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Old July 20th 07, 12:44 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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My hoomin thinks I have Anne Norexya just becauz I'm not eetink!
I was never big on fudz like Beauty. Anyways I don't even know Anne.
He's takink me to TED on Friday. I hope TED doesn't hurt me.
Cinder
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Old July 20th 07, 01:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Thu, 19 Jul 2007 23:44:38 +0000, John Ross Mc Master wrote:

My hoomin thinks I have Anne Norexya just becauz I'm not eetink! I was
never big on fudz like Beauty. Anyways I don't even know Anne. He's takink
me to TED on Friday. I hope TED doesn't hurt me. Cinder



What kkynd fuds du they feed ya? TuTu
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Old July 20th 07, 01:38 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_2_]
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On Thu, 19 Jul 2007 23:44:38 GMT, John Ross Mc Master's nimble, little
paws typed:

My hoomin thinks I have Anne Norexya just becauz I'm not eetink!
I was never big on fudz like Beauty. Anyways I don't even know Anne.
He's takink me to TED on Friday. I hope TED doesn't hurt me.
Cinder


Don yew worr bowt it, Cinder! I'ze a "lite eeter" in reel life; da
hooman keeps my fuds dish full awl ov da time, an I just graze. I'ze
siks an won-haff pownds, an prowd ov my girl-cat figger!

My hooman cawled efurrybody in da beginnink, da vet, my breeder an awl
ov hiz frens, who awl said nottid to wurry. An he did anywayz, but now
I'ze siks yeerz owld and furry helthy, fangu!

We skinny kitties haff to stik togeffur, buttid I do hope dat da meen
ol TED duzzent find anyfing rong.
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
7/19/2007 8:35:43 PM
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Old July 20th 07, 01:43 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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On Fri, 20 Jul 2007 00:25:46 +0000, mlbriggs
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On Thu, 19 Jul 2007 23:44:38 +0000, John Ross Mc Master wrote:

My hoomin thinks I have Anne Norexya just becauz I'm not eetink! I was
never big on fudz like Beauty. Anyways I don't even know Anne. He's takink
me to TED on Friday. I hope TED doesn't hurt me. Cinder



What kkynd fuds du they feed ya? TuTu



I usually eat Choona and Science Diet Kitten.
Cinder (who won't even eat Choonas now!)
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Old July 20th 07, 02:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
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My hoomin thinks I have Anne Norexya just becauz I'm not eetink!
I was never big on fudz like Beauty. Anyways I don't even know Anne.
He's takink me to TED on Friday. I hope TED doesn't hurt me.
Cinder



Doant wurry, Cinder. Yur daddie woant let the TED du anything tu hurt you.
You let us kno how it goes, okae?

Lucy

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Old July 20th 07, 02:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Our houze will send some PURRZ to comfort yourownself. I izn't gainin
weight like dey wantz me to but the TED just told gramby to give me some of
the Kitty milk each day and dat is helpin. Herownself finally figured out I
likez people foodz. I atted her burger (just da meat) and I atted her
boiled eggz her left on her plate when talking on the ringy thing. Seemz
hoomans wantz ussens to eat all da time like dem foez. Willow running her
food off faster than she can eat it.
"The Porter Cats" wrote in message
nk.net...

"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
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My hoomin thinks I have Anne Norexya just becauz I'm not eetink!
I was never big on fudz like Beauty. Anyways I don't even know Anne.
He's takink me to TED on Friday. I hope TED doesn't hurt me.
Cinder



Doant wurry, Cinder. Yur daddie woant let the TED du anything tu hurt you.
You let us kno how it goes, okae?

Lucy



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Old July 20th 07, 02:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ranger Greykitten
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On Thu, 19 Jul 2007 23:44:38 +0000, John Ross Mc Master wrote:

My hoomin thinks I have Anne Norexya just becauz I'm not eetink!
I was never big on fudz like Beauty. Anyways I don't even know Anne.
He's takink me to TED on Friday. I hope TED doesn't hurt me.
Cinder


Our hoomins get worried bout da silliest fings! I'll bet you'z just less
innerested in fudz dan kitties like mine sisfur Amelia. Kitties like you
an me just iz innerested in differnet fings, and graze on fudz on and off
during da day.

We will all be sendin purrz fur dis trip to da TED to be a quick one wif
no problems reported.

Ranger the long and lean Greykitten


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Old July 21st 07, 08:14 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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we will be purrin for yourownsef, Tiger
John Ross Mc Master wrote in message
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My hoomin thinks I have Anne Norexya just becauz I'm not eetink!
I was never big on fudz like Beauty. Anyways I don't even know Anne.
He's takink me to TED on Friday. I hope TED doesn't hurt me.
Cinder



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Old July 21st 07, 08:16 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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I apurriciatez yourown smal self, Tiger, prowd husband kitty, and over 15
pounds
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Thu, 19 Jul 2007 23:44:38 GMT, John Ross Mc Master's nimble, little
paws typed:

My hoomin thinks I have Anne Norexya just becauz I'm not eetink!
I was never big on fudz like Beauty. Anyways I don't even know Anne.
He's takink me to TED on Friday. I hope TED doesn't hurt me.
Cinder


Don yew worr bowt it, Cinder! I'ze a "lite eeter" in reel life; da
hooman keeps my fuds dish full awl ov da time, an I just graze. I'ze
siks an won-haff pownds, an prowd ov my girl-cat figger!

My hooman cawled efurrybody in da beginnink, da vet, my breeder an awl
ov hiz frens, who awl said nottid to wurry. An he did anywayz, but now
I'ze siks yeerz owld and furry helthy, fangu!

We skinny kitties haff to stik togeffur, buttid I do hope dat da meen
ol TED duzzent find anyfing rong.
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
7/19/2007 8:35:43 PM



 




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