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  #61  
Old November 1st 04, 05:53 PM
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten
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HEy! Ower Meomwmie iz uh libarian, tew! She sez da problum iz she'z
tew bizzy (yeah, rite!) tew do enny 'pooterin at da liberry....sigh

Ennyway, da oring kitty camed tew ower houws--heer he iz. Hiz nayme
iz Orangie (da hoomin kitten naymed him). he'ze kinda shy, do.


Hi dere, Orangie! Us orange kitties gotta stick togeffur.

Sammy Kitten
  #62  
Old November 1st 04, 07:57 PM
Miss Violette
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I duzint do happy pawz unless I iz on minez back and I happy paw her chin,
OEJ iz our big happy paw kitty, her sayed der iz some spotz left but
sometimez Soft hasta get up anna uze da litterbox ifin OEJ 'cides ta happy
paw inna night on her bellypartz. Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Owr meowmie yewzed tu be fluffy tu, buttid she lost alot uf wate last

yeer.
Sheez still got sum nys soft playsiz fur needin tho.

Matthias an Maestro

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Yez her waz err quite err fluffy, now her izunt so fluffy orz soft efur,
Trudi not sure she likez it efur
Heather wrote in message
...
O, she must be onna dyit den. Now weez see.

Matthias an Maestro

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
her sayed dat when her haz counted da pointz her iz eatin itall,

Trudi,
who
nefur findz anythin pointy in herown fud
Heather wrote in message
...
Datz not furry nys


"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
the onliest purblem is sometimez soft duzint share it, Trudi,

eating
hers
with relish
Heather wrote in message
...
Itz furry furry gud!

Matthias, savoring da tayst

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Dis isa spekal fishiez, itz taste like pinchy crab butted

itsa
really
fishies anna so it duznt make any hoomanz getz hivez, Trudi,
sharin
with
her
friendz
Heather wrote in message
...
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, iz dat fish? Ize luv fish! Fangu furry

mutch
soft!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft sayed to thank you

Hand comes through the 'porter with a treat fur trudi

and
her
friend...
Lookit soft gived uses some fakey crabby meat, Trudi,

who
lofez
fishes
Heather wrote in message
...
Soft sowndz lyke a furry speshul hoomin. Yu shud be

purrowd
uv
hur.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
You haz very sepkal hoomanz indeed, soft sayed if

bast
efur
didn't
send
a
kitty fur her ta tend anna her waz'lowed ta pik one

out
her
wuuld
get
da
hardest one ta 'dopt furm da shelter, Trudi, prowd

of
her
hoomanz
Heather wrote in message
...
Yup, weez furry lukkee indeed! An yu node, owr

meowmiez
'doptid
us
beklawz
weez wur "diffrint", so dey must luv us lotz.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
Da bestest thing 'bout bein a kitty is hoomanz

we
find
uses
dat
lof
ourselfs
juz as we iz, Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Datz rite, yu guyz shud stay! An yu node wat?

Ize
brayn
damijed
tu!
Ize
waz borned dis way, an see, Ize nottid oranj!

Matthias

"Gabrielle" wrote in message
...
Hay, Hay guyz! We fink yw shud come owt uv

lurkin
ana
partay
wif
uz!
Chester wud want yew tu, yew kno. Fred ana

Clyde
are
new
at
ar
howse
ana
gess whut, Clyde iz orinj, tew! Corz hez

brane
damaijed,
be
datz
just
cuz uv sum meeen huminz, not cuz hez orinj.

Ralph, Fred, & Clyde


pam wrote:

HiHi, dis is PacoBell anna Charlie. We'ze

nottid
bin
heer
long
tyme,
cuzza Meowmie hazn't had 'pooter aksis.

But'
we'ze
bin
reedin'
an'
purrin' fur alla da kittiz an' hoomins dat

needid
it.
An'
we'ze
gunna
lurk at da Jellicle Ball. Owerown bruffur
Chester
(RB)
luffed
da
Jellicle Ball. Anna--dis iz wy we maddid

Meowmie
borrow
a
'pooter
fur
wunc--we mite be gettin a new bruffer er

sisfur
(we
don
no
yet
wich
wun), anna dis kitty if it komes tew ower

hows
will
be
ORING!!!
we'ze
effur hadded a ORING kitty in ower hows.

