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This is why I didn't have kids....
Last Thursday. My day off, so I stumble out of bed at 11:00 and head to the
kitchen. As I hit the entryway between the living room and kitchen, I wonder what is crunching beneath my feet. I look down and find I am standing in a pile of (clean) kitty litter. Further investigation finds me staring in horror at a kitchen floor nearly covered in kitty litter. Even further investigation finds me glaring at a striped kitten with his head just popping out of a large hole in the side of the new kitty litter bag. Moogie: Big grin "Hi Mom!!! Good morning! It's aobut time you got up! Wanna play? I found a great new game!" Me: "You are a VERY, VERY bad cat!" Moogie: backpedaling "Moose did it. I was just cleaning up." Me: "Then explain the little shovel and pail you have there, Mr. Bad Kitten. And what about that little sand-cat-tree over by the fridge? I don't think The Moose built that." Moogie: "Mr. Bob built that. I told him not to." Me: "Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, can you explain the fact that you are covered in cat litter? Like maybe you've been rolling in it?" Moogie gives up the fight and turns to do somersaults through the cat litter pile. Whoopiiieeee! This is why I didn't have kids. Stacey |
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"Stacey" wrote in message ... Last Thursday. My day off, so I stumble out of bed at 11:00 and head to the kitchen. As I hit the entryway between the living room and kitchen, I wonder what is crunching beneath my feet. I look down and find I am standing in a pile of (clean) kitty litter. Further investigation finds me staring in horror at a kitchen floor nearly covered in kitty litter. Even further investigation finds me glaring at a striped kitten with his head just popping out of a large hole in the side of the new kitty litter bag. Moogie: Big grin "Hi Mom!!! Good morning! It's aobut time you got up! Wanna play? I found a great new game!" Me: "You are a VERY, VERY bad cat!" Moogie: backpedaling "Moose did it. I was just cleaning up." Me: "Then explain the little shovel and pail you have there, Mr. Bad Kitten. And what about that little sand-cat-tree over by the fridge? I don't think The Moose built that." Moogie: "Mr. Bob built that. I told him not to." Me: "Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, can you explain the fact that you are covered in cat litter? Like maybe you've been rolling in it?" Moogie gives up the fight and turns to do somersaults through the cat litter pile. Whoopiiieeee! This is why I didn't have kids. Stacey Kitties are definitely easier than kids, trust me, well, I don't know between the special needs kids and the special needs kitties in our house -- it's a tossup! Christine |
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On Wed, 10 Mar 2004 02:18:48 GMT, "Stacey"
wrote: Last Thursday. My day off, so I stumble out of bed at 11:00 and head to the kitchen. As I hit the entryway between the living room and kitchen, I wonder what is crunching beneath my feet. I look down and find I am standing in a pile of (clean) kitty litter. Further investigation finds me staring in horror at a kitchen floor nearly covered in kitty litter. Even further investigation finds me glaring at a striped kitten with his head just popping out of a large hole in the side of the new kitty litter bag. Moogie: Big grin "Hi Mom!!! Good morning! It's aobut time you got up! Wanna play? I found a great new game!" Me: "You are a VERY, VERY bad cat!" Moogie: backpedaling "Moose did it. I was just cleaning up." Me: "Then explain the little shovel and pail you have there, Mr. Bad Kitten. And what about that little sand-cat-tree over by the fridge? I don't think The Moose built that." Moogie: "Mr. Bob built that. I told him not to." Me: "Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, can you explain the fact that you are covered in cat litter? Like maybe you've been rolling in it?" Moogie gives up the fight and turns to do somersaults through the cat litter pile. Whoopiiieeee! This is why I didn't have kids. Stacey It sounds to me like you have already got them. |
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ROFL
