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Old August 30th 04, 04:14 AM
badwilson
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Yesterday Dennis was lying on the couch and he decided to call Vino. Now
the way to get Vino to actually come when called is to make your voice all
excited and use the word "lizard" a few times as well. Works every time.
So, Dennis was pretending to see a lizard for Vino and was calling him.
Dennis didn't know that he was interrupting Vino doing his business in the
litterbox.
Vino got so excited, he jumped out of his box to come running. He jumped
right up on Dennis' chest in order to get higher up to look for the lizard.
His furry little butt was right in Dennis' face. Suddenly Dennis jumped up
off the couch yelling "eeeeewwww!". He was shuddering and laughing at the
same time.
I grabbed Vino and noticed that he had a poop sticking an inch out of his
butt. I guess he came running before he had time to...err..."pinch it off".
LOL! We took care of the problem for him but couldn't resist calling him
Mr. Poopy Pants for the rest of the day :-)
--
Britta
Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered
in fur!
Check out pictures of Vino at:
http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album





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Old August 30th 04, 06:09 AM
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On Mon, 30 Aug 2004 10:14:02 +0700, badwilson wrote:

Yesterday Dennis was lying on the couch and he decided to call Vino. Now
the way to get Vino to actually come when called is to make your voice all
excited and use the word "lizard" a few times as well. Works every time.
So, Dennis was pretending to see a lizard for Vino and was calling him.
Dennis didn't know that he was interrupting Vino doing his business in the
litterbox.
Vino got so excited, he jumped out of his box to come running. He jumped
right up on Dennis' chest in order to get higher up to look for the lizard.
His furry little butt was right in Dennis' face. Suddenly Dennis jumped up
off the couch yelling "eeeeewwww!". He was shuddering and laughing at the
same time.
I grabbed Vino and noticed that he had a poop sticking an inch out of his
butt. I guess he came running before he had time to...err..."pinch it off".
LOL! We took care of the problem for him but couldn't resist calling him
Mr. Poopy Pants for the rest of the day :-)
--
Britta
Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered
in fur!
Check out pictures of Vino at:
http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album



Serves him right for trying to trick Vino!




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Old August 30th 04, 06:09 AM
mlbriggs
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On Mon, 30 Aug 2004 10:14:02 +0700, badwilson wrote:

Yesterday Dennis was lying on the couch and he decided to call Vino. Now
the way to get Vino to actually come when called is to make your voice all
excited and use the word "lizard" a few times as well. Works every time.
So, Dennis was pretending to see a lizard for Vino and was calling him.
Dennis didn't know that he was interrupting Vino doing his business in the
litterbox.
Vino got so excited, he jumped out of his box to come running. He jumped
right up on Dennis' chest in order to get higher up to look for the lizard.
His furry little butt was right in Dennis' face. Suddenly Dennis jumped up
off the couch yelling "eeeeewwww!". He was shuddering and laughing at the
same time.
I grabbed Vino and noticed that he had a poop sticking an inch out of his
butt. I guess he came running before he had time to...err..."pinch it off".
LOL! We took care of the problem for him but couldn't resist calling him
Mr. Poopy Pants for the rest of the day :-)
--
Britta
Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered
in fur!
Check out pictures of Vino at:
http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album



Serves him right for trying to trick Vino!




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Old August 30th 04, 01:16 PM
Helen Wheels
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badwilson wrote:

Yesterday Dennis was lying on the couch and he decided to call Vino. Now
the way to get Vino to actually come when called is to make your voice all
excited and use the word "lizard" a few times as well. Works every time.
So, Dennis was pretending to see a lizard for Vino and was calling him.
Dennis didn't know that he was interrupting Vino doing his business in the
litterbox.
Vino got so excited, he jumped out of his box to come running. He jumped
right up on Dennis' chest in order to get higher up to look for the lizard.
His furry little butt was right in Dennis' face. Suddenly Dennis jumped up
off the couch yelling "eeeeewwww!". He was shuddering and laughing at the
same time.
I grabbed Vino and noticed that he had a poop sticking an inch out of his
butt. I guess he came running before he had time to...err..."pinch it off".
LOL! We took care of the problem for him but couldn't resist calling him
Mr. Poopy Pants for the rest of the day :-)
--
Britta
Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered
in fur!
Check out pictures of Vino at:
http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album