So,
send
a
few
purrs
anna
stuffs dat dis iz a nize kitty dat lykes us

all.
An,
fink
uv
usses
as
yew eet an' danze at da Jellicle Ball. We

will
be
waytin'
fur
da
calling uv naymes.


































  #63  
Old November 1st 04, 07:57 PM
Miss Violette
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

I duzint do happy pawz unless I iz on minez back and I happy paw her chin,
OEJ iz our big happy paw kitty, her sayed der iz some spotz left but
sometimez Soft hasta get up anna uze da litterbox ifin OEJ 'cides ta happy
paw inna night on her bellypartz. Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Owr meowmie yewzed tu be fluffy tu, buttid she lost alot uf wate last

yeer.
Sheez still got sum nys soft playsiz fur needin tho.

Matthias an Maestro

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Yez her waz err quite err fluffy, now her izunt so fluffy orz soft efur,
Trudi not sure she likez it efur
Heather wrote in message
...
O, she must be onna dyit den. Now weez see.

Matthias an Maestro

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
her sayed dat when her haz counted da pointz her iz eatin itall,

Trudi,
who
nefur findz anythin pointy in herown fud
Heather wrote in message
...
Datz not furry nys


"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
the onliest purblem is sometimez soft duzint share it, Trudi,

eating
hers
with relish
Heather wrote in message
...
Itz furry furry gud!

Matthias, savoring da tayst

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Dis isa spekal fishiez, itz taste like pinchy crab butted

itsa
really
fishies anna so it duznt make any hoomanz getz hivez, Trudi,
sharin
with
her
friendz
Heather wrote in message
...
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, iz dat fish? Ize luv fish! Fangu furry

mutch
soft!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft sayed to thank you

Hand comes through the 'porter with a treat fur trudi

and
her
friend...
Lookit soft gived uses some fakey crabby meat, Trudi,

who
lofez
fishes
Heather wrote in message
...
Soft sowndz lyke a furry speshul hoomin. Yu shud be

purrowd
uv
hur.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
You haz very sepkal hoomanz indeed, soft sayed if

bast
efur
didn't
send
a
kitty fur her ta tend anna her waz'lowed ta pik one

out
her
wuuld
get
da
hardest one ta 'dopt furm da shelter, Trudi, prowd

of
her
hoomanz
Heather wrote in message
...
Yup, weez furry lukkee indeed! An yu node, owr

meowmiez
'doptid
us
beklawz
weez wur "diffrint", so dey must luv us lotz.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
Da bestest thing 'bout bein a kitty is hoomanz

we
find
uses
dat
lof
ourselfs
juz as we iz, Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Datz rite, yu guyz shud stay! An yu node wat?

Ize
brayn
damijed
tu!
Ize
waz borned dis way, an see, Ize nottid oranj!

Matthias

"Gabrielle" wrote in message
...
Hay, Hay guyz! We fink yw shud come owt uv

lurkin
ana
partay
wif
uz!
Chester wud want yew tu, yew kno. Fred ana

Clyde
are
new
at
ar
howse
ana
gess whut, Clyde iz orinj, tew! Corz hez

brane
damaijed,
be
datz
just
cuz uv sum meeen huminz, not cuz hez orinj.

Ralph, Fred, & Clyde


pam wrote:

HiHi, dis is PacoBell anna Charlie. We'ze

nottid
bin
heer
long
tyme,
cuzza Meowmie hazn't had 'pooter aksis.

But'
we'ze
bin
reedin'
an'
purrin' fur alla da kittiz an' hoomins dat

needid
it.
An'
we'ze
gunna
lurk at da Jellicle Ball. Owerown bruffur
Chester
(RB)
luffed
da
Jellicle Ball. Anna--dis iz wy we maddid

Meowmie
borrow
a
'pooter
fur
wunc--we mite be gettin a new bruffer er

sisfur
(we
don
no
yet
wich
wun), anna dis kitty if it komes tew ower

hows
will
be
ORING!!!
we'ze
effur hadded a ORING kitty in ower hows.

