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Old January 9th 11, 10:01 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default Mees gotted a new wease of wife!

Me hasnt bin furry well fur a wong tyme n Meomie wus upsetted cos me
wus beein so sik awl da tyme. Me awlso has colitis an it wus furry bad
(I has had dat since I wus a lil kitty wiffa cat fwu) So between myne
sikniss n colitis an myne furry seenyur age of 19 myne Meomie wus
wurrit abowt me (so wus me!)
Da TED wus furry cawshus n spekted awl myne boddy n coodnt see ennyfin
wong, but Meomie told him SUMFIN wus wong n he hadda hepp myneself!
So, me gotted speshal fud dat diwutes inna wadder n me gotted
cimetadine to take twu tymes a day.
Nuffin mutch changed fur a coupla days - but badbad Meomie starffed
me! Awl me got wus wadder - wadder n cimetadine! Yeuch!
Day free n me gotted diwuted cat fud - it wus wunnerfil! But me onny
gotted a widdle bitty - but me wusnt sik!
Since den, mese bin eetin an mees not sik, me hasnt had colitis n mees
gnappin a lot agen n Meomies deelited! TED says iz gud fur now, n awl
me cares abowt is now - cos mees a kitty.

TED finks mees bin eetin a pwant inna howse n Meomies wukin gilty -
dus ennywun know if crassula is bad fur kittiez? Meomie dussnt fink
so, but is now purranoid!

Jack
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Old January 9th 11, 10:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Mees gotted a new wease of wife!

As a plant person I don't believe there is any hard and fast rule about
plants. Like some foods make some people sick and don't bother others, I
think it is the same way with plants.

Tell your human to stop feeling guilty we can only do our best. Glad you
are feeling better. Just Gramby's 2 cents worth.
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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Me hasnt bin furry well fur a wong tyme n Meomie wus upsetted cos me
wus beein so sik awl da tyme. Me awlso has colitis an it wus furry bad
(I has had dat since I wus a lil kitty wiffa cat fwu) So between myne
sikniss n colitis an myne furry seenyur age of 19 myne Meomie wus
wurrit abowt me (so wus me!)
Da TED wus furry cawshus n spekted awl myne boddy n coodnt see ennyfin
wong, but Meomie told him SUMFIN wus wong n he hadda hepp myneself!
So, me gotted speshal fud dat diwutes inna wadder n me gotted
cimetadine to take twu tymes a day.
Nuffin mutch changed fur a coupla days - but badbad Meomie starffed
me! Awl me got wus wadder - wadder n cimetadine! Yeuch!
Day free n me gotted diwuted cat fud - it wus wunnerfil! But me onny
gotted a widdle bitty - but me wusnt sik!
Since den, mese bin eetin an mees not sik, me hasnt had colitis n mees
gnappin a lot agen n Meomies deelited! TED says iz gud fur now, n awl
me cares abowt is now - cos mees a kitty.

TED finks mees bin eetin a pwant inna howse n Meomies wukin gilty -
dus ennywun know if crassula is bad fur kittiez? Meomie dussnt fink
so, but is now purranoid!

Jack



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Old January 9th 11, 10:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gabrielle[_2_]
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Default Mees gotted a new wease of wife!

On Jan 9, 3:01*pm, rafflescat
wrote:
Me hasnt bin furry well fur a wong tyme n Meomie wus upsetted cos me
wus beein so sik awl da tyme. Me awlso has colitis an it wus furry bad
(I has had dat since I wus a lil kitty wiffa cat fwu) *So between myne
sikniss n colitis an myne furry seenyur age of 19 myne Meomie wus
wurrit abowt me (so wus me!)
Da TED wus furry cawshus n spekted awl myne boddy n coodnt see ennyfin
wong, but Meomie told him SUMFIN wus wong n he hadda hepp myneself!
So, me gotted speshal fud dat diwutes inna wadder n me gotted
cimetadine to take twu tymes a day.
Nuffin mutch changed fur a coupla days - but badbad Meomie starffed
me! Awl me got wus wadder - wadder n cimetadine! Yeuch!
Day free n me gotted diwuted cat fud - it wus wunnerfil! But me onny
gotted a widdle bitty - but me wusnt sik!
Since den, mese bin eetin an mees not sik, me hasnt had colitis n mees
gnappin a lot agen n Meomies deelited! TED says iz gud fur now, n awl
me cares abowt is now - cos mees a kitty.

TED finks mees bin eetin a pwant inna howse n Meomies wukin gilty -
dus ennywun know if crassula is bad fur kittiez? Meomie dussnt fink
so, but is now purranoid!

Jack


Yay, Jack. We ar gladhappy dat yew ar feelin beddur!
Ralph, Fred, Alice, Jane, Ricky, Mary, Judith, and Claude
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Old January 9th 11, 10:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default Mees gotted a new wease of wife!

On Jan 9, 10:07*pm, "Granby" wrote:
As a plant person I don't believe there is any hard and fast rule about
plants. *Like some foods make some people sick and don't bother others, I
think it is the same way with plants.

