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December 24th 04, 11:47 PM
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Suicidal Food
Meow, efurrykitty!
This is Capt. Midnight DOC, The Good Luck Black Cat, wishing all you kittiez and your hoomins a furry Merry Kissamouse. I'ze also writing to warn you kittiez about a dangerous thing: meatballs. GranMeowmie was making some for dinner tomorrow night. One of the meatballs popped out of the bowl and rolled on the floor. I chased it an captured it. But it was all wet with some bad-tasting red stuff onnit. When I licked the red stuff off of mineown paws, I started to run around in circles until GranMeowmie washed off mineown paws and face. So dis is a warning: If any of youse kittiez sees one of those meatball fings, leave it alone. Respectfully meowed, Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department Chief Grocery Inspector & Cole Slaw Keeper 
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#2
December 27th 04, 10:18 PM
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Purrupppp!!
Sumwat stragenezz iz dat mefinkz. Sweet anna furry tazty iz da meetballz at ower houze. Furry gud dey iz. Chilly it iz wat Daddy makez iz makin owchiez inna da mouf! Wif beefchunkz he makez it. Before he cukz it sumtimez I capchur a piece and gud it iz. but ouchie it izz after he cukz it. Only wun timez I capchured a pieze of dat!!! It made mouf ouchiez fur alla da nite until Daddy cot me an put sum sugarz on mime mouf. Stuff like dat he shuddnt leef wher me can caphcur itt! Finkz me dat evfurrykat chud be suzpishus of chilliy tu an alzo ov da meetballz. Iz neffer to kno wat dese huminz are doin wif da fudz! Heddbumpz an Happily Hollydaze, Mr. (Furry) Fred On Fri, 24 Dec 2004 23:47:25 GMT, "ChildFree23" wrote: Meow, efurrykitty! This is Capt. Midnight DOC, The Good Luck Black Cat, wishing all you kittiez and your hoomins a furry Merry Kissamouse. I'ze also writing to warn you kittiez about a dangerous thing: meatballs. GranMeowmie was making some for dinner tomorrow night. One of the meatballs popped out of the bowl and rolled on the floor. I chased it an captured it. But it was all wet with some bad-tasting red stuff onnit. When I licked the red stuff off of mineown paws, I started to run around in circles until GranMeowmie washed off mineown paws and face. So dis is a warning: If any of youse kittiez sees one of those meatball fings, leave it alone. Respectfully meowed, Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department Chief Grocery Inspector & Cole Slaw Keeper - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Fur Conspiracy: Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger, Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose [Edit it to make it work.]
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#3
December 28th 04, 07:44 AM
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happiestes holidayz to yourownsef, Trudi
ChildFree23 wrote in message k.net... Meow, efurrykitty! This is Capt. Midnight DOC, The Good Luck Black Cat, wishing all you kittiez and your hoomins a furry Merry Kissamouse. I'ze also writing to warn you kittiez about a dangerous thing: meatballs. GranMeowmie was making some for dinner tomorrow night. One of the meatballs popped out of the bowl and rolled on the floor. I chased it an captured it. But it was all wet with some bad-tasting red stuff onnit. When I licked the red stuff off of mineown paws, I started to run around in circles until GranMeowmie washed off mineown paws and face. So dis is a warning: If any of youse kittiez sees one of those meatball fings, leave it alone. Respectfully meowed, Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department Chief Grocery Inspector & Cole Slaw Keeper
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#4
December 28th 04, 05:33 PM
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Meow, Furry Fred!
I also discovered what Meowmie Debby calls natures most perfect food: GranMeowmie's lasagna! The ricotta cheese and meat and mozzarella filling is wonderful! Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat Purrupppp!! Sumwat stragenezz iz dat mefinkz. Sweet anna furry tazty iz da meetballz at ower houze. Furry gud dey iz. Chilly it iz wat Daddy makez iz makin owchiez inna da mouf! Wif beefchunkz he makez it. Before he cukz it sumtimez I capchur a piece and gud it iz. but ouchie it izz after he cukz it. Only wun timez I capchured a pieze of dat!!! It made mouf ouchiez fur alla da nite until Daddy cot me an put sum sugarz on mime mouf. Stuff like dat he shuddnt leef wher me can caphcur itt! Finkz me dat evfurrykat chud be suzpishus of chilliy tu an alzo ov da meetballz. Iz neffer to kno wat dese huminz are doin wif da fudz! Heddbumpz an Happily Hollydaze, Mr. (Furry) Fred On Fri, 24 Dec 2004 23:47:25 GMT, "ChildFree23" wrote: Meow, efurrykitty! This is Capt. Midnight DOC, The Good Luck Black Cat, wishing all you kittiez and your hoomins a furry Merry Kissamouse. I'ze also writing to warn you kittiez about a dangerous thing: meatballs. GranMeowmie was making some for dinner tomorrow night. One of the meatballs popped out of the bowl and rolled on the floor. I chased it an captured it. But it was all wet with some bad-tasting red stuff onnit. When I licked the red stuff off of mineown paws, I started to run around in circles until GranMeowmie washed off mineown paws and face. So dis is a warning: If any of youse kittiez sees one of those meatball fings, leave it alone. Respectfully meowed, Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department Chief Grocery Inspector & Cole Slaw Keeper - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Fur Conspiracy: Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger, Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose [Edit it to make it work.]
