owrz ted bizit

we haz now furgifed da soft anna furree fur takin owrzelfzta TED so we kan
now relateded da horrorz of diz bizit.

efurione of uses wented and dey steeled owrz blood, none of uses haza
flv/fiv... we thinkz der shuld be a bonuz paymint fur da ted takin so muc
kitty blod at one time.

-MH: i loosed .3 pwndz... but dat wuz prolee beclawz i hurked onnaway to
ted, furree sayz i musta wurked fazt aza ted iz onlee abowt two milez furm
owrz itti bitt kumpurtmint... i wuz beree heafy eceptin fur one bald spot
dat ted thinkz iz where spft furminated away a matt.
-Barbi: i wuz up a little in mine wate but duzint remfur how muc, afur i
getted mine blood steeled, ted fownd a pwze on mine bak where she thinkz i
iz skratchin/likin to muc kauze i iz anxiuz... so it getted a shot i
refuzedta say ifin i wuz anxiuz or not
-OEJ: i haz losed almozt anofur haf pwnd, butted sinze mine HT symptumz iz
betterer she didnt steel more bloodz but i heard her tella soft i hasta get
wated in march... i duzint liksa sownd of dat!!! ofurwise i wuz fine butted
i wuz beree offinded whenna ted pushed all ofur on minesef anna swished me
anna finally sayed i feeled gud, she also luked atta spot on mine haunch dat
soft finded and sayed it wuz justa wart.
-Trudi: i waz bowt da same wate, mine blood pazzed allaitz teztz butted
mine gumz hada gingifaitz so i hasta take pillz fur two wekkz, ifin it lukz
impurrfooed to furree i won't hafta go bakta ted, if not i getzanofur bizit,
i iz NOT gowin bak der.
-Storrmmee: i had gud blood butted da ted laffed when her sayed i had ganed
1.3 powndz, her sayed i still wuzint fat butted her sayed it waz obviouz dat
i likeda kanned udz. HRMPH, i onlee getz itsef a kuple timezaweek.
-Chester: the larger ingester,... I haz gained a whole pownd, diz iz
direktlee du toda hoominz finallee gifin minesef fancee fettz a few timeza
wekk. mine blood waz alzo gud...

afur alla diz, da hoominz payeda bill, bringed uses home anna sayed dat der
walled wazint neerlee az kluttered up wiffa toonaz, I iz gonna gif soft
purmission to gif herown version in anofur thread so da hoomin speek wunt
interfere wif uscats speakin, OEJ

i furgettedta say dat i hada hiss atta ted an efin da furree when himz
laffed beclawz soft azked ted ta see ifin she thinked i hadda hipz
dizplazia... ted sayed no but sumfin liksa setim... which akordinta ted
izunt a prolim rite now... efuritime ted tuched mine tail i hissed hersef,
den i getted so beree upsetted i hadda huff anna puff, i wuz NOT amuzed when
furee laffted, Storrmmee
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
we haz now furgifed da soft anna furree fur takin owrzelfzta TED so we kan
now relateded da horrorz of diz bizit.

efurione of uses wented and dey steeled owrz blood, none of uses haza
flv/fiv... we thinkz der shuld be a bonuz paymint fur da ted takin so muc
kitty blod at one time.