Tell your human to stop feeling guilty we can only do our best. *Glad you
are feeling better. *Just Gramby's *2 cents worth."rafflescat" wrote in message


Fangu Gramby! Meomies had dat pwant since me wus a babycat n she dus
know me nibbels it, but she fott it wus hokay. Itz now inna barfroom n
we dussnt get in dare. Thu gudgud fing abowt it is dat the kittygwass
is now owta da barfroom!

Jack
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Old January 9th 11, 10:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Yay, Jack. We ar gladhappy dat yew ar feelin beddur!
* Ralph, Fred, Alice, Jane, Ricky, Mary, Judith, and Claude


Fangu guyz! Mees dooin gudgud fur now! Effun Harrys woshin myne eerz
agen!

Jack.
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Old January 9th 11, 10:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Mees gotted a new wease of wife!

Diz iz miz Piglett anna I likez grass. What brand iz diz and where did
herself tigged itself. Anna for awl u long haired cats, I mean grass like
in da yardz in da out.
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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On Jan 9, 10:07 pm, "Granby" wrote:
As a plant person I don't believe there is any hard and fast rule about
plants. Like some foods make some people sick and don't bother others, I
think it is the same way with plants.

Tell your human to stop feeling guilty we can only do our best. Glad you
are feeling better. Just Gramby's 2 cents worth."rafflescat"
wrote in message


Fangu Gramby! Meomies had dat pwant since me wus a babycat n she dus
know me nibbels it, but she fott it wus hokay. Itz now inna barfroom n
we dussnt get in dare. Thu gudgud fing abowt it is dat the kittygwass
is now owta da barfroom!

Jack


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Old January 9th 11, 10:40 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Mees gotted a new wease of wife!

On Jan 9, 5:01*pm, rafflescat
wrote:
Me hasnt bin furry well fur a wong tyme n Meomie wus upsetted cos me
wus beein so sik awl da tyme. Me awlso has colitis an it wus furry bad
(I has had dat since I wus a lil kitty wiffa cat fwu) *So between myne
sikniss n colitis an myne furry seenyur age of 19 myne Meomie wus
wurrit abowt me (so wus me!)
Da TED wus furry cawshus n spekted awl myne boddy n coodnt see ennyfin
wong, but Meomie told him SUMFIN wus wong n he hadda hepp myneself!
So, me gotted speshal fud dat diwutes inna wadder n me gotted
cimetadine to take twu tymes a day.
Nuffin mutch changed fur a coupla days - but badbad Meomie starffed
me! Awl me got wus wadder - wadder n cimetadine! Yeuch!
Day free n me gotted diwuted cat fud - it wus wunnerfil! But me onny
gotted a widdle bitty - but me wusnt sik!
Since den, mese bin eetin an mees not sik, me hasnt had colitis n mees
gnappin a lot agen n Meomies deelited! TED says iz gud fur now, n awl
me cares abowt is now - cos mees a kitty.

TED finks mees bin eetin a pwant inna howse n Meomies wukin gilty -
dus ennywun know if crassula is bad fur kittiez? Meomie dussnt fink
so, but is now purranoid!


Diss sounz sew gudgud. May yoo haff menny, menny, gnaps, days ub sun
an fun, gud cuddlesleeps, eerwashes by yoor frenz and uther good
fings. Your Moewmie an effen da TED seem furry wise an helpfull.

--
WooToo, wiff Sunrise an Missy

  #8  
Old January 9th 11, 10:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default Mees gotted a new wease of wife!


Diss sounz sew gudgud. May yoo haff menny, menny, gnaps, days ub sun
an fun, gud cuddlesleeps, eerwashes by yoor frenz and uther good
fings. Your Moewmie an effen da TED seem furry wise an helpfull.

--
WooToo, wiff Sunrise an Missy


Awh fangu WooToo n Sunrise n Missy - gnappins nyce n so ar
cuddlesweeps!
Yus, sumtymes TEDs ar hokay. Onlee sumtymes.

Jack da Wise.
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Old January 10th 11, 12:01 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Mees gotted a new wease of wife!

On Jan 9, 5:21*pm, "Granby" wrote:
Diz iz miz Piglett anna I likez grass. *What brand iz diz and where did
herself tigged itself. *Anna for awl u long haired cats, I mean grass like
in da yardz in da out."


Uncl Bill useta burn grass frum da yards in da out an drink da smok.
Dat wuz befour mine time butted I GNO Mommy tole him knot too an now
he dont.

--
WooToo

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Old January 10th 11, 12:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Mees gotted a new wease of wife!

how kum he didnt listzen bout da hair cutz? Piglett just wondering

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Jan 9, 5:21 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Diz iz miz Piglett anna I likez grass. What brand iz diz and where did
herself tigged itself. Anna for awl u long haired cats, I mean grass like
in da yardz in da out."


Uncl Bill useta burn grass frum da yards in da out an drink da smok.
Dat wuz befour mine time butted I GNO Mommy tole him knot too an now
he dont.

--
WooToo


 




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