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To da boat!
Meow Kitties!
Now dat we'fe had owr fill ov good fud an drink curtesy ov Cleo an TV, an dansed an hunted lampshades, it's time to 'port to Dijon to meet da barge-hotel dat will be takink usses down da canals ov Bourgogne (Burgundy) fur 7 days, from Dijon to Escommes on a leesurly croose. Fur doze dat forgotted, Cleo an I haff chartered Le Premier, a kitty owned and operated luggsury hotel-barge (yew can see da hooman version heer: http://www.hotelbargevacations.com/h...-itinerary.htm ), especially outfitted an stocked wif da finest of feline fudz an befferages ov awl kinds for da discernink feline! Dere are many staterooms fur one, two or more kitties, a glass enclosed observation deck, liberry, smoking longue, cocktail lounge and dinikn room, and of cawze, a soundproofed kitten playroom! So kitties, let'z port offur to Dijon, where we will meet owr frendz fur da crooze! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 1/8/2006 12:39:24 PM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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To da boat!
Iz yew reddy to get onna da bote, mine luf? I'ze een towld dat derez a cozy
stateroom fur two just waitin fur usses. Boogie da HarpurrCat, reddy to relacks onna da barge wif hiz ladyluf "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... Meow Kitties! Now dat we'fe had owr fill ov good fud an drink curtesy ov Cleo an TV, an dansed an hunted lampshades, it's time to 'port to Dijon to meet da barge-hotel dat will be takink usses down da canals ov Bourgogne (Burgundy) fur 7 days, from Dijon to Escommes on a leesurly croose. Fur doze dat forgotted, Cleo an I haff chartered Le Premier, a kitty owned and operated luggsury hotel-barge (yew can see da hooman version heer: http://www.hotelbargevacations.com/h...-itinerary.htm ), especially outfitted an stocked wif da finest of feline fudz an befferages ov awl kinds for da discernink feline! Dere are many staterooms fur one, two or more kitties, a glass enclosed observation deck, liberry, smoking longue, cocktail lounge and dinikn room, and of cawze, a soundproofed kitten playroom! So kitties, let'z port offur to Dijon, where we will meet owr frendz fur da crooze! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 1/8/2006 12:39:24 PM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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On Sun, 08 Jan 2006 12:45:26 -0500, Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow Kitties! Now dat we'fe had owr fill ov good fud an drink curtesy ov Cleo an TV, an dansed an hunted lampshades, it's time to 'port to Dijon to meet da barge-hotel dat will be takink usses down da canals ov Bourgogne (Burgundy) fur 7 days, from Dijon to Escommes on a leesurly croose. An fur usses who catched wild lampshades, we can bring our lampshades wif us to wear on da boat! Mebbe wez can haf a lampshade pawty on da boat. Sammy |
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To da boat!
Tiger holdz da door anna setz da cordinatez anna away dey go, Diz iz gonna
be fun, Tiger Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message ... Meow Kitties! Now dat we'fe had owr fill ov good fud an drink curtesy ov Cleo an TV, an dansed an hunted lampshades, it's time to 'port to Dijon to meet da barge-hotel dat will be takink usses down da canals ov Bourgogne (Burgundy) fur 7 days, from Dijon to Escommes on a leesurly croose. Fur doze dat forgotted, Cleo an I haff chartered Le Premier, a kitty owned and operated luggsury hotel-barge (yew can see da hooman version heer: http://www.hotelbargevacations.com/h...-itinerary.htm ), especially outfitted an stocked wif da finest of feline fudz an befferages ov awl kinds for da discernink feline! Dere are many staterooms fur one, two or more kitties, a glass enclosed observation deck, liberry, smoking longue, cocktail lounge and dinikn room, and of cawze, a soundproofed kitten playroom! So kitties, let'z port offur to Dijon, where we will meet owr frendz fur da crooze! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 1/8/2006 12:39:24 PM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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To da boat!
gud idermint, TV
Sammy da 'Venture Cat wrote in message news On Sun, 08 Jan 2006 12:45:26 -0500, Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote: Meow Kitties! Now dat we'fe had owr fill ov good fud an drink curtesy ov Cleo an TV, an dansed an hunted lampshades, it's time to 'port to Dijon to meet da barge-hotel dat will be takink usses down da canals ov Bourgogne (Burgundy) fur 7 days, from Dijon to Escommes on a leesurly croose. An fur usses who catched wild lampshades, we can bring our lampshades wif us to wear on da boat! Mebbe wez can haf a lampshade pawty on da boat. Sammy |
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To da boat!
Dat sowns gud!