Stacey wrote: Last Thursday. My day off, so I stumble out of bed at 11:00 and head to the kitchen. As I hit the entryway between the living room and kitchen, I wonder what is crunching beneath my feet. I look down and find I am standing in a pile of (clean) kitty litter. Further investigation finds me staring in horror at a kitchen floor nearly covered in kitty litter. Even further investigation finds me glaring at a striped kitten with his head just popping out of a large hole in the side of the new kitty litter bag. Moogie: Big grin "Hi Mom!!! Good morning! It's aobut time you got up! Wanna play? I found a great new game!" Me: "You are a VERY, VERY bad cat!" Moogie: backpedaling "Moose did it. I was just cleaning up." Me: "Then explain the little shovel and pail you have there, Mr. Bad Kitten. And what about that little sand-cat-tree over by the fridge? I don't think The Moose built that." Moogie: "Mr. Bob built that. I told him not to." Me: "Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, can you explain the fact that you are covered in cat litter? Like maybe you've been rolling in it?" Moogie gives up the fight and turns to do somersaults through the cat litter pile. Whoopiiieeee! This is why I didn't have kids. Stacey |
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"Stacey" wrote Moogie: Big grin "Hi Mom!!! Good morning! It's aobut time you got up! Wanna play? I found a great new game!" Me: "You are a VERY, VERY bad cat!" Moogie: backpedaling "Moose did it. I was just cleaning up." snip hilarious hoomin-hoolikitten conversation ROFL! Did you make him clean up? -- Marina, Frank and Nikki Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki |
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Moogie gives up the fight and turns to do somersaults through the cat litter
pile. Whoopiiieeee! This is why I didn't have kids. Stacey I feel bound to point out that at no time have I had to rebuke Nathan for doing somersaults in cat litter - clean or used. Nor for playing in cat litter in any way, shape or form :-) Cheers, helen s --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove dependency on fame & fortune h*$el*$$e**nd***$o$ts***i*$*$m**m$$o*n**s@$*$a$$o* *l.c**$*$om$$ |
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"Marina" wrote in message ... "Stacey" wrote ROFL! Did you make him clean up? -- Marina, Frank and Nikki Nooo I just said "You're daddy isn't going to be very happy when he gets home and has to clean this up!". LOL@ Stacey |
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When Chloe was a baby she used to play in the kitty litter. I mean INSIDE
the bag of kitty litter. LOL! I thought it was very cute. :-) Flippy in Melbourne, Australia. My Cats: http://www.flippyscatpage.com "Stacey" wrote in message ... Last Thursday. My day off, so I stumble out of bed at 11:00 and head to the kitchen. As I hit the entryway between the living room and kitchen, I wonder what is crunching beneath my feet. I look down and find I am standing in a pile of (clean) kitty litter. Further investigation finds me staring in horror at a kitchen floor nearly covered in kitty litter. Even further investigation finds me glaring at a striped kitten with his head just popping out of a large hole in the side of the new kitty litter bag. Moogie: Big grin "Hi Mom!!! Good morning! It's aobut time you got up! Wanna play? I found a great new game!" Me: "You are a VERY, VERY bad cat!" Moogie: backpedaling "Moose did it. I was just cleaning up." Me: "Then explain the little shovel and pail you have there, Mr. Bad Kitten. And what about that little sand-cat-tree over by the fridge? I don't think The Moose built that." Moogie: "Mr. Bob built that. I told him not to." Me: "Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, can you explain the fact that you are covered in cat litter? Like maybe you've been rolling in it?" Moogie gives up the fight and turns to do somersaults through the cat litter pile. Whoopiiieeee! This is why I didn't have kids. Stacey --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.593 / Virus Database: 376 - Release Date: 20/02/2004 |
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On Thu, 11 Mar 2004 14:50:38 +1100, "Flippy"
wrote: When Chloe was a baby she used to play in the kitty litter. I mean INSIDE the bag of kitty litter. LOL! I thought it was very cute. :-) Sammy used to play in the pan whenever I dumped it out and put in fresh litter, but since I've always bought it in the plastic containers I never had to worry about her breaking open a bag. -- Steve Touchstone, faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky [remove Junk for email] Home Page: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/index.html Cat Pix: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/animals.html |
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