Sammy, Lilith, & Ranger Arrive At The Yacht

[The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps three cats:
Samuel Redcat Mahoney, his winkwink Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, and their adopted
son, Ranger Greycat Mahoney. They go over to HRH Cleopatra Silvercat and
offer headbutts all around.] Meow, Cleo! Fangu so much for inviting us
aboard your yacht. May we walk around first before going into the dining
room?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 5
Chief Tabby In Residence
Wife Of Sammy da 'Venture Kitty
Meowmie to Ranger Greycat

ChildFree23 wrote:
[The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps three cats:
Samuel Redcat Mahoney, his winkwink Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, and their adopted
son, Ranger Greycat Mahoney. They go over to HRH Cleopatra Silvercat and
offer headbutts all around.] Meow, Cleo! Fangu so much for inviting us
aboard your yacht. May we walk around first before going into the dining
room?

But of course! Feel free to explore. There are sorts of kitty toys and
play areas and recreational areas for grownup cats too.

Cleo

[The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps three cats:
Samuel Redcat Mahoney, his winkwink Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, and their
adopted son, Ranger Greycat Mahoney. They go over to HRH Cleopatra
Silvercat and offer headbutts all around.] Meow, Cleo! Fangu so much
for inviting us aboard your yacht. May we walk around first before going
into the dining room?

But of course! Feel free to explore. There are sorts of kitty toys and
play areas and recreational areas for grownup cats too.

[Lilith takes the lead. She goes over to a sisal-rope scratching post and
sharpens her claws.] Ranger, do you know how to use one of these?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 5
Chief Tabby In Residence

[Lilith takes the lead. She goes over to a sisal-rope scratching post and
sharpens her claws.] Ranger, do you know how to use one of these?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 5
Chief Tabby In Residence

I sure do! Dese posts are even better fur sharpenin mine claws den da
towels an shower curtains in da hoomin bafroom.

Ranger

[Lilith takes the lead. She goes over to a sisal-rope scratching post
and
sharpens her claws.] Ranger, do you know how to use one of these?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 5
Chief Tabby In Residence

I sure do! Dese posts are even better fur sharpenin mine claws den da
towels an shower curtains in da hoomin bafroom.

Ranger

Will you be a good kitten and sharpen your claws for me on the post?
Please?

Lilith

Will you be a good kitten and sharpen your claws for me on the post?
Please?

Lilith

I can do dat! Specially since da hoomin shower curtain is kinda in shreds
now.

[Ranger runs to the scratching post and launches himself at it, clawing
ferociously for a couple minutes.]

Ah, dat feelz good!

Ranger

Will you be a good kitten and sharpen your claws for me on the post?
Please?

Lilith

I can do dat! Specially since da hoomin shower curtain is kinda in shreds
now.

[Ranger runs to the scratching post and launches himself at it, clawing
ferociously for a couple minutes.]

Ah, dat feelz good!

Ranger

Oh, that's furry good! Look, Sammy, we've got ourownselves a climber!

Lilith

Oh, that's furry good! Look, Sammy, we've got ourownselves a climber!

Lilith

Boy, duz we effur! I'z watched him going at da shower curtains.

[Whispers to Lilith] I wunnder how long it will take hisownself to find
the climbing wall?

Sammy

Oh, that's furry good! Look, Sammy, we've got ourownselves a climber!

Lilith

Boy, duz we effur! I'z watched him going at da shower curtains.

Did your PawPaw squeal with delight when he saw it?

[Whispers to Lilith] I wunnder how long it will take hisownself to find
the climbing wall?

Sammy

I'd rather take him to dinner first, and then we can watch him on the
climbing wall. Do you think he'll behave if we promise him a big
grown-up-kitty surprise?

Lilith

Boy, duz we effur! I'z watched him going at da shower curtains.

Did your PawPaw squeal with delight when he saw it?

PawPaw thought it was kinda cute, but Meowmie is da one who really
squealed wif delite.

[Whispers to Lilith] I wunnder how long it will take hisownself to find
the climbing wall?

I'd rather take him to dinner first, and then we can watch him on the
climbing wall. Do you think he'll behave if we promise him a big
grown-up-kitty surprise?

Eggzelent idearment! I fink so. [Crosses his claws]

Sammy