So,
send
a
few
purrs
anna
stuffs dat dis iz a nize kitty dat lykes us

all.
An,
fink
uv
usses
as
yew eet an' danze at da Jellicle Ball. We

will
be
waytin'
fur
da
calling uv naymes.


































  #64  
Old November 1st 04, 07:58 PM
Miss Violette
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Posts: n/a
Default

Harri jumpz upannadownannaupannadown, I iza orage kittygirl, How iz you
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote in message
...
HEy! Ower Meomwmie iz uh libarian, tew! She sez da problum iz she'z
tew bizzy (yeah, rite!) tew do enny 'pooterin at da liberry....sigh

Ennyway, da oring kitty camed tew ower houws--heer he iz. Hiz nayme
iz Orangie (da hoomin kitten naymed him). he'ze kinda shy, do.


Hi dere, Orangie! Us orange kitties gotta stick togeffur.

Sammy Kitten



  #65  
Old November 1st 04, 07:58 PM
Miss Violette
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Harri jumpz upannadownannaupannadown, I iza orage kittygirl, How iz you
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote in message
...
HEy! Ower Meomwmie iz uh libarian, tew! She sez da problum iz she'z
tew bizzy (yeah, rite!) tew do enny 'pooterin at da liberry....sigh

Ennyway, da oring kitty camed tew ower houws--heer he iz. Hiz nayme
iz Orangie (da hoomin kitten naymed him). he'ze kinda shy, do.


Hi dere, Orangie! Us orange kitties gotta stick togeffur.

Sammy Kitten



  #66  
Old November 2nd 04, 03:43 AM
Heather
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Posts: n/a
Default

Da saym, fing happinz tu owr meowmie!

Matthias an Maestro, cheef "biskitmaykurz"

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I duzint do happy pawz unless I iz on minez back and I happy paw her chin,
OEJ iz our big happy paw kitty, her sayed der iz some spotz left but
sometimez Soft hasta get up anna uze da litterbox ifin OEJ 'cides ta happy
paw inna night on her bellypartz. Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Owr meowmie yewzed tu be fluffy tu, buttid she lost alot uf wate last

yeer.
Sheez still got sum nys soft playsiz fur needin tho.

Matthias an Maestro

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Yez her waz err quite err fluffy, now her izunt so fluffy orz soft

efur,
Trudi not sure she likez it efur
Heather wrote in message
...
O, she must be onna dyit den. Now weez see.

Matthias an Maestro

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
her sayed dat when her haz counted da pointz her iz eatin itall,

Trudi,
who
nefur findz anythin pointy in herown fud
Heather wrote in message
...
Datz not furry nys


"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
the onliest purblem is sometimez soft duzint share it, Trudi,

eating
hers
with relish
Heather wrote in message
...
Itz furry furry gud!

Matthias, savoring da tayst

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Dis isa spekal fishiez, itz taste like pinchy crab butted

itsa
really
fishies anna so it duznt make any hoomanz getz hivez,

Trudi,
sharin
with
her
friendz
Heather wrote in message
...
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, iz dat fish? Ize luv fish! Fangu furry

mutch
soft!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
soft sayed to thank you

Hand comes through the 'porter with a treat fur trudi

and
her
friend...
Lookit soft gived uses some fakey crabby meat, Trudi,

who
lofez
fishes
Heather wrote in message
...
Soft sowndz lyke a furry speshul hoomin. Yu shud be
purrowd
uv
hur.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
You haz very sepkal hoomanz indeed, soft sayed if

bast
efur
didn't
send
a
kitty fur her ta tend anna her waz'lowed ta pik

one
out
her
wuuld
get
da
hardest one ta 'dopt furm da shelter, Trudi, prowd

of
her
hoomanz
Heather wrote in message
...
Yup, weez furry lukkee indeed! An yu node, owr
meowmiez
'doptid
us
beklawz
weez wur "diffrint", so dey must luv us lotz.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote

in
message
...
Da bestest thing 'bout bein a kitty is hoomanz

we
find
uses
dat
lof
ourselfs
juz as we iz, Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Datz rite, yu guyz shud stay! An yu node

wat?
Ize
brayn
damijed
tu!
Ize
waz borned dis way, an see, Ize nottid

oranj!

