]

"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
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On 2 Oct 2006 19:41:52 -0700, "Cory" wrote:

Rebecca wrote:
I haz a kweschun fur da kitteez heer -- hoo iz dis hoomin tellin ussez
whut
ta do an howta do it?

Humans ARE the law, kitty cat! You HAVE to listen to us!

Pleez note dat dis kweschun is fur da KITTEEZ, not fur dis hoomin.

ANY question can be answered by a human, silly kitty!

Rebecca, a little miffed that a hoomin thinks kitties can't take care of
things themselves

Experience has shown that you can't!

--- A Nonny Mouse Hooman Bean


I teleport to foot of A Nonny Mouse Hooman Bean and bite his big toe.
He screams like a Mouse. I teleport back. Who says we can't handle
things?

Cinder
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147

"Rebecca" wrote in message
et...
[Rebecca applauds enthusiastically.]

"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
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On 2 Oct 2006 19:41:52 -0700, "Cory" wrote:

Rebecca wrote:
I haz a kweschun fur da kitteez heer -- hoo iz dis hoomin tellin ussez
whut
ta do an howta do it?

Humans ARE the law, kitty cat! You HAVE to listen to us!

Pleez note dat dis kweschun is fur da KITTEEZ, not fur dis hoomin.

ANY question can be answered by a human, silly kitty!

Rebecca, a little miffed that a hoomin thinks kitties can't take care
of
things themselves

Experience has shown that you can't!

--- A Nonny Mouse Hooman Bean


I teleport to foot of A Nonny Mouse Hooman Bean and bite his big toe.
He screams like a Mouse. I teleport back. Who says we can't handle
things?

Cinder
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147






I wunder if tha hoomin has diskuvvered tha sorce uf tha funny smell in his
bedrum yet??
Garfeeld wif an eeevil grin

Hoomins has no sense uf hiijeeen. He prubly dusn't even no tha differense.
waste uf purrfektly gud mowse if yu ask me.
Moe, disgustedly.

Oh, it wuzznt just mowse, Moe. There was lotsa uther fings as well.
Garfeeld, smugly.

gud doit, Tiger fur hiz howze!!!
John Ross Mc Master wrote in message
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On 2 Oct 2006 19:41:52 -0700, "Cory" wrote:

Rebecca wrote:
I haz a kweschun fur da kitteez heer -- hoo iz dis hoomin tellin ussez
whut
ta do an howta do it?

Humans ARE the law, kitty cat! You HAVE to listen to us!

Pleez note dat dis kweschun is fur da KITTEEZ, not fur dis hoomin.

ANY question can be answered by a human, silly kitty!

Rebecca, a little miffed that a hoomin thinks kitties can't take care
of
things themselves

Experience has shown that you can't!

--- A Nonny Mouse Hooman Bean


I teleport to foot of A Nonny Mouse Hooman Bean and bite his big toe.
He screams like a Mouse. I teleport back. Who says we can't handle
things?

Cinder
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147