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30 THINGS WE LEARNED FROM CHARLIE & FRANCES



 
 
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Old September 10th 04, 03:23 PM
Karen
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30 THINGS WE LEARNED FROM CHARLIE & FRANCES

1. An oak tree on the ground looks four times bigger than it did
standing
up
2. Even after all these years it is still nice to spend time with
Colonel
Mustard in the ballroom with the lead pipe.
3. When house hunting look for closets with lots of leg room.
4. Water from the shower is much colder than water from the kitchen
sink---
and tastes just as bad.
5. AA, C and D are the only alphabet we need (batteries).
6. The four way stop is still an ingenious reflection of civility.
7. Radio can be the best way to watch television.
8. Chainsaw wielding men are nothing to be afraid of.
9 . SUV's are the best makeshift tents on the market.
10. You can use your washing machine as a cooler.
11. It's your God given right to sit on your back porch and eat
Chinese
take-out by candlelight in your underwear.
12. We shouldn't complain about "useless" tools in the garage-- we
actually
DO need a generator
13. You can' t spell "priceless" without I-C-E.
14. Downed power lines make excellent security systems.
15. Lake Eola can generate waves.
16. Gasoline is a value at any price
17. Cell phones: Breaking up isn't hard to do.
18. The life blood of any disaster recovery is COFFEE
19. The need for your dog to go out and take care of business is
inversely
proportional to the severity of the storm.
20. Candlelight is better than botox--- it takes years off your
appearance
21. Air Conditioning: BEST. INVENTION. EVER.
22. Water is a comfort food. But 3 day old Cheetos are too.
23. Shadow animals on the wall---Still fun.
24. No matter how hard the wind blows, roadside campaign signs will
survive.
25. You should never admit to having power at your house in the
presence of
co workers or neighbors who do not.
26. There's a plus to having NOTHING in the refrigerator.
27. Getting through the day should be an Olympic event.
28. The movie theater can be a most pleasant place, even if the
feature
is
Alien vs. Predator
29. Somebody's got it worse.
30. Somebody's got it better. Obviously, they are getting preferential
treatment.


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Old September 10th 04, 04:13 PM
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On Fri, 10 Sep, Karen wrote:

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5. AA, C and D are the only alphabet we need (batteries).

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And we all know what those C batteries are for.

Ducking and Covering
O J
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Old September 10th 04, 04:13 PM
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On Fri, 10 Sep, Karen wrote:

---------------------snip----------------------
5. AA, C and D are the only alphabet we need (batteries).

---------------------snip----------------------

And we all know what those C batteries are for.

Ducking and Covering
O J
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Old September 10th 04, 04:13 PM
O J
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On Fri, 10 Sep, Karen wrote:

---------------------snip----------------------
5. AA, C and D are the only alphabet we need (batteries).

---------------------snip----------------------

And we all know what those C batteries are for.

Ducking and Covering
O J
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Old September 10th 04, 05:28 PM
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O J wrote:
On Fri, 10 Sep, Karen wrote:

---------------------snip----------------------
5. AA, C and D are the only alphabet we need (batteries).
---------------------snip----------------------


And we all know what those C batteries are for.

Ducking and Covering
O J


SHUT UP! Men don't require batteries, do they?

Jill (wondering if she should take some on her trip in case John needs to be
"plugged in")


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Old September 10th 04, 05:28 PM
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O J wrote:
On Fri, 10 Sep, Karen wrote:

---------------------snip----------------------
5. AA, C and D are the only alphabet we need (batteries).
---------------------snip----------------------


And we all know what those C batteries are for.

Ducking and Covering
O J


SHUT UP! Men don't require batteries, do they?

Jill (wondering if she should take some on her trip in case John needs to be
"plugged in")


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Old September 10th 04, 05:28 PM
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O J wrote:
On Fri, 10 Sep, Karen wrote:

---------------------snip----------------------
5. AA, C and D are the only alphabet we need (batteries).
---------------------snip----------------------


And we all know what those C batteries are for.

Ducking and Covering
O J


SHUT UP! Men don't require batteries, do they?

Jill (wondering if she should take some on her trip in case John needs to be
"plugged in")


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Old September 10th 04, 05:49 PM
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"O J" wrote in message
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On Fri, 10 Sep, Karen wrote:

---------------------snip----------------------
5. AA, C and D are the only alphabet we need (batteries).

---------------------snip----------------------

And we all know what those C batteries are for.

Ducking and Covering
O J


ROTFLMAO! Yep!

Hugs,

CatNipped


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Old September 10th 04, 05:49 PM
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"O J" wrote in message
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On Fri, 10 Sep, Karen wrote:

---------------------snip----------------------
5. AA, C and D are the only alphabet we need (batteries).

---------------------snip----------------------

And we all know what those C batteries are for.

Ducking and Covering
O J


ROTFLMAO! Yep!

Hugs,

CatNipped


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Old September 10th 04, 05:49 PM
CatNipped
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"O J" wrote in message
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On Fri, 10 Sep, Karen wrote:

---------------------snip----------------------
5. AA, C and D are the only alphabet we need (batteries).

---------------------snip----------------------

And we all know what those C batteries are for.

Ducking and Covering
O J


ROTFLMAO! Yep!

Hugs,

CatNipped


 




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