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Old April 20th 07, 08:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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I trysta be a gud kitty but sumtimez deze hoomanz juzt duzint behafe
purrpurrli, Furry taked diz big one alzo, it wulda mada dinner apetizer fur
uses, Chester
The Porter Cats wrote in message
ink.net...
Yu ar so thotful!

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I letted hersef offa huk, I getted an 'dult lukin mousey, anna since soft
didunt apuriciate minesef puttin it unner da rug fur safe keepin i

putted
it
inna middle ofa floor so her wuuld be sureta find it, Chester*little

evil
feline smirk*
Stormmee wrote in message
...
der i wuz gettin a mousey, i mean a real one dat usta be alife an

efurthin,
but nooo soft thinked i wuz skratchin da rug anna hersef letted da
watermonzterz get minself, instead of makin dem stay away furm ne while

i
wuz workin onna dead thing her sef wuz grumblin bowt skratchin, butted

i
iz
alreadi gettin efin beclawz hersef iz wurried dat da watermonzterz mite
diskurage mineself furm gettin more mouseys... i haz getted one today
anna
one yestaday alzo... dey wuz little bitty onez but dey wuz still

mouseyz...
i will let hersef sweat but i suspekt i wullz keep getin dem... Chester
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  #22  
Old April 21st 07, 01:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_2_]
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Default stupid hooman

On Fri, 20 Apr 2007 14:13:43 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

sure will. Turnz to chester, lowerz voize, Tellz da girlcatz you dzunt kare
ifin itz tuxidoz or somfin elze dat dey wantz fura theme, but sinze you iz
buff, anna Sundanze anna Sam iz yellow dat you wuuld al luk gud inna same
kulorz... blue, or gold or maroon... REALLY lwerz vioze... da prezzie hasta
be jeweleriz, no qweskin 'bowt dat one, Tiger... Lookz at his wifekitty...
alla advize izz giffed, bak you girlkatz... Tiger needina nap now


[smooch, smurgle]

You take a nap now, my luf, dat wuz furry gud ov you to do dat!

[grooms Tiger's head until he's snoring peacefully]

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
4/20/2007 8:17:53 PM
  #23  
Old April 21st 07, 01:29 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default stupid hooman

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Fri, 20 Apr 2007 14:13:43 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

sure will. Turnz to chester, lowerz voize, Tellz da girlcatz you dzunt

kare
ifin itz tuxidoz or somfin elze dat dey wantz fura theme, but sinze you

iz
buff, anna Sundanze anna Sam iz yellow dat you wuuld al luk gud inna

same
kulorz... blue, or gold or maroon... REALLY lwerz vioze... da prezzie

hasta
be jeweleriz, no qweskin 'bowt dat one, Tiger... Lookz at his

wifekitty...
alla advize izz giffed, bak you girlkatz... Tiger needina nap now


[smooch, smurgle]

You take a nap now, my luf, dat wuz furry gud ov you to do dat!

[grooms Tiger's head until he's snoring peacefully]

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
4/20/2007 8:17:53 PM



 




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