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  #11  
Old January 20th 11, 05:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default sumkatz agen!

der waza incidint atta gramby's yezterday wif deze sumcats... it seemz dat
dey breaked into da gramby's kitchen anna opined canned fudz, den willow
anna ot getted blamed, i iz sure willow will tellz bowt it when da pooter
returnz, OEJ
"Cheryl" wrote in message
...
On 2011-01-19 9:02 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
sumtimez i think da sumcatz wurkz fur da TEDZ, OEJ
wrote in message
...
On 2011-01-18 5:51 PM, rafflescat wrote:
Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums
fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes!
N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted
huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat.
Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney
cos dares no fud. See?Poses in front of pooter

Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp!

Gordon Kittiez

Da sumkats iz a konstant purroblum. Hoomins iz alla tyme blamin innosent
kats fur wat thu sumkats duz. Lyke hurkin onna karpit or kinda nokkin
ovur
thu salad (meomie kalls it flowrz) wile nibblin onnit.

Az fur starvin kats, I blamez TEDs tu. Theyz alla tyme sayin katz is fat
wen they iz jus fluffy or that they needz tu eet less wen they haz a
normul helfy appitite. That sorta fing gives hoomins bad idees.

--
Sam



Thiz is furry lykely. It iz a konspirassy betwene thu sumkats anna TED tu
make lifr hard fur reel kats!!

--
Sam



  #12  
Old January 20th 11, 08:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default sumkatz agen!

On Jan 19, 4:54*am, rafflescat
wrote:
On Jan 18, 11:10*pm, MeOwy wrote:





On Jan 18, 5:21*pm, rafflescat
wrote:


*Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums
fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes!
N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted
huwngwee - *deys gettin a dayz starvin - *n disgustin fingz wike dat.
Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney
cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter


Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp!


Gordon Kittiez


I wil hewp yoo.
I awways leev wotz ob fud in da dish fur enny uffur kittees.
Sew far dey hab gnot showed up to eet dere shayre.
Meowmie tayks it tew da d*g neks door.
Uffurwyze da pawpaw wil gnot by da fansee feest fur me.
Yoo may eet mine weftofurs, Gordon Kittiez.
MeOwy


Awh fangu MeOwy. Dis is wen yu findz owt who yure furrendz awr. evil
stare atta Meomie Wats Fancy Feest?

Gordon Kittiez (who onny gets boring YewKay fud n arr fed up wiff it)- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Deer Gordon Kittiez. Fansy Feets iz a furry taystee fewyne fud inna
widdl tin can wich is da rite amownt fur 3 kitteez.
Butted neowadayz ai dine by mynone as da 2 uvver memfurz ob ar cwowder
wentted tu da Brij. In cays dey show up, ai awways leev dere shayre
ob da fud in da dish. snf.
Snif.
egsyooz me pweez, i gonna getta tishoo (sob)..
Heer we go, da tishoo boks gotta wotta tishooz (snf snf) I wil gwab
wun ob dem an..den anuffur wun..mite as well get dem awl outta da boks
as wong as Im heer doing dis.......
Meowy..furiously bizzy...
  #13  
Old January 20th 11, 09:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default sumkatz agen!

da soft alwayz sqweelz wif deelite when one of uses getz da tissues owt fur
da hoominz, OEJ
"MeOwy" wrote in message
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On Jan 19, 4:54 am, rafflescat
wrote:
On Jan 18, 11:10 pm, MeOwy wrote:





On Jan 18, 5:21 pm, rafflescat
wrote:


Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums
fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes!
N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted
huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat.
Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney
cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter


Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp!


Gordon Kittiez


I wil hewp yoo.
I awways leev wotz ob fud in da dish fur enny uffur kittees.
Sew far dey hab gnot showed up to eet dere shayre.
Meowmie tayks it tew da d*g neks door.
Uffurwyze da pawpaw wil gnot by da fansee feest fur me.
Yoo may eet mine weftofurs, Gordon Kittiez.
MeOwy


Awh fangu MeOwy. Dis is wen yu findz owt who yure furrendz awr. evil
stare atta Meomie Wats Fancy Feest?

Gordon Kittiez (who onny gets boring YewKay fud n arr fed up wiff it)-
Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Deer Gordon Kittiez. Fansy Feets iz a furry taystee fewyne fud inna
widdl tin can wich is da rite amownt fur 3 kitteez.
Butted neowadayz ai dine by mynone as da 2 uvver memfurz ob ar cwowder
wentted tu da Brij. In cays dey show up, ai awways leev dere shayre
ob da fud in da dish. snf.
Snif.
egsyooz me pweez, i gonna getta tishoo (sob)..
Heer we go, da tishoo boks gotta wotta tishooz (snf snf) I wil gwab
wun ob dem an..den anuffur wun..mite as well get dem awl outta da boks
as wong as Im heer doing dis.......
Meowy..furiously bizzy...


  #14  
Old January 21st 11, 10:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default sumkatz agen!

On Jan 20, 7:45*pm, MeOwy wrote:
On Jan 19, 4:54*am, rafflescat
wrote:









On Jan 18, 11:10*pm, MeOwy wrote:


On Jan 18, 5:21*pm, rafflescat
wrote:


*Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums
fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes!
N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted
huwngwee - *deys gettin a dayz starvin - *n disgustin fingz wike dat.
Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney
cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter


Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp!