Pitoonya, iz yoo goin on dis venchur? If so, may I skort yoo, if yoo duznt alreddy hav uther planz? Sundance "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... Meow Kitties! Now dat we'fe had owr fill ov good fud an drink curtesy ov Cleo an TV, an dansed an hunted lampshades, it's time to 'port to Dijon to meet da barge-hotel dat will be takink usses down da canals ov Bourgogne (Burgundy) fur 7 days, from Dijon to Escommes on a leesurly croose. Fur doze dat forgotted, Cleo an I haff chartered Le Premier, a kitty owned and operated luggsury hotel-barge (yew can see da hooman version heer: http://www.hotelbargevacations.com/h...-itinerary.htm ), especially outfitted an stocked wif da finest of feline fudz an befferages ov awl kinds for da discernink feline! Dere are many staterooms fur one, two or more kitties, a glass enclosed observation deck, liberry, smoking longue, cocktail lounge and dinikn room, and of cawze, a soundproofed kitten playroom! So kitties, let'z port offur to Dijon, where we will meet owr frendz fur da crooze! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 1/8/2006 12:39:24 PM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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On Sun, 8 Jan 2006 16:35:07 -0600, Stormmee's little, agile paws
typed: Tiger holdz da door anna setz da cordinatez anna away dey go, Diz iz gonna be fun, Tiger The 'porter twinkles at the dock where Le Premier is tied up, and A smartly-uniformed porter-kitty takes their luggage. A large Chartreaux, in a blue blazer walks toward them. Ah, Bonjour, an welcome to Le Premier. I am Jean-Paul, your captain, and you must be Mme. Anaïs and Tiger. Come aboard, your stateroom is ready! From behind the kitties see a new white Citroën pull up and park, and a dark-fured kitty waves. "Allo, Allo! Itz moi, Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau an myown wink, Bridget! And I haff wif my ze Countess Katzenplatz! Ummm, millefois merci for ze infitation!" They approach and exchange headbutts, and the captain shows them all to their rooms. On a little table is a small can of caviar and a bottle of nip-shampayne, which Tiger pops open and meows to Anaïs: "Well, I wonder who else will show up?" -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 1/8/2006 11:17:56 PM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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To da boat!
Seowndz lyke uh fun krooze!
I yam awl pakt an reddy tu go wen yu ar, Sundance. Pitoonya AKA Sweetee "Sundance" wrote in message . net... Dat sowns gud! Pitoonya, iz yoo goin on dis venchur? If so, may I skort yoo, if yoo duznt alreddy hav uther planz? Sundance "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... Meow Kitties! Now dat we'fe had owr fill ov good fud an drink curtesy ov Cleo an TV, an dansed an hunted lampshades, it's time to 'port to Dijon to meet da barge-hotel dat will be takink usses down da canals ov Bourgogne (Burgundy) fur 7 days, from Dijon to Escommes on a leesurly croose. Fur doze dat forgotted, Cleo an I haff chartered Le Premier, a kitty owned and operated luggsury hotel-barge (yew can see da hooman version heer: http://www.hotelbargevacations.com/h...-itinerary.htm ), especially outfitted an stocked wif da finest of feline fudz an befferages ov awl kinds for da discernink feline! Dere are many staterooms fur one, two or more kitties, a glass enclosed observation deck, liberry, smoking longue, cocktail lounge and dinikn room, and of cawze, a soundproofed kitten playroom! So kitties, let'z port offur to Dijon, where we will meet owr frendz fur da crooze! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 1/8/2006 12:39:24 PM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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To da boat!
Oh, goodee! Uh, I meenz, furry gud den. Myownself iznt pakkin too much, so
Ize reddy, too. Shall we port over? Sundance "Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Seowndz lyke uh fun krooze! I yam awl pakt an reddy tu go wen yu ar, Sundance. Pitoonya AKA Sweetee "Sundance" wrote in message . net... Dat sowns gud! Pitoonya, iz yoo goin on dis venchur? If so, may I skort yoo, if yoo duznt alreddy hav uther planz? Sundance |
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To da boat!
Here i iz Trudi, with stormmee in tow
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message ... On Sun, 8 Jan 2006 16:35:07 -0600, Stormmee's little, agile paws typed: Tiger holdz da door anna setz da cordinatez anna away dey go, Diz iz gonna be fun, Tiger The 'porter twinkles at the dock where Le Premier is tied up, and A smartly-uniformed porter-kitty takes their luggage. A large Chartreaux, in a blue blazer walks toward them. Ah, Bonjour, an welcome to Le Premier. I am Jean-Paul, your captain, and you must be Mme. Anaïs and Tiger. Come aboard, your stateroom is ready! From behind the kitties see a new white Citroën pull up and park, and a dark-fured kitty waves. "Allo, Allo! Itz moi, Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau an myown wink, Bridget! And I haff wif my ze Countess Katzenplatz! Ummm, millefois merci for ze infitation!" They approach and exchange headbutts, and the captain shows them all to their rooms. On a little table is a small can of caviar and a bottle of nip-shampayne, which Tiger pops open and meows to Anaïs: "Well, I wonder who else will show up?" -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 1/8/2006 11:17:56 PM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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