Matthias

"Gabrielle" wrote in

message
...
Hay, Hay guyz! We fink yw shud come owt uv
lurkin
ana
partay
wif
uz!
Chester wud want yew tu, yew kno. Fred ana

Clyde
are
new
at
ar
howse
ana
gess whut, Clyde iz orinj, tew! Corz hez

brane
damaijed,
be
datz
just
cuz uv sum meeen huminz, not cuz hez

orinj.

Ralph, Fred, & Clyde


pam wrote:

HiHi, dis is PacoBell anna Charlie.

We'ze
nottid
bin
heer
long
tyme,
cuzza Meowmie hazn't had 'pooter aksis.

But'
we'ze
bin
reedin'
an'
purrin' fur alla da kittiz an' hoomins

dat
needid
it.
An'
we'ze
gunna
lurk at da Jellicle Ball. Owerown

bruffur
Chester
(RB)
luffed
da
Jellicle Ball. Anna--dis iz wy we maddid
Meowmie
borrow
a
'pooter
fur
wunc--we mite be gettin a new bruffer er

sisfur
(we
don
no
yet
wich
wun), anna dis kitty if it komes tew ower

hows
will
be
ORING!!!
we'ze
effur hadded a ORING kitty in ower hows.

So,
send
a
few
purrs
anna
stuffs dat dis iz a nize kitty dat lykes

us
all.
An,
fink
uv
usses
as
yew eet an' danze at da Jellicle Ball.

We
will
be
waytin'
fur
da
calling uv naymes.




































  #67  
Old November 2nd 04, 03:43 AM
Heather
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Da saym, fing happinz tu owr meowmie!

Matthias an Maestro, cheef "biskitmaykurz"

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I duzint do happy pawz unless I iz on minez back and I happy paw her chin,
OEJ iz our big happy paw kitty, her sayed der iz some spotz left but
sometimez Soft hasta get up anna uze da litterbox ifin OEJ 'cides ta happy
paw inna night on her bellypartz. Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Owr meowmie yewzed tu be fluffy tu, buttid she lost alot uf wate last

yeer.
Sheez still got sum nys soft playsiz fur needin tho.

Matthias an Maestro

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Yez her waz err quite err fluffy, now her izunt so fluffy orz soft

efur,
Trudi not sure she likez it efur
Heather wrote in message
...
O, she must be onna dyit den. Now weez see.

Matthias an Maestro

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
her sayed dat when her haz counted da pointz her iz eatin itall,

Trudi,
who
nefur findz anythin pointy in herown fud
Heather wrote in message
...
Datz not furry nys


"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
the onliest purblem is sometimez soft duzint share it, Trudi,

eating
hers
with relish
Heather wrote in message
...
Itz furry furry gud!

Matthias, savoring da tayst

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Dis isa spekal fishiez, itz taste like pinchy crab butted

itsa
really
fishies anna so it duznt make any hoomanz getz hivez,

Trudi,
sharin
with
her
friendz
Heather wrote in message
...
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, iz dat fish? Ize luv fish! Fangu furry

mutch
soft!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
soft sayed to thank you