-MH: i loosed .3 pwndz... but dat wuz prolee beclawz i hurked onnaway to
ted, furree sayz i musta wurked fazt aza ted iz onlee abowt two milez furm
owrz itti bitt kumpurtmint... i wuz beree heafy eceptin fur one bald spot
dat ted thinkz iz where spft furminated away a matt.
-Barbi: i wuz up a little in mine wate but duzint remfur how muc, afur i
getted mine blood steeled, ted fownd a pwze on mine bak where she thinkz
i iz skratchin/likin to muc kauze i iz anxiuz... so it getted a shot i
refuzedta say ifin i wuz anxiuz or not
-OEJ: i haz losed almozt anofur haf pwnd, butted sinze mine HT symptumz
iz betterer she didnt steel more bloodz but i heard her tella soft i hasta
get wated in march... i duzint liksa sownd of dat!!! ofurwise i wuz fine
butted i wuz beree offinded whenna ted pushed all ofur on minesef anna
swished me anna finally sayed i feeled gud, she also luked atta spot on
mine haunch dat soft finded and sayed it wuz justa wart.
-Trudi: i waz bowt da same wate, mine blood pazzed allaitz teztz butted
mine gumz hada gingifaitz so i hasta take pillz fur two wekkz, ifin it
lukz impurrfooed to furree i won't hafta go bakta ted, if not i getzanofur
bizit, i iz NOT gowin bak der.
-Storrmmee: i had gud blood butted da ted laffed when her sayed i had
ganed 1.3 powndz, her sayed i still wuzint fat butted her sayed it waz
obviouz dat i likeda kanned udz. HRMPH, i onlee getz itsef a kuple
timezaweek.
-Chester: the larger ingester,... I haz gained a whole pownd, diz iz
direktlee du toda hoominz finallee gifin minesef fancee fettz a few timeza
wekk. mine blood waz alzo gud...

afur alla diz, da hoominz payeda bill, bringed uses home anna sayed dat
der walled wazint neerlee az kluttered up wiffa toonaz, I iz gonna gif
soft purmission to gif herown version in anofur thread so da hoomin speek
wunt interfere wif uscats speakin, OEJ

On Jan 8, 11:25*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
i furgettedta say dat i hada hiss atta ted an efin da furree when himz
laffed beclawz soft azked ted ta see ifin she thinked i hadda hipz
dizplazia... ted sayed no but sumfin liksa setim... which akordinta ted
izunt a prolim rite now... efuritime ted tuched mine tail i hissed hersef,
den i getted so beree upsetted i hadda huff anna puff, i wuz NOT amuzed when
furee laffted, Storrmmee"Storrmmee" wrote in message

...







we haz now furgifed da soft anna furree fur takin owrzelfzta TED so we kan
now relateded da horrorz of diz bizit.

efurione of uses wented and dey steeled owrz blood, none of uses haza
flv/fiv... we thinkz der shuld be a bonuz paymint fur da ted takin so muc
kitty blod at one time.

-MH: *i loosed .3 pwndz... but dat wuz prolee beclawz i hurked onnaway to
ted, furree sayz i musta wurked fazt aza ted iz onlee abowt two milez furm
owrz itti bitt kumpurtmint... i wuz beree heafy eceptin fur one bald spot
dat ted thinkz iz where spft furminated away a matt.
-Barbi: *i wuz up a little in mine wate but duzint remfur how muc, afur i
getted mine blood steeled, ted fownd a pwze on mine bak *where she thinkz
i iz skratchin/likin to muc kauze i iz anxiuz... so it getted a shot i
refuzedta say ifin i wuz anxiuz or not
-OEJ: *i haz losed almozt anofur haf pwnd, butted sinze mine HT symptumz
iz betterer she didnt steel more bloodz but i heard her tella soft i hasta
get wated in march... i duzint liksa sownd of dat!!! ofurwise i wuz fine
butted i wuz beree offinded whenna ted pushed all ofur on minesef anna
swished me anna finally sayed i feeled gud, she also luked atta spot on
mine haunch dat soft finded and sayed it wuz justa wart.
-Trudi: *i waz bowt da same wate, mine blood pazzed allaitz teztz butted
mine gumz hada gingifaitz so i hasta take pillz fur two wekkz, ifin it
lukz impurrfooed to furree i won't hafta go bakta ted, if not i getzanofur
bizit, i iz NOT gowin bak der.
-Storrmmee: *i had gud blood butted da ted laffed when her sayed i had
ganed 1.3 powndz, her sayed i still wuzint fat butted her sayed it waz
obviouz dat i likeda kanned udz. HRMPH, i onlee getz itsef a kuple
timezaweek.
-Chester: the larger ingester,... I haz gained a whole pownd, diz iz
direktlee du toda hoominz finallee gifin minesef fancee fettz a few timeza
wekk. mine blood waz alzo gud...

