Dis muss be "Let da TED torchur yur kitteez" munf

Affur reedin abowt Panda-ov-Toes and Stormmee bein taked to dere TEDs, I wuz
feelin pritty lukky dat Meowmie wuznt takin me. Well, gess whut? Datz
rite, dis mornin Meowmie skoopt me up an taked ME to da TED!!!! Lotza da
trip iz a blur, but dere wuz needulz, and dropz in mine noze, an pokez in my
bakside... How kan hoominz do dis to innosent kitteez???????

Rebecca, recovering her composure

alla I knowz iz dat du ted iz efil, Stormmee!!!
Rebecca wrote in message
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Affur reedin abowt Panda-ov-Toes and Stormmee bein taked to dere TEDs, I
wuz
feelin pritty lukky dat Meowmie wuznt takin me. Well, gess whut? Datz
rite, dis mornin Meowmie skoopt me up an taked ME to da TED!!!! Lotza da
trip iz a blur, but dere wuz needulz, and dropz in mine noze, an pokez in
my
bakside... How kan hoominz do dis to innosent kitteez???????

Rebecca, recovering her composure

On Sun, 13 Nov 2005 00:19:18 GMT, Rebecca's little, agile paws typed:

Affur reedin abowt Panda-ov-Toes and Stormmee bein taked to dere TEDs, I wuz
feelin pritty lukky dat Meowmie wuznt takin me. Well, gess whut? Datz
rite, dis mornin Meowmie skoopt me up an taked ME to da TED!!!! Lotza da
trip iz a blur, but dere wuz needulz, and dropz in mine noze, an pokez in my
bakside... How kan hoominz do dis to innosent kitteez???????

Rebecca, recovering her composure

Dis kan't be troo, can itz, Rebecca!

How rood uv dat TED!

Iz yu goink to teech yur meowmiw a lessun???
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/13/2005 1:13:52 AM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 13 Nov 2005 00:19:18 GMT, Rebecca's little, agile paws typed:

Affur reedin abowt Panda-ov-Toes and Stormmee bein taked to dere TEDs, I
wuz
feelin pritty lukky dat Meowmie wuznt takin me. Well, gess whut? Datz
rite, dis mornin Meowmie skoopt me up an taked ME to da TED!!!! Lotza da
trip iz a blur, but dere wuz needulz, and dropz in mine noze, an pokez in
my
bakside... How kan hoominz do dis to innosent kitteez???????

Rebecca, recovering her composure

Dis kan't be troo, can itz, Rebecca!

How rood uv dat TED!

Iz yu goink to teech yur meowmiw a lessun???
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Ize afrayd itz troo. Ize alreddy teechin Mewomie a gud lessun: I duznt feel
too gud aftur my TED bizzit, so Ize milkin dat fur awl itz wurf. Ize just
bin kerled up hardly moovin awl day, an I didn't evin eet dinner. Hur
favoritest sisfur juss kalled to see if she wantz to hab dinner wif hur an
hur fambly tomorro, an she sed she wud onlee if I wuz feelin betterer. At
leest she haz her purroritieez rite.

Rebecca

you better act like you iz betterer, purhapz her will feelz guilty enuf ta
bring yoursef home purt of da peoplez dinner, Tiger, lookin fur da
kittyangel,
Rebecca wrote in message
om...
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 13 Nov 2005 00:19:18 GMT, Rebecca's little, agile paws typed:

Affur reedin abowt Panda-ov-Toes and Stormmee bein taked to dere TEDs,
I
wuz
feelin pritty lukky dat Meowmie wuznt takin me. Well, gess whut? Datz
rite, dis mornin Meowmie skoopt me up an taked ME to da TED!!!! Lotza
da
trip iz a blur, but dere wuz needulz, and dropz in mine noze, an pokez
in
my
bakside... How kan hoominz do dis to innosent kitteez???????

Rebecca, recovering her composure

Dis kan't be troo, can itz, Rebecca!

How rood uv dat TED!

Iz yu goink to teech yur meowmiw a lessun???
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Ize afrayd itz troo. Ize alreddy teechin Mewomie a gud lessun: I duznt
feel
too gud aftur my TED bizzit, so Ize milkin dat fur awl itz wurf. Ize just
bin kerled up hardly moovin awl day, an I didn't evin eet dinner. Hur
favoritest sisfur juss kalled to see if she wantz to hab dinner wif hur an
hur fambly tomorro, an she sed she wud onlee if I wuz feelin betterer. At
leest she haz her purroritieez rite.