Hand comes through the 'porter with a treat fur trudi

and
her
friend...
Lookit soft gived uses some fakey crabby meat, Trudi,

who
lofez
fishes
Heather wrote in message
...
Soft sowndz lyke a furry speshul hoomin. Yu shud be
purrowd
uv
hur.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
You haz very sepkal hoomanz indeed, soft sayed if

bast
efur
didn't
send
a
kitty fur her ta tend anna her waz'lowed ta pik

one
out
her
wuuld
get
da
hardest one ta 'dopt furm da shelter, Trudi, prowd

of
her
hoomanz
Heather wrote in message
...
Yup, weez furry lukkee indeed! An yu node, owr
meowmiez
'doptid
us
beklawz
weez wur "diffrint", so dey must luv us lotz.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote

in
message
...
Da bestest thing 'bout bein a kitty is hoomanz

we
find
uses
dat
lof
ourselfs
juz as we iz, Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Datz rite, yu guyz shud stay! An yu node

wat?
Ize
brayn
damijed
tu!
Ize
waz borned dis way, an see, Ize nottid

oranj!

Matthias

"Gabrielle" wrote in

message
...
Hay, Hay guyz! We fink yw shud come owt uv
lurkin
ana
partay
wif
uz!
Chester wud want yew tu, yew kno. Fred ana

Clyde
are
new
at
ar
howse
ana
gess whut, Clyde iz orinj, tew! Corz hez

brane
damaijed,
be
datz
just
cuz uv sum meeen huminz, not cuz hez

orinj.

Ralph, Fred, & Clyde


pam wrote:

HiHi, dis is PacoBell anna Charlie.

We'ze
nottid
bin
heer
long
tyme,
cuzza Meowmie hazn't had 'pooter aksis.

But'
we'ze
bin
reedin'
an'
purrin' fur alla da kittiz an' hoomins

dat
needid
it.
An'
we'ze
gunna
lurk at da Jellicle Ball. Owerown

bruffur
Chester
(RB)
luffed
da
Jellicle Ball. Anna--dis iz wy we maddid
Meowmie
borrow
a
'pooter
fur
wunc--we mite be gettin a new bruffer er

sisfur
(we
don
no
yet
wich
wun), anna dis kitty if it komes tew ower

hows
will
be
ORING!!!
we'ze
effur hadded a ORING kitty in ower hows.

So,
send
a
few
purrs
anna
stuffs dat dis iz a nize kitty dat lykes

us
all.
An,
fink
uv
usses
as
yew eet an' danze at da Jellicle Ball.

We
will
be
waytin'
fur
da
calling uv naymes.




































  #68  
Old November 2nd 04, 12:25 PM
Miss Violette
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

You wuuld think a hooman wuuld show more repect dan dat, OEJ, who gets upset
of the hooman wants get up befur her iz done
Heather wrote in message
...
Da saym, fing happinz tu owr meowmie!

Matthias an Maestro, cheef "biskitmaykurz"

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I duzint do happy pawz unless I iz on minez back and I happy paw her

chin,
OEJ iz our big happy paw kitty, her sayed der iz some spotz left but
sometimez Soft hasta get up anna uze da litterbox ifin OEJ 'cides ta

happy
paw inna night on her bellypartz. Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Owr meowmie yewzed tu be fluffy tu, buttid she lost alot uf wate last

yeer.
Sheez still got sum nys soft playsiz fur needin tho.

Matthias an Maestro

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Yez her waz err quite err fluffy, now her izunt so fluffy orz soft

efur,
Trudi not sure she likez it efur
Heather wrote in message
...
O, she must be onna dyit den. Now weez see.

Matthias an Maestro

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
her sayed dat when her haz counted da pointz her iz eatin itall,
Trudi,
who
nefur findz anythin pointy in herown fud
Heather wrote in message
...
Datz not furry nys


"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
the onliest purblem is sometimez soft duzint share it,

Trudi,
eating
hers
with relish
Heather wrote in message
...
Itz furry furry gud!