Yeuch! Poor Dennis. And how embarassing for Vino. And now you've told
the whole world.
Prepare for Vino's revenge.
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Old August 30th 04, 01:16 PM
Helen Wheels
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badwilson wrote:

Yesterday Dennis was lying on the couch and he decided to call Vino. Now
the way to get Vino to actually come when called is to make your voice all
excited and use the word "lizard" a few times as well. Works every time.
So, Dennis was pretending to see a lizard for Vino and was calling him.
Dennis didn't know that he was interrupting Vino doing his business in the
litterbox.
Vino got so excited, he jumped out of his box to come running. He jumped
right up on Dennis' chest in order to get higher up to look for the lizard.
His furry little butt was right in Dennis' face. Suddenly Dennis jumped up
off the couch yelling "eeeeewwww!". He was shuddering and laughing at the
same time.
I grabbed Vino and noticed that he had a poop sticking an inch out of his
butt. I guess he came running before he had time to...err..."pinch it off".
LOL! We took care of the problem for him but couldn't resist calling him
Mr. Poopy Pants for the rest of the day :-)
--
Britta
Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered
in fur!
Check out pictures of Vino at:
http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album



Yeuch! Poor Dennis. And how embarassing for Vino. And now you've told
the whole world.
Prepare for Vino's revenge.
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Old August 30th 04, 01:19 PM
Victor Martinez
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badwilson wrote:
Vino got so excited, he jumped out of his box to come running. He jumped
right up on Dennis' chest in order to get higher up to look for the lizard.
His furry little butt was right in Dennis' face. Suddenly Dennis jumped up


Dennis should be glad Vino didn't sit on his face...

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Old August 30th 04, 01:19 PM
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badwilson wrote:
Vino got so excited, he jumped out of his box to come running. He jumped
right up on Dennis' chest in order to get higher up to look for the lizard.
His furry little butt was right in Dennis' face. Suddenly Dennis jumped up


Dennis should be glad Vino didn't sit on his face...

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Old August 31st 04, 01:29 AM
Cheryl
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In the fine newsgroup "rec.pets.cats.anecdotes", "badwilson"
artfully composed this message within
on 29 Aug 2004:

LOL! We took care of the problem for him but couldn't resist
calling him Mr. Poopy Pants for the rest of the day :-)


Bwahahaha!! I agree with Annie and where was the BW!! hehehhe

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Old August 31st 04, 01:29 AM
Cheryl
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In the fine newsgroup "rec.pets.cats.anecdotes", "badwilson"
artfully composed this message within
on 29 Aug 2004:

LOL! We took care of the problem for him but couldn't resist
calling him Mr. Poopy Pants for the rest of the day :-)


Bwahahaha!! I agree with Annie and where was the BW!! hehehhe

--
Cheryl
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Old August 31st 04, 02:19 PM
Kreisleriana
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On Mon, 30 Aug 2004 10:14:02 +0700, "badwilson"
yodeled:

Yesterday Dennis was lying on the couch and he decided to call Vino. Now
the way to get Vino to actually come when called is to make your voice all
excited and use the word "lizard" a few times as well. Works every time.
So, Dennis was pretending to see a lizard for Vino and was calling him.
Dennis didn't know that he was interrupting Vino doing his business in the
litterbox.
Vino got so excited, he jumped out of his box to come running. He jumped
right up on Dennis' chest in order to get higher up to look for the lizard.
His furry little butt was right in Dennis' face. Suddenly Dennis jumped up
off the couch yelling "eeeeewwww!". He was shuddering and laughing at the
same time.
I grabbed Vino and noticed that he had a poop sticking an inch out of his
butt. I guess he came running before he had time to...err..."pinch it off".
LOL! We took care of the problem for him but couldn't resist calling him
Mr. Poopy Pants for the rest of the day :-)


ROFLMAO-- "Behold the power of lizards!"



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