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  #11  
Old May 25th 11, 04:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default eatink da oystzers

Piglett walks by with Wascal and stops to speak to Trudi. Dangu for
innerducing Booker to Lizzy. They seem to be havink a gudgud timez.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

the sun haz begun to settle in da wezt, kitteez iz eatin da oyzterz anna
sucheez,... some tender kitteez haz started a big fire and putted kushinz,
bwankeez anna low tablez arownd da fire... da sucheez anna oyzterz haz mofed
in kloser to da fire anna der iz much catversationz anan fun bein had by
all...

Trudi takes da mikraphone anna sayz...

ok ucatz, eatz alla diz here sucheezz anna oyzterz up so none iz wazted...
enjoy yourown efinin beclawz i iz sure der iz sumfin comin along
tomaorrow...

she turns to jack who has returned to da beech wif hersef, dey haza bwankee
on which da new little mowsee iz layin, long wif a pwatez of sucheez anna
oyzterz anna bottle of nip wine...

Jack haz ursef been hafin funz on diz here kruze?

trudi
"Booker" wrote in message
...
okey dokey. Herez a glazz of nip cider an a playte of fine oysterz fur us
to share. Ize warmed da cider, it iz furry gud dat way. Shall weze sitz by
da fire so yu kin stay warm?

Booker

On 5/24/2011 4:25 PM, Gramby wrote:
Yez I wud like sum morez. Lizzie not used to dealink with fi\renly
mancats.

"Booker" wrote in message ...

Ize wud be mor den happi to help lizzie.

Booker openz a oyster an eetz it. Oopz, dat waznt da rite fing to do. He
opinz anofur one an handz it to Lizzie.

Here Lizzie, ize gonna opin sum more fur uz. Wud yu like sum nip cider
wif yur oysterz?

Booker

On 5/24/2011 1:41 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
Trudi consultz herown skort buk anna liztz of single mencatz...

hhhmmm, booker whatsa say ursef hepz lizzie? Trudi...

lookin fur a bakup mancat shuld booker be buzy
wrote in message
...
Lizzie stands at a table with a plate of oysters and can not seem to
pop
them open. Since she was out is the cold last winter, her paws are
still
tender and she looks toward Piglett in frustration. Piglett taps her on
the head and says "Be patient little one". She goes to Trudi, "Trudi
mine
fren iz dere a single boycat dat can help Lizzie wiff da oysterx? Her
paws aren't bak to normal yet and hersekf wansta eat some of den,
Wascal
helps me but he is busy with so mannie kitties."




  #12  
Old May 25th 11, 04:23 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default eatink da oystzers

datz gud dey iz 'joyin each ofurz komapanee, Trudi smilin at herown furnd
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett walks by with Wascal and stops to speak to Trudi. Dangu for
innerducing Booker to Lizzy. They seem to be havink a gudgud timez.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

the sun haz begun to settle in da wezt, kitteez iz eatin da oyzterz anna
sucheez,... some tender kitteez haz started a big fire and putted kushinz,
bwankeez anna low tablez arownd da fire... da sucheez anna oyzterz haz
mofed
in kloser to da fire anna der iz much catversationz anan fun bein had by
all...

Trudi takes da mikraphone anna sayz...

ok ucatz, eatz alla diz here sucheezz anna oyzterz up so none iz wazted...
enjoy yourown efinin beclawz i iz sure der iz sumfin comin along
tomaorrow...

she turns to jack who has returned to da beech wif hersef, dey haza
bwankee
on which da new little mowsee iz layin, long wif a pwatez of sucheez anna
oyzterz anna bottle of nip wine...

Jack haz ursef been hafin funz on diz here kruze?

trudi
"Booker" wrote in message
...
okey dokey. Herez a glazz of nip cider an a playte of fine oysterz fur us
to share. Ize warmed da cider, it iz furry gud dat way. Shall weze sitz
by da fire so yu kin stay warm?

Booker

On 5/24/2011 4:25 PM, Gramby wrote:
Yez I wud like sum morez. Lizzie not used to dealink with fi\renly
mancats.

"Booker" wrote in message ...

Ize wud be mor den happi to help lizzie.

Booker openz a oyster an eetz it. Oopz, dat waznt da rite fing to do. He
opinz anofur one an handz it to Lizzie.

Here Lizzie, ize gonna opin sum more fur uz. Wud yu like sum nip cider
wif yur oysterz?

Booker

On 5/24/2011 1:41 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
Trudi consultz herown skort buk anna liztz of single mencatz...

hhhmmm, booker whatsa say ursef hepz lizzie? Trudi...

lookin fur a bakup mancat shuld booker be buzy
wrote in message
...
Lizzie stands at a table with a plate of oysters and can not seem to
pop
them open. Since she was out is the cold last winter, her paws are
still
tender and she looks toward Piglett in frustration. Piglett taps her
on
the head and says "Be patient little one". She goes to Trudi, "Trudi
mine
fren iz dere a single boycat dat can help Lizzie wiff da oysterx? Her
paws aren't bak to normal yet and hersekf wansta eat some of den,
Wascal
helps me but he is busy with so mannie kitties."