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#5
December 29th 04, 04:33 AM
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Purrruuppp!
Hi Cap'm Midnight!! Lazagnaz makez sumtimes alzo owr mommy. But haz it tomatoze too much. Veggyfrootz iz tomatoze. Katzenfud is not tomatoze furry much. Spagettysoz makez alzo sumtimez owr daddy. Fennel and venizon with it he makez. Alzo muzhroomz lotz. Mushroomz not I eat. Venizon wif fennel I like furry much. Spagettysoz Daddy'z I luff. Heddbumpz, Ma. (Furry) Fred On 28 Dec 2004 09:33:56 -0800, "PixieDust413" wrote: Meow, Furry Fred! I also discovered what Meowmie Debby calls natures most perfect food: GranMeowmie's lasagna! The ricotta cheese and meat and mozzarella filling is wonderful! Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat Purrupppp!! Sumwat stragenezz iz dat mefinkz. Sweet anna furry tazty iz da meetballz at ower houze. Furry gud dey iz. Chilly it iz wat Daddy makez iz makin owchiez inna da mouf! Wif beefchunkz he makez it. Before he cukz it sumtimez I capchur a piece and gud it iz. but ouchie it izz after he cukz it. Only wun timez I capchured a pieze of dat!!! It made mouf ouchiez fur alla da nite until Daddy cot me an put sum sugarz on mime mouf. Stuff like dat he shuddnt leef wher me can caphcur itt! Finkz me dat evfurrykat chud be suzpishus of chilliy tu an alzo ov da meetballz. Iz neffer to kno wat dese huminz are doin wif da fudz! Heddbumpz an Happily Hollydaze, Mr. (Furry) Fred On Fri, 24 Dec 2004 23:47:25 GMT, "ChildFree23" wrote: Meow, efurrykitty! This is Capt. Midnight DOC, The Good Luck Black Cat, wishing all you kittiez and your hoomins a furry Merry Kissamouse. I'ze also writing to warn you kittiez about a dangerous thing: meatballs. GranMeowmie was making some for dinner tomorrow night. One of the meatballs popped out of the bowl and rolled on the floor. I chased it an captured it. But it was all wet with some bad-tasting red stuff onnit. When I licked the red stuff off of mineown paws, I started to run around in circles until GranMeowmie washed off mineown paws and face. So dis is a warning: If any of youse kittiez sees one of those meatball fings, leave it alone. Respectfully meowed, Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department Chief Grocery Inspector & Cole Slaw Keeper - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Fur Conspiracy: Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger, Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose [Edit it to make it work.] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Fur Conspiracy: Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger, Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose [Edit it to make it work.]
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#6
December 29th 04, 02:23 PM
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PixieDust413 wrote:
Meow, Furry Fred! I also discovered what Meowmie Debby calls natures most perfect food: GranMeowmie's lasagna! The ricotta cheese and meat and mozzarella filling is wonderful! Duz she distrtibute da recipe? Can we gets a copy? Nature's mostest purrfect fuud is definitely a gudgud topic fur Kitties, right?! -- Regards, Fred
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#7
December 29th 04, 02:41 PM
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duz her put in Nip??? TV, noodle/cheese kitty
Fred wrote in message ... PixieDust413 wrote: Meow, Furry Fred! I also discovered what Meowmie Debby calls natures most perfect food: GranMeowmie's lasagna! The ricotta cheese and meat and mozzarella filling is wonderful! Duz she distrtibute da recipe? Can we gets a copy? Nature's mostest purrfect fuud is definitely a gudgud topic fur Kitties, right?! -- Regards, Fred
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