Matthias, savoring da tayst

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Dis isa spekal fishiez, itz taste like pinchy crab

butted
itsa
really
fishies anna so it duznt make any hoomanz getz hivez,

Trudi,
sharin
with
her
friendz
Heather wrote in message
...
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, iz dat fish? Ize luv fish! Fangu furry

mutch
soft!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
soft sayed to thank you

Hand comes through the 'porter with a treat fur

trudi
and
her
friend...
Lookit soft gived uses some fakey crabby meat,

Trudi,
who
lofez
fishes
Heather wrote in message
...
Soft sowndz lyke a furry speshul hoomin. Yu shud

be
purrowd
uv
hur.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
You haz very sepkal hoomanz indeed, soft sayed

if
bast
efur
didn't
send
a
kitty fur her ta tend anna her waz'lowed ta pik

one
out
her
wuuld
get
da
hardest one ta 'dopt furm da shelter, Trudi,

prowd
of
her
hoomanz
Heather wrote in message
...
Yup, weez furry lukkee indeed! An yu node,

owr
meowmiez
'doptid
us
beklawz
weez wur "diffrint", so dey must luv us lotz.

Matthias

"Miss Violette"

wrote
in
message
...
Da bestest thing 'bout bein a kitty is

hoomanz
we
find
uses
dat
lof
ourselfs
juz as we iz, Trudi
Heather wrote in

message
...
Datz rite, yu guyz shud stay! An yu node

wat?
Ize
brayn
damijed
tu!
Ize
waz borned dis way, an see, Ize nottid

oranj!

Matthias

"Gabrielle" wrote in

message
...
Hay, Hay guyz! We fink yw shud come owt

uv
lurkin
ana
partay
wif
uz!
Chester wud want yew tu, yew kno. Fred

ana
Clyde
are
new
at
ar
howse
ana
gess whut, Clyde iz orinj, tew! Corz hez

brane
damaijed,
be
datz
just
cuz uv sum meeen huminz, not cuz hez

orinj.

Ralph, Fred, & Clyde


pam wrote:

HiHi, dis is PacoBell anna Charlie.

We'ze
nottid
bin
heer
long
tyme,
cuzza Meowmie hazn't had 'pooter aksis.

But'
we'ze
bin
reedin'
an'
purrin' fur alla da kittiz an' hoomins

dat
needid
it.
An'
we'ze
gunna
lurk at da Jellicle Ball. Owerown

bruffur
Chester
(RB)
luffed
da
Jellicle Ball. Anna--dis iz wy we

maddid
Meowmie
borrow
a
'pooter
fur
wunc--we mite be gettin a new bruffer

er
sisfur
(we
don
no
yet
wich
wun), anna dis kitty if it komes tew

ower
hows
will
be
ORING!!!
we'ze
effur hadded a ORING kitty in ower

hows.
So,
send
a
few
purrs
anna
stuffs dat dis iz a nize kitty dat

lykes
us
all.
An,
fink
uv
usses
as
yew eet an' danze at da Jellicle Ball.

We
will
be
waytin'
fur
da
calling uv naymes.






































  #69  
Old November 2nd 04, 12:25 PM
Miss Violette
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Posts: n/a
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You wuuld think a hooman wuuld show more repect dan dat, OEJ, who gets upset
of the hooman wants get up befur her iz done
Heather wrote in message
...
Da saym, fing happinz tu owr meowmie!

Matthias an Maestro, cheef "biskitmaykurz"

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I duzint do happy pawz unless I iz on minez back and I happy paw her

chin,
OEJ iz our big happy paw kitty, her sayed der iz some spotz left but
sometimez Soft hasta get up anna uze da litterbox ifin OEJ 'cides ta

happy
paw inna night on her bellypartz. Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Owr meowmie yewzed tu be fluffy tu, buttid she lost alot uf wate last

yeer.
Sheez still got sum nys soft playsiz fur needin tho.

Matthias an Maestro

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Yez her waz err quite err fluffy, now her izunt so fluffy orz soft

efur,
Trudi not sure she likez it efur
Heather wrote in message
...
O, she must be onna dyit den. Now weez see.

Matthias an Maestro

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
her sayed dat when her haz counted da pointz her iz eatin itall,
Trudi,
who
nefur findz anythin pointy in herown fud
Heather wrote in message
...
Datz not furry nys


"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
the onliest purblem is sometimez soft duzint share it,

Trudi,
eating
hers
with relish
Heather wrote in message
...
Itz furry furry gud!