  #13  
Old May 25th 11, 04:20 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default eatink da oystzers



On 5/24/2011 7:35 PM, Gramby wrote:
Lizzie a little shy takes the plate of food and the warmed nip. Fangu so
furry muchez, I tried to smak dem but dey wudent open for mineself. she
follows Booker and they take a seat near the fire. I iznt really kold
now, justa a liddle damp maybe. Dere are a lodda nize kitties here. Dat
izso different from where I wuz afore.


Lizzie, yu is a luky kittie now. Yu haf menny freendz, lotz of gud gud
fud, an yull alwayz be warm now. Haf yu tried da soochies? Dey is gud
two. Diz is so relaxin. I likez bein by da fire, cuz ize likez to be warm.

Booker
  #14  
Old May 25th 11, 05:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default eatink da oystzers

Lizzie ducks her head. I duzent kno what soocheez iz. Dey didn't haff dem
in da out where I lifved.

"Booker" wrote in message
...



On 5/24/2011 7:35 PM, Gramby wrote:
Lizzie a little shy takes the plate of food and the warmed nip. Fangu so
furry muchez, I tried to smak dem but dey wudent open for mineself. she
follows Booker and they take a seat near the fire. I iznt really kold
now, justa a liddle damp maybe. Dere are a lodda nize kitties here. Dat
izso different from where I wuz afore.


Lizzie, yu is a luky kittie now. Yu haf menny freendz, lotz of gud gud
fud, an yull alwayz be warm now. Haf yu tried da soochies? Dey is gud
two. Diz is so relaxin. I likez bein by da fire, cuz ize likez to be warm.

Booker

  #15  
Old May 25th 11, 05:55 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Posts: 1,093
Default eatink da oystzers

Dey is fishiez, yu will like dem. Heer iz a liddle one fur yu to try.
Itz gud to tri new fings. I tri many new fingz til ize git hoominnz
seyin "no Booker, stop dat."

Booker

On 5/25/2011 9:51 AM, Gramby wrote:
Lizzie ducks her head. I duzent kno what soocheez iz. Dey didn't haff
dem in da out where I lifved.

"Booker" wrote in message
...



On 5/24/2011 7:35 PM, Gramby wrote:
Lizzie a little shy takes the plate of food and the warmed nip. Fangu so
furry muchez, I tried to smak dem but dey wudent open for mineself. she
follows Booker and they take a seat near the fire. I iznt really kold
now, justa a liddle damp maybe. Dere are a lodda nize kitties here. Dat
izso different from where I wuz afore.


Lizzie, yu is a luky kittie now. Yu haf menny freendz, lotz of gud gud
fud, an yull alwayz be warm now. Haf yu tried da soochies? Dey is gud
two. Diz is so relaxin. I likez bein by da fire, cuz ize likez to be warm.

Booker

  #16  
Old May 25th 11, 06:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Posts: 570
Default eatink da oystzers

Ooh, yoo iz in fur a treet! Try dis wun -- itz kalled ikura, an itz liddle
sammonfishie eggz. Itz myown fafurit.

Sundance

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Lizzie ducks her head. I duzent kno what soocheez iz. Dey didn't haff
dem in da out where I lifved.

"Booker" wrote in message
...



On 5/24/2011 7:35 PM, Gramby wrote:
Lizzie a little shy takes the plate of food and the warmed nip. Fangu so
furry muchez, I tried to smak dem but dey wudent open for mineself. she
follows Booker and they take a seat near the fire. I iznt really kold
now, justa a liddle damp maybe. Dere are a lodda nize kitties here. Dat
izso different from where I wuz afore.


Lizzie, yu is a luky kittie now. Yu haf menny freendz, lotz of gud gud
fud, an yull alwayz be warm now. Haf yu tried da soochies? Dey is gud
two. Diz is so relaxin. I likez bein by da fire, cuz ize likez to be warm.

Booker



  #17  
Old May 25th 11, 06:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Posts: 1,164
Default eatink da oystzers

Effin da gtamby says no. Specially if somecat tries ta put dere noze in da
wine glazz.

"Booker" wrote in message
...

Dey is fishiez, yu will like dem. Heer iz a liddle one fur yu to try.
Itz gud to tri new fings. I tri many new fingz til ize git hoominnz
seyin "no Booker, stop dat."

Booker

On 5/25/2011 9:51 AM, Gramby wrote:
Lizzie ducks her head. I duzent kno what soocheez iz. Dey didn't haff
dem in da out where I lifved.

"Booker" wrote in message
...



On 5/24/2011 7:35 PM, Gramby wrote:
Lizzie a little shy takes the plate of food and the warmed nip. Fangu so
furry muchez, I tried to smak dem but dey wudent open for mineself. she
follows Booker and they take a seat near the fire. I iznt really kold
now, justa a liddle damp maybe. Dere are a lodda nize kitties here. Dat
izso different from where I wuz afore.


Lizzie, yu is a luky kittie now. Yu haf menny freendz, lotz of gud gud
fud, an yull alwayz be warm now. Haf yu tried da soochies? Dey is gud
two. Diz is so relaxin. I likez bein by da fire, cuz ize likez to be warm.

