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Old March 25th 04, 03:29 AM
David Yehudah
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An Indian walked into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep
having these wierd dreams. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the next
night I dreamed I was a wigwam. What do you think they mean?"

The shrink thought it over and said, "It means you're too tense."

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Old March 25th 04, 05:06 AM
John F. Eldredge
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An Indian walked into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep
having these wierd dreams. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the
next night I dreamed I was a wigwam. What do you think they mean?"

The shrink thought it over and said, "It means you're too tense."


GROAN That joke is so bad that I will have to remember to share it
with my co-workers, who love puns.

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Old March 25th 04, 05:19 AM
Takayuki
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John F. Eldredge wrote:

On Wed, 24 Mar 2004 18:29:52 -0800, David Yehudah
wrote:

An Indian walked into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep
having these wierd dreams. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the
next night I dreamed I was a wigwam. What do you think they mean?"

The shrink thought it over and said, "It means you're too tense."


GROAN That joke is so bad that I will have to remember to share it
with my co-workers, who love puns.


Worst Joke Ever.

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Old March 25th 04, 03:13 PM
David Yehudah
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The worst joke ever would have to be the one about the two elephants
passing a small pond, when suddenly one of them grabbed a branch in his
trunk and started beating a turtle with it.

"What did you do that for?" the other elephant asked.

"Once about twenty years ago I was getting a drink of water here, and
that turtle bit me on the trunk."

"Really? How do you know it was the same turtle?"

"Oh," the turtle walloper said, (pause for drum roll) "I have turtle
recall."

Takayuki wrote:
John F. Eldredge wrote:


On Wed, 24 Mar 2004 18:29:52 -0800, David Yehudah
wrote:


An Indian walked into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep
having these wierd dreams. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the
next night I dreamed I was a wigwam. What do you think they mean?"

The shrink thought it over and said, "It means you're too tense."


GROAN That joke is so bad that I will have to remember to share it
with my co-workers, who love puns.



Worst Joke Ever.


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Old March 25th 04, 03:53 PM
Christine Burel
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aaaaahhhhh - groan! Thanks, Dave!
Christine
"David Yehudah" wrote in message
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The worst joke ever would have to be the one about the two elephants
passing a small pond, when suddenly one of them grabbed a branch in his
trunk and started beating a turtle with it.

"What did you do that for?" the other elephant asked.

"Once about twenty years ago I was getting a drink of water here, and
that turtle bit me on the trunk."

"Really? How do you know it was the same turtle?"

"Oh," the turtle walloper said, (pause for drum roll) "I have turtle
recall."

Takayuki wrote:
John F. Eldredge wrote:


On Wed, 24 Mar 2004 18:29:52 -0800, David Yehudah
wrote:


An Indian walked into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep
having these wierd dreams. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the
next night I dreamed I was a wigwam. What do you think they mean?"

The shrink thought it over and said, "It means you're too tense."

GROAN That joke is so bad that I will have to remember to share it
with my co-workers, who love puns.



Worst Joke Ever.




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Old March 25th 04, 06:59 PM
m. L. Briggs
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On Wed, 24 Mar 2004 23:19:20 -0500, Takayuki
wrote:

John F. Eldredge wrote:

On Wed, 24 Mar 2004 18:29:52 -0800, David Yehudah
wrote:

An Indian walked into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep
having these wierd dreams. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the
next night I dreamed I was a wigwam. What do you think they mean?"

The shrink thought it over and said, "It means you're too tense."


GROAN That joke is so bad that I will have to remember to share it
with my co-workers, who love puns.


Worst Joke Ever.


But shows a quick wit!
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Old March 25th 04, 09:11 PM
Tanada
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David Yehudah wrote:

An Indian walked into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep
having these wierd dreams. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the next
night I dreamed I was a wigwam. What do you think they mean?"

The shrink thought it over and said, "It means you're too tense."


Bad pun. Bad! Bad pun! Sit!

Pam S. groaning

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Old March 26th 04, 03:18 PM
Adrian
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David Yehudah wrote:
The worst joke ever would have to be the one about the two elephants
passing a small pond, when suddenly one of them grabbed a branch in
his trunk and started beating a turtle with it.

"What did you do that for?" the other elephant asked.

"Once about twenty years ago I was getting a drink of water here, and
that turtle bit me on the trunk."

"Really? How do you know it was the same turtle?"

"Oh," the turtle walloper said, (pause for drum roll) "I have turtle
recall."

GROAN Glad to see you're back on form Dave. If you try a little harder I'm
sure you could come up with a worse joke. ;-)
--
Adrian (Owned by Snoopy, Milo & Bagheera)
A house is not a home, without a cat.


 




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