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Begging For Treats
Hi Efurryone!
This is Kitty Schottland DOC, Chief Tortie In Residence. I am meowing this because I'ze fed up with hoomins (except for the PawPaw). I was in mine kitchen begging for anything. GranMeowmie gives me some treats and goes away. She comes back a little later and I'ze squeaks at her. She gives two more treats, then goes away again. When she comes back, I'ze squeaks again and she acts like I'ze not even there! Then I rub her leg — nothing. I do some other cute things — nothing. Then she points herown finger at me and hollers "Get out of the kitchen! Your begging is getting on my nerves!" I just stooded there with tears in mineown eyes. What did she mean begging? What's that? All I know is that I didn't get any more treats and I'd been politely waiting for two hours. Kitty Schottland DOC VC In Training Chief Tortie In Residence Guardian of the PawPaw |
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Oh My dear sweetheart!
The indignittie of it all. Would you like me to bite herz leg fur you? Dat's whut I do to meowmie to disciplin her when she won't do whut Ize wantz? smurgle earlick cheekrub cheekrub Boogie, the offended on behalf of hizown ladycat, HarpurrCat in Bawlamore "ChildFree23" wrote in message nk.net... Hi Efurryone! This is Kitty Schottland DOC, Chief Tortie In Residence. I am meowing this because I'ze fed up with hoomins (except for the PawPaw). I was in mine kitchen begging for anything. GranMeowmie gives me some treats and goes away. She comes back a little later and I'ze squeaks at her. She gives two more treats, then goes away again. When she comes back, I'ze squeaks again and she acts like I'ze not even there! Then I rub her leg - nothing. I do some other cute things - nothing. Then she points herown finger at me and hollers "Get out of the kitchen! Your begging is getting on my nerves!" I just stooded there with tears in mineown eyes. What did she mean begging? What's that? All I know is that I didn't get any more treats and I'd been politely waiting for two hours. Kitty Schottland DOC VC In Training Chief Tortie In Residence Guardian of the PawPaw |
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Then she points herown finger at me and hollers "Get out of
the kitchen! Your begging is getting on my nerves!" I just stooded there with tears in mineown eyes. What did she mean begging? What's that? All I know is that I didn't get any more treats and I'd been politely waiting for two hours. Sometimes hoomins jus duzn't unnerstan! You could do what I do - if da meows an sad looks duzn't work, try diggin yourown claws into da hoomin's leg. Dat always getz mine Paw to get the goodies out REALLY fast! Harri Roadkitten |
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It seems that after the first of the year and when our current adventure is
finished we may need to consider boot camp for hoomanz again, Miss Violette ChildFree23 wrote in message nk.net... Hi Efurryone! This is Kitty Schottland DOC, Chief Tortie In Residence. I am meowing this because I'ze fed up with hoomins (except for the PawPaw). I was in mine kitchen begging for anything. GranMeowmie gives me some treats and goes away. She comes back a little later and I'ze squeaks at her. She gives two more treats, then goes away again. When she comes back, I'ze squeaks again and she acts like I'ze not even there! Then I rub her leg - nothing. I do some other cute things - nothing. Then she points herown finger at me and hollers "Get out of the kitchen! Your begging is getting on my nerves!" I just stooded there with tears in mineown eyes. What did she mean begging? What's that? All I know is that I didn't get any more treats and I'd been politely waiting for two hours. Kitty Schottland DOC VC In Training Chief Tortie In Residence Guardian of the PawPaw |
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Harri wrote in message ... Then she points herown finger at me and hollers "Get out of the kitchen! Your begging is getting on my nerves!" I just stooded there with tears in mineown eyes. What did she mean begging? What's that? All I know is that I didn't get any more treats and I'd been politely waiting for two hours. Sometimes hoomins jus duzn't unnerstan! You could do what I do - if da meows an sad looks duzn't work, try diggin yourown claws into da hoomin's leg. Dat always getz mine Paw to get the goodies out REALLY fast! Harri Roadkitten I knew you paid 'tention, TV expurt treat getter |
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Yes! Bite her leg and swipe at her with your claws out! That
ought to teach her a lesson! [purrpurrsmurgleforeheadlick] Kitty Schottland DOC VC In Training Chief Tortie In Residence "Boogie's Mom" wrote in message ... Oh My dear sweetheart! The indignittie of it all. Would you like me to bite herz leg fur you? Dat's whut I do to meowmie to disciplin her when she won't do whut Ize wantz? smurgle earlick cheekrub cheekrub Boogie, the offended on behalf of hizown ladycat, HarpurrCat in Bawlamore "ChildFree23" wrote in message nk.net... Hi Efurryone! This is Kitty Schottland DOC, Chief Tortie In Residence. I am meowing this because I'ze fed up with hoomins (except for the PawPaw). I was in mine kitchen begging for anything. GranMeowmie gives me some treats and goes away. She comes back a little later and I'ze squeaks at her. She gives two more treats, then goes away again. When she comes back, I'ze squeaks again and she acts like I'ze not even there! Then I rub her leg - nothing. I do some other cute things - nothing. Then she points herown finger at me and hollers "Get out of the kitchen! Your begging is getting on my nerves!" I just stooded there with tears in mineown eyes. What did she mean begging? What's that? All I know is that I didn't get any more treats and I'd been politely waiting for two hours. Kitty Schottland DOC VC In Training Chief Tortie In Residence Guardian of the PawPaw |
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Then she points herown finger at me and hollers "Get out of
the kitchen! Your begging is getting on my nerves!" I just stooded there with tears in mineown eyes. What did she mean begging? What's that? All I know is that I didn't get any more treats and I'd been politely waiting for two hours. Sometimes hoomins jus duzn't unnerstan! You could do what I do - if da meows an sad looks duzn't work, try diggin yourown claws into da hoomin's leg. Dat always getz mine Paw to get the goodies out REALLY fast! I would, but I'ze declawed in the front. Meowmie Debby didn't do it, my first hoomins Maw & Paw Schottland did. Kitty Schottland DOC VC In Training Chief Tortie In Residence |
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