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Old February 18th 06, 03:46 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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My Hoomins ordered the Pizza tonite.

I was snoozing in my luxurious throne when I smelled the Pepperoni. Ah, the
Pizza. I raised my regal head out of the deep chair so Butt Face (my luvin
Hoomin) could see me. Ah GUD, BF has noticed me. So I raised my nose at him
and gave him the wide eyed look. BF says, "Does Cali want some Pepperoni".
No stupid, I always look like this! I had three more pieces of the Pepperoni
before I was done with my slave. Fortunately the other Boobs don't like the
Pepperoni.


Your Queen

Cali



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Old February 18th 06, 10:50 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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BF says, "Does Cali want some Pepperoni".
No stupid, I always look like this! I had three more pieces of the Pepperoni
before I was done with my slave. Fortunately the other Boobs don't like the
Pepperoni.



I hopes you also held out for some Cheez. I demands BOTH before I'll
stop tryin' to be a table boy. Oh yeahs, and I like the kind called
meat luvers cause its gots ham an bacon an pep'roni plus cheez.

--Smokey

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Old February 19th 06, 12:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"Enfilade" wrote in message
ups.com...

BF says, "Does Cali want some Pepperoni".
No stupid, I always look like this! I had three more pieces of the
Pepperoni
before I was done with my slave. Fortunately the other Boobs don't like
the
Pepperoni.



I hopes you also held out for some Cheez. I demands BOTH before I'll
stop tryin' to be a table boy. Oh yeahs, and I like the kind called
meat luvers cause its gots ham an bacon an pep'roni plus cheez.

--Smokey


I did not know Pizza came with The Bacon, it is even better than The
Pepperoni. You have trained your Hoomins well. My Smokey (loyal subject)
likes the Cheeze, but only the orange kind.

Cali



 




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