Booker


  #18  
Old May 25th 11, 06:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Posts: 1,164
Default eatink da oystzers

Fangu furry muchez dat waz wonnerful. Having gotten her tummy full, and for
her that is quite a feat, Lizzie settles down on the cushion for a nap.

"Sundance" wrote in message ...

Ooh, yoo iz in fur a treet! Try dis wun -- itz kalled ikura, an itz liddle
sammonfishie eggz. Itz myown fafurit.

Sundance

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Lizzie ducks her head. I duzent kno what soocheez iz. Dey didn't haff
dem in da out where I lifved.

"Booker" wrote in message
...



On 5/24/2011 7:35 PM, Gramby wrote:
Lizzie a little shy takes the plate of food and the warmed nip. Fangu so
furry muchez, I tried to smak dem but dey wudent open for mineself. she
follows Booker and they take a seat near the fire. I iznt really kold
now, justa a liddle damp maybe. Dere are a lodda nize kitties here. Dat
izso different from where I wuz afore.


Lizzie, yu is a luky kittie now. Yu haf menny freendz, lotz of gud gud
fud, an yull alwayz be warm now. Haf yu tried da soochies? Dey is gud
two. Diz is so relaxin. I likez bein by da fire, cuz ize likez to be warm.

Booker


  #19  
Old May 25th 11, 09:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default eatink da oystzers

Fank yew trudi, ai wyl tel BobQat dat. Mosey


trudi opinz herown buk... she skrutinizes a page...

den...

yep, i haz hisef rite on diz page wif afalable mencatz, butted it lukz like
booker willz du fur diz day... butted tell hisef ta stay arown atta
aktifiteez beclawz der iz alwayz gurlcatz whut needsa danzin partener.

trudi
"Mosey =^..^="
Wull, trudi mai deer, iffen uh bak up mancat iz needed, BobQat iz
availubl.
Hym iz wooking fur uh gurlfrend. Is hym styl in yer skort buk?
Mosey

trudi smilez, den klozes herown skort buk az no bak up man cat iz
reqwired...



"Booker"
Ize wud be mor den happi to help lizzie.

Booker openz a oyster an eetz it. Oopz, dat waznt da rite fing to do. He
opinz anofur one an handz it to Lizzie.

Here Lizzie, ize gonna opin sum more fur uz. Wud yu like sum nip cider
wif yur oysterz?

Booker

On 5/24/2011 1:41 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
Trudi consultz herown skort buk anna liztz of single mencatz...

hhhmmm, booker whatsa say ursef hepz lizzie? Trudi...

lookin fur a bakup mancat shuld booker be buzy
wrote in message
...
Lizzie stands at a table with a plate of oysters and can not seem to
pop
them open. Since she was out is the cold last winter, her paws are
still
tender and she looks toward Piglett in frustration. Piglett taps her
on
the head and says "Be patient little one". She goes to Trudi, "Trudi
mine
fren iz dere a single boycat dat can help Lizzie wiff da oysterx? Her
paws aren't bak to normal yet and hersekf wansta eat some of den,
Wascal
helps me but he is busy with so mannie kitties."




  #20  
Old May 25th 11, 09:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default eatink da oystzers

kule, efuri mencat iz alwayz impurtint, Trudi
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Fank yew trudi, ai wyl tel BobQat dat. Mosey


trudi opinz herown buk... she skrutinizes a page...

den...

yep, i haz hisef rite on diz page wif afalable mencatz, butted it lukz
like
booker willz du fur diz day... butted tell hisef ta stay arown atta
aktifiteez beclawz der iz alwayz gurlcatz whut needsa danzin partener.

trudi
"Mosey =^..^="
Wull, trudi mai deer, iffen uh bak up mancat iz needed, BobQat iz
availubl.
Hym iz wooking fur uh gurlfrend. Is hym styl in yer skort buk?
Mosey

trudi smilez, den klozes herown skort buk az no bak up man cat iz
reqwired...



"Booker"
Ize wud be mor den happi to help lizzie.

Booker openz a oyster an eetz it. Oopz, dat waznt da rite fing to do. He
opinz anofur one an handz it to Lizzie.

Here Lizzie, ize gonna opin sum more fur uz. Wud yu like sum nip cider
wif yur oysterz?

Booker

On 5/24/2011 1:41 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
Trudi consultz herown skort buk anna liztz of single mencatz...

hhhmmm, booker whatsa say ursef hepz lizzie? Trudi...

lookin fur a bakup mancat shuld booker be buzy
wrote in message
...
Lizzie stands at a table with a plate of oysters and can not seem to
pop
them open. Since she was out is the cold last winter, her paws are
still
tender and she looks toward Piglett in frustration. Piglett taps her
on
the head and says "Be patient little one". She goes to Trudi, "Trudi
mine
fren iz dere a single boycat dat can help Lizzie wiff da oysterx? Her
paws aren't bak to normal yet and hersekf wansta eat some of den,
Wascal
helps me but he is busy with so mannie kitties."






 




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