afur alla diz, da hoominz payeda bill, bringed uses home anna sayed dat
der walled wazint neerlee az kluttered up wiffa toonaz, *I iz gonna gif
soft purmission to gif herown version in anofur thread so da hoomin speek
wunt interfere wif uscats speakin, *OEJ

Dis is notted tutu bad! Is gudgud news! But we dus mympurrfise wiff yu
awl beein atta TED - wunner whi da hoominz insist on dooin dis! We
cood tell dem if we wus sik!
Bet yure hoomins hadta giff dat TED toonas too! Dey always ask fur
toonas!

Gwad yure awl gonna bee helfy!

Gordon Kittiez

da furree duzint likeit nefur duz soft butted dey agreez we iz wurf "watefur
it takez" soft sayz we all hasta go at one time beclawz den der iz lezz
krankeenezz when we getz owtta der, when one of uses is sik... anna den
returnz smellin liksa nastee ted der iz uzulee a fite, so sinze we all haz
ted stink on uses der izunt anee fitez... anna besidez itz fun when alla
uses ignorez a hooinz atta same time, OEJ
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
On Jan 8, 11:25 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
i furgettedta say dat i hada hiss atta ted an efin da furree when himz
laffed beclawz soft azked ted ta see ifin she thinked i hadda hipz
dizplazia... ted sayed no but sumfin liksa setim... which akordinta ted
izunt a prolim rite now... efuritime ted tuched mine tail i hissed hersef,
den i getted so beree upsetted i hadda huff anna puff, i wuz NOT amuzed
when
furee laffted, Storrmmee"Storrmmee" wrote in
message

...







we haz now furgifed da soft anna furree fur takin owrzelfzta TED so we
kan
now relateded da horrorz of diz bizit.

efurione of uses wented and dey steeled owrz blood, none of uses haza
flv/fiv... we thinkz der shuld be a bonuz paymint fur da ted takin so
muc
kitty blod at one time.

-MH: i loosed .3 pwndz... but dat wuz prolee beclawz i hurked onnaway to
ted, furree sayz i musta wurked fazt aza ted iz onlee abowt two milez
furm
owrz itti bitt kumpurtmint... i wuz beree heafy eceptin fur one bald
spot
dat ted thinkz iz where spft furminated away a matt.
-Barbi: i wuz up a little in mine wate but duzint remfur how muc, afur i
getted mine blood steeled, ted fownd a pwze on mine bak where she thinkz
i iz skratchin/likin to muc kauze i iz anxiuz... so it getted a shot i
refuzedta say ifin i wuz anxiuz or not
-OEJ: i haz losed almozt anofur haf pwnd, butted sinze mine HT symptumz
iz betterer she didnt steel more bloodz but i heard her tella soft i
hasta
get wated in march... i duzint liksa sownd of dat!!! ofurwise i wuz fine
butted i wuz beree offinded whenna ted pushed all ofur on minesef anna
swished me anna finally sayed i feeled gud, she also luked atta spot on
mine haunch dat soft finded and sayed it wuz justa wart.
-Trudi: i waz bowt da same wate, mine blood pazzed allaitz teztz butted
mine gumz hada gingifaitz so i hasta take pillz fur two wekkz, ifin it
lukz impurrfooed to furree i won't hafta go bakta ted, if not i
getzanofur
bizit, i iz NOT gowin bak der.
-Storrmmee: i had gud blood butted da ted laffed when her sayed i had
ganed 1.3 powndz, her sayed i still wuzint fat butted her sayed it waz
obviouz dat i likeda kanned udz. HRMPH, i onlee getz itsef a kuple
timezaweek.
-Chester: the larger ingester,... I haz gained a whole pownd, diz iz
direktlee du toda hoominz finallee gifin minesef fancee fettz a few
timeza
wekk. mine blood waz alzo gud...