Gordon Kittiez


I wil hewp yoo.
I awways leev wotz ob fud in da dish fur enny uffur kittees.
Sew far dey hab gnot showed up to eet dere shayre.
Meowmie tayks it tew da d*g neks door.
Uffurwyze da pawpaw wil gnot by da fansee feest fur me.
Yoo may eet mine weftofurs, Gordon Kittiez.
MeOwy


Awh fangu MeOwy. Dis is wen yu findz owt who yure furrendz awr. evil
stare atta Meomie Wats Fancy Feest?


Gordon Kittiez (who onny gets boring YewKay fud n arr fed up wiff it)- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Deer Gordon Kittiez. *Fansy Feets iz a furry taystee fewyne fud inna
widdl tin can wich is da rite amownt fur 3 kitteez.
Butted neowadayz ai dine by mynone as da 2 uvver memfurz ob ar cwowder
wentted tu da Brij. *In cays dey show up, ai awways leev dere shayre
ob da fud in da dish. snf.
Snif.
egsyooz me pweez, i gonna getta tishoo (sob)..
Heer we go, da tishoo boks gotta wotta tishooz (snf snf) I wil gwab
wun ob dem an..den anuffur wun..mite as well get dem awl outta da boks
as wong as Im heer doing dis.......
Meowy..furiously bizzy...


MeOwy! Purrlease furgiff myneself fur askin an makin yureownself
sadsad! Me knows how yu feel, more of Meomiez kittiez ar atta Bridje
dan ar heer! She gets dem sadsad eyes a wot jist weesentlee n we getz
dem wiff hur.....sniff...sniff....

Jack, sortin owt his own tisshew bocks....sniff.
  #15  
Old January 21st 11, 10:54 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Posts: 546
Default sumkatz agen!

On Jan 20, 4:05*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
der waza incidint atta gramby's yezterday wif deze sumcats... it seemz dat
dey breaked into da gramby's kitchen anna opined canned fudz, den willow
anna ot getted blamed, i iz sure willow will tellz bowt it when da pooter
returnz, OEJ"Cheryl" wrote in message





Ya dont say! More sumkatz? Dats disgustin! Wees waitin fur Willow den......Poor kittiez. Gettin bwamed, we nose dat feelin!


Gordon Kittiez

  #16  
Old January 22nd 11, 04:37 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Posts: 1,652
Default sumkatz agen!

On Jan 21, 5:48*pm, rafflescat
wrote:
On Jan 20, 7:45*pm, MeOwy wrote:





On Jan 19, 4:54*am, rafflescat
wrote:


On Jan 18, 11:10*pm, MeOwy wrote:


On Jan 18, 5:21*pm, rafflescat
wrote:


*Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums
fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes!
N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted
huwngwee - *deys gettin a dayz starvin - *n disgustin fingz wike dat.
Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney
cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter


Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp!


Gordon Kittiez


I wil hewp yoo.
I awways leev wotz ob fud in da dish fur enny uffur kittees.
Sew far dey hab gnot showed up to eet dere shayre.
Meowmie tayks it tew da d*g neks door.
Uffurwyze da pawpaw wil gnot by da fansee feest fur me.
Yoo may eet mine weftofurs, Gordon Kittiez.
MeOwy


Awh fangu MeOwy. Dis is wen yu findz owt who yure furrendz awr. evil
stare atta Meomie Wats Fancy Feest?


Gordon Kittiez (who onny gets boring YewKay fud n arr fed up wiff it)- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Deer Gordon Kittiez. *Fansy Feets iz a furry taystee fewyne fud inna
widdl tin can wich is da rite amownt fur 3 kitteez.
Butted neowadayz ai dine by mynone as da 2 uvver memfurz ob ar cwowder
wentted tu da Brij. *In cays dey show up, ai awways leev dere shayre
ob da fud in da dish. snf.
Snif.
egsyooz me pweez, i gonna getta tishoo (sob)..
Heer we go, da tishoo boks gotta wotta tishooz (snf snf) I wil gwab
wun ob dem an..den anuffur wun..mite as well get dem awl outta da boks
as wong as Im heer doing dis.......
Meowy..furiously bizzy...


MeOwy! Purrlease furgiff myneself fur askin an makin yureownself
sadsad! Me knows how yu feel, more of Meomiez kittiez ar atta Bridje
dan ar heer! She gets dem sadsad eyes a wot jist weesentlee n we getz
dem wiff hur.....sniff...sniff....

Jack, sortin owt his own tisshew bocks....sniff.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Datz awl rite Jack...i hadded a mowmint ob sowwow butted it wuz awl
tew da gudgud as i gotted awl da tishooz outta da bokx. Itted wuznt
eezy, so i wil pawbly be getting sum pwayze fwum da meowmie furry
soon.
MeOwy pee ess: gud lukk sortin yoor tishooz, sumtymez dey juts wil
gnot kum out ware usses cud mayk yoos ob dem.
  #17  
Old January 22nd 11, 08:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default sumkatz agen!

da pooter iz still bein fized, OEJ
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
On Jan 20, 4:05 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
der waza incidint atta gramby's yezterday wif deze sumcats... it seemz dat
dey breaked into da gramby's kitchen anna opined canned fudz, den willow
anna ot getted blamed, i iz sure willow will tellz bowt it when da pooter
returnz, OEJ"Cheryl" wrote in message





Ya dont say! More sumkatz? Dats disgustin! Wees waitin fur Willow
den.....Poor kittiez. Gettin bwamed, we nose dat feelin!


Gordon Kittiez



 




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