Matthias, savoring da tayst

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Dis isa spekal fishiez, itz taste like pinchy crab

butted
itsa
really
fishies anna so it duznt make any hoomanz getz hivez,

Trudi,
sharin
with
her
friendz
Heather wrote in message
...
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, iz dat fish? Ize luv fish! Fangu furry

mutch
soft!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
soft sayed to thank you

Hand comes through the 'porter with a treat fur

trudi
and
her
friend...
Lookit soft gived uses some fakey crabby meat,

Trudi,
who
lofez
fishes
Heather wrote in message
...
Soft sowndz lyke a furry speshul hoomin. Yu shud

be
purrowd
uv
hur.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
You haz very sepkal hoomanz indeed, soft sayed

if
bast
efur
didn't
send
a
kitty fur her ta tend anna her waz'lowed ta pik

one
out
her
wuuld
get
da
hardest one ta 'dopt furm da shelter, Trudi,

prowd
of
her
hoomanz
Heather wrote in message
...
Yup, weez furry lukkee indeed! An yu node,

owr
meowmiez
'doptid
us
beklawz
weez wur "diffrint", so dey must luv us lotz.

Matthias

"Miss Violette"

wrote
in
message
...
Da bestest thing 'bout bein a kitty is

hoomanz
we
find
uses
dat
lof
ourselfs
juz as we iz, Trudi
Heather wrote in

message
...
Datz rite, yu guyz shud stay! An yu node

wat?
Ize
brayn
damijed
tu!
Ize
waz borned dis way, an see, Ize nottid

oranj!

Matthias

"Gabrielle" wrote in

message
...
Hay, Hay guyz! We fink yw shud come owt

uv
lurkin
ana
partay
wif
uz!
Chester wud want yew tu, yew kno. Fred

ana
Clyde
are
new
at
ar
howse
ana
gess whut, Clyde iz orinj, tew! Corz hez

brane
damaijed,
be
datz
just
cuz uv sum meeen huminz, not cuz hez

orinj.

Ralph, Fred, & Clyde


pam wrote:

HiHi, dis is PacoBell anna Charlie.

We'ze
nottid
bin
heer
long
tyme,
cuzza Meowmie hazn't had 'pooter aksis.

But'
we'ze
bin
reedin'
an'
purrin' fur alla da kittiz an' hoomins

dat
needid
it.
An'
we'ze
gunna
lurk at da Jellicle Ball. Owerown

bruffur
Chester
(RB)
luffed
da
Jellicle Ball. Anna--dis iz wy we

maddid
Meowmie
borrow
a
'pooter
fur
wunc--we mite be gettin a new bruffer

er
sisfur
(we
don
no
yet
wich
wun), anna dis kitty if it komes tew

ower
hows
will
be
ORING!!!
we'ze
effur hadded a ORING kitty in ower

hows.
So,
send
a
few
purrs
anna
stuffs dat dis iz a nize kitty dat

lykes
us
all.
An,
fink
uv
usses
as
yew eet an' danze at da Jellicle Ball.

We
will
be
waytin'
fur
da
calling uv naymes.






































  #70  
Old November 2nd 04, 06:37 PM
Heather
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Uh o, hed fur da hillz!

Matthias an Maestro

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
but dey duzint, anna now soft iza makin doze clippy noizes agin, OEJ,

gettin
cautiousy
Heather wrote in message
...
Yu wud, wuddnt yu

Matthias an Maestro

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
You wuuld think a hooman wuuld show more repect dan dat, OEJ, who gets

upset
of the hooman wants get up befur her iz done
Heather wrote in message
...
Da saym, fing happinz tu owr meowmie!

Matthias an Maestro, cheef "biskitmaykurz"

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I duzint do happy pawz unless I iz on minez back and I happy paw

her
chin,
OEJ iz our big happy paw kitty, her sayed der iz some spotz left

but
sometimez Soft hasta get up anna uze da litterbox ifin OEJ 'cides

ta
happy
paw inna night on her bellypartz. Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Owr meowmie yewzed tu be fluffy tu, buttid she lost alot uf wate

last
yeer.
Sheez still got sum nys soft playsiz fur needin tho.