afur alla diz, da hoominz payeda bill, bringed uses home anna sayed dat
der walled wazint neerlee az kluttered up wiffa toonaz, I iz gonna gif
soft purmission to gif herown version in anofur thread so da hoomin
speek
wunt interfere wif uscats speakin, OEJ

Dis is notted tutu bad! Is gudgud news! But we dus mympurrfise wiff yu
awl beein atta TED - wunner whi da hoominz insist on dooin dis! We
cood tell dem if we wus sik!
Bet yure hoomins hadta giff dat TED toonas too! Dey always ask fur
toonas!

Gwad yure awl gonna bee helfy!

Gordon Kittiez

Weze all goez to da ted fur da same reezon. Less heed boppin wen weze
getz bak.

Booker, simpathizing

On 1/8/2011 6:55 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
da furree duzint likeit nefur duz soft butted dey agreez we iz wurf "watefur
it takez" soft sayz we all hasta go at one time beclawz den der iz lezz
krankeenezz when we getz owtta der, when one of uses is sik... anna den
returnz smellin liksa nastee ted der iz uzulee a fite, so sinze we all haz
ted stink on uses der izunt anee fitez... anna besidez itz fun when alla
uses ignorez a hooinz atta same time, OEJ
wrote in message
...
On Jan 8, 11:25 am, wrote:
i furgettedta say dat i hada hiss atta ted an efin da furree when himz
laffed beclawz soft azked ted ta see ifin she thinked i hadda hipz
dizplazia... ted sayed no but sumfin liksa setim... which akordinta ted
izunt a prolim rite now... efuritime ted tuched mine tail i hissed hersef,
den i getted so beree upsetted i hadda huff anna puff, i wuz NOT amuzed
when
furee laffted, wrote in
message

...







we haz now furgifed da soft anna furree fur takin owrzelfzta TED so we
kan
now relateded da horrorz of diz bizit.

efurione of uses wented and dey steeled owrz blood, none of uses haza
flv/fiv... we thinkz der shuld be a bonuz paymint fur da ted takin so
muc
kitty blod at one time.

-MH: i loosed .3 pwndz... but dat wuz prolee beclawz i hurked onnaway to
ted, furree sayz i musta wurked fazt aza ted iz onlee abowt two milez
furm
owrz itti bitt kumpurtmint... i wuz beree heafy eceptin fur one bald
spot
dat ted thinkz iz where spft furminated away a matt.
-Barbi: i wuz up a little in mine wate but duzint remfur how muc, afur i
getted mine blood steeled, ted fownd a pwze on mine bak where she thinkz
i iz skratchin/likin to muc kauze i iz anxiuz... so it getted a shot i
refuzedta say ifin i wuz anxiuz or not
-OEJ: i haz losed almozt anofur haf pwnd, butted sinze mine HT symptumz
iz betterer she didnt steel more bloodz but i heard her tella soft i
hasta
get wated in march... i duzint liksa sownd of dat!!! ofurwise i wuz fine
butted i wuz beree offinded whenna ted pushed all ofur on minesef anna
swished me anna finally sayed i feeled gud, she also luked atta spot on
mine haunch dat soft finded and sayed it wuz justa wart.
-Trudi: i waz bowt da same wate, mine blood pazzed allaitz teztz butted
mine gumz hada gingifaitz so i hasta take pillz fur two wekkz, ifin it
lukz impurrfooed to furree i won't hafta go bakta ted, if not i
getzanofur
bizit, i iz NOT gowin bak der.
-Storrmmee: i had gud blood butted da ted laffed when her sayed i had
ganed 1.3 powndz, her sayed i still wuzint fat butted her sayed it waz
obviouz dat i likeda kanned udz. HRMPH, i onlee getz itsef a kuple
timezaweek.
-Chester: the larger ingester,... I haz gained a whole pownd, diz iz
direktlee du toda hoominz finallee gifin minesef fancee fettz a few
timeza
wekk. mine blood waz alzo gud...

