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First Jellicle Stories-Meowchat-The Beginning
Welkum Efurrykitty.
Ize just going to tell a liddl bit about sum of our past year. Der will be more storeez later on. Meowchat began a liddle mor dan a year ago. Der wer sum messijes alredy in September so it wuz befur dat. According to Anti Kate and Rors, they wuz reeding in da dog newsgroop and a messij frum Kimmy sed he'd meowed in rpc but nobuddy ansered her. So Anti Kate found dat furst kommunikayshun and and Finn and Rors meowed bak. I fink I menshund befor dat I furst saw a meowchat frum Finn and he wuz talking all funny. Sumbuddy askd him if he had a cold kuz he sounded all stuffed up. Deze are da furst memries of meowchat. Things reely tuk off after dat! Wun of da furst big eventz wuz da Cadbury Hunt. Here is Anti Melinda, HC, telling how she rememberz it: "Last Easter, one of the cats (I think it was Shu) mentioned that he'd got to lick some of the yllow stuff in the inside of a Cadbury Easter Egg. He wrote to the other cats about it and wondered what kind of creature a Cadbury was that had laid the egg. Spike mentioned in response that in the ocean waters around here (Victoria, B.C.) there is a kind of sea monster, kind of like the Loch Ness monster, that hoomins sometimes see. This monster is called a Cadborsaurus by the hoomins here. It is named after a bay where it is seen, Cadboro. So the Cadborosaurus immediately became the Cadbury Monster and planning for a hung just sort of took off. In the middle of the planning, there was an article in the local paper here that the Cadborosaurus had been spotted. Spike reported this development and the hunt was on. The hunt was conducted from the deck of a tuna boat that Newton "liberated" from the tuna fleet in San Diego. A good time was had by all the cats and there was a big feast at Newton's house after the hunt." Dis wuz immortalizd in da Song of the Great Cadbury Hunt, which we will sing later on tonite. I alzo haz a quote frum My Diary (property of Sir Issac Neutered)--dat's Newton--which I hope I kin quote wifout bein sood by his Meowmie: "Apurril 23,1996--Major an Spike an Fraidi an Shu an KitsenKat an Rors an Boris an Sigmund an I all went out to sea onna tuna boat to hunt the Cadbury monster (Igotsta be captain cause it was my boat). Cadbury lays choclit eggz that Bunny delivers to hoomins effury year. We heer the monster is gud eetin, so we wanna bag one for partee. After somekittys gets a little bombed on hairycrowbangers and maybe a little green around gils (not me....I gud sailor), we finally see monster. I borrow Meowmie's camera an take piksure of Cadbury, just before we kill it (we shot wif cannon), and haul aboard boat (wif winch). Cadbury is heavy, slimey and smell awful (but we heer it taste gud)!! Pauline stow away on boat....she chase Shu an Major an Spike aroun boat (bother em no end!!) We decide not to make Pauline walk plank (but we sure fink about it a while!) Now we just gots to park tunaboat and cut Cadbury into kitty sized pieces. Meomiw prolly not like smell of dead Cadbury in her kitchen...but thaz life I guess!" I remberz reedin a sekret post frum da boykitties befor da hunt dat dey wuz gonna shoot Pauline out of da cannon (which dey bilt demselfs) and wen she landed on da Monster it wud knock him out and da girlkitties wud swim out an drag him in. Well, it nefer happend like dat cuz da girlkitties figgered out dat wile dey wuz doin da werk and gettin wet, da boykitties wud be on da boat laffin and partyin. It wuz all a furry furry brave effort and a wunnerful feest afterwards. Da next big hunt wuz Da Great Souven Hunt. I dont haf any deetayls about it, so maybe sum udder kitty kan fill it in. I onlee haf wun messij frum Major which sez, "Orion, somecatz were having a stand to sell things at the party last weekend. They sed they wuz gonna sell souven-eerz. So....I asked what a souven was. The rest of the catz decided ta go hunt one. And the rest shall be history..... Major (packing......again.....)" |
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