Matthias an Maestro

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Yez her waz err quite err fluffy, now her izunt so fluffy orz

soft
efur,
Trudi not sure she likez it efur
Heather wrote in message
...
O, she must be onna dyit den. Now weez see.

Matthias an Maestro

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
her sayed dat when her haz counted da pointz her iz eatin

itall,
Trudi,
who
nefur findz anythin pointy in herown fud
Heather wrote in message
...
Datz not furry nys


"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
the onliest purblem is sometimez soft duzint share it,
Trudi,
eating
hers
with relish
Heather wrote in message
...
Itz furry furry gud!

Matthias, savoring da tayst

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
Dis isa spekal fishiez, itz taste like pinchy crab
butted
itsa
really
fishies anna so it duznt make any hoomanz getz

hivez,
Trudi,
sharin
with
her
friendz
Heather wrote in message
...
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, iz dat fish? Ize luv fish! Fangu

furry
mutch
soft!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote

in
message
...
soft sayed to thank you

Hand comes through the 'porter with a treat

fur
trudi
and
her
friend...
Lookit soft gived uses some fakey crabby meat,
Trudi,
who
lofez
fishes
Heather wrote in message
...
Soft sowndz lyke a furry speshul hoomin. Yu

shud
be
purrowd
uv
hur.

Matthias

"Miss Violette"

wrote
in
message
...
You haz very sepkal hoomanz indeed, soft

sayed
if
bast
efur
didn't
send
a
kitty fur her ta tend anna her waz'lowed

ta
pik
one
out
her
wuuld
get
da
hardest one ta 'dopt furm da shelter,

Trudi,
prowd
of
her
hoomanz
Heather wrote in

message
...
Yup, weez furry lukkee indeed! An yu

node,
owr
meowmiez
'doptid
us
beklawz
weez wur "diffrint", so dey must luv us

lotz.

Matthias

"Miss Violette"


wrote
in
message
...
Da bestest thing 'bout bein a kitty is
hoomanz
we
find
uses
dat
lof
ourselfs
juz as we iz, Trudi
Heather wrote in
message

...
Datz rite, yu guyz shud stay! An yu

node
wat?
Ize
brayn
damijed
tu!
Ize
waz borned dis way, an see, Ize

nottid
oranj!

Matthias

"Gabrielle" wrote

in
message

...
Hay, Hay guyz! We fink yw shud

come
owt
uv
lurkin
ana
partay
wif
uz!
Chester wud want yew tu, yew kno.

Fred
ana
Clyde
are
new
at
ar
howse
ana
gess whut, Clyde iz orinj, tew!

Corz
hez
brane
damaijed,
be
datz
just
cuz uv sum meeen huminz, not cuz

hez
orinj.

Ralph, Fred, & Clyde


pam wrote:

HiHi, dis is PacoBell anna

Charlie.
We'ze
nottid
bin
heer
long
tyme,
cuzza Meowmie hazn't had 'pooter

aksis.
But'
we'ze
bin
reedin'
an'
purrin' fur alla da kittiz an'

hoomins
dat
needid
it.
An'
we'ze
gunna
lurk at da Jellicle Ball.

Owerown
bruffur
Chester
(RB)
luffed
da
Jellicle Ball. Anna--dis iz wy

we
maddid
Meowmie
borrow
a
'pooter
fur
wunc--we mite be gettin a new

bruffer
er
sisfur
(we
don
no
yet
wich
wun), anna dis kitty if it komes

tew
ower
hows
will
be
ORING!!!
we'ze
effur hadded a ORING kitty in

ower
hows.
So,
send
a
few
purrs
anna
stuffs dat dis iz a nize kitty

dat
lykes
us
all.
An,
fink
uv
usses
as
yew eet an' danze at da Jellicle

Ball.
We
will
be
waytin'
fur
da
calling uv naymes.












































 




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