afur alla diz, da hoominz payeda bill, bringed uses home anna sayed dat
der walled wazint neerlee az kluttered up wiffa toonaz, I iz gonna gif
soft purmission to gif herown version in anofur thread so da hoomin
speek
wunt interfere wif uscats speakin, OEJ

Dis is notted tutu bad! Is gudgud news! But we dus mympurrfise wiff yu
awl beein atta TED - wunner whi da hoominz insist on dooin dis! We
cood tell dem if we wus sik!
Bet yure hoomins hadta giff dat TED toonas too! Dey always ask fur
toonas!

Gwad yure awl gonna bee helfy!

Gordon Kittiez

On Sat, 8 Jan 2011 05:20:10 -0600, Storrmmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

we haz now furgifed da soft anna furree fur takin owrzelfzta TED so we kan
now relateded da horrorz of diz bizit.


I iz gwad to reed dat min in-waws haz a cwean
bill ob healf!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/8/2011 12:52:29 PM

On Jan 8, 2:55*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
da furree duzint likeit nefur duz soft butted dey agreez we iz wurf "watefur
it takez" *soft sayz we all hasta go at one time beclawz den der iz lezz
krankeenezz when we getz owtta der, when one of uses is sik... anna den
returnz smellin liksa nastee ted der iz uzulee a fite, so sinze we all haz
ted stink on uses der izunt anee fitez... anna besidez itz fun when alla
uses ignorez a hooinz atta same time, OEJ"rafflescat" wrote in message

...
On Jan 8, 11:25 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:


Acorse yuse wurff it!
Harry coms bak frum TED an me hydes cos he smells offa TED! Me hydes
inna bedrhum - undur da bed wiffa dustbunnies (glares atta Meomie) N
me dussnt wissen when she says itz hokay....mes notted gotten tu
neerlee 20 by beleefin hur!
Mees 20 yeers owld inna June...wat dus dat make myneselfness? VOC?

Jack

Mees 20 yeers owld inna June...wat dus dat make myneselfness? VOC?

Jack

No, Mr. Jack, you became a VC (Venerable Cat) when your turneded 15.
When you turns 20, you become an Esteemed Cat.

Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Age 9
SOC In Training
Chief Tabby In Residence

(reading from the memories that Kitty Schottland and Capt. Midnight
left before they went to the Bridge).

On Jan 8, 8:56*pm, Debby Hanoka wrote:
Mees 20 yeers owld inna June...wat dus dat make myneselfness? VOC?

Jack

No, Mr. Jack, you became a VC (Venerable Cat) when your turneded 15.
When you turns 20, you become an Esteemed Cat.

Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Age 9
SOC In Training
Chief Tabby In Residence

(reading from the memories that Kitty Schottland and Capt. Midnight
left before they went to the Bridge).

Awh fangu Miss Lilith! Yuse hidin frum us! Yu appeared dare wike the
gudgud fairy! Waves
So! Mees alreddy a VC? N in June - sumtyme - me dusnt know when, me
beclums a Esteemed Cat. (turns to inspect his very becoming dinner
suit in his personal valet mirror and extends his perfectly manicured
claws) yus, me can see myneself as wuna dems (little cat jumps on his
soft, soft blanket and curls up with a contented sigh) Fink me will
have a little nap - after Harry woshes myne eerz.

Jack

fang ursef, OEJ
"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 8 Jan 2011 05:20:10 -0600, Storrmmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

we haz now furgifed da soft anna furree fur takin owrzelfzta TED so we
kan
now relateded da horrorz of diz bizit.


I iz gwad to reed dat min in-waws haz a cwean
bill ob healf!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/8/2011 12:52:29 PM