Rebecca

On Sun, 13 Nov 2005 06:39:24 GMT, Rebecca's little, agile paws typed:

Oh my towz! Yoo poor deer - dat rood TED! Yu rest up an feel better
an ler yur meowmie spoil yu fur a whyle!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/13/2005 12:26:39 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Oh deer my Toes, Rebecca, how indignitifying.

I must admit, me deer, effen tho' I wuzzn't happee 'bout haffin my mouf
checked, (an' I punched TED Bonnie in da nose fur it wunze), I DO feel
much much bedderer now effen tho' I didn't seem rilly rilly sick at
furst.

Meowmie knowed fur a long time mineown wun fang was broked - mebbe
sinse I wuz liddle - but it didn't seem tu slow me down. But den tu
offur teef got cabbities an wun of doze broked rilly bad an de cabbity
monsturs or sumpin' infected my jaw.

So it wuz trawmatic but itz so much bedder now. I iz back on my
Foo-ton lukkin offur de showlders an' makin shur de sekriterry types
right.

Panda ov Teef? Hoo needs teef? Toes

Datz juzt terrobobbul!
I heowp day dunt tayke me tu TED agin sooon...
Wat wud hewlp? maybee sum meowze stew?

Pitoonya

"Rebecca" wrote in message
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Affur reedin abowt Panda-ov-Toes and Stormmee bein taked to dere TEDs, I
wuz
feelin pritty lukky dat Meowmie wuznt takin me. Well, gess whut? Datz
rite, dis mornin Meowmie skoopt me up an taked ME to da TED!!!! Lotza da
trip iz a blur, but dere wuz needulz, and dropz in mine noze, an pokez in
my
bakside... How kan hoominz do dis to innosent kitteez???????

Rebecca, recovering her composure

Oh, fangu, Pitoonya, dat wud be furry nice... an maybe a liddle bit uv yur
MiceKreem fur dezert, hmmmm?

Rebecca

"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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Datz juzt terrobobbul!
I heowp day dunt tayke me tu TED agin sooon...
Wat wud hewlp? maybee sum meowze stew?

Pitoonya

"Rebecca" wrote in message
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Affur reedin abowt Panda-ov-Toes and Stormmee bein taked to dere TEDs, I
wuz
feelin pritty lukky dat Meowmie wuznt takin me. Well, gess whut? Datz
rite, dis mornin Meowmie skoopt me up an taked ME to da TED!!!! Lotza da
trip iz a blur, but dere wuz needulz, and dropz in mine noze, an pokez in
my
bakside... How kan hoominz do dis to innosent kitteez???????

Rebecca, recovering her composure

I dont fingk so. Sheze furry kareful bowt givvin usses dat kind uv treets
cuz uv whut she kallz "Sundance's delicate little digestive system". Awl I
knowz iz dat he duznt luk delikit to me!

[Hoomin note: When Sundance gets anything other than his regular food, he's
likely to throw up or get diarrhea. I have to be very careful what I give
him.]

Rebecca

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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you better act like you iz betterer, purhapz her will feelz guilty enuf ta
bring yoursef home purt of da peoplez dinner, Tiger, lookin fur da
kittyangel,
Rebecca wrote in message
om...
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Sun, 13 Nov 2005 00:19:18 GMT, Rebecca's little, agile paws typed:

Affur reedin abowt Panda-ov-Toes and Stormmee bein taked to dere TEDs,
I
wuz
feelin pritty lukky dat Meowmie wuznt takin me. Well, gess whut?
Datz
rite, dis mornin Meowmie skoopt me up an taked ME to da TED!!!! Lotza
da
trip iz a blur, but dere wuz needulz, and dropz in mine noze, an pokez
in
my
bakside... How kan hoominz do dis to innosent kitteez???????

Rebecca, recovering her composure

Dis kan't be troo, can itz, Rebecca!

How rood uv dat TED!

Iz yu goink to teech yur meowmiw a lessun???
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Ize afrayd itz troo. Ize alreddy teechin Mewomie a gud lessun: I duznt
feel
too gud aftur my TED bizzit, so Ize milkin dat fur awl itz wurf. Ize
just
bin kerled up hardly moovin awl day, an I didn't evin eet dinner. Hur
favoritest sisfur juss kalled to see if she wantz to hab dinner wif hur
an
hur fambly tomorro, an she sed she wud onlee if I wuz feelin betterer.
At
leest she haz her purroritieez rite.

Rebecca